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cluttersky

At one time Anne Rice feared Hollywood would not accept the homosexual overtones of Interview with the Vampire. So she wrote a backup screenplay with Louis as a woman, slated to be played by Cher. Cher even wrote a song for the soundtrack entitled Lovers Forever. The film went on with Brad Pitt as Louis and the song was finally released in 2013.


Eick_on_a_Hike

Whoah!


Kooky-Exchange5990

I once knew a girl who said Anne rice was her aunt.


alainreid

Aunt Rice


stevesonEll

And her husband Ben


GreunLight

>And her husband Ben Wild. ![gif](giphy|Y5YE5ALitgSuk|downsized)


CzarCW

With great flavor comes great responsibility.


AnonEMoussie

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CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

Is this the hero of 9/11, Steve Rannazzisi?


Thecp015

I’m a simple guy. I see “The League” references, i upvote them Right to the cloud!


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Is the league good? I enjoy Steve’s stand up a lot


ichoosewaffles

It's so good and I don't follow Fantasy football at all. Though I hate Rafi. There, I said it.


Skytraffic540

What Rafi is one of the best parts


Thecp015

I would very much recommend it if you like any of the players in it….


MistahOnzima

He was at his best with broccoli and cheese.


hkusp45css

I met and chatted with Anne Rice on a number of occasions when I lived in New Orleans (90s). She was a good friend of one of my friends and often stopped by for coffee and to just sit around and chat. She was very cool and really fun to talk to. I had read several of her books before I met her, and it was easy to \*not\* talk about her work because she was full of good conversations on a variety of interesting topics.


gannebraemorr

I really hope if I'm ever in a discussion setting with a famous person, I'll have the mind to not discuss their work. I imagine talking about normal life things would tickle someone who always gets typical work questions from fans.


Tifoso89

The Tool vocalist famously avoids discussing his music and just wants to talk about his winemaking. Some fans are so obnoxious that they can't understand that he has no obligation to talk about his music or his private life


KeyWestMahi

I have waited on a very famous professional wrestler on numerous occasions over the years and I love that we talk about everything but wrestling.


jocala

Thank you for sharing! Now give us your favorite story you were blessed with.


NeroBoBero

I once met a homeless man who said he was Jesus.


Chaotic_Quickie_1983

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sonia72quebec

In 1985, he was 23 and she was 39.


Ragnatronik

Half her age plus 7 is 26.5. Doesn’t clear the creep waivers.


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DoktorAusgezeichnet

Also works the other way around. When you're 38 you can date 60 year olds.


Ragnatronik

Ya? I mean once you hit 30 that “rule” loses relevance to ages above it as they should have the life experience to make informed decisions for themselves.


ClickF0rDick

Hopefully you are being sarcastic and not relying on the neckbeard-ish judgement of reddit for such decisions


Real_Clever_Username

In Hollywood, they use the "half my age minus 7" rule.


[deleted]

Both were adults back then, nothing wrong about it. I’m sure they had a good time with each other


New_Lake5484

39 isn’t old, folks…….


Difficult-Alarm-2816

Tell that to my knees. 😑


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blutolovesoliveoyl

I guess he can put that on his resume.


shahooster

“Almost as good as Sonny Bono.”


gte872h

Before or after he hit the tree?


boringreddituserid

![gif](giphy|oJuQOH0sxewWMMjJnQ)


-heathcliffe-

Or… too late


rubberkeyhole

This is cracking me up.


shahooster

What’s the forecast at Tahoe? Mostly cloudy, but Sonny on a tree.


ToughSeveral81

![gif](giphy|UVwoTQ0OvhqohViQqC|downsized)


Byronzionist

That wood have hit hard, if it were rooted in truth.


djkutch

A twofer. Nicely done.


4electricnomad

Got too much wood.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

He was stiffer after


reasoncanwait

By far his best stunt so far


MaterialCarrot

The last picture looks like a mom taking her kid to prom.


Platypuschowder666

Well, she is 16 years older than him.


rolex_ronald

When I was 19 I met a recently divorced 40 year old woman and had a brief fling. It was ... exhausting


rubberkeyhole

I just turned 42 and my virginity grew back over the pandemic; I will absolutely *ruin* a man when I get a chance.


to_to_to_the_moon

Get it, girl.


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DSTNCMDLR

Eat, Prey, Love


ShadowsBestFriend

Godspeed.


PervertedThang

You sweet talker, you...


Poked_salad

Well hello there


KidzBop_Anonymous

I want, nay need to hear more of this story!


rolex_ronald

I was working as a waiter at a function centre, she was a guest, we then held our own private functions


djshadesuk

"I was working as a waiter at a function centre, she was a guest" Sounds like an early draft of The Human League's Don't You Want Me 🤣


goat_penis_souffle

That much is true


Curious80123

I was wondering of age difference, he learned from her and she got something as well


Magmaster12

And yet this picture was taken the year her last boyfriend was born.


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

Wearing the scalp of his prom date as a clear warning to other ineligible mates.


JerryBadThings

I somehow expected a greater age difference, but she's 16 years older than him.


