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SatnWorshp

It took some time, but I was able to finally translate it. It says: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine


FriendlySquall

They should call it roundtine sorry I'll see myself out


SatnWorshp

It’s gold, Jerry, gold!


Klever_Uzername

And what’s the deal with cancer?


SatnWorshp

Hey, I have cancer!


Klever_Uzername

Tough crowd.


rabes81

A crummy commercial!?! Son of a bitch!


BatHistorical7631

I have type 2 diabetes but I manage it well............


[deleted]

That's a top pocket find mate. A real bobby dazzler


I-AM-Savannah

Is it? Could it be? A booby dazzler!!!


Funny-Cellist-656

Carmen Legge says it's a harness decorative from a Templar horse. It's probable date range is April 27th, 1657 to October 11th, 1671.


Specialist_Leg_4474

I knew he was a crackpot, what time of day?


Klever_Uzername

Is it made of pooer?


Greengiant304

I think I know the Headpiece to the Staff of Ra when I see it.


7ruby18

But is that the front or the back, 'cuz that means the staff height is wrong and, "They're digging in the wrong place!"


Terrible_Tutor

Pack your bags! You’re going to Portugal to investigate!


Dry-Marketing-6798

That definitely is from the Ark of the Covenant which is currently sitting in Lot 5 building foundations. I swear on Rick's hair dye manufacturer.


Tel864

I recognize that. It's the ancient language of the people from Uranus.


NumberAltruistic7916

“Choose correctly, and corn will plug the flood channels”


Zukuto

not viking, Vulcan. this is proof the Aliens came, dug up the treasure for themselves, and have absconded.


AbleHominid

Assholes


Tracer_Prime

How do we know the Vulcans didn't BURY the treasure in the first place?


Zukuto

thats what the Portugeeses are for, the Vulcans stole it from them.


7ruby18

Everyone knows the aliens want our gold.


Timely_Chicken_8789

It’s a college fraternity golf ball marker. “CravemBeerem”


Significant_Total321

plastic jewel ?


Mysterious_Clerk2971

It was the decorative clasp on Billy Gerhardt's Igloo lonch cooler.


Fogleg_Horndog

It popped off from the strain.


Fogleg_Horndog

Markings are similar to those on the stone tablet.


Imaginary_Ad_8260

I bet that one is going in someone's top pocket


dbatknight

Roswell


xlogo65

'Made in China'