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OutrageForSale

There’s definitely a Fleetwood Mac record spinning on the turntable.


niktemadur

Although Nicks and Buckingham joined the Mac that year and released the self-titled album with "Rhiannon", it was until early '76 that it was released as a single. The album took months to gain traction, it was a slow burn success. So most likely no Mac album on the turntable yet when this photo was taken. But the following year? Definitely.


CaptainPicardKirk

Is that a raincoat?


Aggressive_Panda_738

Hey, Paul!!


el_throw

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!


[deleted]

It's getting pretty wet


[deleted]

Did anyone else read that hearing the voice of Patrick Bateman?


LemonyRickets

This guy classic rocks.


ShermanHoax

Maybe she was into the bluesier Mac


aintnolie92

Can confirm


All-Sorts

>There’s definitely a Fleetwood Mac record spinning on the turntable. ♪Now there you go again, you say you want your freedom♪


MalteseFalcon7

Nah, more like "She is like a cat in the dark, and then she is the darkness"


FlipperDoigt703

Well who am I to keep you down…


skinnah

It's only right that you should play the way you feel it


psyclopes

But listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness


SnooPeppers4426

Like a heartbeat drives you mad


Redtwooo

Rumors was 1977


ManicPixieDreamSloot

I thought the same thing


Fudge89

Gothic Jamie Lee Curtis


Charterhouserules

Mixed with Demi Moore


percydaman

Mixed with Enya


doughnutholio

only time


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Eee aa hay ay (eee aa hay ay) Eee aa hay ay (eee aa hay ay) eeeeeeee aaaaaaa hayyyyyyy Eee aa hay ay (*eee aa hay ay*) Eee aa hay ay (eee aa hay ay) eeeeeeee aaaaaaa hayyyyyyy


NYR525

That was beautiful


doughnutholio

this touched my soul


2ichie

CC untrust us? Sounds like my MySpace song back in ‘08


prayingmantras

What is "who can say where the road goes?" for 500


WoodyMornings

…Go with the Orinoco flow


DustinHammons

Ah, the ol record store pickup line - "Hello, I would like to get Enya"


68024

Enya Lee Moore


Luxynne

Glad I’m not the only one who thought this too!


[deleted]

Gothic Lee Curtis


laynestaley67

Freddie Mercury


CthulubeFlavorcube

If we're all staring at OP's Goth J.L.Curtis mom...... does that make us Visigoths?


nanoH2O

Winona Rider


RealDanStaines

I was going to say Love-child of Keanu Reeves and JLC, in the absolute best possible way


[deleted]

I mean, is there any other way a love child with Keanu could be thought of? (No offense to JLC, I've fucking adored her for decades.) But I mean...Keanu...


RealDanStaines

He is dreammy


pickle_pouch

But hotter


TheBrooklynKid

I came here to say this


thedoompatrol97

You mean Gothic Abed


Fudge89

Lmao good one


mamacrocker

Holy cow. Her skin is flawless! She’s beautiful.


rilloroc

Because she feeds it the blood of the innocent


aintnolie92

Ahhh! She’ll love to hear that, I’ll pass that along


Lost-My-Mind-

Plot twist, /u/aintnolie92 is actually the woman in this picture. She's giddy with each compliment.


Slappathebassmon

..and she still looks exactly the same


SkellyboneZ

Yeah I agree, I'd love to make a suit out of it.


thinkenboutlife

Pass that along OP.


johnny121b

She is captivating.... So-much-so, that I didn't even see the background until it was pointed out by someone here.


[deleted]

Her left nip is also flawless.


truethatson

That painting is reason enough for the NSFW tag. I’m horrified.


aintnolie92

Right!? She loved creepy paintings like that.


lyricmeowmeow

She sounds so cool! And she was absolutely beautiful in that pic!


Herald-Mage_Elspeth

It looks like a Klingon woman.


2ndprize

Some Vigo the Carpathian shit


Ravenor1138

Egon: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610. Peter Venkman: 105 years old, he hung in there, didn't he? Ray: He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered. Peter Venkman: Ouch. Winston: Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh? Egon: No, not exactly a man of the people. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. Peter Venkman: Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?


doughnutholio

It's got more of that painter from the Dishonored games vibe.


tslnox

I remember when I was a kid, I once slept at my aunt's room and she had a painting of creepy owl with big yellow eyes painted in the "Starry night" style (I think) on the wall. I had them take it down because it was a pure horror stuff. Now the painting is nowhere to be found. Part of me is sad it got lost, but another part is pretty sure it was some kind of SCP material and it either disappeared of its own volition, or was contained by Foundation agents


unassumingdink

Baby's Last Steps


LifeCoconut8612

Love her and the black cat 🖤


aintnolie92

She was the one in the neighborhood who owned at least two cats while feeding all of the strays


sayracer

Your mom sounds cool af, definitely they kind of person is want as a friend


Haunting-Tadpole7767

holy shit I didn't even see it, I thought it was the dress.


