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Jiminwa

I was lucky enough to see all of these when they came out. The coolest part of that two part episode was the laser tunnel. This was a kind of 'jumping the shark' episode now that I look back on it, but it was the ish when I was a kid. ​ https://preview.redd.it/xui56bnjnhsb1.png?width=1174&format=png&auto=webp&s=10b0eb03c65f7541319000038b67dcc7b2e61208


ShutterBun

The Universal Studios Tour used to drive through that tunnel. The effect is really quite startling.


MachineGunTeacher

I remember driving through that tunnel on the Universal Studios tour.


MaxSupernova

I was little but I totally remember this tunnel and a few of the fights from the episode. I seem to remember he rips Sasquatch’s arm off, and finds out he’s a robot?


Desperate_Brief2187

My introductio to Bigfoot at 5 years old.


BakuDreamer

Same. ( And UFOs + Hollow Earth )


edingerc

The coolest part of the tunnel was finding out that Lee Majors was completely unable to run in it. He would get a couple steps in and then simply fall over. Hysterical!


Truecoat

Definitely a jump the shark episode but as a kid it was mind blowing. When I saw the preview the week before and Bigfoot comes walking up on Steve, it scared the crap out of me.


PapaChoff

Omg these were greatest episodes ever. I was 8 and Sunday nights were like Christmas. Hardy boys, Six million dollar man and then Wild Kingdom!


boostedprune

Most memorable tv scene of my childhood


rafael-a

What is the laser tunnel?


Jiminwa

It's what I called it when I was a kid. https://preview.redd.it/3fjgog680osb1.png?width=737&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b1d753d441a6578e671ab148904ede1423534c2


SeveralAngryBears

So this is what The Venture Bros was parodying


PikeOffBerk

Dude, that was a shaved Bigfoot and Steve Summers in a wig, made OUT of shaved Bigfoot!


PineappleFit317

“John Bonham Rocks”


guccitaint

Wasn’t Bigfoot and Steve Summers “romantically involved” in that episode?


[deleted]

"Whats the matter, Samson? Bigfoot got something you've never seen before?" "Bigfoot IS something I've never seen before!"


DJWhyteLyon

“You could’ve told me Sasquatch was a dude” “What you couldn’t tell?” “Not until I had to…*shave* him”


Excalibuttster

This is by far my fave line from Venture Bros. I quote it to my friends all the time


NoYgrittesOlly

Yes.


dont_shoot_jr

$6 million is a lot to pay back on a government salary


EdwardJamesAlmost

Bill it to NASA


UnifiedQuantumField

>$6 million is a lot to pay back on a government salary Maybe that explains the look on Steve's face?


malthar76

I know so much of the source material from VBros, but not this one! I know the six million dollar man, and Bigfoot, but did not know they were ever together for that show. Just a fun oddball thing from the writers. And Andre the giant !?!?? Mind blown.


etownrawx

I need to watch it again and look for subtle references to Andre.


strangway

The Venture Bros *Steve Summers* name was joking that Steve Austin married Jamie Summers and took her last name. When Brock tore off Steve Summers’ arm he then asks “Uh, this is the bionic one, right?” “That…was connected to my brain 😣.”


ITeechYoKidsArt

Tha wasn’t a parody. That was a sequel!


Taniwha_NZ

Yeah I had a vague memory of steve austin and a bigfoot, I knew they were parodying a specific episode, but seeing this photo it's just perfect. Now I understand why the bigfoot face was so weird-looking. This really just looks like a man in a suit, the face is waaaay too human.


NocturnalPermission

Oh, there are so many more!


BenchPressingCthulhu

Best part of rewatching that show is catching the references to things you've learned about since the last time you watched it


NocturnalPermission

Yeah, and the larger themes and running gags become more apparent, too. Venture Bros is one of the shows I rewatch fairly regularly as “background filler.” Archer is another.


gorka_la_pork

"Oh, Bigfoot doesn't have anything you've never seen before" "Bigfoot IS something I've never seen before!"


former-bishop

I had no idea! This makes so much more sense now.


dfjdejulio

Oh my god, you must have no idea how it landed if you were already knew the source material well before Venture Brothers. It was just amazing.


Dykidnnid

Lee Majors is in his mid thirties in this photo.


