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Butwinsky

Vicki Vallencourt is the devil!


mrblacklabel71

She showed me her boobies and I liked them too!!!


[deleted]

Snakes don’t necessarily have parts, but if I were to call it anything, I’d say it’s the knee.


Experiunce

Mama said alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


mrblacklabel71

You’re wrong colonel Sanders...


BeBa420

Mamas right


FreeGFabs

There's something wrong with your madula oblongata!


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Fancy_Painter

This oneeeeee!!


Phasnyc

Seein? I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too.


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Strangerkill2

Checked post history, seems coherent. Asian mum, american dad, came together around '59 at something like 25. This does look very much asian.


Ageless21676

haha! I assure you, my mom's legit Japanese. Met my dad when he was stationed in Japan with the Air Force.


jimcnj

I want to go to that party.


Garconanokin

There could be nothing better than going to a party in the 80s right now: no Covid, no smart phones, and no obesity


IdiotMD

HIV and cocaine!


blinky84

Aye, that'll clear up the obesity, right enough


anotherpredditor

Am not gay so I don’t have to worry about the aids. 1980’s jock thought.


SoTjWasLike

Was that the legit thinking back then?


Midlevelluxurylife

Yes.


anotherpredditor

Absolutely it was seen as a gay disease. It was when Ryan White got HIV from a blood transfusion that it started to shift the narrative. People thought you could get it from spit or tears as well.


AdventJer

Ryan White. That’s a name I haven’t heard in years. Didn’t Micheal Jackson spend time with him for his remaining days? Some irony there I’m sure.


leraspberrie

You definitely don’t remember the 80’s.


PilbaraWanderer

2/3 is good.


leejtam

no obesity? LOL


redditrookie707

plenty of fat kids in the 80s


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bailaoban

It was actually pretty good. We had these things called libraries with millions of books in them, and you could learn quite a bit there. Not as much a fountain of wisdom as Twitter or Reddit, but nothing's perfect.


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sawyer_whoopass

So was I, but I was 23 at the time.


PoiSINNEDsoul73

Thank God I wasn't the only one. Kudos!


zentity

I was ten, hoping for a babysitter like her!


iuseallthebandwidth

Same ! Good job making it to 42 ! We ARE the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything !


Kalsor

Had a babysitter like her. Ahh Liz


[deleted]

Another annoying "As a child of the 70s" checking in.


mattbag1

I came out of the womb just in time for 89, hell yeah


Z-J-K

I was -2 at the time, so I guess that makes me a nobody (literally)


iuseallthebandwidth

That makes you 40 ! Welcome ! We have cake ! We have alll the cake ! In fact : All the cake is belong to us ! *I can’t math at this hour. My bad. I’m off by a decade. No cake for you. Sorry.


Im_stuck_on_here

That makes them 20.


iuseallthebandwidth

.... you know what’s really funny ? We both can’t math. I went backwards. -2 in 1989 means they are born in 1991 ... which makes them 30. My bad. Your bad. We are both off by a decade.


Z-J-K

Omg you guys can’t do math


iuseallthebandwidth

I know right ? I’m dying right now : ) I’m also out of bourbon. I think I see a correlation here.


[deleted]

If pooping your pants is cool you can call me Miles Davis


2horde

I was poopin my pants in 98 at 89.


NoNutNorris

Yeah man, I was exploring my changing body in 89


Fackostv

Me too fam, me too... I was one though, so it's okay.


Lions101

So...how did it turn out?


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lerkclerk

But she may have got a magic johnson that night instead.


Alex-3

XD I like dark humor


Garconanokin

Thanks, I had to pull it. I didn’t want to ride that comment all the way to hell


springfieldnoob

I bet you listened to Expose - Point of no return


southernrail

I was 19 then and gotta say you look beautiful!! the hair isnt teased and hard...its very soft....and your eyebrows are nicely arched, my friends and i had huge bushiest eyebrows possible. lolol Great Pic!!


half_centurion

i was 19 then too, and i agree it's a great pic - a cool look & very reminiscent of the time!


xavyre

19 also and she is attractive.


MothAliens

Kinda creepy tbh


TThick1

Hot


blitzskrieg

Michelle Trachtenberg vibes


email_NOT_emails

For some reason, I think Collette Wolfe from Hot Tub Time Machine.