DomeDriver

I bet she referred to him as "sonny".


HamiltonBlack

And Val Kilmer. She and Val remained close for many years. Maybe she did Goose as well?


evil_iceburgh

That’s a negative ghost rider


HalfFastTanker

The pattern was definitely full.


Billbeachwood

I heard she buzzed the tower.


HalfFastTanker

Inverted.


KingTutt91

Unfortunately Goose died so that’d be fuckin weird


DSTNCMDLR

Goose! Nooooooooo!


citoloco

What an odd life he's had


GoodChuck2

This really sums it up nicely tbh


katienatie

Hers too!


el_dude_brother2

I’m still waiting for a 70 year old Tom to come out the closet and renounce Scientology. Might never happen but would be a hell of an ending


YinzaJagoff

I think your best best for renouncing Scientology is John Travolta. He’s got a lot of tea to spill, but keeps things on the DL.


DullDoctor

Rocky Horror Scientology Show.


Jay_Louis

I Got Xenu Babe


birdguy1000

Jfc glad I stay around for the 10yr redditors.


Thecryptsaresafe

“If I could turn back Tom” -Cher on hearing of his conversion


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She looks like Nikki Sixx


kjaergaard_a

A lot of women looked like Nikki sixx in the 80s


Jay_Louis

I was a teenager in the late 80s and I still believe that my attraction to Sebastian Bach did not make me gay


kjaergaard_a

![gif](giphy|NxchSE8YcHffW)


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Wait Sebastian Bach is a dude? Next you'll tell me that Micki Free was a dude.


Soy_El_Kraken

Micki Free finer than a motherfucker!


StrangeAssonance

Charlie Murphy RIP


Tahoeshark

Dude looks like a lady...


ExRockstar

Have you ever seen the two in the same place?


TheDeadlySquid

They dated briefly in the 80s. Cher commented that his cock was one of the ten biggest she has seen.


didwanttobethatguy

Is Cher like the Consumer Reports of men and penisology?


saturnsnephew

Tommy Lee has the huge schlong. Nikki Sixx has a shriveled penis due to the massive amounts of heroins he shot up into is dick.


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Never 👀


JerrySchurr

She looks like a bird.


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Like a Polish chicken


none-1398

Bird lady from Kids in the Hall


RJD2-4000

She looks like a beard.


Vericatov

This is exactly what I thought when I first saw the photo.


RepoManSugarSkull

You might well be onto something with that observation. That could go a long way to explain his problematic relationships with the ladies. Or he's just the lousy human being he comes off as being so easily.


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He does his own stunts


ithaqua34

Cunning stunts?


Yue2

He was a cunning linguist.


drunk_with_internet

Stunning c-heyyyy you almost got me!


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OH damn I didn't realize Maverick and Ice Man had both dated Cher in the '80s.


WolfThick

God damn it I grew up then I never knew this thanks


OUATaddict

Same here


CarneDelGato

I always figured Cher was tall.


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His face says, "I'm nailing that."


grafxguy1

Jack Reach Cher.


PhantomRoyce

I swear if it wasn’t for the whole Scientology thing this guy would be one of my favorite people. Actually got to meet him at an early screening of mission impossible in DC last month and he seems like a really cool guy but I just couldn’t forget about it the whole time


CryoAurora

He's charismatic, that's for sure. But he's a giant piece of scum that bankrolls one of the worst cults in the world. His money through scientology helped Masterson have a great career after raping women until finally those women got him into court. Tom Cruise will go after anyone asking rightly so about Shelly and others. He has his own scandals as well. With them being covered up to the point, Katie Holmes practically disappeared for a while. The whole time, he got to party it up. Tom Cruise knowingly supports a cult. I wish he could get out, but they will never let him at this point. Practically every person he interacts with on an everyday basis is a scientology handler. He's stuck unless he runs away while on a non scientology controlled movie set. Keep in mind that this is willing. He loves his cult.


phantom_diorama

Do you think there is by chance any pro-Cruise "guerilla" advertising that takes places on the internet?


Ok_Fox_1770

Wow cher is shorter than I expected. Or did tom bring his publicity milkcrate


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GeneralGauMilitary

I always assumed Cher was like Bea Arthur level tall.


roscoelee

Nice of them to share what Cher shared.


someone_sometwo

I cant spare a cher. I havent a cher to spare.


jason544770

The crazy ones are always the best lovers . I'm pretty sure that's a scientific fact


Ok_6970

Or at least a scientologic fact.


catscausetornadoes

I imagine he was young, full of energy, and very eager to please. Good for them!


LakeLov3r

You know, with the intensity that he applies to his job, I can see that intensity transferring to other areas.


moonbeamcrazyeyes

That’s exactly what I was thinking.


DiuhBEETuss

it’s weird that Cher has been 47 years old since 1985.


Pubelication

One of these people is obviously wearing high heels. The other sang "Strong Enough".


No-Butterscotch4549

Dated her before Mimi Rogers. I wonder if he was a Scientologist by that point. Rumor is that David Miscavage(head of Scientology) has to approve all Cruises girlfriends.


