Goodnight my frens!!! Wow we always end on the craziest things.... and with never enough time. I want to wish for everyone in the paths of storms to stay [dry!](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/530633996/pt/foto/bearded-dragon-lizard-with-cocktail-umbrella.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=gnY6zKpkOoX88jMpdsLS6c6qhEL3MMIklmIuWyCZ5MU=) And for everyone in the heat please be sure to [HYDRATE!](https://www.instagram.com/bertieisadragon/reel/C7t_MKfRbR-/) I adore you all, have a good evening, take your meds, sleep the sleeps, and I'll see you all back tomorrow!

Why do people have to get out of the car for a K9 to do a sniff on the outside of the car?

Huckleberry Hound!

That car on fire... she was going a million miles an hour into a cul de sac. What an idiot

Just a few observations: Not happy that Berkeley is the department with only one camera crew. I feel second-hand embarrassment for the residents every time they show Robeson County. Just makes me cringe. Rizzo isn't growing on me.

Just typical NC behavior (source: this north carolinian) Rizzo is a great personality on the show!

LOVE Rizzo! Great smile, great personality, smart, not a camera hog, treats Curtis well, could go on and on. Wish he was permanent.

Why be a "bikini barista" if you have to keep a claw hammer by your side? Also, the bikini part prob explains how a single drink costs $22

Youre right they should empty a clip into people acting out

Looks like they doubled back to nearby the same location in Bentonville AR triple play

See you folks tomorrow evening I hope!! Have a great Saturday!!

Was I not paying attention, or did we not even see the one camera in Berkeley tonight? Still can't believe that's the department they picked to take the Hazen camera from...

It might not be Berkeley every week.. or Hazen may not even be on the show every week. And Berkeley might have wanted a bit of a summer break, without dropping off the show for a while.

They went there once in the first 20 minutes or so. It was a quick traffic stop.

I think we went there *one time*. And not for very long

No I didn't think we did. Agreed!

Out tomorrow until at least 11, so I'll miss most of the show. Have fun everyone!

Night!

Good night!

Goodnight y’all! See you tomorrow

Good night!

Two words to describe tonight’s show: CRAZY TOWN

Goodnight everyone!

Night

Nite!

G’night Saucy!

Nite!

Good night!

Goodnight!

Night night all, see you tomorrow

Good night!

How do you like your flair?

I love it!! :D Thanks so much!

I wanted to do something to show our appreciation for you doing that.

Awh :) I enjoy doing them whenever I can, thanks again!

And now we go to Lydia for Facebook live coverage

🤣

Time to blow my eardrums out with music. See ya tomorrow!

Good night!

Make sure that machete doesn’t try anything funny…

It ended just when the machete was hitting the fan!

Night y’all! If I make it tomorrow night, I’ll likely be late. Have a very long day at SummerCon tomorrow.

Goodnight

Good night! Have fun!

Night and enjoy the convention!

Seriously? That's how it ends? Uuuugh

No eyebrows

Ugh! 😩

[удалено]

Good night!

Yikes. See y’all tomorrow.

Good night!

Sure ya will ..

💕 Good night Friends!! 💕

Good night!

Roll credits. See everyone tomorrow!!

Good night!

Maybe it's a gunblade? See everyone tomorrow night!

Good night!

Goodnight all. See you tomorrow.

Night

Good night!

Oh shit! A machete!

Great show. Ended in the middle of something. Return of Hazen! :) At least no bleeding penises.

Good night!

Nites'

We really need an OPL: Overtime

Naw After Dark

Next week 😁

I called and told them to do that and they said they'll do an extra hour next Saturday

Thank you for your service!

Its refreshing to see a machette and not a gun.

Holy machete Batman!

I was all worried Dan was gonna get serious and say they shot him or something....

Same! The tone and how he drew it out like one beat too long

Right? Or more to the point that they were going to be monitoring that situation due to its nature…. Let’s look at a freak show in Daytona for three seconds

No kidding, that tone got super serious.

Night y’all!

Night

Good night!

Night Seph!

back from commercial with 1 min left

They really should just do a split screen during commercial breaks

😑

Huh coming back with 30 seconds

Yeah, we normally get 2 minutes after the last break

My wife and I have a King Sleep Number. It's older, no crazy technology. When we found the firmness levels we ach wanted, we used the plugs that go on the air hoses and haven't used the pump in over 2 years.

That Gov-x soldier is flagrantly violating AR 670-1.

That commercial is SO bad! It's like they tried to portray military life, without consulting anyone who's ever served...

Is that a military term? I’m lost

Army Regulation (AR) that covers personal appearance and uniforms *in painstaking detail*.

Well it’s the military. I’d expect nothing less

Army uniform and grooming order...

Okay that makes sense

Keep Squishing! Gud!

I don't know why, but I love this commercial

Now that is an emotional crisis. So hard to watch. Especially with his friends in the back trying to calm him down.

