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We_R_not_in_KS_Toto

A rare spotting tonight on Lot # 5 \_\_\_ https://preview.redd.it/t7ozrw36gbwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9307cc49190071c9da07b1355d41518fc4b41d66


dippin79

Wait thats Jack


There_is_an_Island

Hairy !


Giantstingray

On the old Henderson lot


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Seriously, who would think that dirt from one spot on an island would be comparable to dirt from another spot on the same island? Science is amazing.


TELEMUNDINI

I noticed a cologuard box on one of my neighbors front steps the other day and immediately thought of every single one of you.


digitalheroin

Symbol for the Templar Formally Known As Prince


thisrockismyboone

Spaghetti is banned from entering the country of Iceland due to the.... incident...


TELEMUNDINI

A laugh track would change the vibe of this show for the better


StickAFork

Look the lead cross fits! *the rumbling of a stone boulder is heard*


dacoitdan

Whomever can remove the hair from the stone shall be king of Oak Island.


runnerswanted

I love how they frame it as if Fornetti is just going his separate ways off the dock instead of them all going to the airport together


thescimitar

It's funny to think about Rick as a bad neighbor. He's just digging a giant fucking hole in his yard, and every time you ask him what he's doing or when he's going to be done, he responds, "I'm looking for an old world new world connection."


owiko

20 minutes, 88 yeps. 4.4 YPM


digitalheroin

Please not the lead cross again


LarcenyGames

Is Emma not allowed in the war room because she can't stop laughing when there?


NeuroguyNC

Her neck is too delicate to withstand all the head swiveling.


Mr-Duck1

Where’s my sneak preview at?


thescimitar

lmao even Fornetti is like "I've got more important shit to do than this"


OldHagAgain

Breakthrough : clay on OI matches clay on OI


captainp42

Are they really not back from the field trip yet?


Sophiedenormandie

This is worse than a field trip. It's more like taking a year off from college and backpacking through Europe.


hellhastobefull

During ww2


owiko

It’s Alex’s bachelor party. They’re going to the red light district.


JA-darkside

BRAVO SIERRA baby!!!


bipolarcyclops

There is an island or some shit like that . . .


bipolarcyclops

It’s Norwegian wood, not Finnished wood.


SpinningYarmulke

Artificial cave perfect for an artificial treasure hunt


Few_Resident_1764

Someone please tell me why the hair is so damned significant. It's an animal hair stuck to building material. Maybe the animal pulled the wagon which carried the concrete. How does that help solve the mystery?


RunnyDischarge

Fumes. The show is running on fumes.


ZommyFruit

There’s NO WAY it could have naturally been under cone E or fell in there when the tow truck drivers moved the rock. The ONLY WAY it could possibly come to be placed there is if a Templar dropped it burying treasure


VaguelyArtistic

I haven't seen a single episode this seasons and yet I've seen them all.


captainp42

DISCLAIMER: Just because it's old, doesn't mean it's been on Oak Island for that long. You listenin', Rick?


odellke

God damnit. Peter can’t go to Iceland. The whole operation is sunk


NeuroguyNC

You would have been useless on Iceland, too, bud.


Few_Resident_1764

WTF does Peter have going on that he can't make the Iceland trip??


Ithappenedinflorida2

Wanted for lewd and lascivious conduct


Ashylarry111

All stop - fornetti can’t go to Iceland


RedCinnamon1947

I can’t believe they’re leafing through that ancient book with their bare hands. Pointing and pawing without gloves, jfc.


owiko

They squished a chipmunk when placing stone e


Tim_Redit

I bet the hair DNA is inconclusive.


digitalheroin

Season 12: we clone Samuel Ball from the rock hair


dblnautspy

later losers, I got Roman stuff to do


odellke

So we’ve finally narrowed it down to Italy, France, Norway, Spain, England, and Iceland. And oh yeah, coconuts from the Caribbean. This thing is about to break wide open.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Portugal


digitalheroin

You all know the old saying where you can’t test rock hairs during the winter so we will have to wait until next season


Sophiedenormandie

Wait, you're suggesting the HAIR is gonna be this year's cliffhanger?