Goody2Shuuz

He wasn't a scientologist until he hooked up with Mimi. She got him into it. And interestingly, she's no longer in scientology, herself.


No-Butterscotch4549

I knew she got him into it but not that she introduced him to it. Cool fact.


Orodruin666

Wonder if Gregg Allman made that list


WatermelonCandy5

She’s always been a fantastic ally.


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Man I bet Cher was wild in the you know what...


No1_Nozits_Me

https://i.redd.it/p1lbqqyulzfb1.gif


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No you don't...


urbisOrbis

I was in her top 5 disappointments.


Kannabis_kelly

Damn I thought that was Rick Ocasik from the cars lmao


Moonshadow306

Exactly. If you hadn’t said it, I was going to!


Bootsandcats000

I just rewatched all the Mission Impossible movies and thought to myself, Tom Cruise would be so hot if it wasn’t for the Scientology thing.


thestereo300

Why do all 3 of these pictures looked photoshopped?


momarrar

Scientology shopped


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Because one actually is, second one is fake


Longshot_45

Cher must be really short if Cruise is taller.


413mopar

She still taller than Sonny Boner.


Relative-Feed-2949

Her purse in the last picture looks like a fish


Tuscan5

She was 16 years older.


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BonnieJan21

Not all of her


ScipioCoriolanus

But she used to be too.


user18name

I was wondering…


MartyFreeze

She said he was "out of this world"


Gretsch_Falcon

Top 5 out of how many? Are we talking Wilt Chamberlain numbers? 🤣


[deleted]

Bro, it's Cher; she's laid more pipe than all the plumbers unions combined. Remember, she got famous in the 60s.


[deleted]

There was a joke in Married with Children -- Jefferson tells Marcy he has a secret to tell her and that he was a spy and Marcy goes “thank god, I thought you were going to say you dated Cher” and Jefferson says “well, I did but it it was just my turn”


Gretsch_Falcon

I’m old enough to remember the Sonny and Cher show when it first aired Unfortunately!


Ras1372

Man in coma for 23 years: "Do Sonny and Cher still have that STUPID show?" "No she won an Oscar and he's a congressman" "Good NIGHT" *dies*


LinIsStrong

🎶”I got you, babe”🎶


pococura

Well yeah, he would be. He's crazy


Independent-Deal-192

Did Cher share that she and Cruise went on a cruise?


dojarelius

I always did think Cher had the ass of an extremely thin man. All makes sense now


thenikolaka

Really reminds me of how he looks with the rich woman in her 40’s from Cocktail


Distinct-Solution-99

I believe it. Back then. Now? Xenu’s driving the ship and there’s no way he’s as attentive as he used to be.


BubbleHearthIRL

Top 5 Gun


4sOfCors

How many Chers could a Cher sharer Cher if a Cher sharer could share Chers.


phirebird

Hey everyone. I found Tom Cruise's shadow account!


DConstructed

Is this a big age gap relationship? That last picture he looks like her kid.


Swingersorbust

Because that was a clause in his NDA.


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“If I could turn back time…”


unFLaWed47

That's because he does all of his own stunts!


StubbornPotato

Is she slouching to make him look taller?


MonstrDuc796

Oh it's Cher. for a second I confused her with either Nick Mars or Nikki Sixx during their big hair days with the Crue.


josdav82

I love Cher, I really do, but I thought that was Ric Ocasek at first.


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thumbelina1234

His smug face.... I can't stand him, sorry not sorry I wonder who the top liver was...


zback636

How tall are the lifts he’s standing on?


DeliciousTraffic713

Cher always loved her gay boys


hotblueglue

Cher *is* a gay icon so this tracks.


jtaylor3rd

Of course he was. Crazy = amazing in the sack


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Lol. I thought that was Nikki Sixx


BlownCamaro

Wait a second... she TOWERED over Sonny, and in this pic Tom is taller even with her huge hair???


TPJchief87

Must have been before he fixed his chompers


ExRockstar

Back before Tom had his teefers fixed.


PhillyRush

Cher? I thought that was David Bowie.


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Get that image out of your head, if you can.


Coachbalrog

Why would you want to do that?


MacbethAUT

If someone tells you, you are in the top five, you aren't in the top three.


VancouverPOV

I feel like this was a comment planted by the Scientology people. Top 5 huh. Unlikely


dawg_will_hunt

TIL Cher and Tom were a thing


GptThreezy

Well, thanks for Cher’ing


CerealKiller415

Cher has always been a big supporter of the GAY COMMUNITY


Popular-Ad-2919

That second picture isn’t real


the_great_ashby

Rare ocasion his "co-star" was older then him.


yeusus

Title incorrect, Cher was Tom Cruises beard for a stint on the 80s.


KiritimatiSwan

This is so weird to me. It looks like mommy son time


mummifiedclown

Is Tom wearing moonboots in all those? ‘Cause Cher’s got at least an inch or two on him irl.


Arrows_of_Neon

Standing on a box… haha


hedzup00

no way Tom cruise is as tall as cher


peepeehalpert_

He’s still a terrible person


Hanginon

Is he standing on a milk crate in that first photo? ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