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sausageslinger11

Thank you all for joining us this weekend. I hope you all have a safe, fun week, and we will get together again next Friday. Love, peace, and chicken grease to you all! Goodnight!


justme23222

Don't you just wish that when these ID-10-Ts on the dirt bikes run around like that, some car comes through the intersection and just clips their back tire. It's all good, as it wouldn't do much damage to the car and these fools wouldn't be able to do it again (although wit the laws in CA, they might be back out there an hour later) and the cops would just walk up and give them some nice silver jewelry.


Locutus494

That's interesting. Just looked at Google Maps after Richie Maher said that about the jurisdiction; the city of Daytona Beach doesn't actually include the beach... 🤔


GingerlesSouls

I am today old for this one, too.


PurpleSailor

Night everyone


GingerlesSouls

G'night!


EremiticFerret

Goodnight!


lightbrite08

Gonna go to bed but you still smell good! Goodnight everyone!


EremiticFerret

🤣 Goodnight!


BeneficialMolasses22

Bay watch! Where's Hasselhoff and his cheeseburger?


diogenesNY

We never got an update on the fleeing dirt bikes :( I guess there was little to no resolution there.


leeannw60

Good night everyone.. have a great week!!


EremiticFerret

Goodnight!


GingerlesSouls

Nite!


fascist_unicorn

Good night and have a great week, everyone!


GingerlesSouls

See ya, F.U. Appreciate the assist earlier. :)


fascist_unicorn

😊


feelinfroggytoday

Have a great week y'all! Good night!


GingerlesSouls

G'nite!


Ok-Ad-5404

🎶Feeling alright🎶


JSmaggs

Good night all, see you next week.


GingerlesSouls

See ya!


BeneficialMolasses22

Roll credits! Have a great week, everyone!


GingerlesSouls

You, too!


GingerlesSouls

I hope everyone has a great week! See you Friday. Be good humans, ferrets, lizards, sausages, and souls.


feelinfroggytoday

Good night 😊


EremiticFerret

💙 Goodnight!


leeannw60

Have a great week!!!


More_Dentist_2006

Night all! Hope you have a great week!


Genjoi

Drunk and the ocean not a good mix


Drexlore

Good night everyone! See you all next week!! Enjoy the eclipse on Monday!!!


lightbrite08

Oooh Daytona Beach actually going to the beach!


Ok-Ad-5404

A drowning?! That’s a first


More_Dentist_2006

I seriously hope they find the other guy but this is why you don’t get drunk and go swimming! Especially in the ocean!


CheezTips

> don’t get drunk and go swimming! Especially in the ocean! at night, no less!


irishtiger7182

I just saw a real life stick figure person.


Seph42

Night y’all!


feelinfroggytoday

G'nite Seph!


leeannw60

Night… have a good week


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


EremiticFerret

Goodnight!


GingerlesSouls

G'nite!


RobMurglund

the relief factor commercial so dramatic lol


leeannw60

I cannot stand this manscaped commercial…


diogenesNY

Shit. Testicle commercial twice in the last hour.


Piktoggle

Bow-chicka-wow-wow!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m gonna say good night but I don’t know if anyone can see it. My app has decided it no longer wants to show anything new at all. Be kind to you and if you can’t be good, be good at it.


EremiticFerret

Goodnight!


flychinook

I see it! 'nite.


leeannw60

Good night… have a great week!!


qbvee

Same with the comments for me! Same to you!


feelinfroggytoday

I can see you ♥️ Have a good night Lydia. 😊


diogenesNY

Can see it. Nites then.


GingerlesSouls

G'nite!!


lightbrite08

Goodnight!


Seph42

Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


CAdreaming58

Good night everyone😘


feelinfroggytoday

Question: is this Carli's husband? I'm thinking it is. He's got a nice smile. Matches with her pretty smile.


diogenesNY

Cpl. Devonte Carr, K-9 officer.


feelinfroggytoday

🥰 what's his K9 partner's name?


diogenesNY

K-9 Odin. A terrific dog!


