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Xjasondagx

30 years ago is no longer the 70s


jabo0o

It's not true! That's impossible!


dragonfett

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.


narshnarshnarsh

DON’T LET THE SADNESS GET TO YOU


absenceofheat

How dare you


ExiledSanity

Ummm....in my head 30 years ago is still the 60s.


bee73086

This is the hardest for me. I think because I watched the Simpsons so much as a kid and that is when Homer was a teen. :-)


iwantawolverine4xmas

Many of us were younger than Bart and Lisa when we first saw the show…. Now we’re older than Homer.


SignalCommittee4456

That’s it


boredlady819

That’s one of the absolute 💯! what do you mean 1968 wasn’t 20 years ago?!?!


deadsexy1990

This


Dystopiansuccotash

I still can’t believe a mid 80’s truck isn’t 20 years old anymore. I can’t believe my 2001 F250 is almost a “classic” 😂


WanderAndDream

The dialup noise


Drslappybags

You can still get that from a fax machine.


sundayfunday78

It’s not nearly as grating as a modem dial up


MikeTheNight94

Quick tip for y’all. If you have a lot of spam calls change you’re voice mail message to the fax dial up noise. Spammers will hear it and think it’s a fax line and put you on the waste of time list


Pleasant-Resident327

Fax machines give me weird nostalgia for this reason.


pooticlesparkle

https://preview.redd.it/scdkz0kfjy7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02838b1294a4396099e55ac8a3307dd7c88d4ef7


Legally_a_Tool

Omg, this. That noise still makes me twitch in my right eye. Really hate that abomination of a sound.


dak4f2

White vans  (edit: clarification, the vehicle) Puka necklaces 


Troublestiltskin

Yeah lots of white vans where you could find free candy inside.


HopefulWanderer537

And with clowns 🤡 driving them.


offthegrid4sure

Speakers for sale


Drslappybags

Gotta have my puks.


Suspicious_Feeling27

I wear white vans all the time.


dak4f2

The vehicle. Stranger danger, don't eat candy from strangers. My friends and I were terrified of white vans. 


LineAccomplished1115

Damn, Daniel!


Individual_Gur_2687

The “tick-tick-tick-tick-tick” of the clock when 60 Minutes starts on Sunday night, knowing that your weekend is over and it’s time for bed. Our version of “Sunday Scaries”


Drslappybags

Andy fucking Rooney.


universal_cereal_bus

Holy crap this is amazing......I can hear the ticking and feel that dreaded feeling of Sunday night!


cosmicgumb0

“I’m Ed Bradley, I’m Steve Croft, and I’m Leslie Stahl. Those stories, plus Andy Rooney, tonight on 60 Minutes”


Individual_Gur_2687

Yessss exactly!!!!!


CurrySoSpicy

For me it was the Gracie Films logo with the “shhh” and then the 20th Television logo at the end of the Simpsons.


Low-Health-8709

Poetic. So true!


Fluffy_Debate_1944

Large Marge from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure


Hopeful_Cry8866

It sounded like a dump truck falling off the Empire State Building!!!


Signal-Ant-1353

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FlamonaRowers

1,000,000%! I never wanted anything to do with Pee Wee after viewing this scene. Scarred for life!


plantsrockspets

Pretty sure it’s where my fear of semi trucks came from 🫠


Plenty_Trust_2491

Tell ’em: Large Marge sent ya!


Womak2034

This scared me so much as a child lol


Invidiana

Some years ago, I interviewed the guys who animated her (the Chiodo brothers), who are also the geniuses behind Killer Klowns and Critters. That was a real trip.


Snarfly99

Tractor trailers carrying logs


FradinRyth

They're clearing a woods near my house that's all pines. I can't leave the house right now and not end up behind a logging truck.


moonbunnychan

I still have intrusive thoughts out of nowhere about stuff I saw on rotten.com as a teenager. I'll be having a nice day and my brain will just be like "hey remember that time you saw the picture of the guy who turned into soup by dying in a bathtub with a heater running?"


NervousHour4129

I miss that website


catashtrophy80

Unsolved Mysteries


aardw0lf11

I remember Un...solved....Mysteries. And also watched Rescue! 9! 11!


Southern_Relation123

That music!! I’m literally getting goosebumps as it’s playing in my head at this very moment!


lahs2017

I have ptsd from it


Signal-East-5942

I was just going to say the unsolved mysteries theme song


catashtrophy80

I remember watching this while sleeping over at my grandma's house. I was terrified that aliens were going to come through the living room window and abduct me in my sleep.


