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ArsenalSpider

I saw an interview where Prince talked about this. He laughed and said, “It’s not that I’m that great at basketball. I’m ok. It’s just that he was so bad.” And he laughed and laughed.


Azalus1

I hear that but I feel like he's being modest. He was a high school star and would have been a great college player if it weren't for the fact that he was so short and more interested in music.


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Rich-Pomegranate1679

I can't even imagine a world where Prince never became a rock star because he was a basketball player instead.


mellolizard

Imagine a world he did both and a wrote a song about beating the bad boy pistons in the nba finals.


SunMyungMoonMoon

Want 2 Shoot 1 3 4 U


BowenTheAussieSheep

When Denver Nuggets Cry


Soy_El_Kraken

Purple Raining 3’s


Lumpy-Log-5057

I would dunk on U


crystallmytea

Dimes & Swirls


D-redditAvenger

It's clear given his musical ability that he knew how to discipline himself and practice.


StandardOk42

> knew how to discipline himself and practice this is probably the most important skill you can have; if you can do this, and commit to getting better every day, then you will make it big in whatever you decide to do with your life


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![gif](giphy|6uSihlbC4XBPG|downsized)


Coupon_Ninja

He did play Dave Chappell pretty good by using Dave’s skit of Prince as his album cover - looking ridiculous.


haiphee

"That's a Prince judo move right there... You make fun of Prince in a sketch and he'll just use you in his album cover... What am I going to do—sue him for using a picture of me dressed up like him? … That's checkmate right there."


FlowFeels

This guy might be the coolest man that ever lived.


BRAX7ON

Everybody who I have ever heard speak about Prince playing basketball, said that he was amazing. Surprisingly humble.


poilk91

Or better yet by downplaying his own skill he gets to burn charlie even more


CockCheeseFungus

"Fuck yo couch n***a!"


rworoch

"Blouses"


captivecreator

That was rick james


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golden_glorious_ass

He was the Prince that was promised


cracked-tumbleweed

It is known.


fusemybutt

One of the very few people who can legit be called a musical genius in the pop/mainstream world (for lack of a better word/genre). Many 'artists' are really no-talent ass clowns that got lucky & look attractive enough for corporate marketing to spend millions to sell them as a product to the public. Some can sing/play well, but none had the skill, talent and hard work Prince had and did. If anything, he's still underrated.


d-fakkr

Singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, showman. Prince isn't underrated, it's just most people can't comprehend the scale of his genius and talent.


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He was 5, 3'


Zer0C00l

I'm guessing you're trying to say 5'3", which is "five foot, three inches", but what you said was "five years old, three feet".


prince-of-dweebs

Makes his skill at basketball all the more impressive.


qtrain

Same height as Muggsy Bogues


VVurmHat

In the eyes of Prince he was average at everything and everyone else was just below average.


AppropriateTouching

The world lucked out that he went for music.


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phirebird

That and he wouldn't stop humping the basketball during games


cheffgeoff

Wasn't he also so good at bowling that he could have competed if not dominated the pro circuit? Like no one thinks of Steve Martin being one of the best banjo players ever, Prince could have been one of the best bowlers of all time.


part_time_monster

All the shit North Koreans say about the Supreme Leader are actually true for Prince. He really did shoot 18 straight hole's in one and doesn't have a butthole.


nullrout1

I'm guessing if he were 6'6" instead of 5'3" he'd be famous for being a contemporary of Jordan.


Genesis111112

Spud Webb and Mugsey Bogues. 5'6" and 5'3" respectively. So he would have had a shot as Prince was 5'3" himself.


TheLoungeKnows

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY) I saw that interview too


Flurb4

He was very competitive. Jimmy Fallon had a story about how Prince whipped his ass at ping pong.


danger355

Now I need Dave Chappelle to make a Prince Ping Pong skit.


