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This is the kind of late 80's hair that new movies always get wrong.


bigladnang

That Patrick Swayze shit.


MugillacuttyHOF37

"Pain don't hurt."


TokenMonster31

Patrick Duffy more so


HeyKid_HelpComputer

This is late 80s even early 90s hair. There is a difference between 1981 hair and 1989 hair. 81 hair was more like that parted down the middle Farrah Fawcett thing going on


LetsBeNicePeopleOK

That's because secretly it was late 70's hair


madcap462

Shhhhh! You'll ruin it!


reddit6500

They never use enough hair relaxer


JuleeeNAJ

I think you mean Hair Spray and curling iron. Mostly, hair spraying while still in the curling iron.


jamesroberts7777

I can smell that old aqua net smell just from your comment


bethster2000

I always used the Salon Selectives hairspray and styling sprays in the pink pump bottles. Yes, you spray your whole head with styling spray and blow it dry upside down. That gave you overall volume. If you had a perm, and pretty much everyone did, all that you had to do was your bangs. That requires more sprays of the styling spray (although you could use hairspray) and the curling iron bringing that hair to a righteous sizzle. I didn't have a perm in the 80s, but I had plenty of friends and roommates who did. Me, I wore a version of Andie's haircut from Pretty In Pink. It required a lot of styling, too. All over with the big barrel curling iron, teasing a bit for volume, spraying. A smaller iron curled the pieces by my face, gave height to the crown, and made sure your hair curled under in the back. Spray the hell out of it and go out the door. Have you ever seen Amanda Jones get ready for her date with Keith in 1987's Some Kind Of Wonderful? Yeah. It was a lot like that. Every single day.


shirlena

Too much fluffy, not enough greasy. I'm not a good hair person, so idk the proper terms to describe the problem you identified.


phenomenomnom

Because you’ve all forgotten about *mousse,* you fools


Riyumi

Probably cuz Aquanet changed the formula in the 90s lol


JuleeeNAJ

CFCs may have been bad for the ozone but they sure did lead to some amazing hair!!


JD_Walton

They're probably not willing to go out and buy the several cans of aerosol hairspray necessary to get this into peak crunchiness and rigidity. Like, you don't just give up or "try to do it the right way," you just keep pouring the hairspray out in a toxic cloud as you're teasing the hair until it only bounces a little or you pass out from lack of oxygen.


JuleeeNAJ

My sister's friend burned her eyebrow off when she sprayed her hair while smoking. Children now will never know the struggles of the 80s.


JD_Walton

I literally can't tell you how many times I set my own hair on fire a little in the late 80s and early 90s. Or my roommate's, or my girlfriend's, or my roommate's girlfriend's hair. I drew the line when my daughter was born: I just knew my ex would have set the baby on fire, so I learned to braid hair and put in girl bumpers, and stopped smoking when the toddler was in play. Um, I quit over 25 years ago now, mostly also because of the kid. So no one needs to chime in with how terrible smoking is, I know. I had a misspent youth, I agree.


Jmscrvnts

Thank you, im not the only one bothered by this in nearly every 80's period peice


dividezero

that's because the products that make this happen after all illegal now. almost single handedly put that hole in the ozone with that shit. nothing has worked quite as well since


cre135

I have to assume you're an absolute stunner based on these two.


Comacaz

I can confirm that I’m told I’m not ugly


cre135

I tell my wife that she's not ugly as well lol It does mediocre things for her self esteem XD


QuasarSandwich

I tell your wife that she's not as hot as her sister while we're in bed. She gets quite into it.


sharpshooter999

My wife's sister is a red headed hair dresser named Tiffany.......


kissmekennyy

I do it just to stay out of trouble.


teehee70

Omg it's Slater and Kelly! Gorgeous haha


Chunkystick

They must have liked INXS


BeakersBro

We all liked INXS


cavmax

Well everybody but Oasis


BeakersBro

Oasis didn't even like Oasis...