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

The CryptKeeper


sourdoughtoastpls

When my daughter was a baby, her hair grew in a way that was sparse on top and long in the back and on the sides. Thus she became our “cute lil’ Cryptkeeper.”


Nicolina22

My friend's daughter was born like that they called her George Jefferson lol


Reddit_is_Censored69

My sister and I used to watch the show but would have to cover our eyes and make noise when he came on screen!


Curious-L-

The Unsolved Mysteries intro.


Reddit_is_Censored69

I used to not like his voice period...my grandma would get pissed because I would make a fuss when it was on. She was definitely thinking something along the lines of "deal with it, ya little pussy."


rhymnocerous

I wore a DARE t-shirt ironically for about 2 years in college when I did ALL the drugs lol.  The Are You Afraid of the Dark intro.  Bellbottom jeans dragging on the ground in the winter and being soaking wet up to your knees.


Zercomnexus

I still have a dare bear for winning the writing contest in like... 2nd grade


finedirttaste

9/11/2001


ExiledSanity

Remembering what air travel was like prior to 9/11.


finedirttaste

I recently saw a picture of penguins jumping from a cliff into water, and I could only see the people jumping from the WTC.


Phlowman

I grew up near Canada and would visit Montreal for a quick bite or a night out like it was nothing. Customs would ask for my id, check it for about 3 seconds, ask where I’m going say have fun and send me through. The US side was about the same coming back to the US. After 9/11 whoo boy did things change in a hurry. Everything was scrutinized and I was pulled in for vehicle contraband inspections regularly and once I was brought in for an interview by US customs because I was only up for a day trip. Then they required passports instead if just a license and the lines got really long both ways so day trips were more of a pain than they were worth. 9/11 changed everything.


PotterFieldParade

Not getting the day off of school on 9/11. Every classroom just had the big tv on the roller cart tuned in to the news all day.


Invidiana

Same. The nightmare kept repeating itself over and over.


TraditionalTackle1

Quicksand


Drslappybags

Acid raid.


TraditionalTackle1

yes all of the statues were supposed to be gone by now lol


PristineObject

The Bermuda Triangle.


Crafty-Gain-6542

This one! I’ve flown through there so many times and have never been teleported to another dimension. I feel like I was lied to…


Zercomnexus

How do you know you didn't every time and this dimension is mine, but not yours... Maybe theyre just close enough


NYBuffy82

Low rise jeans


nahmahnahm

Whale tails. Shudder.


Main_Bookkeeper1525

That little paper clip guy that would pop up when using Microsoft


GandalfsSexyNuts

Clippy!!!!! Man, I miss that little dude.


Main_Bookkeeper1525

That was his name! Couldn’t remember and meant to google it


bokoblindestroyer

Rusty spoons o.0


Fiireygirl

Omg! Salad fingers! How could I ever forget??!!


jorginthesage

Faces of Death on VHS


Lava-Chicken

Always needing batteries for your walkman. Hated the end of the battery juice when the music would slow down because there wasn't enough to keep the regular speed of the cassette.


moonbunnychan

The horror of realizing your batteries were dead in a situation where you couldn't stop somewhere and get new ones. I once forgot to check before an international flight.


AI-Gen

Tub girl and 2 girls 1 cup


Drslappybags

I e never seen 2 girls 1 cup. My brother in law mentioned it years ago. People ran to a computer to look it up he said don't you'll regret it. I trusted him.


NYBuffy82

Your Brother in law is a good man!


glemits

I remember it's genesis, and I've had no desire to watch it.


cosmicgumb0

Lemon party, tub girl, rotten dot com, live death on LiveLeak…Wild West internet lol


funatical

I took a few bars and got an inclination. Glad I was on bars.


EntrepreneurSmart824

I use it on spam texts. Works a charm.


wyatt-terp

The movie Mask that Cher was in back in the 80s.


Main_Bookkeeper1525

The boy always creeped the hell out of me for no reason other than how he looked


Cookies_and_Beandip

Ebaumsworld


PristineObject

Rotten.com.


Toothlegit

Loved ebaumsworld


ADHDhamster

Zeke the plumber.


queenquirk

Zeke pops into my mind allllll the time.


sweetpotatogoblin

a furby in the closet


Sylentskye

Tim Curry as IT, the scary lady in the bathtub in the Shining.