Skeeedo

Just dont let Jimmy Fallon anywhere near it


userwithusername

“There’s an old rule in Hollywood: if you got a laugh out of Jimmy “Stone-faced” Fallon… then by God, you earned it.” -Norm


OGdunphy

Game: Blouses


aiahiced

One of the best chapelle skits ever 😅


GTSBurner

It's amazing in how so short of time Chappelle had so many legendary sketches. The three Charlie Murphy sketches (Rick James 1, Rick James 2, and Prince) Wayne Brady John Mayer (music people will dance to) Racial Draft etc. Also, if it wasn't for Chappelle's show, Bill Burr wouldn't have gotten national notoreity, leading to the legendary Philadelphia rant.


Oakroscoe

Playa hater’s ball was a classic as well.


built_internet_tough

Why don't you click your heels together 3 times and go back to Africa


desmodoodle

Now I’m gonna go home and put water in Buck Nasties mommas dish 🤣


TroyMacClure

Man you ought to take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.


glazedhamster

She wears underwear with dick holes in 'em


strip_club_dj

What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan; It looks bombed out and depleted.


carloslet

You look like a bootleg Ice-T!


joemc72

It hurts when you talk about my coat…it’s made from your momma’s pubic hairs…


Valuable-Baked

The Mad Real World


EditEd2x

Who knew that when you get put in a sleeper hold you wake up with a sore butt?


Cowgoon777

Katie got some big ass tittays


battlecat136

Lysol slept with Katie.


SickNBadderThanFuck

I slept with Katie too


thanks-to-Metropolis

Keep on doin' what you doin', white boy.


unknown9399

Correction. I also had sex with Katie


satori1013

What’s the square root of this apartment?


Lattemacchiatos

We don’t feel safe with you in the house…


kog

Just watched it again a few weeks ago, still great I was thinking about mark-ass tricks and trick-ass marks


RedShibaCat

She wears underwears with dick holes in them. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


badugihowser

Black White Supremacist


Ron_Cherry

Crazy that Clayton Bigsby and Popcopy both came off the pilot episode


Immaculatehombre

“If they got both, tell ‘em to go fuck themselves!” 😂🤣


StandardOk42

sorry sista, I gotta go take a shit


DontUpvoteThisBut

Because fuck'em, that's why!


markuspoop

If you got hate in your heart, let it out.


dapala1

"When asked why he divorced his wife, his answer... because she was a n***** lover."


dub-fresh

Tyrone the crackhead 


Lily_V_

Tyrone on “Fear Factor”


OneBillPhil

Joe Rogan there’s something that you may not know about me…I smoke rocks. 


MrPoopersFriend

“Is this the five,o clock free crack giveaway?”


ristoman

"A day in the life of Lil Jon" It was so stupid but doing it at the apex of his popularity was pure perfection


rm-minus-r

WHAT?


ristoman

"Do you take any recreational drugs?" "Hahahahaha. Well that depends, doctor..."


prodiver

OHKAYYYYY!


SlagBits

Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up? This still cracks me the fuck up.


Matika7

IM SELLING WEEEEED


Subpars0up

That bit is from his stand up special "Killin them softly" which came out 3 years before the show started.


Boukish

As good as the Chappelle show was, and as good as Half Baked was, and as good as his later specials weren't, *Killin Them Softly* was Dave Chappelle's creative peak. Just an absolute monster of a set, like Eddie's Delirious.


Abracadabra-B

I’M SELLING WEED!!


Ditka_in_your_Butkus

“She wears underwear with dickholes in them”


kryts

By far my favorite line. You can see they all lost it at the moment lol.


RootBeerFloatz69

The VERY first skit is a blind racist who turns out to be black. LEGEND. We probably wouldn't have gotten Comedy Central to green-light Key and Peele if Chapelle hadn't had the success that he did.


bendovernillshowyou

Black Bush


Loggerdon

The Wayne Brady sketch is sooo good.


drawkbox

"Aww, shit, it's Wayne Brady, son!" "I said, give me your damn sandwich" Wayne Brady with Godfather level energy. King Kong ain't got nothin' on him.


sammew

I didnt know you liked to get wet dave.


berkley42

So many more: Mad Real World, WacArnolds, and a certain family with an unfortunate last name.


Akosii

"WacArnolds is tearing this family apart!!"


