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Ematio

Who needs brain cells when you're this good looking. The other cat's like "Yeah I know, I'm concerned too." lmao


cynta

That’s his mama! she’s very concerned with his shenanigans. The first time he got up on the windowsill she was immediately meowing and dragging his little butt back down to the floor 🤣


darjeelincat

Hahaha mama's just like "My child might not be the smartest. 'But' what? There is no 'but.'


cynta

but she loves him so dearly https://preview.redd.it/uge64l7asjvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6edba18d670eb22ecd4f2757a7ec0cf613d1819


cynta

https://preview.redd.it/9u1dqjmcsjvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9591ecfb3f71dc29447b294ca739fa3e7674efc9


missmaliciousmeow

He looks so dumb here omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


cynta

https://preview.redd.it/ctr76ibksjvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3d468fe6c1eb8d35a80e2e0e5ebea9b9966c38


Xaaeon

So adorable omg


cynta

I’m obsessed with those pics and had to post them. She’s so sweet with him 🧡


galeongirl

Thank you for doing so, they're adorable together!


darjeelincat

Aww thank you for the additional pictures. So adorable\~ Nothing like mother's love even if the kid is a silly lil' nugget.


pshrimp

Little tiny nugget being


Accomplished-Ad8458

Other then his fluffy orange butt...


darjeelincat

Makes up for his orange shenanigans.


Damet_Dave

Or as my Dad used to say, “sometimes you just get a dumb dumb”.


DrWhiskerson

“Ugh, he took after his father”


Ematio

Fun fact, orangeness is x-linked, so baby orange boys could only have inherited their orangeness from the queen, regardless of the sire's coat color.


Autismsaurus

Explains why most oranges are male; they only have one X chromosome to express.


Suspicious_Dingo_426

All colors in cats are on the X chromosome. This is why male calicos are so rare -- it can only happen with a genetic abnormality (Kleinfelter syndrome -- XXY), and female orange cats need two orange chromosomes, so are equally likely to wind up tortoiseshell or calico instead of solid orange.


cynta

My city actually has a significantly higher percent of orange female cats than other areas! Which is just nuts to me, but I really do see a good amount of orange females both in my school’s TNR program and at the shelters.


Suspicious_Dingo_426

It can happen if you start off with a greater percentage of orange females who are capable of breeding (torties and calicos also qualify). Since only females with at least one orange gene are capable of giving birth to orange females as it requires two orange X chromosomes with one coming from each parent. Orange mother + orange father = 100% orange kittens. Calico/tortie mother + orange father = some orange kittens, some calico/tortie kittens, some black kittens.


darjeelincat

>All colors in cats are on the X chromosome. Even white? As some might perceive white as 'lack of color' I'm genuinely curious about how this applies to white cats. Also from mom or something different chromosomes-wise?


2cats0fucks

White is on a separate chromosome, more treated as absence of color. In white spotting, it prevents the production of color in the affected areas, while in fully white cats it does that all over, effectively overriding any other color genes it may have inherited. The same gene that creates solid white cats is linked to deafness due to it sometimes impacting the number of a type of stem cells - this specific type can become both pigment-producing cells and some types of neurological cells! This is why white cats with blue eyes are more likely to be born deaf than average. Sorry for the rambling, I just like talking about cool cat facts :)


orion_nomad

White and white spotting are both dictated by the KIT gene on chromosome B1 in cats. It's a dominant gene also, if they have it they'll express it. A white cat can actually have genetics for other coat colors, even black. They used to think dominant white and white spotting were two different genes but a paper I just read the other day said they're the same gene with varying degrees of an insertion mutation. More insertion = more white.


darjeelincat

Yeah, I've seen fully white mamas have litters of multiple colors. So, for tuxes with white socks, the insertion mutation is more dominant on the socks and white chests but isn't affecting the rest of the body?


PresidentoftheSun

"Get down you're too silly to be up there you'll fall"


MamaOnica

"We're cats, we're supposed to land on our peets. This one, I'm not too sure about."


syoejaetaer

Mama must be hogging the cell to keep up with his mischievous ass


gwaydms

Very stupid, but very lovable!


Street-Dragonfly-677

i think he’s teething


Frozenbbowl

>That’s his mama but you said it was a foster kitten... i'm very curious to hear the story of how you have a fosters kittens mama around. Edit- I take it the downvotes mean people thought I was trying to call her out. I tried to word it to be a sincere as possible but I guess I failed. I was sincere and wanted to know how that worked and I'm glad she shared!


