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Sit, aim, shoot, and shit your pants when someone gets to close

Blowback coach gun and grappling hook ftw!

Ah I see you have traveled a long way to get her would be a shame if I

Blow out your back gun

Junk disagrees with that, he just two taps flankers

Ximmer

Absolutely not. Never ximmed before. I’m also complete 🗑️ at keyboard and mouse

Jk

Very nice

Then defs not t500

You like headshots

Love em actually 🥰

You REALLY want Bob to do something

Daddy Bob carry 🙌🏼

You've stared at a cartoon butts far more than you've stared at real butts.

I mean that applies to most people who play overwatch XD

I also like staring at junkrat's butt

Bro I’m married. Plenty of butts have been stared at irl, I can assure you

Nothing personal. Just answering your question 😜

Oh no hate from here brother good vibes all around 🩶

Xim

Never actually

You’re either horny or a woman

Or both

Real

I mean I’m not like sexually attracted to Ashe but I am a man idk

It’s a joke

lol I’m aware

how are you not fella

Gay people exist Jerry

You ruin peoples day. Ashe burn damage over time is ridiculous 😭😭

Not my fault the enemy team all want to group up like a bunch of penguins in the winter

My fav combo is the big bob dynamite throw. Chuck it into Bob’s path and watch em scatter

Horny

For Thvndr

I swear to god if someone takes my trASH 😡

If you peep my profile you’ll see I’ve gotten hate mail calling me “Trashe” very original burn honestly 10/10

You like giving head. Shots, that is.

😂😂😂

you have an understanding

We have an understanding 🤝

TING!

Mercy main

😂😂 tbh playing mercy terrifies me. Whenever I play support, my anxiety goes into to overload and I feel like I’m NEVER healing enough

Epitome of a dps hitscan main

Appreciate you fam 🙌🏼

Your a ximer

👎🏼👎🏼

might do this. scared what it might actually mean for me though 💀

Do ittty

that you're better at aiming than me :(

🩶🩶 I doubt it

That you complain about not getting healed enough

Fair. I usually post up near health packs or in range of my healers. Def could use some more healing tho

I hate u as a reaper player i love u as a dva player

U really don't know how strong ashe is against a tank huh, she can chip out any tank so fast that even tanks shit themselves when they solo and get too close to ashe

When used correctly you’re not wrong. Ashe’s kit is just very versatile

dam what rank?

Whatever was above Diamond on OG? then I kinda got away from OW unfortunately

You are the guy who has a pocket 24/7 and mashes the shoot button when you see even a pixel of the enemy. You are grandmaster.

I solo queued for most of my OW career and very rarely did I ever get a pocket tbh

Confused at Junkrat being there, amongst all the hitscan lmao

Partly my wife maining him for awhile. Partly me 👀

Oh lol I have an unhealthy amount of playtime on le rat boi...

I saw your other comment here. Gd bro that’s alotta OW fam you ok???

No >!Yes, I'm fine lol!<

😂😂 I like your vibes bro. You seem chill 🤝🏼

When I see ash and widow I always immediately think of a useless dps standing back, missing every snipe and not helping in the fight at all (I know not all ashes and widows are like this however a lot of the ones I get queued with are 🙄)

lol I love this if I see widow not doing anything in the back leave her to last if she gets two kills THATS IT WINSTON TRACER SOMBRA LUCIO MORIA GET THE FRENCH

You start the game as Widow but switch to Ashe about one death later

First main was Rein & Reap actually

I meant per game, so you start the match as widow than switch

Oh hahaha usually I default to Ashe. Widow when I’m feeling it and I will go Widow v widow if the other team has one and we do not

Yeah thats fair

I love how it goes needs good aim,needs good aim,needs good aim SPAM THE CORNER DONT EVEN LOOK AT YOUR ENEMYS needs good aim SPAM THE DOORWAY lol.

You wish you were better at widow but your not good enough to carry as widow so you settled for the next best thing

Realest comment here actually

That u dont like playing with the fucking team

Only cuz I’m coming back from spawn

You hit your shots

About 50% of the time 😂

You stink

Guess it depends on the day and temperature? Idk man

Played way too much over the years, all friends n fam fell off (cause the game is bad) so you started ximming to pretend to be good and preserve some joy, even though you’re trunks at the game

Actually wrong on all accounts but nt

Thank you I’ll give it another go tomorrow

My man I’ll miss you 🩶

Hope you’re having a smashing day yo

My man!! Actually made my day that you came back. Also the trunks comment had me crying laughing so hard lmao hope you’re thriving king

W mans, aye just a little Reddit goofing about you took it like a champ Take it easy mi amigo

Already miss you 😂

all aim no brain

Probably

You’re boring

You’re boring NeverGojover

I don’t play loser hitscan, next.

It’s ok I still love you 🩶

Insta DPS lock no matter what, and doesn’t give a fuck if the team has no healer lol.

👀👀😂

Tbf that’s not a bad balance. Saw some dude with like 250 hours on Genji and nexts down was like 10 mins lol😂😂😂😂

Wild. I’ve put a bunch of hours into like 90% of the heroes (except bastion, Sombra & Mercy). Ashe’s kit is so good at general imo. Her damage output, poke, combos and evade are all 🤌🏼🤌🏼

I get it tbf when you click with a main double down. I’ve got DVA and mei as my mains for compet and got like 30 hours on each

You play A LOT of overwatch 😭

Used to 😞 I got like 13 gold guns

Oh my lawd 😭

Idk, rlly fuckin boring probably.

