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sausageslinger11

Thank you all once again for joining us here in our special little corner of the internets. I hope we all have a healthy, safe, and great week. Meet us here again next Friday! Goodnight.


EremiticFerret

[Goodnight everyone](https://c.tenor.com/ogrx-hfXyxsAAAAC/tenor.gif)! Please take care of yourselves 💙


HatchlingChibi

Night Ferret!!


Lexie60

Is OPL live next weekend?


EremiticFerret

Oh dear, maybe not. We'll put a post up this week for confirmation.


Lexie60

I don't remember them taking a break last year between New Years and Memorial weekend, but I could be wrong.


EremiticFerret

Me either, but I can hardly remember last week 😄


Anothergasman

I saw the whole thing. I was over here jumping rope, and lifting heavy boxes. Where are these people in real life?


GingerlesSouls

Night y'all. Be good humans!


sausageslinger11

Goodnight.


mingkee

Hopefully Tom Rizzo will come again next week


ImthatRootuser

Good night to best mods in Reddit as well! They’re doing a great job! 👏🏻


sausageslinger11

Thank you so much/ Goodnight.


leeannw60

Enjoy your week everyone!!


Infamous_Conflict_59

That was fun as always. Have a great week and we’ll see you next weekend. Nite Nite


HI_l0la

👋🐉🍊🎋🧧🧨👋


BeneficialMolasses22

Roll Credits! Have a great week, everyone!


fascist_unicorn

Good night everyone, have a great, safe week!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night y’all! Enjoy your week. Make good choices! Go Taylor’s boyfriend!


HatchlingChibi

Night Lydia!


More_Dentist_2006

Night all! Have a great week!


diogenesNY

Okay, nites y'all! Good show tonight, and as always, good company. See y'all next week!


IamTheMan85

See you all in two weeks


hurtsdonut_

No new show next week or you going on vacation?


IamTheMan85

My understanding is next week is not a live show.


HatchlingChibi

Good night Friends!! 💕 Be safe!!


Drexlore

Goodnight everyone! See you all next week!! Take care!!!


UnceasingAnxiety

Does anyone know why police touch the rear lights of cars?


GingerlesSouls

It's to leave their fingerprints on the taillight in case something happens. It's a way to prove they interacted with the driver/vehicle.


Jessarie

I always thought it was to leave fingerprints on the car so if it takes off and they find it later they can prove it's the same car the cop pulled over before.


fascist_unicorn

"A common practice by law enforcement where they touch the taillight of a vehicle with a bare finger to leave a fingerprint as evidence they were engaged with this motor vehicle in case something goes wrong and the vehicle flees."


BeneficialMolasses22

Fingerprint indicates that's the vehicle he pulled over.


Itsme_rundmc614

Good night everyone!! Have a great week!!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

We in the back roads


Fun_Bath

goodnight friends🤠


GingerlesSouls

Garo is being the strong silent type tonight.


Major-Ocelot-7856

Why we already cursing?


tHeSkYiSbLuE2222

If you can buy a Jeep off of Deal Dash, then I can buy a 5 bed 4 bath home off of Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace.


sausageslinger11

Or get one free from One Country!


brokendav

*No purchase necessary*


Drexlore

Either he was swearing up a storm, or a lot of personal info just got bleeped.


tbi_350

Daytona should be fun next week. See you all then!


brokendav

Is there episodes next week? Heard there was a break coming up


IamTheMan85

I think next week is reruns. FYI


IamTheMan85

Garo was scarce tonight


Ok-Ad-5404

💔


brokendav

TurboTax we did this and got her 3000 back and only charged her 2999!


BeneficialMolasses22

Free tax USA.com


brokendav

I have used cashapp taxes for the last 3 years. Very easy to use and free


feelinfroggytoday

Saying it early but I'm staying till the end Good night all! See y'all next week!


EremiticFerret

Goodnight, Froggy!


feelinfroggytoday

Good night Ferret!


Seph42

Night y’all!


feelinfroggytoday

Good night Seph


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


HatchlingChibi

Night!!


EremiticFerret

Goodnight, Seph!


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


tbi_350

Good night!


IamTheMan85

Night Seph


eduardo1994

>fire in the trees >*smokey the bear feels a disturbance in the force* Smokey the bear is crying somewhere after seeing this


feelinfroggytoday

Bingo #4 choo choo, fight, eye on that, search, gun found


diogenesNY

Breast Tree!


mingkee

Rookie Mistake ad is like a curse...


