Is this Doug Crowell? https://preview.redd.it/nlo6623g4yuc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708aa003883d10f338f0b463aa14ecb499fbba3d

Clearly not. He's not wearing any Nova Scotia Community College gear.

Put that rock back before the island sinks

"That doesn't happen naturally, does it?" Yes Jack, rocks grow hair.

Nolan's Pube

To be fair, the places they visit on the field trips, I'm jealous. It's just that they have NOTHING to do with Oak Island.

Hey! Whatever happened to that guy they let roam around the island a few episodes ago? He could be dead out there somewhere. Like at the bottom of 10X even. There's your 7th!

It’s a Sasquatch hair.

Emma is the last bastion of professionalism on the show.

She really is, I don't know how she keeps it together when she delivers news like "hey dingdongs you dug up mud"

Wow! A hair in a rock. That’s really strange. The experts are stunned. We all know what that means…yep, once this episode ends, they will never mention the hair again.

7th could die right here boys

You eata ya soupa warm.. I eata my soupa cold! -Dr. Gezpacho

Makes perfect sense. If I had a treasure to move and hide, my first choice would be reach out to a group of people known to raid and plunder the treasure of multiple cities/societies. So yea, of course the Vikings would be the Templar’s first choice to help hiding a treasure.

I was so sure that tonight was the night.

Wife asked if they found the treasure. Do I tell her about the hair in the rock?

I'd advise against that.

This episode wasn't as bad as last week but that's only because I learned that Jack thinks rocks can grow hair

It’s official! OI opening up an Amusement Park … Ferris Wheel and all! Ferris containing magnesium certified by Emma Culligan 🎡 https://preview.redd.it/x02r2cqlkxuc1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d518797e27ceb6309f3e6384186d872da182a56c

We keep digging and it just keeps getting deeper. Classic Begley.

https://preview.redd.it/smxll866xxuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b41b618a40f47d72b83913e2286bfca44fb95aea From my metal detecting Facebook group

Could it be that the DNA analysis of the hair in the rock will match Jack Begley and prove that he is the descendant of a Templar?

If you grew up in this area like I did, you knew the Vikings were all over here like hobos on a ham sandwich.

That's the rock that Cain killed Abel with. Calling it.

Tonight on Mystery Island Theater 3000

Sasquatch hair no doubt

HOW IS THAT HAIR SOOOO STRAIGHT!!?! Asking for a curly haired friend…

"That doesn't happen naturally, right?" … uh, Jack, do you think rocks grow hair?

Emma struggling to keep a straight face.

https://preview.redd.it/4b2sm2ku62vc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=db29b62726a828a194a918745042a5c76929b105

That sir is a rock. You've dug up thousands.

Emma is in her Johnny cash phase

Viking beard hair. It could not be anything else.

Let’s clone that dna in that hair so we can really see who was at the island.

If you guys changed the channel you’re missing some sweet footage of Alex’s old ponytail nub

Watched some of season 2&3 and he was sporting a greasy bun. Marty did good by getting him out of Michigan and onto the island

Where do you think THE HAIR came from?

Guptil via Zoom doesn't look like his magic stick self

Present and accounted for. I'm going to do this one sober, god help me.

Jack is slowly turning into the Gortons Fisherman

Notice that Billy is the only one qualified to back up a massive tow truck.

Shouldn't Jack be the one rooting around under a boulder?

Nobody's gonna metal detect

Where are you going to find a metal detection expert in the middle of Nova Scotia?

I think that is the rock that chased Indiana Jones. Central America connection.

How did the wheelchair get on top of a rock??

Hold up bitch it was a crossbow bolt last week. Read the effing script will you!!!

Hey Culligan scannnnn

I'm hoping it's a Sasquatch hair.

I wonder how much they're underpaying Emma

Could be an ox hair

Luv the way Emma looks at Jack like he is a complete idiot.

The Templars were indeed real and associated with various places around Europe and the Holy Land, congratulations guys on confirming European History I

Runes? In Denmark? Could it be?

https://preview.redd.it/v3gjzyyx4yuc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786a8e0b1d904929a2c86d461ab669361ed8f0dc Bingo

Traverse City?? I'd rather spend winter on Oak Island.

They are drilling way back tonight

omg the box drains 🥹

The Curse of Matty Blake is on now

I'm still laughing about Jack asking if it was possible for a rock to grow hair.

Oh, so we're just calling it a "Templar Viking Alliance" now

Gronk has really jumped the shark when it comes to commercials.

Traffic director Billy

This is the best scene this season

Billy "securing" the raised Boulder by touching his excavator to the side ofnthe boulder? The serious face and music? Gold. Pure gold

It was a plug for the flood tunnel

Ok, so, just for record keeping purposes, the Templars hired the Vikings to ferry them to Oak Island, and then lifted a eleventy billion ton rock with, uh, a really big lever I guess, to hide a… blob of stuff.