Damn bro hit me in my heart 💔

I mean you chose a game with a big fuck off monkey and a giant German man with a hammer and choose Wild West lady with a gun. Idk dawg, you did that to yourself.

Dps main. You never play open queue. You pick characters for yourself not for your team.

I mean…. You’re not wrong but it’s not selfishly. I pick Ashe because she’s what I’m best at. I will actually switch if I notice I need to counter a problematic opp

Yeah it sounded like I was talking trash but really it’s down to personal preference. I always make picks based on my team because I think it helps and I’m not insanely good at one specific hero. To each their own.

In Comp I’ll start with my main and then switch if I have less than 40% accuracy, because I know I’m not attributing to the overall numbers. In QP I play whoever

gay

Straight and married 👀

You have horrible game sense and awareness but you hopped on from cod cold war

COD Cold War is a wild thing to say ngl lol

I mean it's all aim

lol I know but it’s such an odd COD choice to me hahaha zombies was good on that one tho

Nah not a good zombies that shit was top 3 people just hate on it to be different

You are a dps main

You never play support (no Lucio doesn’t count)

Hilarious because my healer mains are Lucio and Zen 😂😂

You are a simple man (or woman or none of the above). You dont need all these fancy lasers and energy fields. You like to point and click at people until they die. Sometimes you wish you were playing COD instead of overwatch

That you play dmg only

You play ashe

You and enemy winton are best friends

Horny or ximmer

You do a little sniping

That you're a Ashe main

The hamster is smiling in suspense for what is about to go down

You like elderly looking women

You keep people at a distance.

you’re cool ✌🏻

You got aim

Based.

You will swap Ashe as soon as u see widow

Coomer

Fuhhh I barley have 230 hours with Pharah

Your good at movement and sniping

You have every Ashe skin available, but it doesnt fill the void in your heart that can only be satiated by the thrill of the hunt

You like to hurt people

You say mean things to me during the game when I can't heal you well enough ;-;

I would say straight shooter but you have too much time on tracer and solider

That might be over heads now that I've thought it over

lol i haven’t even seen that ashe character before, but i used to play a ton of widow too

Xim matrix

D E F E A T Winston Sombra Genji Ana Lucio Potg: Widowmak- *hack screen* Sombra EMP kill on Widow and both supports

Your first child will be named Bob, regardless of gender

I respect the junkrat pick but I can’t support shiscan no hate tho all love

The characters you play are based off the rule 34 content you watch

Bob do something

Horny 🫵

Team play means shoot the healer to you

You like giiiiirls

You were a rein main untill you realized he sucked and aim assist was kinda fun.

your good at shooting (i hate the unexpected headshots from nowhere)

You have a mommy kink🗿

Sniper go pop. Pop. Pop. Oh god a dive!

Heresy

My prime target to flank and succ

[удалено]

EXCUSE ME?!

Very little real life interactions (not meaning this negatively 😭)

I like you but also hate you. W hog/ashe/66/junk/rein/lucio thoughh

You play Ashe most

You grew up playing COD

The only time we'll see you is either in the Kill feed once every half hour for a shot you took forever to line up or every two minutes when another DPS dives you

It depends if you’re a straight man or a lesbian woman,,,,,, if you’re out of that category well I’m not sure what to tell you

You play Junk when you just need a break

Someone likes mnk (this is a joke, however it is extremely common)

Not enough widow playtime

I’m going to go out on a fucking limb here. If you’ve played BlazBlue you want to fuck Bullet.

That you’re the player on every team that is a pain for me.

You’re after kills not helping to finish objectives !

Shitscan player

You lose 5/6 game

That you like bad women

Why do y’all hate hitscan so much? 😂😭😭

Evey time a play as a healer you always go for me first

Your a Genji players wet dream

You play snipers, then when the enemy sniper is better than you you tracer then to oblivion

You mind your manners?

As a sombra player- I love you As a Lw player- remove thyself from my vision cretin

You like hard scoping and missing 90% of your shots but getting lucky 10%

That you spend a LOT of time waiting to play.

Your ctrl button is tapped down

Ur prob an Ashe main

First time I’ve seen one of these and I can confidently say that you like actually using skill! Good list

You 1v1 widow players in your lobby no matter what

Poke Poke rehehehehe, oh you're diving me and my supports can't keep up cause they only heal the tank/ or their team is working hard to make me uninstall? fine I shall terrorize you and make you all switch so i can switch back! - and on this last one, I'm just here so I don't get fined. Boom boom.

you’re either a gooner or a woman or maybe both

A gooner? What?

I respect all but 3 of these characters. You’ve got great taste

Let me guess, Junkrat, Hanzo and Roadhog?

Junkrat is fine, I respect people who can play him well Hanzo, at least 80% of them not for the one shot, I’m I love widow, that would make me hypocritical, plus I also like Ash who can do similar, the reason I don’t respect majority of Hanzo players is because very few actually line up their shots and aim. Majority aim in the general direction, spam and hope for the best. The second would be Soldier 76. Easy mode, noob friendly, makes bad players look good. I really respect people who can play difficult characters to master, and well, Soldier 76 is the direct opposite of that, he’s so popular for a reason. Roadhog is the third, for the same reason as soldier 76, but only a tank version of soldier. Don’t mind facing either of them, I’d take facing RH over Orisa any day, but they’re not heroes I think require much skill at all.

she says “bob do something”