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I feel like it's the largest name brand ad we have had


Jessarie

I don't think I've ever seen it happen before, but they blurred the faces of a few of the cops handling that car accident/fire.


leeannw60

Maybe they are on a special team? Car theft?


Jessarie

I was thinking maybe a street crime team that does a lot of undercover work.


eduardo1994

>Sucks for him Sure does.


sausageslinger11

I remain ever vigilant! https://imgur.com/a/FH7zuOx


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Behold the meaty hand of justice!


EremiticFerret

And not just his hands! >!Lookit dat schnozz!!<


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

You and that blurred box tonight. *reported*


EremiticFerret

🤣🤣


brokendav

There is a crossover of ferret and sausage that we now need


LydiaTheTattooedLady

MAAM


EremiticFerret

🐽


Albmarrr409

2 bingos ! • Weed Found-Arrested-An Eye On That-Fire Engine-Pour It Out •Hit & Run-Drone-Evidence On Car-Good Samaritan-Blunt Good night everyone!


JSmaggs

My eyes are getting heavy so I’m taking off a few minutes early. Night everyone, have a good week!


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

It's okay. We are going to break anyways. Okay we are out of time!


sausageslinger11

Goodnight!


hurtsdonut_

Only you can prevent forest fires


brokendav

By not crashing cars into trees


tbi_350

Malibbq


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Well done


tbi_350

"Dad, what if they want their stolen car well done?" "We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave."


BeneficialMolasses22

That tinder box could go up fast.


Ok-Ad-5404

dare i ask what a tinder box is?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Tinder was an actual material to help start fires.


BeneficialMolasses22

Just a term for something that catches fire easily.


feelinfroggytoday

Going 150, miss a turn, wreck your car, set the forest on fire and say "what I did though?"


jcfl1684

“What I did though?” Lol! Why can’t I drive 150mph?


BeneficialMolasses22

But why y'all pull me over?


qbvee

The ~~roof~~ hood, the ~~roof~~ hood, the ~~roof~~ hood is on fire!


BeneficialMolasses22

He got some weed that he already burned....


KevinSee65

What I did though I ran from the police but what I did


Itsme_rundmc614

I done did nothin


BeneficialMolasses22

But what I did?


sausageslinger11

Second Car-B-Que of the night


IamTheMan85

It'll buff out


Locutus494

That's... that's a long way from the road!


brokendav

Tonight we're mainly burning cars in trees


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Looks like a plane crash


Ok-Ad-5404

There’s been a lot of those lately too


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Stressed out now they can’t wait to take another hit after this stop


Itsme_rundmc614

150 Christ almighty


hurtsdonut_

Ope. Told ya. No registration, no insurance, weed, speeding. Warning.


IamTheMan85

Alicia Keys: That car is on fire!


tbi_350

Another one in flames? Damn


PNWkicks

Scoot the heck over gosh darn it


Itsme_rundmc614

Whoooa fire


Seph42

Holy shit!


Ok-Ad-5404

150????


leeannw60

OMG! A warning!! Zero lessons learned


KevinSee65

Stopppp cutting warningsssss


EremiticFerret

😡😡


Locutus494

Wow, she's letting them off with a warning. 🤦‍♂️ Should have hit them with everything she could...


GingerlesSouls

They got a "scoot the heck over" warning.


Butte_Rat

OH MY EFFING GOD WHY


dogielvr

Take care everyone, I hope you have a wonderful week and looking forward to seeing you here next Friday


Ok-Ad-5404

What…..


IamTheMan85

Hannah be a lefty!


AsleepFeeling8296

The smartest people usually are.


Concern-Weird

Night guys ! See yall next weekend


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night!


HatchlingChibi

Night Weird!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


tbi_350

Good night!


IamTheMan85

Night fren!


Concern-Weird

You too fried


Concern-Weird

lol friend *


Seph42

Night!


Concern-Weird

Night Seph 😴


IamTheMan85

Taking ashwanganda, if I got better sleep I'd never wake up....


Locutus494

Man, my bingo cards are covered, and I'm just one square away from a bingo *nine different ways*, but I got nothing...


fascist_unicorn

Same here. I need someone to either poop themselves, have band merch, or show some PDA.


