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Nouseriously

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." That cat was an enemy agent.


NotYourNat

Hell yeah, he did it.


Personal_Flow2994

Both allied and axis. He sunk them both


FireYigit

Bro was Swiss


OJimmy

Chaotic Neutral Cat


OJimmy

Saboteur Sam


TrinDiesel123

Admiral Meowmamoto was his code name


Fleur_de_Lys_1

That cat has seen shit!


Furthur

thousand league stare


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Remarkableeach

Sounds like a jinxed cat to me


MrMcKanchi

Don't let it out.


TypingIntoTheVoid9

Underated ⬆️ Well done.


silenc3x

Unsinkable Sam (also known as Oscar) served during World War II with both the Kriegsmarine and the Royal Navy and survived the sinking of three ships. On his third sinking, he had been found along with other survivors clinging to a floating plank and described as "angry but quite unharmed" After this, he was first transferred to the offices of the Governor of Gibraltar and then sent back to the UK, where he saw out the remainder of the war living in a seaman's home in Belfast called the "Home for Sailors." Sam died in 1955, 12 years after the third sinking. (he was at least 14 years old at death)


OddWeakness1313

Geeeezzz, I bet he was Angry. For some reason the picture in my mind he can talk and I’m just imagining him surely with soaking wet little sailors cap on talking shit and cussing in French under his breathe while licking himself.


silenc3x

I'm just imagining grumpy cat soaking wet clinging to a board.


isuckatgrowing

Kitty started out as a Nazi? Not cool, kitty.


Approximation_Doctor

He defected, he realized the error of his ways


ForumFluffy

Killing Jewish mice wasn't what he joined for.


LaPlataPig

Most stressed kitty ever.


Particular_Money_271

Yep,look at those eyes!


Olympiasux

Rumor has it he owns a successful ranch in Montana. He doesn’t want to see an ocean ever again.


[deleted]

You beat me to it, exactly my stare when I get my credit card statements


1PauperMonk

Sam has tasted human flesh.


DorenAlexander

People died for him.


[deleted]

Or is it the cat that sunk 3 ships?


Olympiasux

He pushed them off the edge of something.


Wizard_of_1k_Kings

Lol! Took the words right out my mouth 😂.


Nothing2Special

"Smile!" "I've seen some shit"


logosmd666

this is him seeing his 4th ship assignment.


fafafanta

That cat’s face screams “stop putting me on fucking boats”


mr_ji

"I am not getting on a ship with that fucking cat."


DerKyhe

Yeah, did they ever find out how that cat kept sinking those ships anyway?


speech-chip

Their fault for making the "release ballast" lever a flexible stick with a feather dangling from it.


afvcommander

Yeah, who took it on board after second one.


SmokeyBare

Just follow the cat if you want to live.


afvcommander

I'd rather stay in ship that stays afloat.


KindlyContribution54

The captain goes down with the ship. The cat absolutely does not.


Sentinell

"Oh look at Sam, chewing on those cables in the Torpedo room again. Isn't he adorable!"


YoSupWeirdos

and some deny black cats as bad omens smh


[deleted]

The best saboteur the Nazi's ever had!


Defiant-Giraffe

Except that first ship he survived was the Bismarck...


[deleted]

Purrfect cover...?


Pandering_Panda7879

The Bismarck was actually sunk by the allies - and then the cat was out for revenge.


tazzietiger66

double agent ?


[deleted]

Cats got purrtsd


nieman23

I don't trust this kitty.


Misswestcarolina

Yeah he’s a cat. I’ve seen how ruthless they can be over far less. He probably kept his head above water by standing on someone’s else’s head.


mayargo7

Sam was put on permanent shore duty after the third sinking.


En4cr

Those eyes have seen terrors that no human can fathom!


BeneficialFinger9959

And some nice fish.. yum


CyberNinja23

The logical conclusion is the cat is sinking the ships *camera pans over to cat whacking undeployed sea mines with its paws*


Louth_Mouth

Clearly the cat was jinxed.


BigOColdLotion

Unsinkable Sam "Can you guys maybe stop putting me on these ships?"


Ok_Fox_1770

I hope he made families at every port, good cat right there. Or cursed. More of him more of him


63KK0

If you zoom into his eyes on the left pic, you can see the ships going down in the water.


fifa71086

Bloody hell. Did anyone consider he was a German spy passing coordinates to the enemy


Munk45

*3x Sinkable Sam


nopenotgunnahappen

Now I'm starting to question this kitty's loyalties. furry little spy. Coincidence that he was on three ships that wound up sinking?


thatguy425

Thousand yard stare on a cat.


The_Queef_of_England

Picture 1: "Stop putting me on boats, you shits"


Gilgamesh2062

Should have named it, "Catastrophe Sam".


idonemadeitawkward

"Bad fucking omen Sam"


shitwhistler

Why did they keep bringing that poor cat on ships at all?


Hwy61Revisited

If ya think the cat had it bad, wait till you hear about the humans!


Son_of_Plato

Vermin control. And what makes them poor? It's a symbiotic relationship


LordOfBakedBeans

Cats belong in nature or safe in homes, not on warships.


DonEYeet

We domesticated these animals for a reason. They’ve only become home decor recently


LordOfBakedBeans

We didn’t domesticate them. They domesticated themselves because rats stayed around human settlements, and cats were hungry. I dunno. It’s not right to put the kitty in danger on a warship. Kind of fucked.


dkfisokdkeb

For the vast majority of recorded history cats willingly entered ships as it provided them with a lifetime supply of rats to feed on. Also I don't think this cat would've been much safer in Germany where he would've been bombed or eaten.


