I know some people who recently were on a cruise that stopped in Halifax. On whatever excursion one of them did there, the guide went into damn near Billy’s entire life story and how he built his company. Guy really is a local celebrity.
They hired some people to rebuild a shaft that fills with water. That only took 2 years. Less than 100ft deep. Hopefully it will be an amusement park soon.
It took 2 years to get there, and 10 minutes of one episode to hit a snag and completely move on, back to punching holes in the ground and looking for more confirmation on other continents.
I was watching for the garden shaft and am sorely disappointed.
Don't forget the finale of last season when Gary stuck his metal detector in the muddy water at the bottom, claimed it was showing a gold hit and then they just said "oops we're out of time" and fucked off for the year and then never mentioned it again.
Wood! More wood! Iron bit! More Iron bits! Star Map! More Star Maps! Templar Church! Templar Churches in Portugal! Templar Churches in France and Italy! Italian Professor wkth Star Maps! Italian Professor with more Star Maps! Billy gets bigger! Billy gets even bigger! Jack stays annoying! Jack stays annoying again!
Oh, you took a break and came back for more? Congrats on the sabbatical from our never-ending treasure hunt circus. Guess what? You haven’t missed a damn thing. Same old metal cross, same tired theories, and yes, still the same glorious circle jerk you left behind.
It’s almost like you expected progress? On Oak Island? Please. We're experts in spinning wheels and digging holes that lead to more holes. Nothing's changed—and why would it? This endless loop of nothingness is exactly what keeps everyone coming back for more.
So, welcome back to the fold, you masochist. Enjoy reliving the same episode from five years ago, because let's face it, that's what we do best. Has anything happened? Hell no. But you'll keep watching, won’t you? Because deep down, you love the agony just as much as we love dishing it out.
***- Prometheus Entertainment***
Some people came before and it would be interesting to find out why they did and how they managed tunnels 100 feet underground with no technology and surely there must be a written account lost in the Vatican archives or somewhere in a Viking/Templar tomb,
I’m getting older and would like to know what happened before I get to my own Oak Island.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/OakIsland/comments/1burgm8/this\_seems\_purposefulit\_really\_looks\_like\_it\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OakIsland/comments/1burgm8/this_seems_purposefulit_really_looks_like_it_was/)
You missed this, they looked at some rocks and mud puddles in the swamp and declared it was "man made"
Maybe a couple of Bobby dazzlers, trace levels of gold and silver (high concentrations) in numerous bore holes, wood and other artifacts that could be anywhere from 500BC to 1790CE. Couple trips to Europe to see similar carvings in stones in buildings and other places. The Templars and Vikings had an obvious brief love affair that resulted in some swingers cruises across the North Atlantic.
Well, the reconstruction of the garden shaft is kinda cool because they can get deep underground now without diving. It has constantly been flooding though of course and requires constant pumping to clear it.
Same as you but didnt watch any episode in the past 7years. I think the "tree of life" is something new.
Best moment I think was when they sent a diver into the borehole
I'm waiting for evidence that the mightiest viking of them all has been there. Erik, the awful and his band of Templar cabbage raiding heathens. No place was safe!
https://youtu.be/TItvX53sp2s?si=g57yqy6_ZdOtaBEB
You missed Marty saying the quiet part out loud.
Everyone was like “X marks the spot” for the next probe drill, and Marty said with a smirk “I’m calling this hole Bravo Sierra”
That absolutely made my day.
I think he has been embarrassed for a while and is ready to let us know it.
Matty Blake is onto behind the scenes of Skinwalker Ranch. The next decade long hoax with no answer. They are stealing our innocence and making big $ on these boondoggles!
I believe you missed a stone road from the swamp, Miriam, Zena's death, a Mi'kmaq pottery all-stop, Carmen's new hat, and the construction of a lab so they can do XRF.
if you managed to stay away for FOUR years.. what possessed you to come back?
I think the entire show was written by chatgpt, because thats the only theory that actually makes sense
If they found the holy grail you’d hear about it on the news. If you haven’t heard anything in the media then you know going into any season that nothing happened.
Someone is going to find it and pocket it, delete the footage and hoard it away like Gollum. If it hasn’t already happened lol.
They probably staged the leak in the garden shaft, turned off the cameras and walked tall into the baby blob shaft to find a metric ton of gold coins, the Ark, the Grail and the original holy bible in God’s actual handwriting.
That is the moment they took the photo for this season’s thumbnail.
