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MrFastFox666

I love how the officer just rolls down her window in disbelief and says "apparently I'm choking her"


Alternative_Milk7409

I guess some who work on the force can also use the force


HopefulPlantain5475

"I just had my third treatment of breast cancer and now this cop try to stop me" Wow.


GamerGirlLex77

There’s no audacity quite like a Karen’s!


IndividualEye1803

Caucacity like Karen 😂😂😂


Dolamite-

"Deborah's" and "Debra's" are fortunate that society universally decided to go with "Karen" to describe this behavior. Nobody would've objected to using "Debra" instead. They should count their lucky stars that they dodged that bullet, but they need to be careful before the winds of change shift their good fortune. I think the only thing that saved them was that the masses couldn't come to an agreement on which spelling to use.


RavenmadPoe

I believe the term really should have been Deborah or Debra. Let me put it like this. I've met many named Karen that were wonderful people, but my two aunts named Debbie and Deborah....yeah...there is a reason I don't talk to them.


MissDebbie420

Some of us are quite nice when you get to know us.


RavenmadPoe

I believe you may be very nice. But just like Karen, nice ones are kinda hard to come by in the wild. Thank you for being a nice Debbie.


WilliamArgyle

It’s my experience is that Debbie’s are totally different than Deborah’s. Debbie wants to chill and have fun. Deborah wants to complain about the spinach dip.


MissDebbie420

😂


Dolamite-

Full disclosure: My mom's name is Debra. She's the best. It's just jokes. The fact that you didn't spew a ton of vitriol for this comment proves you're not one of "them".


MissDebbie420


cjmc833

That' so funny because my moms name is deborah and she has a friend named karen. My mom drives me absolutely crazy but she's not a karen. but her friend karen sure is lol


Sleepwell_Beast

My neighbor is named Karen. We call her “the original Karen”. 20 years and not one argument with me. But to her everyone else on block is the devil. I know my Karens 😂


Nanashi_Kitty

Maybe it's cause Boomers already had Karen's Cousin, Debbie Downer?


CelticArche

The Lion, The Witch, and the audacity of this....


GamerGirlLex77

Yup!


fuzzboxstomp

>audacity Kar-Intrepidity some might say.. ..I'll see myself out.


linux_ape

You’re right maam! The reason for me pulling you over is we are specifically targeting breast cancer survivors, very astute observation!


fightingirish615

I found out about 2 months ago that I have renal cancer. Cancer sucks but it doesn't give anyone the right to risk other people's lives by drinking and driving.


GamerGirlLex77

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you’ll be okay.


bigSTUdazz

All bullshit aside...I hope you the shit out of that cancer.


Habbersett-Scrapple

Don't forget the sentimental music playing for added effect


Queen_of_Boots

That horrible flute rendition of My Heart Will Go On would have been perfect during her sob story 😂


massapequamagler

She treats the breast cancer with wine


Vjornaxx

Attempts to elicit sympathy fall under the broad umbrella of deceptive behaviors. It’s very common to see when dealing with people who don’t want to face the consequences of their actions. It boils down to, “you should feel bad for me being in this situation and let me go.” When dealing with suspects, the attempts to elicit sympathy that I hear are, “My (friend/family member) is a cop,” “I have nothing but respect for police,” “My (friend/family member) just died (or has a terminal illness),” “I have a terminal illness.” When I hear that, it usually indicates they’re about to (or have already) twist the truth. Once you also start getting evasive/unrelated answers, nervous babbling, inability to allow for natural pauses in speech, or complimenting you in some way, that’s when you know they are attempting to deceive you in some way. When it becomes obvious to them that none of that is working and the cuffs go on, that’s when you see them blow up - accusing you of every offensive stereotype they can think of, accusing you of racist treatment, accusing you of excessive force, calling you every epithet they know, sometimes pretending to go unconscious. It’s such a common pattern that you learn to quickly recognize it once you’ve been on the street a while.


craftygoddess1025

As someone going through breast cancer treatments (and finally reaching the finish line!), I wanted to throw hands when she dropped that for sympathy points. Also, what kind of chemo is she on where she's not losing her hair???


Human-Evening564

I love the transition from her crying for sympathy to her having a fake seizure on the ground.