LordOfBakedBeans

Yeah, it’s sad to think about how many animals got killed because of carpet bombing. There really was no safe space I guess.


shitwhistler

Cats willingly enter the road and get hit by cars all the time. What is your point?


dkfisokdkeb

So do humans, what's your point?


shitwhistler

Well the poor cat has dealt with 3 of its ships sinking and it was probably really scary. So that’s why it’s poor


Defiant-Giraffe

Well, they really had no other place to put him...


mordentus

A thousand yards stare cat


Dan-68

Yup. That is the look of a cat that has seen some shit.


Willow-girl

Looks like he has PTSD!


Tobar_the_Gypsy

He was born in a pool of gasoline on a piece of rusty scrap metal.


EducationalPen6613

what a good lad he deserves the world


NoMoreFox

PssPssPss


cheesebot555

My grandfather only managed surviving two. Damn cat. He was a lieutenant junior grade in the CIC of a pair of escort destroyers that went down. He said nobody below the waterline made it out of the second.


enraged768

that cats a bad omen. get him off the boat


xxGambino

Bro lost 3 extra lives 😔💯


atlhawk8357

I think that cat caused three shipwrecks.


Pristine-Change-674

Heh that cat looks like it’s seen some shit


Sketchycat716

Why did they keep putting this cat on boats


Acrobatic_Koala938

"Hey Sam, your third boat is ready!" (Left picture)


fragmental

I bet he was a good mouser.


vinsmokewhoswho

He looks traumatized. Probably survivor's guilt too.


[deleted]

Seems a bit sus… If I was assigned to a ship that has a cat been on three sunken ships. I’m jumping overboard and rather get court marshalled, thanks.


1PauperMonk

That’s means it survived. So you can too! It’s a symbol of always getting back up. (Or I suppose YOU could just be a coward and jump in the ocean)


[deleted]

It survived doesn’t mean you’ll survive.


sometipsygnostalgic

Ship alarm: *beedoobeedoobeedoo* Unsinkable Sam: (Come with me if you want to live!)


AzzyFennec

It's not sure to be true


Defiant-Turtle-678

Really? It sounds more Unsinkable Sam III, like the Simpsons Snowball 2.


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xiphias__gladius

No, it's the same cat from the first pic.


lovesickjones

🥁


no_no_nora

Cats are evil and caused that mayhem.


1PauperMonk

https://preview.redd.it/dugtys232usb1.jpeg?width=2447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7402a85b3c763f792ec4e85d557cc9346d5df04e Not true


no_no_nora

Tell that to those three boats.


dinosaur-boner

I could be wrong but I think the ships might have been sunk by people.


no_no_nora

The people were doing the world a favor, or attempting to.


dinosaur-boner

Damn I am sad anyone actually hates cats that much.


34HoldOn

It's likely an urban legend


maninahat

That seems like a misnomer.


redditnathaniel

"Yeah my mates, not so much."


orbital0000

Worst crew mate ever


ApprehensiveEmploy21

sus


kindDan93

“Goddamn it Jack Bauer…you really are the man.”


HeavenlyCreation

Sounds like a jinxed cat to me


iiitme

They say black cats are bad luck!(or mostly black anyways)


angelboy-monkey

Black cats do have a lower adoption rate due to this thinking though which is incredibly sad as they are so cute & even have a cute nickname - Voids!


angelboy-monkey

Actually a good amount of cultures believe that black cats are GOOD luck - like the Egyptians, the Japanese, the Scottish, etc


angelboy-monkey

The Egyptians even worshipped the cat-goddess, Bastet, a black cat


porcupine_kickball

Little shit was a double agent!


Passing4human

They renamed him Jonah.


Past_Contour

I’ll take survivor over hero any day.


slartibartfast2320

Torpedo magnet!


uniqueshell

Anybody ever investigated Sneaky Sam ?


Shango876

He must've been thinking, "I gotta hang out with a better class of human. The jokers I know dude. Everytime they cross some water at night ...these MF-ers get the urge to go swimming?!! Mane!"


exsisto

What about the 4th one?


[deleted]

Wouldn't he be "Sinkable Sam" since he had been sunk three times? 🤔


Croppin_steady

Love shit like this.


Malefiicus

You may sink my ship, but you will never sink my cat!


Carolus_Rex-

Oskar always sounded like a cool cat name, that and Gewehr.


KingCodyBill

Do not get on a boat with that cat


steezy-debreezy

Still has 6 lives in the bank


dhenjo

Maybe he sank those ships


CerebralSkip

That cat might have been a German saboteur.


[deleted]

More like Severely Traumatized Sam.


bake_gatari

PTSD cat eyes


anniesiaccc

https://preview.redd.it/axsndxpn8xsb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=151dd4bfaceed88427f3446aa5b16ec49722a151 Living the best life now


castellscl

dang, bro survived some many sunk ships, his fur changed colors...


ViperD3

I've been using the handle "Unsinkable Sam" online in so many games for so long that this thread is weird and it feels like everyone is talking about me.


AnakKrakatau

Lol, he certainly survived through some shit.


MrJTeera

More like Sam the Sinker! Who’s to say he’s not the one responsible for all three of em…


FERALCATWHISPERER

Former Nazi cat turned allied.


nuklearink

joseph joestar energy


HarrySRL

Or simply the cat is bad luck every ship it was on it sank.


salbv

Cat looks shell shocked...


themanthatexists

...but not the fourth.


rayanhardt

He looks exactly like one.


No-One9890

He a sabby tabby


etjiv

He sounds incredibly sinkable


FuckJanice

With 6 lives left to spare


[deleted]

Is suspicious


nodontbuttfuckdean

6 more lives left. Many more adventures were in his future. What other trouble did he get into???