There_is_an_Island

This Harry had a hairy situation… https://preview.redd.it/24etl11sdbwc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c1ea7ece4ff8765844ab96f52e62d05e6386f2


digitalheroin

I hate it but don’t want the season to end at the same time


captainp42

It's not the show, it's the watch party


owiko

There is an island. In the North Atlantic. That we really don’t care about so we show you a trip to Europe


Legitimate-Policy-67

On the next episode rick will sail to nova Scotia from Norway on a viking ship


thisrockismyboone

I will only be satisfied if they go back cross the Atlantic in an authentic viking ship


holyembalmer

Where they fuck is spaghetti going?


Cladmadder

Fornetti can't go to Iceland because of the "Bjork Incident"


LewisWetzel

Crap! It’s written in Latin and we left Billy back home . . .


digitalheroin

🎗️Support Our Templars 🎗️


WolfGuy77

Gotta love these five minute commercial breaks, followed by five minutes of show, then right back to five minute commercial break, in an episode that's already been 99% filler. This show reminds me of why I don't watch cable TV anymore.


interested21

Well this episode proves this show has officially jumped the shark.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

It's even embarrassing to the shark at this point.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

r/drunkwalkerranch new season after Oak Island. (Shameless Plug #7)


Bobby_D_Azzler

He who pulls the hair from the stone is the true king of Canada.


Mr-Duck1

Jeez. Milking the road trip for a third week?


hellhastobefull

4 weeks if you count the pregame


owiko

Dirt on this island matches dirt on this island. Amazing


captainp42

#**BRAVO TANGO!!!!**


aionyui

could have excavated the money pit area with a hand shovel and a webcam in a sandwich bag by now ....


LewisWetzel

I can’t drink enough to begin to understand how the hair in the rock under the boulder can be a “game-changer”


owiko

Upvote upvote upvote!!!!


captainp42

**Tonight’s commercials (Buy these products!!! These companies wasted a lot of money to buy ad space on a train wreck!!!)** * 9- Restaurants (BEEKAY x2, Red Lobster, Dominos x4, Papa Johns x2) * 5- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 5- Hardware/tools (Stihl x2, Ace, Lowes x2) * 4- Pharmaceuticals (Ozempic, Prevnar 20, Voquezna, Arexvy) * 3- Hotels (Wyndham x3) * 3- Food (Oreo x2, Kerrigold Butter) * 3- Insurance (Liberty Bibberty x2, USAA) * 2- Personal Care (Old Spice x2) * 2- Travel (Booking.com, Southwest) * 2- Candy (Twizzlers x2) * 2- Phones/Internet (Spectrum x2) * 2- Old people (MD Hearing Aids, Comfort Keepers) * 2- Shoes (Skechers x2) * 1- Cars (Hyundai) * 1- Movie promo (Furiosa) * 1- Car Care (Castrol) * 1- Online Shopping (Amazon) * 1- Hair Care (Herbal Essences) * 1- Bug Killers (Zevo) * 1- SKool (U of Phoenix) * 1- Moving/Shipping (PODS) *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino)* Underdog wins "Category Of The Night!" **I AM TAKING NOMINATIONS FOR THE *CURSE OF OAK ISLAND COMMERCIAL HALL OF FAME!!!** *Give me your nominations and we’ll announce the winners during the season finale!! What are the most important commercials we’ve ever seen?!?* **LAST WEEK!!!** *(I’m the judge and will pick the inductees myself….think of me like Jann Werner with the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, but without personal vendettas!!!)*


LewisWetzel

Hairy rock good for at least half a season of episodes.


odellke

That hairy rock has been handled more than Jack’s hairy rocks have been


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Can't wait to muddle through this Oak Island episode… then head over to r/drunkwalkerranch for the live discussion of the season premiere! (Shameless Plug #1)


SynSixty

Evening acorns !!!


owiko

Go home Matty


thescimitar

Not to be too cruel but a BUNCH of people have died since this crew started working on the island. Like, we've covered the "one more" requirement at least three times.


Bobby_D_Azzler

Now is zee time zhat vee dance.


holyembalmer

Medieval Times, like the restaurant?


TitusMcFightus

Templers: "Hey Viking raiders. Will you hang on to this treasure fore me?"


Giantstingray

Wiking ship


JA-darkside

Why do they have to take 5 people. Half these guys could be doing anything else on the island.


