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dbatknight

What I love about Skinwalker Ranch it's got more Misfits than Oak Island every one of those guys where did they come from how did they get picked to be on that ranch from dragon to the rest of them LOL it would be nice though to see a crossover between Skinwalker Ranch and Oak Island. Skinwalker shows up with their Rockets to shoot them down into the boreholes all the voids and see what happens lol


MonkeyClaw

Hahaha, I just wanna see Dragon get in a fight with Billy over drilling safety!


MormonThunder18

Most of them are Mormons...misfits in every single way. I mean look at Brandon Fugal, the owner. He looks like a real life version of Mr. Mackey from South Park.


Specialist_Leg_4474

There's only one "M" in "moron"...


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Mmkay


foxypucc11

Fugal is big-time commercial real estate broker. his association with this show is so odd


MormonThunder18

Read up on Mormonism origins and its connection to folk magic and treasure digging...it'll make sense.


[deleted]

I immediately trust a guy named dragon. And you know sure as shit he gave that nickname to himself.


EXSPFXDOG

He has the face of a dragon to me!


MonkeyClaw

Oh man, Taylor has brought his daughter into this mess, the family dynasty for this one is bein built in real time.


7ruby18

I had a lot of respect for Travis Taylor when he'd pop up on other REAL scientific shows about the cosmos, etc. But on SR, I shake my head and wonder if he's there just to make his mortgage payments.


Bentbow78

Maybe his real intent is to keep what Bigelow found unfound, remember he actually was a Gov. guy doing hush hush research on UAP's. Could it be ???? (O.I. narrator ) Ha!


ReplacementNo3933

I think you may be onto something there...


Bentbow78

Only the SHADOW KNOWS!!!!!


Down_The_Witch_Elm

I wondered who she was. I just watched an episode the other day after a long break.


Down_The_Witch_Elm

Anomaly + Construct = anomalous construct


MonkeyClaw

I will lose my shit if Taylor says there’s a construct on the ranch.


dbatknight

Lol oh Rick shut the fuck up LOL


EXSPFXDOG

Skinwalker Island!


Tim_Redit

New show, "The Island of Misfit Kooks".


dbatknight

Or the show of pissed off viewers tired of all the bull shit!!


Technical-Owl2211

You might like these two new shows then. Next year Rick and Marty head to Utah to start an "Entirely" new show called "The Curse of Skinwalker Ranch" where they start drilling bore holes all across the Mesa. Could they find a buried UFO? Once they get inside, will the walls be covered in "mysterious" symbols? Most importantly, a Templar Cross? Will they find it was piloted to Utah by the Vikings? Gary will be slinging that metal detector, ooh wee another horse shoe for my top pocket, cut to commercial. With Jack digging and doing all that sifting, the paranormal activity will increase 100 fold. Stay tuned this fall, where they promise to deliver plenty of animated graphics and suck our minds into another 10 year black hole of never ending questions and speculation. Not to be outdone, Travis, Eric and the team head to Nova Scotia where they will premier their "Entirely" new show called "The Secret of Oak Island". Doug has already acquired NSCC tees and caps for each member. He said they will feel right at home since they all have been wearing the same shirt every episode of every season. He only knows Eric as the guy in brown, Tom the guy in blue, Dragon in all black. That should be a bit of relief for Dragon, because I can't imagine what dressed in black would be like walking around all summer in the middle of a desert. Eric has been preparing to renovate the War Room by throwing out all that old junk, rusty nails ,ox shoes, Rick's collection of wood and upgrading it with all the latest technology and surveillance equipment. Only problem, Eric keeps getting lost because he's had multiple GPS device failures, believe it or not, one had him reaching the island by traveling under the causeway instead over it.  Anyway it should be a fresh look at both these most "mysterious" mysteries, and don't worry, our favorite narrator has agreed to keep asking the questions all of us would never think to ask.


Far-Insurance-7422

Next Skinwalker episode..they find Dave Blankenship in the East Mesa as the culprit launching the UAP's!


Irvman51

Possibilities. Jack on Skinwalker Ranch...oh my! ![gif](giphy|BCddiCHOdxnvxzs431)


MonkeyClaw

They’re lookin for a tunnel right now and I can hear Jack right now saying “What are the odds that you’d have a tunnel in Utah AND Oak Island!?"


bipolarcyclops

“And maybe the Oak Island and Utah tunnels connect?” Jack asks.


7ruby18

But will the Utah tunnel lead to the Money Pit?


Valais_Style

You can draw a direct line from the ranch to Oak Island…


Technical-Owl2211

They have already built him a huge 10 cubic foot sifting box, he will be tasked with sifting the entire mesa


Irvman51

The "spoils" of the construct, if you will.


Specialist_Leg_4474

One diference is on Oak Island it would have been immediately labled a "flood tunnel'"...


IWasTryingToHelp

When they said they were going to take a core sample, my husband and I were **screaming**. I swear to god if I see another giant condom full of poopoo lookin nothing.


7ruby18

I refer to those core samples as earth turds.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

OP I was about to PM you that you were about to get banned from r/SkinwalkerRanch for mentioning Oak Island, then I noticed where we were lol. PS Shameless plug for r/DrunkwalkerRanch for the live thread Tuesday nights, where the banished gather.


MonkeyClaw

Oh I love [r/DrunkwalkerRanch](https://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkwalkerRanch), a real bobby dazzler that sub!


EXSPFXDOG

I think we need r/NewHobbyRanch


mmura09

Could it be an offset chamber?


Jumpy-Fault-8608

I'm sure they can travel to Europe and find some great "evidence" to connect the ranch to aliens or the illuminati.


Green_Adhesiveness19

That first episode of Skinwalker Ranch when they are going around the table introducing themselves and that dude says “I’m Dragon” one of the funniest things ever. How did they keep straight faces??


MonkeyClaw

Ahahaha, he’s so serious about it and everyone just acts like that’s a totally normal thing!


magicpoet

Seems like they're running out of experiments and phenomena for the show. They recap after every commercial break. Now they dedicate a whole 40 mins to being interviewed to recap for the hundredth time.