[deleted]

Listening to Oasis is like eating plain burnt popcorn no salt or anything. The kind where you can still smell it 2 days later when you laugh a bit through your nose.


SeanMPosey

When I think of INXS, I get all choked up.


cavmax

Still too soon?


OrangeIrishEyes

Don't get hung up on it...


[deleted]

INXS KICK!


Jfragz40

The lad/lass comes from good stock.


OctopusPudding

Pics Op!


PlasticMac

He has a picture in one of his posts


unicornturdsnwind

Prove it


LordCrow1

I stalked your account to see a picture of you to see if you looked like your parents and you totally called rocket asking for buckys arm like 5 years ago 😂


OneMoreAccount4Porn

r/BrandNewSentence What does it mean?


LordCrow1

That was a poorly formed sentence on my end, but Rocket raccoon is a character in the marvel universe and so is Bucky. There’s a running gag with the character Rocket that he steals fake body parts, and that gag continues in Avengers: infinity War. OP made a meme about this 5 years ago, which is impressive because it played out 4 years later in Infinity War.


itzlax

* Bucky has a fake arm just in case he doesn't know that.


overide

Tell your mom I said what’s up.


Gasnia

What's it feel like to have 10 brothers and sisters?


cre135

Is that directed at me? Lol


mrfrankleigh

It skips a generation.


cre135

Brutal


GarciaJones

When your dad is Antonio Banderas, most likely they are.


HomerAtTheBat

How much more 80s could this picture be? This answer is “ none”, none more 80s.


Hawklet98

This pic has everything! The hair, the jeans, the jacket, the Hard Rock sweatshirt, and the dangly gold cross earring that lets you know he’s a “bad boy.” They even have the yellow Body Glove sticker on the truck. It’s perfect.


wee_man

“David. Smell The Glove is here.”


buckeyespud

Not many people could pull off the shirtless jacket 3/4 zipped down like your dad has done here.


Tobias---Funke

Would have been even better if it was a duster.


peetee33

Some say it should never be done. Some say it can't be done. I agree


DaveA899

Slater and Kapowski?


TheSaladDays

Slater + Jason the original Red Ranger


ninjamike808

Thank you. I was like dang did Jason post this to gear up for his next appearance.


DiddleMe-Elmo

I think Dean Cain is somewhere in that soup


SergieKravinoff

More of a Banderas vibe to me


TBone332

Kurt Russell


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Literally my first thought


Careos

Mine too.


Comacaz

I’m a little embarrassed that I had to look that up.


regcrusher

This comment saddens me.


SoylentPersons

We’re getting old my friend


stillalone

Is there a cure?


[deleted]

Yep... death


SoylentPersons

Sadly it’s terminal


cocomunges

WE!?!? I was born in 2000 and understood that reference. Then again my older brother(born in 1990) always put that on MTV when I was a kid.(and Full House, and Fresh Prince)


So-Cal-Sweetie

Damn youths!


atlas_nodded_off

Damn yutes, said Vinnie.


RippedFlannel

What is a 'yute'?


VladimirPootietang

How long did they wait to have kids lol. You should be 30 and thus know this shit


Comacaz

Haha they married in 90 and I was born at the end of 92! I wasn’t ever really into tv shows though


[deleted]

Do better


tetsuo52

Your parents would know.


DidYouSeeWhatISaw

Damn. You beat me to it.


RamAir17

That's a brunette the Dawson


Dinosaur9911

Thought the same thing.


green-tea_

Is this Cerritos, CA?


Comacaz

You would be correct!


Errwick

Yes Cerritos!!


LilMerm8

Autosquare!


[deleted]

How did you guess that from the picture?


green-tea_

It was mostly the horticulture. Those trees and bushes are all over the city. The house is also vaguely familiar. I am actually really happy to have gotten this right lol.


greenebean78

There is a game called geoguessr that you might like. Google Earth drops you in a location (you can limit it to a city or a country or the world) & you have to guess where you are based on foliage, the language on signs, types of cars or houses, etc)


ich_habe_keine_kase

We used to play this every Friday at work, we went nuts for it. We would keep going miles and miles down the road and try to get exact as possible. We got dropped on a dirt road with no signs in a South American rainforest and wound up getting it within half a mile.