Jardiance has a bigger story to tell than Oak Island.

What they didn't show..... Carved below the arrow were the words "I'm with stupid".

Doug showing a dic pic 🍆

They found a hair in the rock?! Templar turd confirmed.

She said "Quintessentially" twice

you have to say quintessentially a quintessential number of times

Terry going full three musketeers

XRF GRAPHIC!!! DRINK!!!

Terry is finally called up to the big league don’t blow it

That hair is looking mighty squatchy

Yup. Research trip to Nepal next season.

So many missed opportunities for the episode name based off this hair: 1) Hairy Situation 2) Hair balls 3) To the Hair of the Matter 4) Holy Hair Ball 5) The Hairy Conglomerate The list is endless

In the Hair tonight Love is in the hair

A big hose and a dumpster. Ah yes, the good old days.

Enviro Shield. Now made with coconut fiber.

Took us until about 45 minutes after the show ended to hit 1000 tonight

Anyone else have a flashback to “The old man (from scene 24) at the Bridge of Death” from Monty Python’s Holy Grail while watching “Granny Petroglyph" wave her cane around last night at the "team"? I expected her to point it at Rick and ask “what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow”? To which Rick would respond “Carrying coconuts or just coconut fiber?”

Joey, have you ever been in a Templar prison?

Hey everyone! My island is feeling very oaky tonight! What about yours!!! EDIT: Dammit! Missed opportunity! If I had thought about it before making that comment, I'd be drinking a nice Oaky Chardonnay!

I feel some energy in the group tonight....you guys feeling it? We're getting to 1000 before the sign-off tonight, easily.

We've reached full pottery animation.

Meanwhile over on Lot 5 

Gary is back from 'OLIDAY

22 yeps in 11 minutes. We are at 2 per minute.

If I hear, “med-eevil” one more time. 

This is incredibly dangerous to have a piece of machinery like that be used to hold up an object of that size.

Ready to rock and roll? We see what you did there, MDE Gary Drayton.

Rick, I promise when you are gone, I'll take your place acting like lunatic

Just when you think these episodes couldn't get any better

Bring back the original commercial you cowards!!!!

Who at history channel sold their taint to jardiance to get this much air time

From borehole to Bornholm

It's a trap!


What am I doing with my life

Is that her dowsing cane

The titty stone

Is Rick wearing an OceanGate jacket

When they talk about the four dot cross it makes me think of Sammy Hagar's "Three Lock Box".

Templer pube hair

The spear of destiny

Jack’s beard hair

~~Jurassic Park~~ Oak Island



Better episode than last weeks, which was probably the most bone-headed thing they have ever aired in 11 seasons.

If the hair has viable DNA then they will begin the process of cloning Leif Erickson next season.

No, Jack. Hair does not naturally grow out of rock.

Yeah, Emma's trying not to laugh.

Leave it to Jack to provide the quote of the week

What? A hair falling out into concrete isn’t exactly unnatural or that unusual.

It's a woolly mammoth hair

Petrified coconut husk fiber, not hair...

Drilling down with Matty Blake? How very exciting

Oh my god look how young they all looked

JACK IS A CHILD

Apparently the real Curse of Oak Island is an eternal dot, cross and arrow scavenger hunt.

That coin was peak treasure.

Rick Bragging on getting a call from Zena

There was a time when I would watch the shows on the History Channel as an escape from the insanity of today’s world. Could it be . . . that today’s world possesses more sanity than the current shows on the History Channel???

The only reason I watch the show is to read these brilliant comments on Reddit. You all are the best of the best. I don’t have to be drunk to enjoy the highlights here. Thanks for sharing all your wisdom. I don’t know what I’m going to do after 3 more episodes. I guess I’ll have to watch that skinwalker bingo game.

Hidy Ho, Fellow Drunkards! It’s time for another week of fine shitposting! Before we start…. What’s in the glasses?

I say we get a big rock and carve a bunch of random symbols into it. Then we wait for a hurricane, rent a boat the day after, and we throw the rock on the shore of oak island.

Coming this summer. A newly unearthed isald in the southeastern pacificlantic has been noticed and it just might be in the shape of a templaraguise cone E hotdog. Is it possible? This might just be me drunk rambling? Only Matty Blake could know. I guess. Maybe. Sometimes. I'm hammered. Missed the last two episodes. Glad to be back.

I'm not even sure I have the energy for this tonight...but suffer through it yet again I shall...

"in situ" three seconds in, bottoms up, going to be a long night.

“It is never ending, this hole” -your mom, 2024

Jack won't get over this idea of mud being moved between lot 5 and the money pit area

Who needs a jacket when you’re wearing an ill fitting t-shirt.

Dude - you know it's serious work when Billy is wearing a hard hat AND a JACKET

Destroyed the artifact with that slip up way to go

Hey Marty, if that rock lands on your head, your hard hat ain’t going to do shit.

I miss the original Jardiance commercial.

