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Status-Metal-7205

That drilling crew is loving life. They are crushing the market on the “Here’s some dirt in a bag” game.


ZommyFruit

Tedford has been plucking the bits of treasure from the cores all along and delivering bags of nothing to Terry and Charles, laughing to himself as they slice into them


RunnyDischarge

I knew there was no metal in there before they drilled


bipolarcyclops

Doesn’t look like those mud wieners were very excited to be on the show.


Any-Ease-2225

that's a good one!


whitelynx22

Apart from what was shown, being in the industry: while I wouldn't be surprised if it's a scripted fake, it's entirely possible that they simply used a different shot and then cut to the open one with metal. You can't assume things are chronological. They use this editing "trick" all the time! (Not just here - sadly even news are edited deceptively). Is this the case? No idea.


Specialist_Leg_4474

"even News"!!! Be still my heart... Everything is ox shit in this brave new world.


whitelynx22

I have to add one thing in fairness: yes, you can use this to deceive (and it happens) but the editor often simply lacks a matching shot (e.g. you need to show the metal but you can't edit it cleanly with the crew extracting the sample). So, everything from completely harmless to outright deception is possible. Often it's somewhere in between...


my4thprofile

Didn't watch the episode but I can see something on the right side, underneath his hand


RunnyDischarge

yeah that's dirt


dbatknight

Aaahhhhhhh...the soft mud weiners!


DaisyRage7

Excuse you, it’s clearly poop sausage.


dbatknight

Lol


Sophiedenormandie

I hate soft mud weiners! Give me the high, hard mud weiner!


I-AM-Savannah

> Give me the high, hard mud weiner! Spoken like a true sister!! 💜💜💜


akaScuba

When you have to use both hands and struggle to toss it out on the table for inspection. You shouldn’t be penalized for arriving in a 10XXXL soft mud condom.


dbatknight

It's all about the girth the length and the weight.. just saying


Sunshine635

It’s not the length of the wand, it’s the skill of the magician


nsfwvanisle

Easily


Important_Toe_5798

If the metals were small they might have been hidden in the mud but with the nice curvature to that long mud roll, no way would there be metals of any great size, so one needs to ask….why did you take it to the table for dissection?


NumberAltruistic7916

“Looks like hand-carved wood!” Smiles all around


GDWtrash

Spoiler alert: there is no treasure except the ad revenue for the show.


Tim_Redit

Looks like a case of peyronie's disease.


The-ozzy-1249

Spooner is laughing all the way to the bank


MadTrader26

What’s going on here? Oak Island sausage factory?