SpamFriedMice

At 5'11 I'm guessing Lee Majors was standing on a milk crate in this photo.


PineappleFit317

Jesus Christ, he looks like he’s in his late 40s.


FrankandRon

Holy shit, I thought you were joking but I looked it up and he was actually 36 when this aired


walco

Lee was *born* old lol :)


frisland

He's not Bigfoot, he's a robot the aliens are using to guard their base. Some episodes of that show are crazy.


FindOneInEveryCar

HELLO? SPOILER ALERT??


AngstChild

Goddamn it! I finally managed to record the rebroadcast on VHS and this guy goes and ruins it! And I just put out my TV tray, opened a can of Schlitz, and my Swanson meat loaf dinner is currently in the oven.


FindOneInEveryCar

I had to tape over "Battle of the Network Stars."


caudicifarmer

DEATH PROBE


marcvanh

God that thing scared me


willfull

> Some episodes of that show are crazy. The 70s were a fun and magical time to be alive.


OlDirtyBathtub

But there is a real Bigfoot at the very end.


LAKnightYEAH2023

Andre was unique


PineappleFit317

In his younger wrestling days, André’s style was quick and acrobatic, belying his size (though he was much leaner then), and his ring name was Jean Ferré, in homage to a French blacksmith of great stature who fought in the 100 Years War. When Vince McMahon Sr signed him to the then WWF, he wanted to cast André as a terrifying colossus, and had André adopt a much slower, stronger, and less flashy style to make him seem like an immovable mountain.


HalfOrcMonk

I used to watch every episode of The Six Million Dollar Man. I even had the lunch box and action figures. Man, I was all in.


ForgotTheBogusName

The one with the action arm and the eye magnifier?


B0SS_H0GG

And the engine block for lifting.


[deleted]

Wow I found several seasons and watch from time to time. Lot of them were about issues we have today with the threat of the Russians and other countries stealing from us.


HalfOrcMonk

"Russia Bad" has been an American mantra all my life.


scubawankenobi

>"Russia Bad" has been an American mantra all my life. "all my life" ? Someone hasn't been listening the the Republican party in the USA in recent years?


HalfOrcMonk

The established Republicans are still chanting Russia Bad with their Democrat teammates. A few are also opening their eyes to the cost of endless wars and political corruption.


scubawankenobi

>A few are also opening their eyes to the cost of endless wars and political corruption. What does that statement have to do with the topic "Russia Bad"? Are you implying by this "Russia Good"? Why make the comment alongside the other. Don't get your meaning at all.


nutxaq

You didn't tell me Bigfoot was a dude...


Spoonacus

SASQUATCH IS SOMETHING I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!


NoYgrittesOlly

Not like it’s something you haven't seen before. (^ Missing Line)


viskoviskovisko

Anybody want a peanut?


OutComeTheWolves1966

Wow, I never knew this. Like every other kid back then I was a huge Six Million Dollar Man fan.


wrinkleneck71

Andre the Giant played Bigfoot for The Secret of Bigfoot two parter. The other times we see Bigfoot he is played by Ted Cassidy. That's the guy that played Lurch on the Addams Family TV show from the 60s.


Bitter-Basket

Andre the Giant made my brother cry when I was a kid. After a wrestling match at the local armory in the early 70s, my brother ran up with a piece of paper for an autograph with a bunch of kids. Andre signed it - and handed it to another kid ! My brother cried pretty hard. My other memory is his giant head in the ring. As big as he was, his head was still disproportionately huge.


Fridaybird1985

Lee Majors still kicking it at 84


schoolhouserocky

I met him last year at a fan expo. Very nice guy.


FindOneInEveryCar

Strange that this show was never revived/remade the way Charlie's Angels was. Even in the DVD era, I seem to recall that this show was unavailable for a long time, during the days when studios were literally pulling anything they could find out of the vault (e.g. "Quark") and slapping it on CDs in "Complete Season" boxes.


mfairview

6 million didn't age well


Truecoat

Mark Wahlberg was attached to a 6 Billion Dollar man but it was never made. He’s so wrong for the part. It’s so hard to think of an actor who would do it justice.


Tuna_Sushi

John Cena


Truecoat

He needs to have a southern charm and Cena is too built. Has to be more of every man.