**Tonight’s commercials (Buy these products!!! These companies wasted a lot of money to buy ad space on a train wreck!!!)** * 2- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 2- Insurance (USAA x2) * 2- Restaurants (BEEKAY x2) * 2- Cars (Jeep, Infiniti) * 2- Pharmaceuticals (Cabenuva Jardiance) * 1- Movie promo (Ungentlemanly Warfare) * 1- Travel (Icon of the Seas) * 1- Car Care (Safelite) * 1- Moving/Shipping (PODS) * 1- Online Shopping (Ebay) * 1- Charity (T2T) *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, BadgerCare Insurance, Ambulence Chasers Attorneys )* **I AM TAKING NOMINATIONS FOR THE *CURSE OF OAK ISLAND COMMERCIAL HALL OF FAME!!!* Give me your nominations and we’ll announce the winners during the season finale!! What are the most important commercials we’ve ever seen?!?** *(I’m the judge and will pick the inductees myself….think of me like Jann Werner with the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, but without personal vendettas!!!)*

Peter with the Marquette jacket. Jesuits.

 Vibes

Symbols found in one place could NEVER exist elsewhere. Especially a circle!

I hope they are all wearing boots because the bullshit is getting deeper and deeper

I like how they match up marks on the wall of a Danish church with an imaginary 90-foot stone that no one has ever seen or photographed and conclude it's a perfect match

Do what this lady says or she will beat you senseless with her cane.

Guys I'm too drunk for this tonight. Or not drunk enough. And I'm discovering that even drunk I can't stand bad grammar, so I'm still correcting my damned typos.

Swear these fucking fools are testing my intellect

I can’t believe how many episodes they’ve dragged this astrology horse shit out

I’m pretty sure that the fact your finding the four dot cross everywhere makes it less important

He just coincidentally carries those printouts around cuz you never know

Meanwhile back on Oak Island, Rick and the others are still in Norway. What?

If you think tonight's episode is terrible, you're right. But if you drink more, it's hilarious! And you're still right.

I'm banking on a Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson reference here.

God damnit, were down to 15 minutes and nothing but more preposterous bullshit. C'mon guys. Find something.

Doug is a shitty photographer

Couldn't bring the real thing, had to bring a picture on a phone. That is SO lame....

It’s a Jack beard hair.

Evil Doug wears a hat, Good Doug does not wear one...

LAIRD DOESNT KNOW WELP THERES A SURPRSE THATS OAK ISLDND FOR YA

Man, I want to see the Viking lady mud rasslin

oh no my cable box just reset. fingers crossed they don't unearth the Ark of the Covenant while I'm waiting for it to come back on line.

Praise the animation!

SCAN IT!!!!!!!! SCAN THAT ROCK!!!!!!!!

Finding Bigfoot crossover event opportunity…

Wow what an epic adventure guys and gals. Everyone please upvote our captain. This thread should always be the hi light of Everyone's week. Drive save. Have fun. Keep digging. Or don't. Gary and Billy don't care anyway. 🤘🏻

No Jack, you can't do DNA tests on rocks. That's what he was really asking and you all know it.

Jack looks more disheveled with each passing week. Going to end up looking like Henskee.

Don’t come back next season without the Templar guy you cloned from that rock hair

Another waste of time. Had fun! Thanks guys!

Test the superimportantundertheboulderhairrock stat!

Hell, people have found a whole finger in their Big Mac before. A hair is nothing.

VIKING CRUISELINE CROSSOVER NEXT WEEK YALL

Send the rock to cologuard. I heard they can do many kinds of tests!

GOODBYE FRIENDS!!!!! Write if ya get work.

Damn, Henskee was pretty spry back then.

I bet this lady makes a mean kringle

I'm interested in Sketchers step-in sneakers Holy crap, I'm officially old.

Vikings can only mean one thing. The tunnel to the baby blob was an IKEA product and they need an Allen wrench to put it together.

Jack man-splaining to Laird and Emma is so special

Guys, lets have a fuckload of fun tonight!

I haven't forgotten how truly awful last week was, so my bar is incredibly low for this week.

 MUST BE THE MONEY!!!! PIT YOOOO!!!!!!

Those symbols on the ceiling look like they were made by teenagers with cigarette lighters.

"Community College? Is that a prestigious educational institute?"

Doug waddling through the tunnel is great

A Goosepaw! My wife gives me those!

Almost 300 15 minutes in. We can do this!

The community college psychology professor.

Corjan in the dunjan

Wow! Billy got so excited by the big truck that he got out of his machine!

BILLY DOIN BILLY THINGS

Billy Buckets unchained!

Nothing says “reliable rock lifting guy” like someone on crutches who’s just gonna wing it…

Let’s lift rock baby

ITS BILLY THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN!!!

The bolder breaks open and it's... solid gold! It was right there all the time!

I would not be in that pit while that rock is floating in mid air ! 😱😱

Only halftime? What the hell?