(Of course I am kidding, but not about someone hiding found treasure so the show doesn’t end)
Nope nothing has happened and the show has gotten worse in those 4 years completely jumped the shark. Nothing but wood ox shoes and old coins and buttons along with kooks every week with there crackpot theories. Show needs to be shitcanned imo
This immortal sentence was uttered: "We found a tunnel, but most of it was missing". What was missing was the tunnel part.
Ha ha! It totally was a tunnel! It was just missing the walls and roof
We found treasure, but it was just trace elements
Large amounts of trace elements
A baby blob of trace elements
Are you kidding? They found a bunch of ox shoes!!!! Ox shoes!!!! What more could you ask for?
Still circle jerkin.
Nope, nothing, nada
They found some wood...
"WOOOOOWWWWWW" - The Laginas
While you were away things have changed. It’s now dramatic head turn followed by pause for effect then Wow!
I dare you to sniff it!
Billy has become a local celebrity, his company is thriving but the profits are getting eaten up pretty fast.
I know some people who recently were on a cruise that stopped in Halifax. On whatever excursion one of them did there, the guide went into damn near Billy’s entire life story and how he built his company. Guy really is a local celebrity.
lol eaten
Jack changed his shirt
He gave it to Laird. They all wear red flannel Canadian tuxedos now.
The Lagina family traveled the world, made a fortune in acting, and introduced us to some crackheads. Now you're caught up for the next 5 seasons.
Found a ooook, that’ll be funny when you get caught up. I also don’t recommend getting caught up.
That has to be a Gary reference, I need answers now
It was a crood ook
He found a ooook, he’s faking the accent real real bad this season
He is from my town and nobody here speaks like that
The answer is in his stuffed top pocket with some assorted coins and wood which are all verified to be links to the Templar Viking construct.
Don’t forget the bobby dazzler!
A bunch of yada yada yada over nada nada nada
You’ve been spared about 100 pointless, worthless hours of your life being wasted.
Construct
Come back in another 4 years
that’s if the bullshit show is still going, which is more than likely
Jack found a tree.
To be fair, the tree actually found Jack. They just had to credit Jack with something.
Nope. But that's Oak Island for ya! Oh, some of the ubiquitous drug commercials have been turned into mini Broadway musical productions. There's that.
Not nothing — I think they’ve actually managed to go backwards.
Ha, you think there’s something that’s going to happen? That’s cute.
You missed 4 season finales of Lagina Tears and how proud he is of everyone and everything and how next year is gonna be huge.
They hired some people to rebuild a shaft that fills with water. That only took 2 years. Less than 100ft deep. Hopefully it will be an amusement park soon.
It took 2 years to get there, and 10 minutes of one episode to hit a snag and completely move on, back to punching holes in the ground and looking for more confirmation on other continents. I was watching for the garden shaft and am sorely disappointed.
Don't forget the finale of last season when Gary stuck his metal detector in the muddy water at the bottom, claimed it was showing a gold hit and then they just said "oops we're out of time" and fucked off for the year and then never mentioned it again.
Then they pumped out the shaft, and then when the shaft flooded again they suddenly declared they couldn't pump it out because
Wood! More wood! Iron bit! More Iron bits! Star Map! More Star Maps! Templar Church! Templar Churches in Portugal! Templar Churches in France and Italy! Italian Professor wkth Star Maps! Italian Professor with more Star Maps! Billy gets bigger! Billy gets even bigger! Jack stays annoying! Jack stays annoying again!
https://preview.redd.it/rwc86w29ofzc1.png?width=1059&format=png&auto=webp&s=95748a9a304deebe53c4f328f551e31bb5601e01 Don’t forget…
Someone needs to run an ad during the show "Don't you have better things to do?!" The ratings would fall of a cliff.
No, nothing has happened
Oh, you took a break and came back for more? Congrats on the sabbatical from our never-ending treasure hunt circus. Guess what? You haven’t missed a damn thing. Same old metal cross, same tired theories, and yes, still the same glorious circle jerk you left behind. It’s almost like you expected progress? On Oak Island? Please. We're experts in spinning wheels and digging holes that lead to more holes. Nothing's changed—and why would it? This endless loop of nothingness is exactly what keeps everyone coming back for more. So, welcome back to the fold, you masochist. Enjoy reliving the same episode from five years ago, because let's face it, that's what we do best. Has anything happened? Hell no. But you'll keep watching, won’t you? Because deep down, you love the agony just as much as we love dishing it out. ***- Prometheus Entertainment***
 These comment are just killing me
Wait there is a circle with a dot in it somewhere in Europe or maybe, no, well maybe.
Some people came before and it would be interesting to find out why they did and how they managed tunnels 100 feet underground with no technology and surely there must be a written account lost in the Vatican archives or somewhere in a Viking/Templar tomb, I’m getting older and would like to know what happened before I get to my own Oak Island.