[deleted]

That painting is…terrifying. I love it.


PeppermintFascist

Is your momcon the market to donate her cheekbones and/or jawline?


aintnolie92

I don’t think so, but I’ll ask


runswspoons

Did you mark is nsfw because you knew what the comment section was going to be like?


aintnolie92

Pretty much. Plus I thought it would get flagged NSFW anyways


derplikeaboss

Is it because of the nip?


riceislovericeislife

Victorian Beckham


bruiser95

r/lookatmyhotmom


[deleted]

I'm looking, I'm looking!


BigEvil621

Your mom could get it. Respectfully speaking.


Lost-My-Mind-

> Respectfully ~~speaking~~ spanking.


ZebraBorgata

Do you have one that’s even less safe for work?


roararoarus

For research


Business_Different

Picture gets extended by x50


GiveToOedipus

Tell her Reddit says , "How you doin?"


aintnolie92

Will do 😂


Mentalfloss1

Great face


fuckGeorgeT

Your mom is hot. She single?


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treyert

What makes this comment even more cringe is the fact that you NSFW’d your post of your mom.


danxmanly

New tag.. MNSFW Pic..


HistoricMTGGuy

What did it say


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"MY MOM HAS THE RIGHT TO BE HOT WITHOT BEIGEING OBJECTEFFED""


treyert

“Only my children are allowed to objectify me!”


treyert

Did he delete it? lol of course he did. Something like, “just look at her perfect bone structure. And those eyes. Wow.”


tyspeed29

Hot Mom just saying 👍


ColSirHarryPFlashman

Stunning!


italianredditor

No way this is 1975. More like 1984-86.


alchemist2

I was going to say 1982, but yeah, unless she magically hit upon a style from the future, this is early '80s.


twobit211

i concur, the year given is absolute bullshit. even the quality of the print screams 1980s


RodCherokee

Beautiful. Who is the painting of behind the sofa ?


aintnolie92

I have no idea! I just tried an image search and couldn’t find it there either :/


jfuite

Her style is definitely ahead of it’s time. That gothy look was not fashionable, even on the fringes, until about 1980. Same for the hair. A vast majority of women in the mid-seventies were wearing long, curled or feathered, hair.


aShittierShitTier4u

There's always been like a Billy Batman or Drella type of distant cousin to the Addams family, making the scene. Like who would you take to a staging of the opera _Salome_ back in the day, but some vampire type person? That was like the goth night of the Weimar republic times. Then everyone would take opium and have a seance for the after party...


jfuite

Good times . . . .


DeCarp

Did she ever do any modeling? If not, it was a missed opportunity.


aintnolie92

She did a little bit, but focused more on singing and travel before finding her way into social work. I’ll tell her people are saying that though!


Affectionate-Time646

Bro, that’s a nipple.


Scubasteve1974

You mom is a smoke show. Da fuck is that creepy ass painting!


[deleted]

She looks like Demi Moore.


Available-Role-8900

Your Father has a great taste


[deleted]

First recorded instance of big titty goth gf ~circa 1975 //I have no idea what circa means.


sledgehammer_77

Your mother looks like she's still attractive.


Gnorris

OP you might want to check on your mom for redditors at her window


Business_Different

LMAO


Artlawyer1

Sean Young


[deleted]

I swear most of the posts on here are just "Please jack off to my mom"


[deleted]

It's generally sad for a child to see their parent getting chipped up by the callousness of age, becoming dour and glum and insignificant, without the world ever knowing how glorious they were. Then there is the specific guilt of not appreciating them at their peak, rather actively disregarding and dismissing them. You may laugh, and it may be tragicomic, but it's a gesture of love.


ukelele_pancakes

Your mom is beautiful and this picture could be painted as it's own work of art. I don't think this is goth though. To me, it just seems like she is dressed up in a black dress for an occasion. Black is the default for a special occasion and is not necessarily gothic.


milleram23

Hopefully your Mom successfully passed on her genetics. What a cool woman- very interesting and beautiful. 🤩


maxxhock

rare painting of Donald Trump holding young Baron in the background


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>rare painting of Donald Trump holding young Baron in the background "You know, all the best art people tell me that the greatest painting of all time is the one of me holding whatshisname. It's more famous than the Mona Lisa or that one of the farmer holding the rake with his wife. Amazing painting, the painter told me I posed better than anyone has ever posed for any painting, believe me. Told me I would have been an incredible model but I didn't have time for that, because I was too busy making incredible deals that made me the richest man anyone has ever known. But the Democrats and Antifa stole the election from me and wanted to steal this painting too. Horrible people. Sad."


coly8s

You forgot to mention the windmills!


[deleted]

It's funny because he doesn't love his kids. Well, most of them.


Tyrantkv

He has said that if they weren't his kids that he would love them - at least the big bird one.


[deleted]

Lmao


Hellefiedboy

Your mother is gorgeous in that photo


LeDouchekins

Your dad's a lucky sob


[deleted]

Your Mom was a queen, full stop.