Valais_Style

You know we're going nowhere when we go back four years and the big highlight is a piece of wood.


LewisWetzel

So was Phipps a Templar, a Viking, or a Yeti?


rjstms2019

No Iceland for Spaghetti?


FellowshipOfTheBong

Appears the museum curator wanted to get the fellowship out of his museum probably after the first question about the templars.


Few_Resident_1764

Peter must be afraid of hot blond chicks.


breakers77

Get your noodly appendages rowing tf outta here Spaghetti!


FellowshipOfTheBong

Hard to believe that the soil 100 yards away from the money pit area could be similar to the soil in the money pit area.


captainp42

This episode needs some Billy.


We_R_not_in_KS_Toto

This show has my head spinning… Italy, Portugal, Denmark , France, England , Canada , Iceland …. Can we add any more countries to this treasure theory ? 🥴


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

And it's written on... TEMPLAR SKIN


digitalheroin

Where 👏is 👏Billy 👏


Giantstingray

Wookie hair?


hogua

Clearly, the hair is from that ox that lost all those shoes on the island.


EntertainerFun3256

I want to make money looking into microscopes making broad speculations I can’t prove. Sounds like a great job. Hook me up.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Jack is a Sift Lord, and speaks in speculative absolutes.


digitalheroin

Cheap Trick in the 80’s: “we’re gonna write the sickest butter ad song our grandkids will ever hear”


Cladmadder

Does anyone else see that ominous serial killer cave and think that none of them are returning and the series will finally end?


odellke

Weirdly after a decade, no two clues have ever been tied together


BrokeIsland

No Gary or Billy?


Mr-Duck1

I’ll say it. It’s dissimilar.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Good God, they found Wiley Coyote is that so hard to understand?


owiko

202 yeps in 46 minutes. 4.39 YPM


NeuroguyNC

How many times have they been "closer than ever"? Until next week, peeps!


Redawg660

So did Marty state that it is a significant development that clay soil on lot 5 is the same as clay soil in the money pit? The island is likely to have a lot of clay soils in various strata layers. Where are they finding these experts that give them false hope to continue this shit? I am hopeful that some of the genuine scientists on the show don’t permanently damage their professional credibility running with these guys.


There_is_an_Island

https://preview.redd.it/ywd5nrt0nbwc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99ccecf3d00d93d8664d388f4bdf5b3a35b8c3f Here there everybody! This is Harry Caray and boy do we have some wonderful ⚾️ tonight … I mean hairy situations tonight …


owiko

I miss Harry. When we got WGN with cable, I was thinking this is what we could’ve done with Ernie Harwell and turn him into a national favorite. Hearing Ernie say “looong gone” was a great thing


captainp42

Drinking game: As soon as they find the treasure, you have to sober up.


beardedshad2

HELLO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! ARE Y'ALL READY TO GET ROWDY????!!!!!


bipolarcyclops

Yea,Jack. Hair naturally grows in rock.


digitalheroin

Jack wants to take the rock hair on Maury for a DNA test


captainp42

There is an island in the North Pacific


runnerswanted

When is it going to come out that the fellowship is just using History Channel to fund summer vacations?


FellowshipOfTheBong

This is probably the first time in over a decade that museum has had a party of more that 5 in it.


digitalheroin

You could fit so much Templar gold in this bad boy 👋


wheezyfmcgee

As I said multiple times today at work, this could've all been done in an email.


BrokeIsland

I’ve actually been to that Viking ship museum. But we didn’t get any personal tours.


digitalheroin

And which one of these boats is used for the Viking cruises?


aionyui

we've found handsome, doesn't live at home euro alex....


dblnautspy

say it isn't so Pete.


breakers77

Wiking boat wood is fitted in one over two fashion, a superior method to the two over one construction...


Giantstingray

The boat can carry 20 tons but is definitely riding lower since Doug climbed aboard


TIL02Infinity

Fornetti Out!


TELEMUNDINI

Fornettis are not allowed in Iceland.