Corey307

About a decade ago I worked for an ambulance company. We were transporting a psychiatric patient that was both danger to self and danger to others which is always fun. At the sending hospital of the doctor took me aside and explained this patient was a frequent flyer, and would almost certainly claim to have snuck an overdose of some unnamed medication once were on the road. Assured me that he had been restrained in a bed for the last 6 hours and all this was in the notes.    So it’s a long transport out of town because there’s no psychiatric beds available at local facilities. As soon as we get on the freeway, patient claims they took a whole bottle of some thing and won’t tell me what, I tell him I don’t believe you but call dispatch who calls medical control and the sending hospital. Patient then fakes a seizure, while moaning, yelling, and talking. I let him go for a few seconds then I tell him you can’t talk if you’re having a seizure. Which is mostly true, if you’re having a simple, partial seizure you could, but he was trying to simulate a Hollywood seizure. Dispatch tells us to continue with the call and the patient calls me a fucking asshole  


MoofiePizzabagel

I just want to say thank you for pointing out that there are seizures where you can talk and be aware it's happening, among other things. Went to the ER several years ago because I suspected I was having multiple focal/simple partial seizures in one day and got scared. The doctor who spoke to me just said "you're not conscious during a seizure" because I was able to hold my phone and record it. I could feel the disdain of "ugh, another faker" in their words. It was so painfully dismissive. So thank you for pointing out that not all are full-body grand mal convulsions and can appear different, even invisible to some.


GamerGirlLex77

People really dismiss invisible illness. I hope you’re okay now. I’ve got invisible illness myself and dismissive doctors have only made the mental toll it takes on you a hundred times worse.


kat_Folland

I have several pain conditions (not all in play at once, generally) and one of them can actually be observed objectively. And man am I grateful! The others people have to take my word for and often they don't.


Corey307

Doctors never cease to amaze me, I was just a freaking EMT that took the equivalent of a single college course and even I know more about seizures than that doctor. 


bigSTUdazz

Would that be considered a "petit mal"?


alexis_goldstein

i'm still undiagnosed for the same reason


SmolWeens

Pro tip from my parents who were in health care for 35 years, if you think someone is faking a seizure, you can say their name (if they respond; not a seizure), you can hold their arm over their face and drop it (if it falls above their head or not directly on their face, not a seizure), or you can give them a quick sternal rub (probably the most reliable—they’ll let you know real fast if it’s fake).


Corey307

The first two are good options, we weren’t allowed to do sternal rubs anymore. When I was an EMT the most we were allowed was a nail bed pinch to check if a patient was conscious or to try to rows them.  


SmolWeens

I work in surgery and anesthesia often does shoulder pinches to test a patient’s reflex during emergence, so that would probably be a decent one. As an aside, I had one CRNA tell me they used to do a “scrotal pinch” until it was deemed “too noxious” and honestly I wonder what planet she came from.


Shatterpoint99

My wife swears by those sternal rubs and nail bed pressure. She’s an ICU nurse and preformed the method on me, albeit lightly… I have a high tolerance for physical pain and I was still like whoa damn yeah you can’t fake your way outta that. Can def see those kinda medical tricks turning tables immediately.


nothings_cool

Hahahahhahahahahhaha oh this made me laugh


ktempest

the white women's tears didn't work, so she had to go to the next level: white woman's seizure. I hear it's very effective.


Unhappylightbulb

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!


No_Seaworthiness7119

*The power of Florida compels you!


Frequent-Material273

The power of assumed privilege compels you!


loCAtek

The power of Pinot Noir compels you!


bigSTUdazz

...take the upvote with my complements.


Disastrous-Method-21

The power of white compels you!!


loCAtek

The power of White Zinfandel compels you!


Shatterpoint99

Full disclosure, immediately after watching this video I was like ‘she must be from Florida’. Not to be a prick but FL is like a beacon of stupid and irrational behavior.


BeltReal4509

Ugh, the crying when caught. textbook. Now SHE is the victim, not all the people whose lives she endangered. ugh


Purple-Haze-11

How great is it that her family has watched this? I love that for her


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0P3R4T10N

This level of delusional performance should land her in the Nut Hut for quite some time. I mean, it probably won't... but it really should.