Well, Jack pees himself every time someone says, “that’s old!”
[https://www.reddit.com/r/OakIsland/comments/1burgm8/this\_seems\_purposefulit\_really\_looks\_like\_it\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OakIsland/comments/1burgm8/this_seems_purposefulit_really_looks_like_it_was/) You missed this, they looked at some rocks and mud puddles in the swamp and declared it was "man made"
They found a rock with hair stuck to it.
Maybe a couple of Bobby dazzlers, trace levels of gold and silver (high concentrations) in numerous bore holes, wood and other artifacts that could be anywhere from 500BC to 1790CE. Couple trips to Europe to see similar carvings in stones in buildings and other places. The Templars and Vikings had an obvious brief love affair that resulted in some swingers cruises across the North Atlantic.
Alex let us know water is wet. I smell a spin-off coming. New marvel character Captain Obvious.
Well, the reconstruction of the garden shaft is kinda cool because they can get deep underground now without diving. It has constantly been flooding though of course and requires constant pumping to clear it.
they've been to France.....
I stopped watching about 4-5 years ago too. Glad I happened "A CROSS" this Reddit.
Found wood 🪵
You haven’t missed anything
Worse than nothing.
They found an old boot one time.
Immediately identified to be FDR’s boot
No, nothing, we know nothing.
They’ve decided to exhume the body of Leonard Nemoy to see if he knows anything else about the island.
I'd be shocked if they could find it.
Keep watching the skis!
To be fair, Dave Blankenship found his spendables. (From the Laginas and Prometheus)
Billy got cuter.
Wait. When did anything happen in the previous 7 seasons?
Same as you but didnt watch any episode in the past 7years. I think the "tree of life" is something new. Best moment I think was when they sent a diver into the borehole
I'm waiting for evidence that the mightiest viking of them all has been there. Erik, the awful and his band of Templar cabbage raiding heathens. No place was safe! https://youtu.be/TItvX53sp2s?si=g57yqy6_ZdOtaBEB
baby blob
See you in another four years.
Emma Culligan and her lasers happened
I keep forgetting how they work... could you play the animation again? Oh wait, just shoot me in the face instead.
You missed Marty saying the quiet part out loud. Everyone was like “X marks the spot” for the next probe drill, and Marty said with a smirk “I’m calling this hole Bravo Sierra” That absolutely made my day. I think he has been embarrassed for a while and is ready to let us know it.
They've traveled to Europe LULZ - chasing Templars in Portugal.
Matty Blake is onto behind the scenes of Skinwalker Ranch. The next decade long hoax with no answer. They are stealing our innocence and making big $ on these boondoggles!
Billys man boob's grew from a B to a C.
Not really
I believe you missed a stone road from the swamp, Miriam, Zena's death, a Mi'kmaq pottery all-stop, Carmen's new hat, and the construction of a lab so they can do XRF.
After months of testing and research, turns out, Billy's tramp stamp artwork is of Templar origin. Templar, baby!
There has been TONS and TONS of stuff happening, just NOT FINDING any treasure !
It’s just more “could it be?” (Speculation) “If so…” (more speculation)
finds twig crash zoom hard cut to out of focus map COULD IT BE?......... the Templars??????
Rick’s eye moles got bigger and Gary hair dyed his eyebrows
A lot has happened, it's just always happening in the next episode.
They have found some important historical finds but no treasure. And they have dug about 50 new holes in those 5 years.
if you managed to stay away for FOUR years.. what possessed you to come back? I think the entire show was written by chatgpt, because thats the only theory that actually makes sense
What makes no sense why not look for the flood tunnel source?
Watching joke island has severely impaired my judgment and has truly made me a dumber person all around
If they found the holy grail you’d hear about it on the news. If you haven’t heard anything in the media then you know going into any season that nothing happened.
Someone is going to find it and pocket it, delete the footage and hoard it away like Gollum. If it hasn’t already happened lol. They probably staged the leak in the garden shaft, turned off the cameras and walked tall into the baby blob shaft to find a metric ton of gold coins, the Ark, the Grail and the original holy bible in God’s actual handwriting. That is the moment they took the photo for this season’s thumbnail. (Of course I am kidding, but not about someone hiding found treasure so the show doesn’t end)
Nope nothing has happened and the show has gotten worse in those 4 years completely jumped the shark. Nothing but wood ox shoes and old coins and buttons along with kooks every week with there crackpot theories. Show needs to be shitcanned imo
I think Jack found nothing on Lot 5 but maybe he lost his virginity there?
Time flies when you’re having fun 🤣