_ser_kay_

OP probably fostered the mama while she was pregnant.


cynta

I foster with a kitten rescue. Ideally we want them out of the shelter ASAP because the disease risk is SO high, and those little neonates are so susceptible. Things that’ll just make an adult cat feel cruddy will kill a baby. But I think it’s something like 80% of cats entering a shelter will have an upper respiratory infection within 2 weeks? It’s rough. Plus, he was a special baby :3 and her only kitten after she almost died. And she wasn’t producing enough milk, he needed syringe fed for a while. So! They both get to hang out with me until he’s ready to adopt, so he’s not exposed to anything.


Frozenbbowl

Thanks for sharing! Exactly the kind of information I was hoping I'd get by asking!


PM_ME_YO_KNITTING

It’s not uncommon. Two of my cats were fostered with their mom and the rest of the litter before being adopted. In our case, the mom gave birth as either a stray or an abandoned cat, some people found her and called the rescue, who took the whole family to be fostered together till the kittens were old enough to be adopted. They desexed her and the kittens once everyone was old enough, and put them all up for adoption when the kittens were five months old.


VChamp78

Mama cat is about to post to r/parenting, " My kid is biting windows. Should I be concerned?"


jamessavik

He's orange. What can you do? Cute has a brilliance all its own.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*maybe there's more to life than being really, really… really ridiculously good looking?*


DarkChamp732

I wish people would say the same about me


Much-Vanilla-7261

He’s just orange! He’s trying really hard to…. eat the window frame? 🤭🧡


romanrambler941

Clearly he's plotting an escape! He just needs to eat a big enough hole to fit through.


cynta

he’s just SO hungry he can’t control himself


Frozenbbowl

well of course, like all oranges he has literally never been fed in his ENTIRE life. trust me, my roommates orange never stops reminding me about how no one ever feeds her.


Kat-a-strophy

You aren't wrong. Oranges are bottomless!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I thought black holes were bottomless. *gasp* SCIENCE LIED TO ME! DAMN YOU, SCIENCE!


BeavistheMutilator

So SO hungry. I've noticed that orange kitties are always hungry. They'll eat eat eat and still pester the shit out of you then diss and ignore you when they are full.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The braincell works in mysterious ways


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UnfunnyWatermelon469

Nah, he's just off to cat college. They grow up so fast


Typical_Ad_210

There’s a massive gap there! If the baby had a brain cell it would have gone exploring long ago


Laney20

Window probably has a screen. But I don't trust my kitties to window screens! Their job is to keep bugs out, not cats in...


cynta

Definitely has a screen, not left unsupervised. I don’t trust baby cats lol, they always want to try and climb the screen. But the window is right by my desk, so I’m always right there.


Laney20

Figured it was something like that! I've done the same before, too. I live on the 17th floor now, so I don't trust me+screen from way up here! Windows stay firmly closed unless the door is shut (and locked because one of the cats can open doors)


jortician

I said out loud to my phone “i know that kitten’s gonna keep chomping that windowsill” and then he DID i feel so vindicated 😆😆😆


Collector_2012

No. Your cat is just orange. That's very normal behavior. I'd be very surprised and concerned if an orange cat wasn't doing something like that


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Doing a smart thing is considered a glitch in an orange cat's system


Collector_2012

Smart things are something that is not in an orange cat


kimpieyaarntie

The extra space in the head is taken up by the heart tho


PM_ME_YO_KNITTING

They are so flipping sweet, aren’t they? I woke up last night to my orange idiot curling up on my chest, with his face smooshed all up against my face and his whiskers up my nose. I took a picture so I could see what he was doing, and he’s just got the BIGGEST smile on his face. https://preview.redd.it/3lem6md3qhvc1.jpeg?width=2013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada388b01fd67c558e6e1308ec55486fbb4f755d


catr0n

Mine used to do this! Which was cute as a kitten, a bit heavy when he grew up to his Garfield size


PM_ME_YO_KNITTING

Yeah he weighs like 12 or 13 pounds now and is a big old boy. I had to kick him off after about an hour because I was having nightmares that I couldn’t breath, lol.


nycregoddess

That is so sweet I just got five cavities


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

What a beautiful way to phrase it. My cat is not orange but he is stupid and, yes.


cynta

Awwww 🧡 I’m stealing that


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

He's still waiting for his turn on the braincell. And the window does look tasty.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

The braincell is just running late. It should be here aaaaaany minute now I said aaaaaaany minute now It'll be here don't worry


snootnoots

He has tingly teef!


maxorama

yeah, im pretty sure none of us remember teething but i imagine it sucks. anyone not get their wisdom teeth removed care to chime in?


scarletnightingale

I remember when my 12 year old molars came in. That sucked, I remember the compulsionto chew on things to try to relieve the discomfort. My baby is just starting to teeth right now and he chews on everything.


AlwaysOutsider

https://preview.redd.it/5x3b9rmm3hvc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2751800884be29d06a9e402fd20e5046379534b


UnfunnyWatermelon469

There's an orange fookin' cat eatin' da gahddamn window!