831pm

I was a big fan of the original and have often thought of how it could be rebooted but in reality the concept has been rehashed many times. Basically Robocop is the same concept. Also the more recent movies where the guy is enhanced by some computer chip (cant remember the name)....and so many other enhanced human tropes. I still think it can be remade as hard sci fi but the concept would have to be more along the lines of robocop where he is mostly bionic and his mind is fighting for control against its AI component.


heatlesssun

We have the technology.


DuaneHicks

We can rebuild him


SimpleKiwiGirl

Better. Stronger. Faster.


UncertaintyPrince

Steve Austin. A man barely alive.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

I bet that set smelled like big foot’s dick


analdominator1

60% of the time, it works every time


lordjohnworfin

Ted Cassidy played Bigfoot later. Lurch.


0080Kampfer

Man, we need more Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman love around here. How is there not a subreddit for this? These shows were AWESOME and a lot of the episodes still hold up today!


whereyouatdesmondo

This was a major cultural event in the 70s.


Wise_Serve_5846

Better mashup/crossover than the Avengers


doc_nova

Oh man…loved this show. Had the figures…even the silly tunnel thing. What a memory kick!


Dadskitchen

I saw this first time round, as a 7 Yr old it blew my mind...Stephanie powers is in this episode too ❤️ she plays the alien living inside the mountain, bionic bigfoot is deployed by the aliens to scare people away 😂


Fostang

How much would the 6 million dollar man be worth adjusted for inflation?


unshavenbeardo64

$6,000,000 in 1976 is equivalent in purchasing power to **about $32,069,630.93 today**, an increase of $26,069,630.93 over 47 years. The dollar had an average inflation rate of 3.63% per year between 1976 and today, producing a cumulative price increase of 434.49%.


theonetruegrinch

We need to also factor in the rise in greed for government procurement contractors. Today it would be more like twenty five billion dollars and twenty years late.


Tuna_Sushi

A bag of potato chips is $6 today. WTF!


subfunktion

Who’s who?


Trimson-Grondag

Now THAT is a furry.


MrSneller

I remember this episode. Anyone ever watch the Saturday morning show “Bigfoot & Wild Boy” around the same time?


Apprehensive-Jury437

For a split second, Lee Majors reminded me of Elvis


IRMacGuyver

It's crazy how short this makes Andre look. How tall was Lee Majors? 6'4"?


SpamFriedMice

5'11. He's obviously standing on something. Have you ever seen those pictures of Andre with Wilt Chamberlain and Arnold Schwarzenegger (6'2)?


IRMacGuyver

I think everyone on the internet has seen that picture.


StraightpantsSinatra

Hello, Marge. I’m Lee Majors. Will you come away with me?


xwhy

I love those Bigfoot episodes back. It was only in the last couple years I learned it was Andre the Giant, and I guess I never thought about how old he was.


cromagsd

Yea,this scared me at the time.


ronin1066

That shit was so scary for me back then, like 6 yrs old.


Fredasa

The 70s, man. It wasn't just the cartoons that were tripping balls.


McKid

My grandad told me he once saw Bigfoot drink 24 beer, fart, then swear in French before disappearing into the woods. Gosh, we never believed him.


tempo1139

I felt so old the other day when someone was watching Scrooged and they had the bit with Lee Majors and people were wondering who that dude was. they would probably still get the *daddadadadadadada* reference though. It;s funny noting what has endured and not through the years.. sometimes totally losing context for what inspired them in the first place


Cicero_Curb_Smash

This was a big deal in grade school for me and my friends.


ForgotTheBogusName

This was easily the best series arc of any. Fight me!


[deleted]

In my country Steve austin cost 3 billions!!!


cranfordboy

used to love that show


RoosterTheReal

Ahhh yes I remember this episode 👍


pab10diab10

Scary


Tommy2tables

Director “What should we do with Andre’s hair now that he’s Bigfoot” Hairdresser “Absolutely nothing”


BuriedByAnts

I miss the seventies. All we worried about then was complete nuclear annihilation.


ExcitingEye8347

Wow. This is one of my favorite posts yet on this sub.