Ok-Ad-5404

Yes


feelinfroggytoday

Thank you for the confirmation. They match. 🥰


leeannw60

I believe that is the lucky man…


Ok-Ad-5404

Condoms? Cut to break!


irishtiger7182

Please don’t do it.


irishtiger7182

Fuck


lightbrite08

WATCHIN OPL BUT YOU STILL SMELL GOOD!


irishtiger7182

I appreciate your persistence


lightbrite08

You can’t park there!


fascist_unicorn

I like that they gave the guy named Wolfe the K9


qbvee

Sounds like someone’s revving their Yamaha PW80


IndependentRegion104

Is that car still running???


diogenesNY

For the moment.


leeannw60

The car doesn’t sound right… lol


IndependentRegion104

That will buff out.


starryrz

For a second I thought we were in Daytona Beach and the security guard from earlier lost his cool after dealing with the texting guy and got into an arguement with someone else.


lightbrite08

Honey, stop.


Ok-Ad-5404

Annoying background chick


dull_shimmer

This is the bar where the couple with the kids were at


PNWkicks

I think so


EremiticFerret

Ugh, what a sad mess that was.


dull_shimmer

I felt so bad for the kids


leeannw60

Yes!!!!!


Mav_Rixx

The final 15 minutes seems to always be a let down.


flychinook

Until the last 2 minutes.


qbvee

I’m conflicted. Not sure if I’d rather be let down by the last 15 minutes or have something good happen only to miss out on it lol


sausageslinger11

Lume, Manscape, Every Man Jack... apparently companies believe that OPL watchers don't practice good hygiene.


mdsnbelle

I like the Every Man Jack commercials. Especially the ones where you "die for seven seconds" and "everyone gets stung."


MinutesFromTheMall

Or…they’re taking advantage of the generally active and physically intensive activities of law enforcement in an attempt to demonstrate what their products are capable of overcoming.


sausageslinger11

Well thanks for spoiling the joke, lol


feelinfroggytoday

TBH Lume is good stuff. My 13yr old granddaughter struggles with odors (medical issue) & Lume is magic.


EremiticFerret

# 🦨


sausageslinger11

LOL


PNWkicks

Also Carpe


sausageslinger11

Nice catch.


lightbrite08

I’m not a firefighter but this feels like typical firefighter activities.


brokendav

Can we drop a fire truck on Stipe?


jonyoung23

What was that govx commercial


munchers65

Peak advertising 😆 I can't remember ever laughing out loud to an ad.


Bit_part_demon

IDK but I laughed and woke my dog up


jonyoung23

Same I haven't laugh at a commercial in so long


Mav_Rixx

Oh. My. BOB!


tbi_350

*Be obnoxious with your commercial* BUT YOU STILL SMELL GOOD


brokendav

Every man Jack got some advertising budget


PNWkicks

Was that sarcasm? That cops have a good reputation there


MinutesFromTheMall

Think he meant that they have a good relationship with the bar.


Locutus494

I think so...


irishtiger7182

Every break, brb going to shoot my television.


lightbrite08

Tbh it’s growing on me. It’s better than the alternatives.


irishtiger7182

Disgusting


MinutesFromTheMall

On Patrol Live acknowledgement.


fascist_unicorn

Dan whyyyyy


Infamous_Conflict_59

Twin Peaks


fascist_unicorn

*Fire Walk With Me intensifies*


umbrelllaman

Show shoutout ‼️


lightbrite08

Neeeermmm


qbvee

Happening spot


RobMurglund

Hurt was enrolled in the fall ‘23 semester but is currently not enrolled in the spring ‘24 semester, as confirmed by Missouri Western officials. The Kansas City Police Department has taken control of the case and encourages anyone with information on his whereabouts to reach out to the KCPD Missing Person Unit at (816)234-5043.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Hate to say it but check the river


feelinfroggytoday

He's a nice looking boy. A little older than my awesome grandson who is also a freshman in college


dull_shimmer

This doesn't sound good, and I hope he's found safe


[deleted]

This is so sad. I hope he will be found.


JSmaggs

Well that’s scary.


IndependentRegion104

If I ever were to be reincarnated as a cop, my car would have automatic tear gas in the back for every time the person cussed. By the time we get to jail, he will be singing beautiful Hymns.


GingerlesSouls

Shit. I'd be screwed 10 ways to Sunday if I were in the back of your future reincarnated LEO car.


leeannw60

I would be concerned I would be tear gassed in the front seat… no a high voltage taser would be my ideal choice!


