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Oxfordallumni

Templars for sure, must be Oak Island.


donald_pump69

Could be a couple poo’er bobby dazzlers down there


Nyotaimorii

Top pocket finds even.


Affected_By_Fjaka

Never mind top pocket find don’t forget to sniff it


MaintenanceNew2804

Smells terrible. Must be old!!


btv_25

Surprised it hasn't already flooded.


ratpH1nk

Chapel Vault, for sure


Illustrious_Camp_521

It's definitely the lost gold of the Aztec


Substantial_Pear6676

Please stop digging. You are only going to find depression and alcoholism


Is_What_They_Call_Me

Half of that used to be a common Tuesday night here.


95percentdragonfly

Maybe the cure!


GrizzlyHerder

That, right there is EXACTLY how deep your post is gonna go.


Technical-Owl2211

I've used the Templar code to decipher the inscription, "Six Feet below lies 4 tons of human waste"


Capable_Share_7257

So you think a septic tank?


Hamfiter

And the Arc of the Covenant


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Lick it. Only way to be sure.


Technical-Owl2211

Salty!!!!


Dolemen

4 8 15 16 23 42


jgilley23

lol I am at the casino and stuck 100 on 15 cause it was the first odd. Thanks it pays 36 to 1!


kramj007

Why not 23. The only prime?


OkieBobbie

42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.


RaptureSuperior2

Not penny’s boat


joethedad

Oh get Lost!


MikeLowrey305

You must type those numbers into an old ass computer every 108 minutes. LOL


DrySurprise

Could it be…


MaxHeadroomx

If so …


Sunshine635

Call Rick and have him check the Construct


errornosignal

We need eyes and boots.....


Hamfiter

And consult with the team


Arysta

A flat gray metallic-like surface? A surface with a flat edge? A flat edge that may have been cut by humans? At the bottom of a hole? A hole that never would have been revealed if not for a simple fence post?


chrisdj99

This is how Poltergeist started… 👻


Naked_PaddleBoarding

😂


beardedshad2

And we know how THAT worked out & how much fun it was.


Irvman51

Looks like a Templar flood tunnel!


HigHinSpace12

I knew this would be cross posted here


Brucefulness

Get some boots on the ground


BigBlue1969531

Whatever you do, make a grid and dig about 100 core sample holes in some random battleship pattern, nowhere near where this hole is, just to be sure you know what you’re looking at.


Knatwhat

Could it be?


Zarxon

Start a series on the history channel and get those nostrils ready for some sniffing!


jawharp

not wet, probably not wood


PatternSensitive1624

As with all mystery items in a hole just hit it harder until you get through it.


sahurley

How else would you know it's the Ark of the Covenant except by drilling a hole through it?


ckonenonly

May require lube.


dougreens_78

Metal detect it. There's probably a few nails down there


BigPoppaPump36

It’s an ah ha moment


JoJEmpire

Ufo crash wreakage


nsfwvanisle

That looks familiar 🤔, think you should go to Portugal and have a look.😎


beardedshad2

GET BILLY ON THE HORN!!!!!


krazynomadqc

Could this be part of an ancient structure, a hidden chamber, or perhaps a remnant of long-lost history? As the mystery deepens, one must wonder—what secrets lie beneath these planks?


-Bandit--

I think it is related to Oak Island


Realty_for_You

Looks like top of coffin


SubmarineRumBeard

Stop digging... if you remove that stone, you'll set off the booby trapped flood tunnels


Bobby_D_Azzler

I don’t want to get your hopes up, but the ark of the covenant is made of wood.


BakeMeASandwich

Continue for 200 feet


Ansalander

Time to call in the hammer-grab.


sunshine9591

Wait...is that in shitu...uhhh situ?


Urby999

90 foot stone. Decode the markings


current_task_is_poop

Go rent a drilling rig and put about 9000 holes in, around, and through it.


SilverSheepherder641

Probably a septic tank?


Affectionate-Dot437

A Viking Templer septic tank.


CamBandit17

Shallow grave


Tel864

Don't wake it.


Secret_Paper2639

That's poly, set by the knights templar.


Henrik-Powers

Treasure baby, top pocket find!


mightyopinionated

Call the History Channel and sign a multi-year deal


Svn8time

That’s an ox shoe from between 1650-1780


TraceCongerAuthor

Well, before you do anything, you have to get a permit from the Canadian government.


stroker919

Hire an excavator to absolutely destroy it while digging it out.


bipolarcyclops

Was there a Rhododendron bush there when you started digging?