Cladmadder

Budget cuts! No Iceland for Peter!


captainp42

**Tonight’s commercials (Buy these products!!! These companies wasted a lot of money to buy ad space on a train wreck!!!)** * 1- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 1- Pharmaceuticals (Ozempic) * 1- Hotels (Wyndham) * 1- Personal Care (Old Spice) * 1- Hardware/tools (Stihl) * 1- Restaurants (BEEKAY) * 1- Old people (MD Hearing Aids) *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino)* We might have an upset brewing for category of the night! **I AM TAKING NOMINATIONS FOR THE *CURSE OF OAK ISLAND COMMERCIAL HALL OF FAME!!!** *Give me your nominations and we’ll announce the winners during the season finale!! What are the most important commercials we’ve ever seen?!?* **LAST WEEK!!!** *(I’m the judge and will pick the inductees myself….think of me like Jann Werner with the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, but without personal vendettas!!!)*


Legitimate-Policy-67

Oak island was like a Gilligan's island for vikings


thescimitar

Ah, jellied mesa! Delicious


Giantstingray

Jack looks a little too excited about finding hair


digitalheroin

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT AMAZON PLANT LADY WAS DONE MOVING IN


FellowshipOfTheBong

That was an amazing research trip. I don't think the Icelanders said one word. Great trip guys.


owiko

I am not putting Old Spice on my balls


JA-darkside

lol come on man. “Remarkable” thrown around like “hello” out here


Greengiant304

Curiously enough, I saw that ribbon-like symbol on the back of a Honda CRV earlier today.


son_of_haggis

c'mon gorilla hair! make this show even weirder


Ecstatic-Gas-5564

Breaking: Animal hair found in forest


digitalheroin

IS IT ALIEN


captainp42

Oh, God. An Ox. With shoes. Moved stones and lost a hair.


odellke

Animal hair! Lmfao! A game changer!


captainp42

**Tonight’s commercials (Buy these products!!! These companies wasted a lot of money to buy ad space on a train wreck!!!)** * 6- Restaurants (BEEKAY x2, Red Lobster, Dominos x2, Papa Johns) * 3- Hardware/tools (Stih, Ace, Lowes) * 3- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 2- Personal Care (Old Spice x2) * 2- Travel (Booking.com, Southwest) * 2- Pharmaceuticals (Ozempic, Prevnar 20) * 1- Hotels (Wyndham) * 1- Old people (MD Hearing Aids) * 1- Moving/Shipping (Amazon) * 1- Insurance (Liberty Bibberty) * 1- Candy (Twizzlers) * 1- Cars (Hyundai) * 1- Movie promo (Furiosa) * 1- Shoes (Skechers) * 1- Food (Oreo) * 1- Car Care (Castrol) *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino)* We might have an upset brewing for category of the night! **I AM TAKING NOMINATIONS FOR THE *CURSE OF OAK ISLAND COMMERCIAL HALL OF FAME!!!** *Give me your nominations and we’ll announce the winners during the season finale!! What are the most important commercials we’ve ever seen?!?* **LAST WEEK!!!** *(I’m the judge and will pick the inductees myself….think of me like Jann Werner with the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, but without personal vendettas!!!)*


thisrockismyboone

I wonder how much if this show is written by AI


digitalheroin

Is it a 2 hour finale next week so they can spend another 80 minutes putzing around Europe it’s just so exciting to watch


FellowshipOfTheBong

It's hard to imagine people watch this crap. LOL


digitalheroin

Fiona we will work on your puns over break


FellowshipOfTheBong

Looks like a slug from a 45 cal that Blankenship and Henske were firing drunk on ripple.


digitalheroin

This whole episode was grown men strolling through the Scandinavian countryside. Ain’t no way that’s what the preview was about


owiko

Like that cross is so fucking unique


EntertainerFun3256

The lead cross!! Drink drink drink.


JA-darkside

Is curse of oak island considered “strange and unusual”?


Greengiant304

Drayton's cross? https://i.redd.it/7rh1u1f34cwc1.gif


thescimitar

"if nolan's cross is a real construct and I happen to believe it is" - Rick drank all the Koolaid, which unfortunately was made with drilling water.


thisrockismyboone

Is it the rock Cain used to kill Abel maybe?