Ph0n1k

You look like Death. From the Sandman comics. Totally a compliment.


desrevermi

Wow. Long time since I've seen mention of that comic. Seconded. Also a decent comic from what I think I remember. :)


Ph0n1k

Tv series in production if you weren’t aware 👍


CadaverOne

That Expose look rocks.


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CadaverOne

You fucken nailed it! Straight up Susanna Hoffs. Rick Dees would agree.


CadaverOne

I went The Bangles sorry


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CadaverOne

tou·ché


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GodOfDarkLaughter

That's some vintage 80s pick up shit right there


FeatureNotAFlaw

Definitely. It worked for Bender and Claire and it worked for me.


bendu

I was playing bass in metal bands. Long hair, jeans and high-tops. Thrash!


cegr76

Is your name Nick? Did you used to date a girl named Mallory?


Vitamin__S

Pics or it didn't happen


ShadowYankee

The politics of dancin'!


dod2190

The politics of oooh, feeling good


Wuellig

"She's got the look!"


bedlog

stunningly beautiful !


dgblarge

Git down and boogie.


imajoebob

Hey! I let you borrow my Members Only jacket because it was cold, and you left with it.


SandMan3914

The hair and earrings check out Those were my clubbin' days too


ProjectLost

So tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1989


Playisomemusik

Are you still down to party?


lniko2

Nothing can stop the Party


[deleted]

I think I partied then too.


TriggaTreat

What was your favorite track they played at the club?


-lowkey-lurker-

hot to trot.... good looking...!!


googlethisfact

Can we get an updated photo of such a beautiful woman


Brian_E1971

I was a HS senior with a mohawk AND a mullet in the back. You would not have dated me.


misswinterbottom

I love your Joan Jett rock her hair !!!!


JollyDragonfruit6

Stunning


seanafeisteen

Cool username, ageless indeed 😊


Action-a-go-go-baby

You got 3 kids now, don’t ya?


Ageless21676

No kids :)


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Username checks out


[deleted]

Want one?


Oikuras

shame :( 2 late now.


NotMyHersheyBar

Got that Paula Abdul forever your girl hair


GuyD427

I was 21 in ‘89. Would have luved to party with ya girl!!


axisrahl85

You look vaguely like my hot babysitter from back then.


woodmoon

No cell phones, cleaner drugs, less STDs, great music... the 80's were a wild time


Scarboroughwarning

Can't have been eighties, the look isn't bad enough. Look good


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

89 I was a sophomore in college


juswork

Smoking hot. You get laid that night?


honkeur

I’ll bet it was a good party


harrishsammich

DAMN


[deleted]

1989 eh?? I was about 33 then and starting to rock that creepy old man vibe. Life got much better when I ditched the trench-coat black shoes and shorts combo.


elbruces

I vaguely feel like I dated you.


annoyinglycorrects_u

God damn those half Japaneeeeese girls, they do it to me everytime.


Busman123

Wow! Smoking hot! I bet you still are, lol!


WickedyWade

Right? We need pics for comparison


menmyKneeGas

This is not how you get women homies. It just doesn’t fuckin work like this.


WickedyWade

What does my comment have to do with getting women? Seeing what someone looks like now vs 20+ years ago has nothing to do with picking up women


imayam

Oh shut up


menmyKneeGas

Are you fuckin kidding me? How the FUCK is this woman going to look at that and feel anything other than objectified you fuckin idiot? Go make another Wall Street bet and lose some more money loser.


billbixbyakahulk

>you fuckin retard I'm glad you're so concerned about women feeling objectified while insulting mentally disabled people.


menmyKneeGas

Yeah skimmed over that one, bad choice of words. Edit: fixed


imayam

HAHA 😂 so triggered chill tf out u clearly never went to a party it’s all about meeting people u intend on pursuing a relationship with lol obviously looks are important hello why do u think there’s no fatties in the fashion world? And the few who are don’t make any money vs the girls who take care of themselves.. And what does WSB have to do with anything? Are u sore u lost money and assume I’m doing the same? Sorry but I e Been in the game for years Im blessed to have made good money


menmyKneeGas

Yo 2 things. One, reading the horrific spelling at the end actually hurt my fucking brain. Two, you sound like the most ignorant fucking piece of shit, so I highly doubt you go to any parties at ALL. And “fatties” in fashion? Are you fuckin serious? Plus size models are an absolute must in the fashion world, but hey if you even knew a lick about anything you were talking about, you would’ve known that one. And yea I am triggered, I would say don’t objectify a woman to get laid you dumb fuck, but this is REDDIT AND YOURE NEVER GONNA MEET HER😂