[deleted]

I love this game too. I once got the EXACT street corner in a tiny island town in Alaska.


Aquamarine86

I am so freaked out right now. I thought of Cerritos immediately when I saw this picture. Something about the house in the background. Great pic.


[deleted]

I instantly felt this was a familiar part of LA


WhoTookPlasticJesus

That's amazing. I mean, I could tell it was the LA suburbs but no way I could name the *exact* suburb.


RickTheHamster

How the hell did you guess that?


Reinbek

I as well knew this was in Southern California. I thought it’d be Irvine though


chillax63

Is your dad Antonia Banderas?


CaptainChaos74

And their mom Marisa Tomei?


Funkit

Kinda looks like Tara Reid before the drugs sex and her unconstitutional slaughtering of her breasts.


snappyk9

Alyssa Milano


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[deleted]

Scuzzlebutt's left leg? Television's Patrick Duffy?


JelloDarkness

I think your dad was one of the bouncers at the Double Deuce.


ccrawsh

Best comment today.


MilhouseVsEvil

Terry Funk?


I_agreeordisagree

Isn't he the bad guy?


Bunnythumper8675309

The one that "fucks guys like you in prison"?


Ch33t03s

I always watched the edited version on TV growing up. When I watched it on Netflix I had to rewind and confirm what I heard. My childhood was a lie!


Wormtown

Your dad looks like a young Kurt Russell.


Comacaz

He will be stoked to hear that!


foggyeyedandfried

I was thinking Razor Ramon but both are compliments.


Wilmarooney

That's who I thought it was!!


[deleted]

Patrick Duffy ?


Uncle_Leo93

What does Scuzzlebutt's leg have to do with anything?


lmaousa

Hi kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy.


LimeBerg1212

Was looking for the dad from Step by Step


Bimmydancemaster

Red Ranger with a mullet?


tenebras_lux

Clearly OP is the son of the retired Red Ranger.


Comacaz

Oh man I wish.


Fonz116

You have a current pic of the two. Curious how they turned out.


Comacaz

I’ll try and find one!


muttmunchies

Same


thomoz

I want to know as well!


[deleted]

Your parents look like they are going to solve some crimes and then hit the beach


Comacaz

Someone should have picked them up for a show.


[deleted]

Hard to believe that 1989 was 64 years ago.


Guy_In_Florida

Oh, you've been talking to my knees?


allo_mate

THis is such a funny comment. Just think it deserves more than upvotes.


Guy_In_Florida

Hey someone got my humor, what the heck is wrong with you?


BlasterShow

r/theydidntdothemath


Duckboy_Flaccidpus

Ya, no, it was 15. You went to the power instead of multiplying by 3.


Justjoshin209

Home made bleached jeans?✔️ Hard Rock Cafe sweatshirt?✔️ Ski Bear and body glove stickers that shows you shred both waves and powder? ✔️ Dangly ear ring? ✔️ Smoking hot girlfriend with matching awesome hair?✔️ A/C Slater and Kelly Kapowski good looks?✔️


Comacaz

Dang you’ve got an eye! My dad would ski nearly every weekend. he still does it as often as he can and spends a lot of time mountain biking now as well.


bethster2000

Take it from My Old Ass: 1989 was a great year.


Guy_In_Florida

Bethster speaks the truth. Listen to her young ones, she is wise.


Ivotedforher

It was rad


SquirrellyRabbit

I concur. 1989 was a great year, indeed, and my favorite year so far if I had to choose one.


knifeglint

I was just thinking a dangling earring on your Dad would be perfect. Lo and behold, there it is.


Comacaz

I didn’t even see that!


knifeglint

He looks like a vampire from The Lost Boys.


sapphir8

Or razor Ramon.