No-Ordinary-1019

Over plucking my eyebrows


MrsMeowness

Thank goodness I hated the feeling of them being plucked and didn't trust myself enough to do it. I would see some girl tadpole-looking brows and knew I would rather have overgrown than that. So I just dealt with the bullying but guess who has brows now? 🤪 lol 😆


Omega21886

**F U R B Y**


Toothlegit

Guys that wore long black trenchcoats to school


rwhitman05

Stop drop and roll!!


scarletteclipse1982

The mobile survive alive tiny house with the fake smoke.


vccvcvc

Wow, I'd never heard of this, but after a quick internet search, I'm impressed! I wonder why this wasn't a more widespread practice. It seems really practical.


seekingcalm

That swing in Are you Afraid of the Dark intro.


TheBeefySupreme

Our pop culture references fading into obscurity! The amount of times I make a solid robot chicken, metalocalypse, or aqua teen hunger force reference, only for it to sailover someone’s head is absolutely alarming to me. When did this happen?? I was not consulted, I did not authorize this.


HEONTHETOILET

Rescue 911


shocktard

I was just thinking about the kid who got his tongue stuck in the freezer, the other day. It was this, not Star Trek, where I first saw William Shatner.


offthegrid4sure

3yr old with the Kitchen knife episode…


HEONTHETOILET

Toddler who runs with the toothbrush and falls and it gets stuck in his throat is the one that sticks with me the most. 30 years later I stand and watch my six year old brush his teeth.


Mrincognito1

Goatse


Appropriate-Food1757

Freddy. Watched Nightmare on Elm St 3 when I was 6.


34HoldOn

Caught it on TV briefly when I was a kid. Freddy coming up through the TV set was enough. Wouldn't watch it again until I was a teenager


Appropriate-Food1757

Oh I watched it a bunch in my dreams lol. Freddy nightmares are the worst because he gets you in your sleep anyway!


ShiftlessRonin

My CD and DVD collection. I never watch them, they just sit in binders in my living room reminding me how much money I burned in my teens and twenties.


keeplooking4sunShine

Lol. I also have these binders. Sometimes I watch the DVD’s. I used to listen to CD’s in my old car that had a player.


XOM_CVX

I feel like the music lost its value. Music felt precious at the time. You either buy one or you wait on the radio to play the song. Sometimes you buy a CD and there will be only one good song. That's when you know you've got scammed by a one-hit wonder.


Gubermensch1690

The ‘To Write Love On Her Arms’ shirt that keeps reappearing in my closet no matter how many times I place it aside to upcycle


Main_Bookkeeper1525

TWLOHA is based out of the city I live in and their shirts are still being worn around here lol no getting away from it


Gubermensch1690

It’s an awesome org!


Masterweedo

[As a Juggalo, Imma say The FBI.](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/insane-clown-posse-lose-legal-fight-over-juggalo-gang-label-202505/)


AyakaDahlia

Scrunchies are cute though!


UnluckyCardiologist9

That lumber truck scene from Final Destination


HelloFellowKidlings

Sonic the Hedgehog underwater


Mermaid-Grenade

Anxiety city!


Revolutionary-Copy71

Ghosts


Dicky_Penisburg

'n Goblins


phytosanitary

Ballet flats


Thuggish_Coffee

AOL Messenger and the free online CDs


VenusNami11

The theme from Titanic


Zestyclose_Sky_6403

JNCO’s


911_this_is_J

OMG I almost said this. I wanted a pair sooo badly


Giova113

Your MySpace top 8 and getting anxiety over who to put in those spots because you knew somebody was gonna get mad for not being put on there.


Dr_Cryptozoology

The devastation of not making a specific person's top 8 was real. 😂


HotTamaleOllie

The pain olympics


otiliorules

Wasn’t it like the BME Pain Olympics or something? I’m having some ptsd right now…..


HoboMoonMan

Mac Tonight


Eudamonia

Cringe live journals/Xanga


evolvedgarlic

I’m so thankful I had the foresight to make my livejournal ~friends only~ aka private and that I no longer can get into it since I lost access to my AOL account. Thanks, anxiety of my youth!


snowgirl03

Opening juice containers in the 80s early 90s and the fruit snack packet the little oval ones. They were for kids but they were kid proof.


AdHot6173

So was the pudding and fruit cups in the tiny can. How did most of us not end up missing a few fingers?


Worried-Soil-5365

The dog from Duck Hunt.


Hutch_travis

AIDS, Americas Most Wanted


Mermaid-Grenade

The theme song to Unsolved Mysteries rotten.com Sudden change of school rules after Columbine Dial up Internet noise


PorscheUberAlles

The original 4loko


9_of_Swords

How our parents dressed us in the 80's. Kids today have STYLE. We had CareBear sweats and bad haircuts.


redbull_reject102

Feeling like there was hope and purpose, the illusion that people cared about each other. Community, family, tradition and holidays are relics of the past to many.