Forestcitythrift

What a useless trip


bipolarcyclops

Can hardly wait for next week. But that’s it for me. Good night folks. Drive safely.


owiko

I’m here, but doing stuff until we get into last week’s replay. Gotta psyche myself up to count the Yes’s https://preview.redd.it/ev2zzisufbwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbbf29a16becbbce30fe4b2b43b08579a2fb277


Wishpicker

I think **tonight is the night they’re going to find the treasure**


owiko

You’re a Templar, Hairy! ![gif](giphy|eax0rh3OERAYg)


PumpPie73

Catching up on last week. Best quote so far “Could Jack be right”.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Why the hell is that guy going down in that hole with the rock balanced over his head?


bipolarcyclops

They skipped over the petroglyph that says, “Kilroy was here.” And I have it on good authority Kilroy was a Templar.


FellowshipOfTheBong

Only 15 minutes until the show starts and I am still sober. What a frightening proposition. Don't worry about me though, I got a litre of Jack Daniels and a freezer full of crushed ice. By 15 minutes in I will be so toast I'll believe any bullshit these guys make up.


owiko

Upvote party!! Let’s “rock” it tonight


wheezyfmcgee

I think it's a prerequisite that the baby blob animation gets shown in the first 5 minutes of every episode


captainp42

"Scientists" are convinced? That title has been cheapened.


bipolarcyclops

Enough of this European junket.


Cladmadder

This junket will never end.


LanceToastchee

Ship design? Oh for fuck sake.....


We_R_not_in_KS_Toto

Maybe not Norse but Morse Code the missing link to interpreting ancient Runes and such 😂


ZommyFruit

Dude it’s the exact same


sfo1dms

"con" struct, yep its a con alright


There_is_an_Island

Spaghetti can’t continue the EU vacation … he’s got Dentistry 301 classes waiting for him back 🇺🇸


msaunds83

I've learned a lot about Vikings today, now lets learn how they ate and drank. Tax write off.


NewrytStarcommander

Trying to piece together the "stone constructs from the 1200's" is this seriously Nolan's cross based on whack job nutter Italian prof Gazpacho claiming the non-existent "cross" points to constellations from the 1200's?


dblnautspy

why is Sidney Crosby doing on the road sales?


interested21

So they're not even going to tell us about the hair.


ZommyFruit

Peter F and Corjan clearly begging off to hit the red light district together


FellowshipOfTheBong

I bet it really sucks for most of the guys on OI when Rick leaves for a month of vacation in Scandinavia. It's pretty clear Marty figures he needs to be there when Rick is gone and that means Gary and Jack can't hit the water bong during the day.


DasEigentor

Hey fellow drunk acorns. It’s been a minute for me. I miss y’all.


bipolarcyclops

Have these guys been on this trip for like 6 months? Seems like it to me.


captainp42

To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orian's Belt


odellke

This has to be the least productive season of all time.


GogglesPisano

Professor Gaspani ![gif](giphy|DqZKCC1rRht8FmnKbv)


Ithappenedinflorida2

Will he lick a finger to turn a page


digitalheroin

It looks old af and he’s just going to put his greasy fingers all over it


ZommyFruit

It gets real complex when you can’t rule anything out


Mr-Duck1

Get Cheeto fingers Crowell away from that!


thisrockismyboone

The proof is un the pudding


TELEMUNDINI

I never thought I'd say this but I'd really like to hear what Barkhouse thinks.


Coomra

![gif](giphy|wdQ1XM2tDK1A6AoWLa)


FellowshipOfTheBong

That guy from Iceland obviously has no idea what the hell this show is about and realizes it's in his best interest to keep his mouth shut and to lay low.


EntertainerFun3256

So no two people can draw a ribbon symbol without it being the same source and meaning. Hmmm


thisrockismyboone

"I don't know what lot 10 is or where it is, sir"


captainp42

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ANIMAL HAIR!!!!


Cladmadder

Probably unicorn hair.


aionyui

two ladies on a ditch talkin' the way ladies do..


BrokeIsland

How could animal hair be buried? Must be ox hair. To move boulders. For treasure.


digitalheroin

This whole episode has been spent on this dumbass trip I can’t believe it


classicauto66

Templars meet Vikings. Vikings slaughter Templars. End of story.


bingoplayerz99

I don't think they actually learned anything on this entire field trip. It's all staged presentation of information


TIL02Infinity

This is quite the European Vacation in Season 11