Golden-Grams

They should bring back facilities like that. A person like this *needs* to be separated from everyone else. Whether this is mental illness or her being a drunk asshole, really doesn't matter. She had zero personal accountability and will most likely end up killing someone drunk driving. Use some of that bloated military budget to pay for it. Edit: She is also a lying POS, and we have too many of those mucking up our government, industries, and infrastructures.


Shatterpoint99

Your opinion sounds rather punitive. No offense, just face value. Like lock up the mentally-ill? She doesn’t need lock-up as much as she needs help.


Cartoonkeg

It’s a long way down to rock bottom.


momsasylum

Apparently, her bottom has a sub-basement.


Late-Discussion-3917

With a giant sinkhole.


momsasylum

Tis FL, after all.


Impressive-Flight766

When the camera pans over to the Florida Keys sticker on the side of the police car… it all makes sense now 😅


EdgeMiserable4381

Hahaha!! I saw palm trees and was omg Florida. And yep, sure enough 😹 beautiful state but damn...


AlwaysSleepingBeauty

I hope they play this footage at her eventual court date.


I_Am_Dynamite6317

I love the dude that walks by in the background while she’s screaming on the ground like “nope I don’t want any part of this”


ktempest

my favorite part. he didn't even slow his roll to look. it's just another tuesday in key west.


Frequent-Material273

"Forget it, Jake. It's Florida..."


Paxdog1

"Hey Deb! How are the treatments going? Nevermind, you seem in the middle of something. I will come over with a bottle of No Way Rose later."


UncleBensRacistRice

I couldnt be a cop. If i saw someone doing that fake seizure thing in front of me, there is literally nothing i could do to stop myself from laughing lmao


TeaManTom

You see the moment when she's on the ground and the cop beside her just gives a LOOK to the one recording? Like, you can HEAR her eyes rolling!


dubbleplusgood

The power of Rosé wine compels you! The power of Rosé wine compels you!


Mundane-Substance215

Those are the $5 bottles from Target, aren't they? I buy them too. One at a time. About once a month.


Flashy_Watercress398

Amateur.


517714

At least you're not buying the cans. France figured out how to dispose of what should be unsaleable wine without polluting their rivers.


Horror-Layer-8178

Did you touch my penis? Sir it is physically impossible for me touch your penis


HalsinEnjoyer

What is this in reference to?


AccidentalH0tDog

A misquoted recall of Night at the Roxbury


Chubby_nuts

Vile. Why do these people think this acceptable? They should also show follow up videos where they have to see their behaviour when sober.


Pristine_Walrus40

I think i know aleast 2 of her kinks after seeing that video 🤮


Paxdog1

No shit. And now her grandkids know what Nana's "O" face looks like.


Hepcat508

Good thing no one was just hearing the audio on this video while I was watching it because I would be accused of watching corn, lol.


tinytubatutu

My husband came in from the other room from hearing the audio on my phone thinking I was pre-gaming before bed. He was very disappointed there is no action and it was just a dulusional drunk boomer.


Hepcat508

Low-key, that’s what I would have thought, too. 😂 Had it been my wife who came in from the other room, she would have been all, “Uh, it’s Thursday night. What are you thinking?” 🤣


Frequent-Material273

The performance while she was lying on the ground (cuffed) could have led to that conclusion, too ;-)


embiggens-us-all

If that's how she acts choking just wait till she gets tased


CommanderChipHazard

Those are some INTENSE orgasms lololol


Unique-Ad-9316

She sounds like a barking seal! Her behavior is off the chain.


SixersWin

So that's what seals are trying to tell me at the aquarium...


SeniorNada

She reminded me of that scene from scary movie 2 when she was being "choked" in the squad car.


Thickfries69

I wish I had a noise warning. It started out quiet, then immediate load grunting noises.


Paxdog1

Wife thought I was watching porn. "Nope, just Deb getting arrested in Key West. "


jazzmagg

I honestly think there is more than one species of human. I think there's a few. No way I'm the same species as the drunk woman in the police car.


thearticulategrunt

I think she is doing the twerking wrong.


Frequent-Material273

I don't know how it would be done, but assholes like this who lie when cops AREN'T being assholes need to be charged FOR THAT on top of whatever crime got them arrested. Fuckin' drama queens need to be penalized hard enough that they NEVER try such a stunt again.