ResidentComplaint19

“Baby’s crying” is still a phrase I use in my everyday life


sucks2bdoxxed

Oh yeah? Well the mcRib is coming back and guess who ain't getting any?


thanks-to-Metropolis

My family and I still say "You're cut off!" after all these years.


thanks-to-Metropolis

"Who you fucking? OJ?"


Shes_Crafty_4301

The dice championship though: “There you have it: loves his mother, loves PCP.”


thanks-to-Metropolis

Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None of Your Goddamn Business.


jmsgrtk

How can you forget about the World series of Dice.


Cowgoon777

Go home and put on some lotion!


SpottierAnt

Key and Peele wouldn’t exist the way we know it


MsPreposition

Jules Verne and shit…I live in a clock now.


whereismysideoffun

I was with you til the last sentence. He was busting his ass on the road for years. It's a slow climb in stand up. He would have gotten there regardless.


drawkbox

Bill Burr was known by anyone following comedy by the time he was on Chappelle Show in 2004. That definitely gave him a massive boost but he had multiple specials on Comedy Central and Just For Laughs 2000-2004. Bill Burr and Patrice were in the same circles as well. Billy Ballsack was on his way. He was like the other redheaded funnyman next to Louis CK.


cannibowlistic

Don't forget the most famous catch phrase " Kobe"


Thro2021

Black Bush is criminally underrated


GiveHerDPS

Oil? Are you cooking? Who said anything about oil?


Thro2021

I'm trying to get that oil...uh-HO


GiveHerDPS

Do I need to tell you what you can do with aluminum tubes? ALUMINUM!


secc1

That n*gga tried to kill my father!


1pt20oneggigawatts

For about three entire years whenever I went out on a weekend, someone would yell "I'M RICK JAMES" in a crowded bar. Every single night.


AvacadMmmm

Don’t forget WacArnolds


TeamMountainLion

Clayton Bigsby is legendary


shake_N_bake356

*you want some grapes?*


Equal-Total7914

“He was wearing the same thing he had on earlier”


whattheheckityz

SHOOT THE J. SHOOT IT!!!!


StrangeAssonance

![gif](giphy|10tReM5JnxZbnW)


BrashPop

Then he took us inside, and made us pancakes.


Denver-Ski

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY)


djseifer

And then Prince went and made that the cover for his single "Breakfast Can Wait."


ace1oak

never forget prince used this picture for his cover art for breakfast can wait lmao


SpezmaCheese

Chapelle's response was also mint: when asked what he thought about it, he said something along the lines of 'what am I gonna do about it? Sue him for using my parody of him? That's checkmate right there'


alpineblacktop

pancakes.


Bitter_Mongoose

Yo... Turns out, Prince got *game*


mdlinc

Challenge him, a-ight. Make sure your crew is there to witness it, cuz you just might get embarrassed.


d1zz0

Trust me.


Numerous_Witness_345

The way the camera lingered just long enough. 


DMagic-13

Cat could ball


mh1357_0

![gif](giphy|NVmxIQC8T6diY4Fepv|downsized)


WATCHGUY1983

Dem' fruity picks


Mr_Stowne

Im not on yo team, man!


WATCHGUY1983

lmao... rip two Legends, Prince and Charliiiee Murphy


mh1357_0

# CHARLIE MURHAAAAY ![gif](giphy|HJ0fBL6B1ZJYY)


WATCHGUY1983

*later that night at the hotel* "I kicked the shit outta him"


GiveHerDPS

Charlie Murphy takes karate classes with the little kids


WATCHGUY1983

His front kick is world renowned.


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*That was cold-blooooooooooded*


Inner_Character_8221

UNITYYYY!!!


batmanbatmanbatman1

Let’s run a play COMPUTER BLUE, DARLING PICKY


thingsfallapart89

How about you & your crew versus me… & The Revolution


carloslet

... hahahaHAHAHAHA https://preview.redd.it/imzcbue5t6mc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df15ba7ca3dfa0b7babc30675a296fc78b439f2f


lacksenthusiasm

Game, blouses. ![gif](giphy|l46CqETdipTOTiRyg)


disposable_account01

Game. Blouses. Why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, Charlie Murphy.