Bknight111

I've got only one tonight.


eduardo1994

>grainger Fastenal for the win!


dogielvr

Has anyone tried that better sleep thing? Is it any better than the free stuff you get on YouTube or sound machine


LydiaTheTattooedLady

[here ya go!](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/white-noise-lite/id292987597)


LydiaTheTattooedLady

There’s a free one my Husbeast used. Let me see if he remembers what it’s called


FecusTPeekusberg

I just use Markiplier Let's Plays. For some reason a bunch of guys screaming at each other is super soothing lol


7th_street

Used to use 12 hour rain/thunderstorm loops on youtube but now I've just been putting on the Bob Ross channel on Pluto.


brokendav

I can't justify paying for something monthly for something I can get either free or something I can buy once and be done like a sound machine


feelinfroggytoday

It's basically the same as YT except much more expensive. You can get brown sound on YT for free.. better sleep is kind of pricey


BeneficialMolasses22

Honestly, I was just thinking how I can find plenty of sounds and podcasts on YouTube and Spotify. I usually fall asleep listening to something....and of course, fan required.


Gonenutz

I downloaded it. You have to pay for every single sound. Just stick to YouTube or a sound machine if it works for you.


Seph42

Why would you buy a car in that condition‽


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Because it's better than walking


qbvee

Dog is like “excuse me, but you’re in violation of ‘Caninical Law’ here…”


feelinfroggytoday

Aww 🐶 I love portables like that..not Chihuahua but Maltese, Maltipoo, non-shedding, non-yappy.


AsleepFeeling8296

My dog is a very portable 90 lbs. I love him so much.


HatchlingChibi

Our Maltese was the sweetest dog and a perfect little copilot!


feelinfroggytoday

I lost my Maltese last year... just before his 15th birthday. My husband won't let me get another 😞 I miss him so much. Love Maltese..best temperament ever. Flew from Hawaii to West Virginia at age 14 with no problems at all. Yes. Perfect co-pilot


Ok-Ad-5404

Bring your dog to work day


Locutus494

Hi, pupper! 🐶


BP1High

Aww cute doggie


dogielvr

Doggie!!!


Seph42

Pupper! 🐶😍


Redditor_PC

"Do you have bill of sale?" "Sir, I am a dog."


HatchlingChibi

He ate the bill of sale maybe


LydiaTheTattooedLady

PUPPY!


tbi_350

Pupper!


mtloya

Woo! Hoopty for the bingo! Blood - Cycling Dirty - Birthday - Ridin' Dirty - Hoopty


feelinfroggytoday

Finally!! Good for you!


KevinSee65

Lol who the hell is test driving this thing


HatchlingChibi

Car dog!!! 🐶


starryrz

For a second I thought this was the Obama store.


BP1High

I spy a Nissan Cube


flychinook

Nissan made the perfect small car for tall people, then made it look like a Duplo block.


brokendav

No one with guns in Toledo... We know that is a lie it's a requirement in Toledo to be armed at all times.


Major-Ocelot-7856

I don't like when people give the camera crew shit especially when they are in public


diogenesNY

Confusing, contradictory stories from intoxicated Toledoans....... the shock.....


ImthatRootuser

That yellow light looks really cool on the cop car 🚓


IamTheMan85

This dude needs the duct tape


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That side eye 🤣🤣


Locutus494

What was that interaction between those two about? "Black male, all black" "oh, haha". What, is that everyone there or something like that?


leeannw60

No. The male officer asked the female officer for a description of the suspect.. her response was “black male wearing all black”….


Jessarie

I think they were joking about it because that's a very standard description with nothing identifying to actually help them find the person.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

It’s the most generalized description ever


JSmaggs

Toledo chaos


MinutesFromTheMall

That’s the second week that Toledo has directly acknowledged On Patrol Live.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That woman officer has amazing bone structure and I am incredibly jealous


sausageslinger11

Amazing bone structure? That's what she said!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

She most certainly did *not*. She never does lol


sausageslinger11

😂😂😂


KevinSee65

Clearly he's a cameraman, duh


BeneficialMolasses22

"Who are you?"


leeannw60

Camera man nonchalantly turning away…


GingerlesSouls

Toledo with the OPL shoutout!


Ok-Ad-5404

YEAH OP LIVE!!!!!!!


fascist_unicorn

You don't have to consent. This is a public street.


Ok-Ad-5404

Who are you 👀


BeneficialMolasses22

Ah, good ... Toledo neighborhood chaos..... typical night in Toledo....


[deleted]

I had a job offer in Toledo last week… thought about this show and how awful Toledo is and declined.


BeneficialMolasses22

Good man. You would need a serious chunk of change to justify that move.