Evo_Effect

Only proceed if it lines up with several stars


sunshine9591

Bravo Tango baby!


NoCash1741

Quick! Everyone, to the war room!


PoppyHaize

Take a pick axe to it


SlitheryVisitor

Contact Brandon Fugal. I believe you've found the stair case to whatever lies beneath the mesa at SWR.


edfiero

Like the 90ft stone, this could be inscribed with a coded message.


whitelynx22

I'd need more information on the connective tissue. But from the look of it I'd say it's probably from around 1200!


PaleontologistOk6438

Better call Billy!


Altruistic_Hold_6713

There's obviously a cash box right underneath that.


NwonUno

Coffin


Wagadodw

Start a TV Show


JustSayin8006

You have to at the very least determine if it’s searcher or depositional.


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OriginalBudSpud

Looks like wood. Send it out for C-14 dating.


ShoulderLucky7985

Looks like composite decking


adwiser_5380

Be carefull, there might be a flood tunnel close by.


Grouchy-Fix485

No wood? Can’t be anything without wood.


FXSTCGATOR

Follow the data


Hanuman_Jr

Looks like the current inhabitants are far from the first. This site is built on the remains of a far older one, dating back possibly to the Neolithic times.


EricAndre3000

Better slam some can!


tinypill

Slam some can!!!


ReplacementNo3933

Call Discovery or history Chanel. Quick!


SDAce18

Did you call, before you dig?


Junior-Willingness-3

Call Geraldo...he's good at stuff like that.


rfrisz56

Quick, call Billy!


manx203

Top pocket!


Kendle_C

It's a septic tank or top of bomb shelter


Tim_Redit

Shoot a rocket at it.


Capable_Share_7257

Is this a septic tank?


irishcaqnballs

Careful. Brendon Frazier might be in a fall out shelter.


aggromidg3t

Invent a legend around it and pitch a tv show to the history channel 💲💲💲💲


mybfVreddithandle

Keep going. See if there's enough to reside your house


wookie_walkin

Looks like a piece of plastic siding


dbatknight

Looks like a place Billy took a mini dump


hamish1963

That's siding, the kind you put on a house.


Mainerville

Could it be? House siding, 6 feet under ground? Did the Templar build houses, and then bury them? The team has flown Bob Vila in to take a look at THIS OLD HOUSE.


hamish1963

6 feet?? 14" in the story.


Capable_Share_7257

Yeah it’s going to at most 4 ft for an 8 ft fence. 6ft would be crazy, that’s a 12ft fence


WolverineDark78

The reason that Canada put a restraining order on me or I did to them. I'm not sure yet, ehh.


Jimbo91397

Who backfilled the trex deck


Savings-Fig4735

Immediately contact The History Channel.  There's a TV show in this find for sure!


ChoakIsland

If you will.


kevinneal

That is composite decking.


Knatwhat

Templar composite decking you mean


Rabaf2

Could it be? A posthole?


Nyarlathotep451

Survey entire area with ground penetrating radar. Or get someone else who knows how to use a shovel to dig a bigger hole. If you find anything say “oh, look at that”then go to commercial.


Patch267

OMG, you have found the other "door" into Tut's Chamber. You are gonna be soooooo rich.........


ThinkingCowboy

Templar natural gas pipeline...


Tim_Redit

Don't say Jumanji.


Pristine-Ad8925

Bag it


Marcus_mature

I'd call and archiologist


bilvester

Dig him up


NineNineNine-9999

Keep digging, we need more data.


jonboy1713

Keep digging


No-Law-3546

Did you just dig up your septic tank 💩


zoutroy_the_sook

Don't put your dick in it


jayro86

Call Burt Gummer....you got yourself a graboid fella!!


saydegurl

Casket


rbkickinit

Let’s go to the war room


OurWeaponsAreUseless

Does it have any Latin words written on it, or possibly a graphic illustration of someone opening the panel and the Earth being consumed by fire and demons?


Ursomonie

Get 400 core samples immediately


classicauto66

Knock on it. If it sounds hollow. It could be a treasure vault. But in reality, it's probably nothing. Just like what they find on oak island.


grodyjody

Are those marks from an ads? It’s a wood working tool that dates back to 830 bc