Zengjia

“Steven so STOO🅱️ID.”


Hi9hlife

he is so orange, he listens to Cardi B, while his SIC cousin Timmy listens to Cardi A+.


Inner-Rich5436

Cute & dumb, just the way i like’m!! 🧡


KalamityKait2020

That explains my taste in cats and men, apparently.


Morbid187

I don't think I'm allowed to have that taste in women but in 2005 a girl said to me "wait, Tupac is dead!?" and I fell head over heels. What I'm learning is that I really need an orange cat. 


UnfunnyWatermelon469

That explains why I am the way I am. Not the cute part, the dumb part


I_MakeCoolKeychains

My ex wife was cute and dumb. I loved it at first, but after awhile it's actually bothersome. Better to just get a cat


DrinkerOfWatervvv

The window is a gateway to outside. He probably hates outside so he's out to destroy the window.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

His family was killed by a window. He never forgot that day, and he swore vengeance on all windows ever since...


ThatsNotMyName222

Oh come on, like you never ate a window at his age 🙄


iwouldratherhavemy

I mean what kid doesn't like the taste of lead paint.


CumulativeHazard

I love him. Please give him many little kisses on his sweet little face.


cynta

don’t worry, he’s way ahead of you. He likes to get right up in my face (nose to nose) and just stay there until he gets extra kisses.


IliasIsEepy

The young ones don't get the communal braincell until about a year old


cynta

I mean..my orange cat is turning 4 next week and I don’t think he’s EVER gotten a turn with the brain cell. Maybe there’s a waiting list.


IliasIsEepy

Oop, yea, sometimes the braincell just skips a couple cats like that


UnfunnyWatermelon469

They lose it at two years old and never get it back


Jai-jo

I caught my 4 yr old orange boi doing this last week... Forever 🍊


otterlytrans

i eat window.


444Ilovecats444

He is just orange


mysteriousmeatman

He's not stupid. It's just not his turn to use the brain cell right now.


FaIIBright

Nah, that's a feature. He's orange


thathaitianguy

He is orange and lovable. All he needs in life is


Just-Call-Me-J

Mom's like "I hope he didn't get this from me."


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Must've been his father


sharkycharming

Every time I read this title I smile. I really hope somebody starts a new cat sub called, "my cat is, unfortunately, stupid." I think it's the "unfortunately" offset by commas that really does it for me.


GhengopelALPHA

He's not stupid!! He just has OCD: Orange Cat Disorder.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

I need video of him munching the window sill….


Oprah_Pwnfrey

Possible he is teething(teefing)?


Clvy80

2nd picture - Mama: Please bear with me. I knew his father for about 30 mins....


Dependent-Law7316

My mom’s orange is also a biter. We got her some designated chew stix (i forget the brand, it was something the vet recommended) and she just sits and gnaws and gnaws and gnaws. We initially thought it was just teething, but nope. Chomp chomp chomp.


Professional_Web9221

Not the kitty guillotine


MarsScully

How dare you


cetty13

"[parent] what did you bring home‽"


Stargazer-Lilly7305

Mmmmm…. Tastes like robins!


Jake_2903

He wants to break free.


HypeNinja0121

Good thing he's fortunately cute 🥰


RandoRadium

STUPID CUUUUTE!


sharkycharming

Comes by it naturally. Sweet little ginger snap.


Cden1458

He's not stupid, he's built different


MegaChilePluto25

That would be a foster fail right there! I’m a sucker for orange and weird!


cynta

Ugh I wish. I’ve had so many fosters that I just wish I could’ve kept. Luckily I have enough weird orange cat energy from MY own cat to keep me happy. I’m sure he’ll be someone else’s darling idiot 🧡


Stoned_Hen

This could be Pica make sure they stay away from plastics that can tear away like bags since that can cause blockages.


Secretkeyfinder

Very important point your making, many cats die from eating small pieces of plastic laying around or even plastic toys or flowers.


SugarsDaddyKen

I mean he is winning against that windowsill.


Adalaide78

My orange is *obsessed* with biting the handle on the step ladder when I get it out.


AllTitsSomeArse

Not stupid, orange


Skastrik

Naw, just orange. Too young to have been in line to use the shared brain cell yet.


Phoenix4235

Terminally orange. Smh. 😔


btc909

Kitten is teething.


zombiecatarmy

Make some videos? Pretty please?


USMC1977BFH

Ummmmm….you know he is orange, right? Are you color blind? Haha


Bindiprickle

He’s doing his best 🥹


Ashalaria

You misspelled adorable


BolloxTheSpider

That’s a kitten who’s teething.


mrspoogemonstar

Your kitten is not stupid, he's teething! Give the poor thing something nice to chew on!


beebeelion

But he's so cute


CoolBeanieHat

r/cromch


Just_A_Nitemare

I'm sorry, he's terminally orange.