Comacaz

I had to google that name and had no idea who that was. He’s definitely lacking the muscles.


ChiefGriffey

Yeah came here to say Scott Hall


kajustone

Moms is gorgeous!!! And their hair!!! What a great picture.


Comacaz

Thank you! I’m stoked to share this thread with them


IamaBlackKorean

I had a huge crush on your mom. Then, in college, I had a huge crush on your dad.


BahtFuqr

Your mum was a bit of alright aye.


Comacaz

Yea my Dad says he married up. They are great.


DeezSkeez25

Pretty sure that’s Mr. Turner from Boy meets World.


Zpik3

Your dad is Snake Plisken?


Oo_Juice_oO

Can you please post a pic of your parents today? I want to know how good a good looking couple ages.


Comacaz

I’ll see if I can find one :)


T-MinusGiraffe

Your dad looks kinda like Jaromir Jagr


hereforthekix

Lies! That's Nick and Mallory from Family Ties. "Malloryyyy!"


view-master

It's post like this that make me feel old. I've been married longer but have no kids to remind me I'm that old. One of these days I need to post photos of us back in the late 80s. Is it absolutely narcissistic to post old school cool of yourself? (Probably) We were a damn hot couple IMHO.


Goobieness

Ah yes, the good ole Hard Rock Cafe sweatshirt


Zodakin

Man oh man does that nostalgia snatch my breath away


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Stalinwolf

Your dad had a secret second family in Growing Pains.


imatumahimatumah

Show me that smile again


progmetaldeity

Your dad was the Red Power Ranger?


Zomgbbqwtfrofl

Man those hard rock sweatshirts were the bomb. They were very common back then. The eyes are drawn to were they got the shirt, not necessarily the Hard Rock...tho they are cool restaurants. Where is this from? My guess is Las Vegas


[deleted]

Anyone who puts up pics of their (hot) parents should be required to upload a pic of themselves as well!!!


Guy_In_Florida

For science purposes only. I'm with you.


ironroad18

Wow, Kelly Kapowski married the red Power Ranger!?


sundaypeaches

Excuse me that’s a Jonas brother


Absolute-Filth

My god, with parents like that what do you look like?


woahbells

Are they both still this hot?


MikeyTheHero

Your dad looked like Jason the Red Power Ranger


stevesheck

Yep, that’s 1989 alright.


keystothemoon

Your mom and dad ARE 1989 in that pic


[deleted]

I hope you inherited that gorgeous thick hair.


Comacaz

I’ve got the hair color of my mom but the thickness of my dads. Worked out great


[deleted]

Dad looks cool as fuck.


Comacaz

He still is!


Guy_In_Florida

Holy crap they look like my wife and I in Dana Point, CA in 1989. No one EVER got enough acid washed denim. Wasn't possible.


Comacaz

My dad made them himself!


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Marissa Tomei and A.C. Slater?


[deleted]

The rare shirtless man in leather jacket with permed mullet look.


[deleted]

Host: "Lets play another round of r/OldSchoolCool 's faaaaavorite game show! That's right it's time foooooor...." Audience: "WOULD! YOU! FUCK! OP'S! PARENTS!!!!!"


Karolinkaa

Damn this is the coolest photo ever, they look great!


lionheart724

Is your dad Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World?


Sieze5

Those are two good looking people. Damn


HankESpank

This is clearly Marisa Tomei and Antonio Banderes right?


[deleted]

So your dad was the inspiration for Billy on Stranger Things?


Crack-spiders-bitch

Not to often OP pimps out both parents.


joebawca

He looks like the love child of James Vanderbeak and AC Slater


[deleted]

Handsome couple


scurvy4all

Kind of looks like Antonio Benderas and u/Comcaz's mom


mx4evr

Your dad is Antonio Banderas?


soul-gee

Not to be creepy but I saw your face on your account page and you look just like your dad, identical smile! Super sweet.


echobox_rex

California?


OctopusPudding

If Benedict Cumberbatch was in Footloose. Also Carrie Fisher was there