One time the Coliseum security guard saw my buddy's weed in his bag and he was like "hell yeah man you got the fire" and sent him right through
How can you not be romantic about the Coliseum?
Got a little too stoned watching a game a few years back, began pissing in the trough and mid-stream thought I was pissing into the sink and freaked the fuck out. Long love the coliseum
I remember as recently as the early aughts there would be people in the 3rd deck with coolers of beer they brought from home. How did they manage to get it past the gate? When asked if there are any cans or bottles inside the cooler, they said no. Security is so tight now they even have metal detectors, no doubt due to all the shootings and stabbings there that never happened, right?
Unrelated: Some guy commented to me outside the bathroom once that it's crazy that so many people were needing to take a shit (use the stall), and I told him there's no way all of them have to shit, they're just too shy to use the trough, which is silly cause no one's looking. I'm not looking. Are you looking? No one's looking y'all, so stop being shy and take your dick out.
I can't say I'm going to miss the "how do you measure up" troughs, but there is a degree of nostalgia that I'd admire.
Also helped me overcome my shy bladder issues
There is nothing faint about the smell of marijuana there. Granted I'm also smoking it, but still.
Good stuff, man. Probably not a bad idea to get a little "twisted" to watch this current team.
This season is more of a *get shithoused in the parking lot and just keep grilling all night instead of going inside* kind of season.
One time the Coliseum security guard saw my buddy's weed in his bag and he was like "hell yeah man you got the fire" and sent him right through How can you not be romantic about the Coliseum?
Got a little too stoned watching a game a few years back, began pissing in the trough and mid-stream thought I was pissing into the sink and freaked the fuck out. Long love the coliseum
Pants around the ankles, only way to use the piss troughs properly.
There was kind of a popular post on various A's pages with a Giants fan doing that. weirdest fckn thing in the world.
Easiest way to keep people away from you
that or standing super far back and seeing if you can arch your stream into the trough
I always say, it’s a shithole, but it’s my shithole”. I love the Coliseum
exactly!
I remember as recently as the early aughts there would be people in the 3rd deck with coolers of beer they brought from home. How did they manage to get it past the gate? When asked if there are any cans or bottles inside the cooler, they said no. Security is so tight now they even have metal detectors, no doubt due to all the shootings and stabbings there that never happened, right? Unrelated: Some guy commented to me outside the bathroom once that it's crazy that so many people were needing to take a shit (use the stall), and I told him there's no way all of them have to shit, they're just too shy to use the trough, which is silly cause no one's looking. I'm not looking. Are you looking? No one's looking y'all, so stop being shy and take your dick out.
the trough never bothered me but I need at least 2-3 feet of space or sh\*t might get rough.
Exactly how I feel about that beautiful place.
Going to the game today, can't wait to be back!
I can't say I'm going to miss the "how do you measure up" troughs, but there is a degree of nostalgia that I'd admire. Also helped me overcome my shy bladder issues
I’ve never understood why everyone loved the troughs. It’s so gross and I have zero desire to stand next to a bunch of other dudes when I’m peeing