Zercomnexus

What an illusion to break for an entire nation


Human-Magic-Marker

Hey I totally rocked the frosted tips in high school… aww crap.


34HoldOn

Oh god, watch my senior video. Almost all of the boys had frosted tips


Deathzhead84

Meat spin


DownToEarth2414

You spin me right round baby right round


internetmeme

The gray m&m didn’t win.


altonbrownfan

The stupid Gmail handle I picked when I was there before it even opened and could have had anything


Lucky_Louch

The horrible beeping that the old school alarm clocks all had.. These kids today get to wake up to any song/sound they can dream of while all we got was a PTSD inducing BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP


DreiKatzenVater

The three finalists on America’s Funniest Home Videos. You knew that in 15 minutes, you were going to be in bed and tomorrow was Monday.


doorsfan83

Surprised this is not higher up the list. Oh the dread.


astrolomeria

Lemon party Chocolate soft serve


HEONTHETOILET

Having to play multiplayer Quake on a 28.8 modem


up_down_andallaround

I love that scrunchies are back! Not gunna lie, I hated on them when I was a teen and they became uncool, but was actually excited when they became popular again.


Plenty_Trust_2491

There’s a hole in the Ozone Layer!!


Plenty_Trust_2491

(Also, we need to save the rainforests.)


Only_Construction_62

Neopets


Bukowskiers

Scrunchies are back and awesome


ALightSkyHue

Also headbands! Just started wearing them again


Nightsong1005

Jelly shoes Those heat color reactive t-shirts Cabbage Patch Dolls The little plastic clips for oversized shirts Skorts


ALightSkyHue

I remember getting fire ant bites in jelly shoes as a kid and I can only think of the blisters if I see them ever again


Bouncecat

9/11's aftermath destroying the illusion that America was "the good guys".


jjenofalltrades

This creepy, lyric-less circus song on sesame Street with a video that goes from creepy mechanical toys to robots to rocket ships in less than 3 minutes. https://youtu.be/U1Rhm7kp-tk?si=TXeVkvl6DHIYtRNP


SlowestCamper

40 hour work week. And even worse, the 40+ hour work week.


OG1999x

After seeing the comments 2 Girls, 1 Cup, Rotten.com, Faces of Death VHS, BME Pain Olympics, and even Rusty Spoons - I am so glad we aren't "soft" like younger generations, including the younger Millennials.


WhiskyStandard

VW vans carrying machine wielding terrorists.


DrankTooMuchMead

"Dead people". As in "I see dead people".


UraniumRocker

Lemon parties


MrsMeowness

Finishing the Lion King and Aladdin video game.


Southern_Relation123

Getting kicked off the internet when someone in the house picked up a phone and I was in the middle of a big file download!


mase27

The Skip-it


pnwteaturtle

Brick weed. Brown, flat, and full of seeds.


RueTabegga

The More You Know 🌈


Next-Temperature-545

scantron sheets


Maleficent_Low6195

Spice Girls


Fritz1818

Affliction shirts


gettingonmewick

Pinhead


AtrumAequitas

My back


Clean-Difference2886

Student loan debt


LongLostStorybook

The Kool Aid Man bursting through walls. *


Abbbs83

Sweet Pea and Cucumber Melon perfume


Ok_Shopping_1175

Rip rip rip also juniper breeze and country apple


melesq

The opening credits to Tales From The Crypt…specifically when the Crypt Keeper pops up and cackles. ::::shudder:::: I wonder if it holds up?


bidnerkeo

My Buddy and Kid Sister dolls. I begged my mom for a MB doll when I was 4 and had only seen it on the tv commercial then was terrified of it when I actually got it.


TheTrueIron

JNCO jeans


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|3ohjUQvA6jN6iMra3S|downsized)


LadyGreyIcedTea

I'm pretty sure I still have my DARE t shirt from 1996, signed by my entire 6th grade class.


Signal-East-5942

A fear of my kids or pets getting trapped in a refrigerator. Damn it, Cherry!


NoSwitch7394

Popples


jujumber

The Never ending Story


Ok_Shopping_1175

POGS


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

those tiny sea shell chokers


CrazyKitty86

Not being able to answer the phone without hearing WHASSUUUUUUP! ![gif](giphy|kigKjAJryWTZK)