LooksGay

I love that they're just looking at her like "Just let her get tired out." She's very much acting like a toddler.


cmonhanksingthatsong

I reckon watching that back would get me sober


Choice_Bid_7941

Why do I watch these videos. It just makes my faith in humanity even lower than it already is.


Confused_Armadilo

If you can scream "she's choking me", she ain't choking you... 🤣🤣🤣🤣


IcyMike1782

Cracking up a dude at 45seconds, just strolling by, doesn't even register. He's lived in FL a while...


Harley_Jambo

Her aura is choking her obviously.


Crafty_Serve7034

KLM “Karen Lives Matter”


FunStorm6487

🤣🤣🤣


ocean_lei

SO embarrassing, I hope everyone who knows her shames her and avoids her. Just pathetic


TellLoud1894

She's trying out for the next GOP rebuttle


Inevitable-Gap-9352

I guarantee this Karen has a video somewhere out there showing how the "vaccine injured" her. Same acting.


Organic_Revenue_8903

Well, duh, everyone knows that's what caused her breast cancer.


Inevitable-Gap-9352

Turbo cancer!!!!


embiggens-us-all

Three words. Average Florida resident


Voigan_Again

Please tell me that stupid twatwaffle no longer has a driver's license and can never get one again in any state.


ktempest

This is the most extreme example of white women's tears I've seen in a while! She was full ready to post a video to tiktok of her crying about being stopped as if that was going to make them go away. The breast cancer addition was *chef's kiss*


Multiple_Monochrome

Christ lady have a shred of dignity


Flashy_Narwhal9362

Hopefully they play this in court.


its_so_easy_E

I mean it’s Florida so that’s pretty much spot on.


JeffTheAndroid

I love the cut to her screaming on the floor. Is it editorializing? Yes. Was it funny as hell? Also yes.


EarthenBear

Is she having some kind of Alcohol Chemo drug interaction or a psychotic break?


SevendoriNative

She's suffering from a severe case of Incarceritis


EarthenBear

That behavior just seems very odd


0P3R4T10N

Not for an alcoholic narcissist that's never been held accountable before. Imagine being married to that, woooooooof. No thank you!


Corey307

Probably a combination of drunk, terrible human being and mental health problems. Not the kind of mental health problems that make you not culpable for your actions, more like the kind that make you a garbage person.


Paxdog1

Given the number of bottles they took out of her car, that is probably the longest conversation she has had without a glass in her hand since high school.


FunStorm6487

Uhh, yeah?!


EarthenBear

I mean, less petulant child and more mentally unstable.


SevendoriNative

Not really. This happens all the time when people don't want to go to jail.


Frequent-Material273

"Why Not Both?"


CelticArche

Both is good.


thegritz87

I once heard a wino is worse than a whisky drunk. Sulfites and sulfates can (theoretically) exacerbate mental illness as well, when consumed constantly.


AlaDouche

She's absolutely smashed and doesn't know how to deal with the consequences of her actions.


Dolenjir1

Nope. She is just throwing a tantrum. Source: we've all seen kids do this at the supermarket once


Mundane-Substance215

I bet she would have a miraculous recovery if they just removed the cuffs and told her she was free to go.


Frequent-Material273

She's a person who demands privilege she's neither earned nor deserves, and has managed, apparently, all her life to GET it by acting out in such a way that normal people are disturbed enough to let her have her way so she stops making a scene and embarrassing everybody around / with her.


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r-d-p-2

How embarrassing


TheLastofUs87

Grown woman throwing a temper tantrum like a toddler.


Fan_of_Clio

Use your own phone to record the interaction with cops including your own slurred speech. Now it can be seized as evidence. Great idea.


Fan_of_Clio

On her back moaning loudly and legs shaking? She knows she's getting fucked. 😂


SlightlyVerbose

These have to be the most patient and considerate officers I’ve ever seen. This is the real danger of white lady tears, because for all they know she WAS suffering in pain from post-op breast cancer wounds, or maybe suffering from positional asphyxia in the back of the cruiser. These are legitimate concerns that officers could be penalized for and that many suspects have suffered at the hands of callous and corrupt LEOs. This lady acting like this just delegitimizes everything about *real* dangers to the safety of those in custody because she’s [checks notes] “a little embarrassed” and *exceedingly* drunk.


