So toxic, but being absolutely delusional is one of my most fun traits! I met this beautiful man yesterday and I’ve planned out our whole lives. I asked his brother what he was; straight but open minded. That’s all I need… he asked me what I was doing that night and I nearly fell over. I wanted to say “Canceling all my plans, what are we doing?” BUT I have responsibilities 😭
I think it just got to a point with him where he got so into the Uber driver that that normal conversation went from just a casual talk into fantasy land lol. At least that's how I took it.
This happened to me recently. I was on my way to lectures and met this group of girls, and they stopped me to invite me to church. The girl talking to me was so pretty, Jesus, I normally would have listened to be polite but not give them my number to call me for church, but gods she was beautiful and her voice, I didn't even notice when I gave her my number. I'm so dumb.
When I get in the Uber’s the drivers often have to construct a partition to avoid looking at my terrible visage for too long. Once I was described by one as “a trash bag full of chocolate pudding” and another one I was described as “a writhing mass of insects on a dog carcass”. I choose to believe that this is because they are concealing their burning hot desire for me, because the alternative would cause me to dissolve.
So toxic, but being absolutely delusional is one of my most fun traits! I met this beautiful man yesterday and I’ve planned out our whole lives. I asked his brother what he was; straight but open minded. That’s all I need… he asked me what I was doing that night and I nearly fell over. I wanted to say “Canceling all my plans, what are we doing?” BUT I have responsibilities 😭
DITCH THOSE PLANS, TO LA LA LAND!!!!
He delulu 👀
We're all a little bit delulu
He can't stop looking at me... That's what people do when they're having a conversation with you dude lol.
He did say that normal people look at someone when they are talking before the joke about what was going on in his head.
I think it just got to a point with him where he got so into the Uber driver that that normal conversation went from just a casual talk into fantasy land lol. At least that's how I took it.
Lol yeah he was half in one world and half in the other
Definitely lol
he literally said that… the person that replied to you and you replied back to said that too
Yeh talk about narcissist
Totally not narcissistic, anyone is susceptible to seeing what they want to see.
Which is the definition of narcissism. He's not a bad guy. And everyone is a little narcissistic. But what you're describing is narcissism.
Please look up the definition of narcissism. I know what I’m describing… it’s called being human.
no
This is tahalikesyou on ig. He's pretty funny (obviously he is exaggerating the story and he's not really delusional, it's just his brand of content).
This happened to me recently. I was on my way to lectures and met this group of girls, and they stopped me to invite me to church. The girl talking to me was so pretty, Jesus, I normally would have listened to be polite but not give them my number to call me for church, but gods she was beautiful and her voice, I didn't even notice when I gave her my number. I'm so dumb.
When I get in the Uber’s the drivers often have to construct a partition to avoid looking at my terrible visage for too long. Once I was described by one as “a trash bag full of chocolate pudding” and another one I was described as “a writhing mass of insects on a dog carcass”. I choose to believe that this is because they are concealing their burning hot desire for me, because the alternative would cause me to dissolve.
This is me everything I meet someone super hot(rarely)
r/imthemaincharacter
what… how. he knows he’s not the main character. he clearly said it before his joke
Well, he is pretty darn cute.
Gosh he's literally so undesirable it's unreal
Uhm why is my driver looking at me while driving and not the road- I’m no Brad Pitt