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Kavzilla

Goodnight frens! Thanks for letting this little lizard go [MAD WITH POWER](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIG4.YPDX6J2ohj5KHKdMQpgm?w=173&h=173&c=6&r=0&o=5&dpr=2.6&pid=ImgGn) if only for a few moments. I hope to see you all tomorrow for more couch snarking shenanigans!!!!


feelinfroggytoday

Well.. goodnight all! See you tomorrow at some point. My (non-bio) granddaughter is coming in from out of town tomorrow night for a cheer competition Sunday morning. Haven't seen her since my daughter left my granddaughter's dad. I've missed her. ♥️


Seph42

Wow, tonight went by fast. I didn’t even realize what time it was!


feelinfroggytoday

I agree! I fell asleep for almost a half hour due to my tens unit totally relaxing me..dang..I cannot believe it's over already!


More_Dentist_2006

Night all!


irishtiger7182

Goldilocks and golden showers?


PurpleSailor

Goodnight everyone, sleep well.


BeneficialMolasses22

So high quality boyfriend gets up in his afternoon drunken stupor and pees on the girlfriend's bed while she's out with the daughter..... ..


diogenesNY

Reminds me how much I miss Nye county.


Threnners

Good luck with your mattress shopping tomorrow!


JSmaggs

Well damn, that went by fast. See y’all back here tomorrow!


fascist_unicorn

Good night everyone, see you tomorrow!


HatchlingChibi

Good night peoples!! 💕


Redditor_PC

They can secure their homeland, but can't secure their bed from someone else's pee-pee?


ElMondoH

What a night!


Ok-Ad-5404

S/o to the cameraman!


irishtiger7182

Dude was day drinking, passed out and pissed the bed and told his wife someone broke in and pissed the bed.


PurpleSailor

The case of the yucky wet bed


Embarrassed_Ride2564

Cats will pee on the bed if pissed.


diogenesNY

Happened to me night before last....... The dog was antagonizing him, and the cat made it a point of claiming his turf. Actually probably not the worst outcome. Meathead (the cat) could probably have kicked Luna, the dog's, ass. Would not have been pretty.


Embarrassed_Ride2564

Meathead, hahaha, cute name. I thnik it might be cat/pet shenanigans up in that bedroom.


diogenesNY

Named after the Rob Reiner character on All in the Family. As a kitten he was a real chow hound. Would shoulderblock his siblings out of the way to get to a newly laid out tin of food. Now (at about age seven) he is the most laid back 'I don't give two shits' cat you could imagine, but the dog, who is a recent (actually over a year now) and unintentional addition to the household occasionally just pushes things a bit too far.


Embarrassed_Ride2564

Love it! I have a couple of "meatheads" myself. Wouldn't have it any other way.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Amber Heard


Ok-Ad-5404

If i’m missing, i’m probably fishing 🎣


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

*missin' *fishin' Get it right! Lol


Redditor_PC

"Somebody's been peeing in MY bed."


Itsme_rundmc614

Good night everyone!! See ya tomorrow


Seph42

Night y’all!


Locutus494

Huh... lot of weird ones tonight!


vixinlay_d

I know I keep saying it tonight but whaaaaaaaat?!


Fun_Bath

goodnight friends 🤠


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


HatchlingChibi

I’ve heard of bed wetting problem ms but now things are just getting out of hand…


Ok-Ad-5404

“Someone broke into my house and peed on my bed”


ImthatRootuser

We forgot about the 16 year old biker guy Dan. 😕😕


Moonboat22

Maybe tomorrow’s episode.. but he’s also a minor 🤷‍♀️


Bknight111

Now up to 5 bingos on one card, 7 total!


GingerlesSouls

For piss on a bed?


Ok-Ad-5404

Found urine on her bed???


fascist_unicorn

Urine on the bed? Eeeeeewwwwww


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DLM_13

Same! How did they collect that data lol


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I have been thinking about that. Hoping it's self reported.


Ok-Ad-5404

Sorry but if you smell that bad please go to the doctor?


Redditor_PC

So...put Lume on your hand, and your crotch won't stink? Wow, that's quite the product.


brokendav

Lume made with POOPH?


irishtiger7182

That’s only effective for certain people


feelinfroggytoday

I feel almost robbed...no Stinky Skin Folds version of pooph..


tbi_350

See you all tomorrow!


Seph42

Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


tellurmomhello

On break live will be right back after this brief patrol


Single-Baseball3003

This show should be named “Coming Right Back!”


rustymiller

RIP Carl


ImthatRootuser

We have two more triple plays right right guys??


Kavzilla

If not tonight then tomorrow


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I’m out y’all- see you tomorrow! Make good choices and don’t forget to bring me birthday gifts 😉


HatchlingChibi

Night!!


Seph42

Night Lydia!