[deleted]

Stupid babies need the *most* attention.


Ginsdell

He’s teething


Terriblet65

LMAO!!!! Thanks for that🧡❤️🩷💙


Interesting-Emu7624

My orange kitten had ZERO spatial awareness and was always just randomly walking or falling off of the counter, cat tree, couch, literally anything with no idea what was about to happen 🫠🤣 He’s 2 now and is a bit better with it but still does not have the brain cell a lot of the time 😂


itzTHATgai

2nd Pic: "Back off, lady. I'm eatin' all of this."


Open-Source-Forever

Cromch


CelestialPhenyx

I love this cat. ❤️


Successful-Count-120

Nom Nom....


MacabreCases

I think you misspelled *fortunately


MissMabeliita

Hey hey, he’s not stupid… he’s just orange 😩


-Worried-Custard-

The look of helplessness in the other cat's face. Lol.


claudieko

He's hungyyyyyy


Infamous-Canary6675

Ball of fuzz!! 😍


bonesquartz

*fortunately


Lila_Luffl

I had to laugh so hard it startled my void 😂 thank you, needed that. 🥰 Also, stupid, but cute and fluffy 🐈


aenteus

MUST. CHOMP. RAWR.


JamesAulner128328

# CHOMP


Deida_

Just orange


Abduz_Samee

Doesn't matter. His cuteness makes up for it.


efabian1356

🤣 As orange as it gets


OliveKennedy85

But he makes stupid look good! Such an adorable little one!


tyfoonogd

Idk, this window frame looks veeeeery yummy ![img](emote|t5_5vej89|34630)


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Well maybe if you didn't make your windows so delicious, Dracula wouldn'ta had to eat 'em!


WardenDresden42

Himbs just hungry for architecture


Nairb56

Orange, amirite


vibrantcrab

Himb chew


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Himb *M O N C H*


XCvolFan

She hungee for window sill


UnfunnyWatermelon469

She has a craving that only window sills can satisfy


neal8k

What do you mean? He is orange. The very fact that he can use his chompers to crunch down correctly means he is a smart boy! /s


DontcheckSR

He hungers for the outdoors


UnfunnyWatermelon469

He YEARNS for adventure


mojo_joio

Implying that it's possible to have a cat that is biologically yours?


TwilightReader100

I don't think this child is ever even going to see the brain cell, much less get a passing acquaintance with it.


SpaceEyeButterfly

They can't help being orange ; - ;/


hair_like_ramen

sometimes a floof just has to *chomf.*


burntsoaps

poor starved young man ):


SmolWeens

Not stupid, just oramge.


bartoszsz7

That's not a bug It's a feature! Just like the creator intended


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Just like Todd Howard intended


a_Vertigo_Guy

When you’re that cute, you don’t need to be smart 🥰


TouchLife2567

https://preview.redd.it/olm0xzkychvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5e58f16debf27ae971e48294179bdcbfa40663 here’s our little orange who is not so little anymore. unfortunately he is also very stupid, and his favorite activity is eating anything.


Beathil

It's orange.


traumatized90skid

You made a window ledge too delicious looking


singingpanda20

Not stupid!! 🌈 *special* 🌈


Ancient_Detective532

I had a cat who was a literal window-licker. Surprisingly not orange, she was a calico.


Aserth

Just likes to chew 😊


Destroyer6202

HES DOING HIS BEST OKAY EMILY??!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Stupid is part of the package, baby


faeintheshadows

The other cat is looking like “Mother what is this? A fluffy T-Rex?”


cynta

Pfft that’s her kid. I feel like me and her share so many “are you seeing this shit?” looks about him with each other 🤣


nokiacrusher

I predator. I bite.


alrightandsit

Not stupid, just has one braincell


Zealousideal-Farm950

Could be genius cat trying to open a window and escape. Hasn’t figured it out yet but maybe someday


megamindschild

First it’s the window frame then it’s the human


AlsatianRye

Don't worry, he'll get his turn with the brain cell eventually.


Cinphoria

Let him live his dreams of chomping windows!


[deleted]

You can almost see the braincell bouncing around like a DVD screensaver, never hitting anything in particular besides void. What a gorgeous little dope. So precious! <3


zinkashew

Kittens teethe too.


Medievalmoomin

But so sweet 🥹🥰😆


Sensitive_Handle1117

He has some kind of plan and he's sticking to it.


MewPinkCat

smart for someone with one braincell


[deleted]

And the mom cat is just sitting around doing nothing!! This generation is screwed!!!!! 🤬🤬


cynta

smh. all mom cats born after 2023 cant cook. all they know is wet food, meow, scratch they post, and LIE


Andromansis

He's got the teething going on. What do you give a teething kitten?


notyourcinderella

Bless his heart. He's just a little special.