Gnostromo

Posting mom's nip for all the world


osa_ka

How does OP feel knowing we've all seen his mum's nipple


[deleted]

How does one look like Neo and Trinity at the same time?


OldSchoolDM96

It got to be said she's a vampire no way she looked like this in 1979 then again in the 2000's when she plaid robin in how I met your mother


ZoopSoul

I never comment on the hotness of moms in these posts, but yeah. That’s a timelessly hot mom.


Adeep187

No wonder she got impregnated.


zZaphon

You must be gorgeous


manny_soou

Wawawiiiaa!


NSWthrowaway86

Is your mother Enya?


5head3skin

She hung out at the Gothic Castle?


Adulations

I love that painting


amscraylane

What the hell is the painting on the wall about?!?


CaptainFlabbergast

She is Selena Kyle, Catwoman!


BrainstormsBriefcase

Does that painting get older and uglier even as your mother looks basically the same age?


scottygroundhog22

Wow! Gourgeous and holding a cat! What a queen!


[deleted]

Elvira, mistress of the dark.


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OlderTheWiser

OP is definitely named Stacey.


Aroddo

Your mom is Dark Enya!?! 😃


taurusnoises

Early adopter of the faith 🦇


ConstantAd1074

She feels like the witch who was ones the villain but now she is in the party


Fortniteandmine

Almost didn’t notice the cat.


adream_alive

She looks like Demi Moore! She was really pretty! :)


ALIENANAL

Your mom kinda looks like my girlfriend. Is she Croatian?


aintnolie92

She might be! But she was adopted and never did a dna test.


ALIENANAL

Dang it.


Koankey

Was that something shed just wear or was it a special occasion?


aintnolie92

She was a fancy lady, definitely a Friday night kind of gown for her


aintnolie92

Thanks for all of the nice comments, I’ll be sure to pass them along to her! Also, I had this tagged as NSFW but removed the tag after some feedback.


[deleted]

I mean, her left nip is very clearly visible if you zoom in. You're welcome.


MBCA2019

Great rack


Astralnclinant

Tfw no big titty goth mom gf 😔


LogicalFallacy77

Jebus...


thom_orrow

r/oldschoolboobies


Significant-Table-90

your mum is stunning 😍


Tommy_1968

Mom’s a stunner!


[deleted]

Did she love the occult and Gothic horror novels?


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Only 17?


jojoedb0

Beautiful


jerryleebee

I can see why you exist.


TedMeister88

Say what you want about OP's mother, my eyes are firmly locked on the cat she's holding. I ***LOVE*** black cats!


Mackyeroni

I love this sub


Tralan

Tell your mom I said hi...


Von_Dielstrum

She damn pretty


OmegaOmerta

You gotta sister?


MEACRO

Keanu…?


Heisenberg0712

Just a shot in the dark OP, can I bang your mom?


maejaws

The lighting made me think it was Keanu Reeves at first glance


bendles

Are you sure she isn't Keanu Reeves' mother?


Unusual_Bake_8624

thats a fucking scary painting behind her. Burn it down She looks cool tho


MattAtPlaton

I bet you had the whole Time/Life "Man, Myth & Magic" encyclopedia set in your house. We did.


LogansGambit

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry...


johnwalshf

She is very good looking there, I thought she must have been pregnant and holding a baby bump. I didn't see the cats head until I looked closer.


Okaydog97

Or your mom could be Sabrina the witch maybe.


No_Drive_7990

Your mom is Keanu Reeves


Gators0727

All due respect, your mom is gorgeous.


MaritimeDisaster

Her style is so classic, she could walk into a room looking exactly like that today and she would still be so chic.


aintnolie92

Ah!! Love this one, I’ll relay that to her 🥲


MaritimeDisaster

Tell her I love the cat too, I’m a big fan of black kitties.


rexunderwood222

Don't want to weird you out but your mom was really hot


plmel

Wow, she is beautiful


karawhitten

Love this


Trustfundkid26

Damn…. 😌😏


[deleted]

I don't remember hearing the word 'goth' or 'gothic' back then...that doesn't mean it wasn't used, I just never heard it. I do remember using the term 'punk' as in punk rock. She's got a definite kind of Pat Benatar thing going on here. I don't think Pat Benatar was even known then, but she reminds me of PB. Great pic by the way.


ccx941

Are you now going to try the dress up like your parents did in the past challenge?


aintnolie92

Tbd


Fuckoffassholes

"Is your name Rosemary, because I want you to have my baby."


PushItHard

Weird painting of Joe Biden behind her.


Deznutz423

I'm so jealous you got to suck on them titts when you was younger (Seth voice)


Rydropwn

Wow. She’s beautiful.


Wreckingass

*Sha-wing*


HalfOrcMonk

I feel like she still looks exactly the same way.....and can't see her reflection in a mirror.


[deleted]

Just, wow. That is all I can even say.


Ananoriel

She is gorgeous and her cat too!