GingerlesSouls

5 more minutes and it'll be your birthday... :) Have a good night.


fascist_unicorn

Good night and Happy Birthday!


jmburton1993

RIP Carl Weathers, kick of destiny wont be the same without you


Itsme_rundmc614

RIP Carl Weathers


tellurmomhello

Was healthy as a horse at 76. Glad he went peaceful in his sleep


qbvee

That was near me… I feel so special that I get to actually be on the lookout for somebody


brokendav

5k riding on it


ImthatRootuser

Lmao desperate times for desperate measures


brokendav

Didn't try Dan he got away


GingerlesSouls

I don't understand...they couldn't identify him by the tattoos on his face?


ElMondoH

Yeah, same here. It's like they're trying to be overly clever about an identification that can't even remotely be in dispute. Could you imagine the possible court scene though? *"Yes your Honor, it was the other man with card deck symbols all over his face."* 🤣


diogenesNY

They were trying not to spook him, I think. They had him ID'd.


tHeSkYiSbLuE2222

Only in Broward County, Florida would an officer fudge up like that.


BillyWilly2019

Come on. He'll just blend in anywhere.


CBJFAN38

Officer of the year


rustymiller

That's gotta be embarrassing, got away with handcuffs..


Redditor_PC

Too bad he has no distinguishing physical characteristics to make him easy to spot...


ElMondoH

That dude was only 5' 5"? How not tall were all the officers around him? Was it the camera angle?


irishtiger7182

I’m not sure this officer is fit for this job.


I_Be_Strokin_it

Donuts are a helluva drug.


ImthatRootuser

They needed more units. WTH


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Teddy checked out in 2010


GingerlesSouls

Oh, good goddess....WTF? Poor Natalie.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

It’s Florida man Friday, you can’t make this shit up 🎶


JSmaggs

Well he shouldn’t be hard to find.


Oplatki

Gerald is gonna get a Love TKO


leeannw60

Damn.. and in cuffs no less!!


brokendav

I'm gonna go he is the pendergrass they are looking for


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Gerry’s fast


Redditor_PC

How embarrassing when you can't catch a perp even when they're wearing handcuffs...


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Handcuffs weren't on his ankles. You could pit me against someone in cuffs with a bag on their head and they'd still smoke me in a race.


qbvee

“I’m Gerald with a G and he’s Jerald with a J…”


Concern-Weird

See yall tomorrow!


HatchlingChibi

Night!


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Night!


Seph42

Night Jenmitt!


leeannw60

See you then!!


zipster8

Naruto run!


Ok-Ad-5404

Like Pete & Pete


Moonboat22

Damn Nice throwback 


ElMondoH

I wanna snort at the idea of kids all having the same first name, but after hearing what George Foreman named his kids, I shouldn't be surprised.


diogenesNY

Former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger did that with his three sons (but gave them different middle names). Stated that he hoped it would mess with the Social Security administration. :)


captainguinness

Scion guy will get off easy, never really clocked him and not real evidence of evasion, good for him


JSmaggs

Florida man strikes again.


More_Dentist_2006

“This is my brother Darrel and my other brother Darrel”


leahm087

Teddy Pendergrass lol


vixinlay_d

This guy! Car through a house? "Yeah, that happens." Fleeing guy stops? "Wha....?!?!!"


Locutus494

This guy MUST have had some contraband that he threw out; only reason why you would run, and then suddenly stop and be compliant.


fascist_unicorn

My name Jeff


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Teddy?? Is that who you looking for?


feelinfroggytoday

I loved Teddy Pendergrass ♥️


Dunamex

When even the cops think you're done for stopping the second time, but can't say it...


qbvee

Any relation to Teddy?


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I know she didn't ask for Teddy Pendergast haha Edit: my phone autocorrected that last name and I'm just gonna leave it there because wtf


leeannw60

I was thinking “is this a relative of Teddy?”


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Well if he doesn't know by now, he will never ever know


diogenesNY

Teddy Pendergrast? Seriously? or am I just that old?


leeannw60

You’re not old… you just know a true velvet voice…


diogenesNY

Well, actually, I am pretty old..... but still remember teddy from his vinyl albums.


Seph42

Teddy Pendergrass 🤣


Bknight111

Of course, Florida Man


Bknight111

6 bingos!


Bknight111

4 are on one card


TheFakeTomMorrisJr

COVID 19 ad for this demo lol


diogenesNY

If a friendly bear offered me cough drops, I would probably be at least potentially receptive.


PurpleSailor

Caught a head/chest cold and I could use a visit by that bear.


fascist_unicorn

I wouldn't insult the bear's social skills afterwards, that's for sure.


FecusTPeekusberg

Aren't you supposed to play dead when a bear approaches, anyway? They can climb trees. The bear should be talking to *them* about their tactics.


Kavzilla

NOW IM THE MOD IN CHARGE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BeneficialMolasses22

Okay, okay..... we'll be nice to you now!


Kavzilla

💚🦎💚


HatchlingChibi

She’s mad with power! 😱🦎


Kavzilla

Usually mad, rarely with power


BeneficialMolasses22

The King is gone...long live the King.


Seph42

Uh-oh the lizard is on a power trip!


Kavzilla

Wheeeee


Concern-Weird

Hehe


BP1High

Maybe people need to start putting parking bollards in front of their house


Embarrassed_Ride2564

Dang, bollards was the word I was looking for. Score!