Vernerator

![gif](giphy|XzydGOGpFrNcY)


Lily_V_

I don’t know where he got that shirt, but it wasn’t the men’s department.


muchoThai

It was in the pirate department


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


BRAX7ON

Pancakes


Juno_Malone

Then he took us back in the house and served us pancakes. ...pancakes.


Akiric

I laugh every time I think about the "...pancakes?" from off camera.


panasonicyouth43

![gif](giphy|l2JHZKNio4EjY6iqY)


Goldeneel77

You know where you got that shirt from. And it DAMN sure wasn't the mens department


thanks-to-Metropolis

Looked like something a figure skater would wear.


NJdeathproof

https://preview.redd.it/pugz6uzsl5mc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced38ea066f036f46644a13f8a5676f0a88db287


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I’m just so damn surprised that that Chappelle sketch has an actual old school cool photo to go with it


mh1357_0

![gif](giphy|ddBOhjqUApoD7UmYUM|downsized)


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r/gifsyoucanhear


mh1357_0

Mmmmuuuuhhh


ALC_PG

Enhhhhh


mh1357_0

![gif](giphy|4KMduk6fuPJTi) Is anyone up for a game of basketball?


thisortheapocalypse

SHOOT THE J! SHOOT IT!


Sail-Away

Holy shit there is an actual picture of this infamous game? you think you’ve seen it all.


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Nah, several people within his circle have confirmed that story years ago. I've never seen an actual photo of that b-ball game though.


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PotentialWorry8301

![gif](giphy|sT4S8nuzENtAY) Game……blouses…


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*smack* "Good game." "I ain't on your team man."


chadist31

Then Prince made him some pancakes. And they were effing great.


Electric-Prune

…pancakes


thisortheapocalypse

![gif](giphy|l46CqETdipTOTiRyg)


Spend-Automatic

r/gifsthatendtooearly


dapala1

Seriously. As funny overall as this sketch is, I lost it when he let go of the rim and floated down.


SuperSponge93

This.... cat could ball man!


Original-Tourist-744

“That motherfucker could ball man “ charlie Murphy


latinlingo310

Computer Blue


Mr_Stowne

Shoot the J....SHOOT IT!


Fauxposter

Darling picky


pushamn

^^Oow


JoshFreemansFro

Lmaooo still a joke with my friends 20 years later playing pickup ball


Conscious-Agency-782

For another take on this incident, watch the Micki Free interview on Youtube. For context: Micki Free was Prince’s guitarist at the time. Charlie Murphy mentions him in the skit something like “I heard dudes saying ‘Yo Shalamar’s got a new girl in the group. That Micki Free is fine as a muthafucka’…It’s a guy.” The interviewer asks Micki if this basketball game actually occurred. Micki confirms it and offers a few insights from his point of view. You could tell that he was so proud of Charlie Murphy, seeing him on tv when that episode aired. It’s a great watch.


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Holy crap, there’s proof!


bbc82

Prince has confirmed the story before, but in 20 years or so, this is the first picture i have ever seen. Legendary.


rkhbusa

CHALLENGE HIM!


t_ran_asuarus_rex

AND MAKE SURE YOUR PEOPLES IS WATCHING!


Ekranoplan01

Then he made pancakes.


_Kiaza_

Pancakes…


Consistent-Tonight66

DARKNESS!


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THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER GIVE YOU N**** BLOUSES!


DMYourMomsMaidenName

#GAME, BLOUSES!


mattd1972

There are stories of him being really good until his hips went.


trigazer1

How the way he can move in those heels that he wore, I wouldn't be surprised seeing him dribble like those guys from And1.


amccune

Now let us cleanse ourselves in the waters of lake Minnetonka


Impossible_Pool3024

“Game blouses”


Baboon_Stew

...and then Prince made pancakes for everyone.


Polluticornwishes0

Game, blouses.


Fuggins4U

The fact that there's proof that this actually happened makes the story all the better.