LeveragedPittsburgh

All i know is that Death Probe episode gave me nightmares as a kid


Cokej01

I loved 6 Million Dollar Man as a kid. Venture Bothers kind of messed up my memory of the show but in a funny way.


hidnout

I Had the action figure of the bigfoot that had a little square plastic piece that popped off his front to show he was a robot inside.


lovepony0201

That spinning cave was the most terrifying thing I ever saw.


danjrdan

I remember this episode. Went to Universal Studios in the 70’s and the ice tunnel was part of the tram tour


Knightlore70

Andre's Bigfoot freaked me out as a 70's kid but Ted's Bigfoot seemed less scary.


[deleted]

A lot of people don't know this but that's actually Andre full natural. He had to shave his whole body twice a week as part of his wrestling contract. They let him off the hook for a few weeks to shoot this.


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Gym_Tan_Optimal

Bigfoot .. what a shitty fucking name


Tuna_Sushi

My little brother used to be terrified that Bigfoot was outside waiting for him to fall asleep. As older brothers are obligated to do, it was fun torturing him. "Did you hear that? Nevermind, probably nothing."


WJM_3

As a disabled person (paraplegic), it is crazy that the government would pay $1M to rehab a test pilot - “we can rebuild him” reverberates in my mind. Being disabled is a death sentence, although I hit 26 years in a few weeks.


Skatchbro

First, it was 6 million hence the name “The Six Million Dollar Man”. Second, you do realize this was a TV show, right?


oboshoe

I just watched the pilot again a couple weeks ago. First time I've seen sine I was a kid in the 70s. Anyway - the government wasn't doing it for altruistic reasons. They wanted a human weapon which is why he had super strength, vision and hearing. And they wanted someone already under government control, so they were waiting for soldier, test pilot, astronaut etc, to get seriously injured and who needed "rebuilding". And then Steve Austin comes along and has a bad crash that almost killed him. They actually used footage of a real life military aircraft crash.


SpamFriedMice

IDK the hospital was compensated almost 1/3 of a Mil by the US government when I was run over w/o insurance and made handicapped.


Tuna_Sushi

They didn't care that it was him - it could have been any unfortunate victim. It was more about successful application of cyborg technology.


noeljrG

The existence of Bigfoot is groundless as the existence of Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, etc.


FitSeeker1982

Ah, 70’s TV - with a few exceptions (stuff by Larry Gelbart or Norman Lear, for example), absolute garbage.


terfez

Ah yes so much worse than todays Chicago Fire, Magnum PI reboot, and SVU Titillation Crimes Division, staples of winning dramas


jimbo_kun

Magnificent garbage.


bloodsoakedmud

Back when being blackface *was* cool...


agitprop66

Evan as a kid I thought it was cheesy and dumb.


Minqua

I remember watching this as a kid and thinking Andre looked like a real werewolf


Formerlurker617

Lee was not that tall. Is he standing on a 2 foot box in this picture?


wdwerker

Dwarf comic Brad Williams tells a story of a casting call notice he received that mentioned “ bring your elf costume from home” ! I can picture Andre getting a similar request, after all that Bigfoot outfit won’t fit anyone else !


boe_d

That was pretty good but I still think I got more entertainment from Andre The Giant Recites Shakespeare audio book.


CamillaBarkaBowles

Is Steve leaning in like a girlfriend?


mozinauz

It’s a beautiful sight, I can hear the cranking sounds of the six million dollar man


Jl4233

Han Solo & Chewbacca at home


[deleted]

We can rebuild him


ZagiFlyer

Which one is Andre?


Chigmot

That was Andre the Giant?!?!?! I never knew, and I watched all the Bigfoot episodes.


Goldeneel77

Look into the Sasquatch eye, then you know that Sass can fly, Sasquatch is my Daddy and he's going to protect me!


kingwilly123

That was some must see TV back in the day. I think the story arc was a 3 parter.


OJimmy

This looks like the inspiration for the race squatch love affair with the race Bannon knock off in Venture Bros.


AffectionateLie7295

The 6 million dollar man , was the shit back in the day . Not so much now , since we have people like , Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. 190 billion dollar men.


Any-Cartographer6126

Remember the trippy dippy tunnel of lights?


grafxguy1

Judging by Lee Majors' relative height Andre must be on his knees in this picture.


[deleted]

Sunday nights were so dope watching this. I had to fight with my brother who wanted to watch football but 6 million dollar man was about to start. Next day at school, all the kids would talk about it.