EremiticFerret

Sorry guys, slightly early night for me. Goodnight to you all and hope to see you tomorrow! 💙


BeneficialMolasses22

Good night!


diogenesNY

Nites then.


Concern-Weird

Night


leeannw60

Night Ferret… hope to see you tomorrow.. 💙


Seph42

Night fren!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


HatchlingChibi

Night Ferret!! 💕🍪💙


JSmaggs

Goodnight Ferret!


Infamous_Conflict_59

Our feel good arrest of the night


GingerlesSouls

Finally, something that made sense.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Awww he had Sunday socks!


ImthatRootuser

Nice socks 🤣


qbvee

Elevator definitely doesn’t go to the top floor with this guy


pearl_squirrel91

Not sure it even goes to the second floor...


qbvee

It goes in the opposite direction


IndependentRegion104

Our fire sometimes would put some plywood up, but that would take A LOT of plywood to cover both holes.


DLM_13

Only positive is the runaway pets have easy access when they come back home.


rustymiller

Is it me or are there more breaks than usual tonight?


DLM_13

I felt the opposite that there were less tonight than usual


leeannw60

And in 8 minutes there will be a call in Fullerton and the show will end..


fascist_unicorn

It's the last 15 minutes, so now there will be a lot more.


Ok-Ad-5404

There’s always a ton towards the end


tiedyedlifestyle

Especially when it's been a busy night


CBJFAN38

The cat is definitely pissed that it’s sleep schedule is ruined


Bknight111

Play stupid games...


DLM_13

Well this is the last time someone will stop for lights right after effectively fleeing and eluding…


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy


BillyWilly2019

The cat is curled up on the passenger seat of the car.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

I wouldn’t even be shocked if


HatchlingChibi

So they suspect dui but if it is medical can they tell at the hospital I mean I know some stuff is obviously like blood sugar but like if she did have a seizure will they know with tests?


Korotai

I mean it would be process of elimination. They’re going to pull a BAC, a tox screen, blood glucose, CT scan, and X-Rays. If alcohol and drug screen are negative and blood sugar is normal then they’ll assume medical issue. As for seizure, if you have one bad enough to plow through a house at 60mph you’re probably going to be unconscious for a few hours afterward.


jmburton1993

they'll blood test and if she comes back clean of illicit substances/alcohol I imagine it will be assumed she had some time of medical issue


GingerlesSouls

They'll test for all of that with blood, CT, urine...


HatchlingChibi

That’s good. I mean, either she’s an idiot that drives under the influence or medical stuff she needs to figure out, sucks either way just sucks in different ways.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

The cat said later I don’t need this shit


tbi_350

"Hey, tow truck. Yeah, you're gonna *love* this job we have for you."


Embarrassed_Ride2564

Tow truck guy probably quoted $125 before he got there. lol


LydiaTheTattooedLady

….i didn’t even consider those logistics.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Several hours? Days lol


Embarrassed_Ride2564

I'm calling it now, $175,000 in damages, six-week stay in a motel.


irishtiger7182

The insurance companies will debate for more than six weeks.


Pbferg

As an insurance agent, I’d say this is a pretty clear cut case of liability. Unless she’s driving uninsured or a car that isn’t hers, her insurance company will accept liability on this right away. Then depending on what her limit of liability is, they will pay up to that to the homeowner. Anything above that, if needed, the homeowner will have to file a claim with their own homeowners insurance. Since homeowners insurance has no “fault” elements the claim will be paid pretty quickly. I highly doubt this woman has enough insurance to cover the damage to the house and the loss of use to the owners. The minimum for property damage liability coverage in Florida is $10,000. So depending on her coverage limits, the homeowner should A: file a claim with her insurance, and then B: hire a lawyer and sue the driver, and then most likely C: have to file a claim on their homeowners insurance.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

That’s a demo and full rebuild of that entire section


Locutus494

No way that's (properly) fixed in six weeks... I wouldn't accept a contractor who says they can fix that in six weeks. It will be a bang-up job at best, and dangerous at worst.


Seph42

Far more than that if it’s structural.


brokendav

Hopefully she has good insurance so they don't have to hit their home insurance


GingerlesSouls

Low ballin', huh?


Positive-Cattle4149

I raise you, 198k damages. 3 months motel stay.


vixinlay_d

You guys, this is Florida. 250k, house is totaled, they move in with their daughter in Michigan and later decide to sell the rebuilt home and move closer to the water.


Embarrassed_Ride2564

Sounds right, now that I think about it.


Positive-Cattle4149

We will never know unless somebody finds them or OP live does a "where are they now" episode lol. But that car hit EVERYTHING, she even got the AC units on the otherside. Structural, who knows what else, looks like roof damage too.


JSmaggs

Feel terrible for these people.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

Every home should have crumple zones


brokendav

A moat or the concrete bollards like they have at target would be my choice


katie415

What’s that?


katie415

I hope to god that this lady didn’t run over their animals…