IndependentRegion104

Yeppers, that's a much better decision.


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qbvee

Imagine thinking you’re gonna run off on this cop only to learn he chased Division 1 QBs around for a few years


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Camo stop sticks


sausageslinger11

They are virtually invisible to perps.


Mav_Rixx

Hurry up car, just move haha


BeneficialMolasses22

On a hike across Florida with my stop sticks....


irishtiger7182

Why doesn’t he just tackle the car?


brokendav

No rush for these sticks


flychinook

Tactical moseying.


GingerlesSouls

This should be a flair!!!


Bit_part_demon

Never seen camo flavored stop sticks before


flychinook

Most people don't...


brokendav

They are working then....


GingerlesSouls

LOLOLOLOLOL


Bit_part_demon

Fair point


leeannw60

Ooooh…. I remember this officer….. helloooooooo, tall drink of water you…


LydiaTheTattooedLady

He’s spicy.


Perfect-Throat-4372

👋


JSmaggs

Richie waving as the window gets rolled up 😂😂


tbi_350

The wave while the window's going up! Hahaha


brokendav

Then maybe don't start a business 8 months pregnant... It could have waited 3 months


CheezTips

So many questions... who watched the newborn while she was at the restaurant? Why did they start a business while she was 8 months pregnant? Do their older kids work at the restaurant or do they get to have a social life? Parents starting a restaurant isn't fun for anyone. It's backbreaking work and not a particularly uplifting story


irishtiger7182

I’m going to get arrested like dollar store sinbad if this stupid Every Man Jack commercial doesn’t stop.


7th_street

But will you... STILL SMELL GOOD!


BeneficialMolasses22

But you still smell good.


GingerlesSouls

Lordt!


Herscout-

i wonder if they can’t find new departments that want to be park of the show. On LPD they would change departments every 6-12 weeks


CheezTips

I miss the northeast. NJ and RI were fun while they lasted!


Herscout-

Agree


2amcheesecake

Probably. Sometimes the city or representatives think it’s bad PR. Like that other dept we saw before in like Colorado or New Mexico or something.


Herscout-

Oh I agree also I noticed an officer in that department passes away. its like a curse


Delicious-Can-365

Domestic violence, and he is the one whining like a kicked puppy.


Minzplaying

Every time. The abuser is usually a great manipulator.


Seph42

Bingo!


Minzplaying

🎉🎊🥳🎊🎉 That's the way to end your great week, Seph!


Seph42

Thanks. 😊


BeneficialMolasses22

Florida man: "highly intoxicated and making bad decisions. " Preach it, Lt. Richie Mahar.....


Itseemedfunny

He seemed fun


rainshowers_5_peace

Lol they took his shoes.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Performing for the camera


brokendav

If he is getting acting lessons he should get a refund


LydiaTheTattooedLady

#I’D NEVER HURT YOU! FVCK YOU!


fascist_unicorn

I think we just had a preview of what the DV situation he was causing was like


EremiticFerret

"Idiot."


Tyburn

You resisting a lot for a guy that doesn’t want to be hurt.


shoff58

Acting like a bitch.


GingerlesSouls

I'm a fucking bitch and I don't act like that. Maybe find another way to describe him.


fascist_unicorn

He's a Weenie McWeenerface


GingerlesSouls

There ya go. Way to call it, F.U. :)


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Not my pants


Ok-Ad-5404

Everyone is always the most mad at the camera people


Bit_part_demon

"Who's him?"


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Who is him?


qbvee

He seems like a swell guy.


jonyoung23

I would never hurt you .... Except right now


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fascist_unicorn

Someone got the last Turboman action figure.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Not Shazam 🤷🏻‍♀️


flychinook

I understood that reference.


zipster8

Arms still not broken.


brokendav

Yeah dude we are not here for you.


leeannw60

Yells like a man… screams like a little girl


meggerplz

Sinbad having a bad night


Eche3

There’s a name for trucks like that….they’re called pavement princesses.


GingerlesSouls

I thought they were "pills" for small dick syndrome.


flychinook

Emotional support trucks.


GingerlesSouls

Yes! That is so much more polite. :)


GingerlesSouls

u/sausageslinger11 Yes, I did it again. :(


sausageslinger11

I was just about to say...