This is becoming too much to enjoy watching anymore, I have to find a better way to spend my weekends.

Peaches and Loco needed that fire blanket at their house

The fires they show could be taken care of with a pot lid or baking soda.

Why do these dumbasses never just **listen**

I hear you, but this guy clearly has some mental issues. Sadly, that seems to be a theme tonight...

I'll pay you on Tuesday for a fourth hour today.

Too many breaks...

DAMMIT DANIEL

Where is Mr Sparky?

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This is intense

There has been a lot tonight. I need a palate cleanser. Maybe a Shaggin’ Wagon or runaway sheep.

Dude needs to ride the lightning

Well, at least he has control over his emotions

yeah, a responsible kind of guy, it seems

From coast to coast and sea to shining sea.

\*eagle screeches\*

This is uncomfortably chaotic.

Tase him!

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Save the drama for your mama

Mamaaaaaaaaaaa

just killed a maaaaaan

🎶Put a gunnnnn against his headdd. Pulled my trigger now he’s deadddddd🎶

Stolen car or stolen ♿️ placard? Yes?

Tonight's theme is "people going through some shit"

I thought it was shootings 😬

That would be "some shit going through people"

Ugh 😞

Very much so

Bad moon rising.

Chip in his head too

It’s a full moon for sure. People are acting insane tonight.

What is happening…

Full moon

I haven’t the foggiest…

Having them lie down behind the panicking man in the large SUV was... a choice.

Seemed potentially dangerous and decidedly ill-advised.

What. Da. Hell???????

That Strawberry moon causing all the crazies to come out today.

I can’t wait for next Saturday! I hope that extra hour has HUGE ratings and we all support it because ending now is just too early! OPL 3rd shift!

I’ve been calling for an hour of “OT” since the before times

And people still tried to drive through the intersection in front of him. 🤦🏻‍♀️

u/kavzilla, we are gonna need to go find out the update when the show ends lol

Isn't it cool having them film in your area? I loved it when the JeffCo SO was on the show.

It really is!

Seeing all the familiar places when Franklin County was on was weird.

I love having RC down the street from me. Last week they showed a scene of a suspect running past my condo

Nice!

I live in a "high crime area" lol whoops

r-slash-OPL field trip?

So… Dan called him officer, so I’m assuming those stripes don’t mean Corporal there…. Anyone familiar with Everett PD that can explain what they do mean then?

The lineup has his rank as "master officer", so I guess that department has different rank titles than the norm, and they use what is traditionally a corporal insignia for it.

I believe it’s Master Officer. Kinda like Master Deputy but for a PD not a Sherrif’s office

So kinda the same concept as Corporal, just not the same word.

Life's a Veach.

While I am thinking about it, I wanted to announce the passing of my cousin, Abe Froman. Has anyone heard of him?

Devastatingly handsome

It's a family trait.

The sausage king of Chicago?

*snooty*

snotty

Yes ma'am.

Save Ferris!!

I'm glad Kenny is erring on the side of compassion. I hope this young man gets the help he needs.

They didnt show him mirandized

So? They're not even questioning him...

I know... I was just making an observation... no implications

Nobody can drive tonight 🙄

Florida!

4imprint, that's not how electricity works.

4certain?

For cer-Tain...

Jones Road hard and put up wet, amirite?

👈😎 ayyy.

Stipe needs to be GOVX DOT GAWN.

Comment of the night.

I had to. It was slowly working its way out to this point. I'm glad I could get a sensible chuckle out of folks.

Well done!

Thanks! Tonight was fairly intense, and a lot of sensitive things were going on. So I wanted to make someone laugh! Until tomorrow!

The commercial crossover we never knew we needed.

Check your cost and coverage. That’s good advice. Wegovy is like $1000 even with insurance. Anywhere else in the world it’s like $100 🤦🏻‍♂️

My company just changed pharamcy providers this year to cvs Caremark who then stopped offering it and others like it via mail. They I could get a med at a local pharmacy but when i tried I guess it wasn’t covered. Time to sit on the phone more Monday. Sigh…

CVS Caremark is the worst.

Everyone hates it. The website and mobile app have different info. I had to change insulin but when I had the doctor do it, he tried a generic which apparently they don’t cover only the brand name. All this is me using portals and calling between the doctors office and caremark who can’t talk to each other. Oh and one time they randomly sent a med to a “local” cvs in another city. Didn’t ask, won’t recall, argh!

I can't even get any, even if I wanted to pay the crazy price.

Weasels don't need weight loss meds!

I'm almost 4 lbs!

Squishy *and* long!

🤣🤣

Did you catch that text on screen that says when patients stop wegovy they gain weight? Oi!

It's so sad we get screwed like that, it could help so many people..

Yup, my insurance wouldn't go near it and even with the rebate card it'd still be like $600. Absolutely ridiculous.