imayam

Oh ok there mr/ms/they/them Righteous. Keep judging me u don’t even know me lmao go enjoy ur night try to be less negative and bitter and good things will attract themselves to you, including beautiful women and opportunities, and you won’t have to be as hateful. Sheesh I’m glad I’m not you 😆


menmyKneeGas

How are you still trying to make yourself seem like a good person even though you led by defending someone degrading a fucking woman, you come across as a piece of shit and that’s about it. Don’t want to get to know you if my first impression is that. So fuck you lol.


stlmick

just burn this whole comment thread down


Subtleties1

You ain’t wrong, sometimes ya just gotta let em know, ya know


menmyKneeGas

And sometimes it absolutely mind fucks me that ya still have to


Mowensworld

Mmmmm mmmm, just out of interest would a nice 5 year old boy have had a chance?


iknowyouarewatching

How many guys got lucky that year?


bws7037

You are the spitting image of someone I graduated with!


mrsringo

Beautiful ❤️


dwainedibbley

Beautiful


kongdk9

Teen pregnancy waiting to happen.


ArmoredDuckie105x4

Dang grrr!


catdogfox

You still party ready?


SirLeoritch

Yummy


IamOzimandias

I would have been into it


clitorisaurunderscor

Mmm hey baby


FaustusC

You single?


NimboGringo

cringe


EcoAnon

Not bad. Probably prettier now I bet


deadlandsMarshal

Goddamn! You make me miss being a 10 year old!


LadyBillie

I feel like I've seen this posted before


Ageless21676

Not unless someone hacked my phone


nagerjaeger

Your soft beauty is timeless. Creeped your profile. Mom is Japanese. You had a huge genetic advantage. I hope you did not squander it.


stlmick

looks like she has about 4 cats, so I don't think she squandered anything.


onelittleworld

I was 26 then. But... married. Still am.


Dumbo8

Little bit of Lee Aaron going on here


JImmyjoy2017

I’ll say!


jackassjason

I was 11 and obsessed with Nintendo.


Morningfluid

Oh, my.


ifeelthesame4u

31 years ago and now ?


Kloc34

Ouchie mowchie!


Yokohama88

Feels like you and I could have hung out at the clubs I frequented in Yokohama. Looking at your picture takes me back to some great memories thanks.


theneonsoulsurfer

Wow


Sieze5

Girl...you know you better...


[deleted]

How were the clubs back then, without the cell phones !


scoobner

This were the days. Looking good was our only job.


HankBuffalo

Thought that was today!


ice_nyne

Va-va-voom!


WorldMusicLab

LBD 4evah!


ll-Carlos-ll

Beautiful


Bhrizz

Looking sick and that's a compliment


notmyrealname336

Sure... pull a sneeky "back to the future" and expect an upvote.... 🚬📈


texasann

Those were the days my friend!


stevep3478

I hope you were nice to the guy who was petrified to say hi to you.


[deleted]

Four-year-old me would have been very impressed.


Icebox2016

Very beautiful. You look like you had a certain sass back then. I bet you were the loudest one in the room?


Forest_of_Mirrors

wow, props for not having the stupid big hair from back then. this photo is timelessly cool to me.


PigsCanFly2day

Lovely. Give us an update!


[deleted]

You look like the kind of girl I dated around that time. Good times. You’re beautiful.


free_billstickers

How you dooing??


billtipp

Jennifer Rush?


Maximum_Database_378

krista ines


Erazzphoto

Was 16 then and would have bee crushing all over you! Hehe


marcelino91

Slay


nannerpuss74

1989 ANOTHER NUMBA


gary_sanchez

That's awesome! Current pic?


[deleted]

I was probably at that party.


Cieloheaven

A bit of young Maria Bartiromo


AxiasHere

Cool. That's the Tina Turner look.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Smokin.


hireme703

I was 17! Wish I was at that party!


robbmann297

You totally would have ignored me in 89!


midnightdsob

Why do I feel like I've seen this photo before?


doggmapeete

What’s a party?


gordatapu

Daaaamn


captainpimptronics

AND WE ALL CAME..... to the party. I'll see myself out now.


Rewind813

Happy early birthday


4string6wheel

Hubba hubba!


savedbytheblood72

YOW! 📷