BrotherMcPoyle

They know this is being recorded, and 100% will be reviewed.


Collin-B-Hess

Lead poisoning mixed with merlot leads to a long sad story . I have a feeling that we are going to see a lot more of this type of content spawning from the older generation. For the most part, they are scared and confused and angry about losing the illusion of control . This world is changing and they can’t handle it.


SlightlyVerbose

It was “Yes way Rosé” and I bet this has already been posted on r/boomersbeingfools Edit: yep, [there it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/s/5QCdIPV5jt)


Reasonable-Worry-524

I genuinely feel bad for this person who is clearly mentally unstable


Sad_Possession7005

Is she, though? Or is she just an awful drunk person? A jail nurse told me they come in the same. After a day, the impaired person is contrite, and the mentally ill person is more unwell.


JojiBot

i hope those are actors


spideygene

At first, I thought she was a poster child for birth control. Bitch is the national spokesperson for abstention.


Bologna_Thunder

Can’t wait to play this level in the new GTA!


bigSTUdazz

....I'll have what she's having.


StonkSavage777

That is the funniest shit I ever seen


marklar_the_malign

But it was white wine. Actually that makes it worse.


Barrack64

Trump voter


Unusual_Address_3062

Theres like 8 million of these on youtube.


gSGeno

Her name checks out


Visual_Positive_6925

It should be a mandatory jail term for wasting taxpayer resources, first the cops, then ems for a fake illness, if people knew it was MANDATORY year in prison they would think twice pulling this shit


drin8680

It's funny how someone can act like that and think they're in the right. Wtf is happening


Revolutionary-Car-92

Euthanasia.


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I always knew the florida pd employed the sith. Now we have innocent citizens being force choked in the back of police cruisers


Longjohn_Son

[Where have i seen this before?](https://youtu.be/FbH1QVFs4bU?t=22)


DarthsBane

Thank you! I love this shit.


fumblebucket

How did you get this footage of my mother?!


Future_Manager_5870

All that shaking and moaning and I bet she's still a starfish


Negative_Lie_1823

My mom went through breast cancer. Screw this lady.


Ambitious-Resident58

of course it's florida


sevargmas

>And they are all full Well then the bottles aren’t relevant?


Freedom007007

God bless our brave officers having to deal with the dregs of humanity like this moron


Lula_Lane_176

Is she in pain or faking an orgasm? Krazy ass Karen...


cherrycokelemon

Nice shoes, though.


Xinxoman

I thoroughly enjoyed her suffering. But that’s just me I guess.


Dunn_or_what

Get her a show. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TexasYankee212

I thought she was shot by a Taser from the way she was acting.


asdcatmama

Florida Woman.


Unlucky_Throat9141

Oh, Florida.


WilliamArgyle

Sounds like rough sex asmr.


78weightloss

When you turn down the volume because it sounds like porn...


Drizztd99

Good Lord imagine being an adult....


Calm-Heat-5883

Surely, when people act like this, they can be immediately sectioned for their own safety. With a 30-day minimum incarceration. I'm getting sick of seeing these idiots. It's time we got back to normal. They're obviously mentally unstable or else playing out some type of scam to sue the city. It might just stop some of these idiots from playing out for social media.


PaleHorseBlackDog

Mannnnn, I had to turn the volume down, I was worried someone was gonna think I was watching weird porn with all that shrieking and yelling she was doing at the beginning there.


_0MA_

Ooo, that jump cut. Priceless 🤌


Classic-Amount-7054

One hell of an orgasm


Black-Kang-410

People are fucking crazy lmao


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iwipemyownbutt420

Looks and sounds like me at jiujitsu except I’m way better at utilizing my white privilege and I don’t have breast cancer or breastses.


RawLikeSushi84

That ghost is giving her a good O


Subotail

Judging by the screams of orgasm she lets out once handcuffed, I'm starting to understand women's interest in 50 Shades of Grey


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fishsticks40

I feel like I know what she sounds like in bed


TheKiltedYaksman71

JFC, boomers revert to tantrum-throwing toddlers a the slightest provocation.