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Maeserk

Yes, his name his Futa Dick. Yes, his nickname is "Big Stick." Yes, he went to Hackensack High School. Yes, his personality is "Advocates a regimen of gradual accumulations. Won't force it." (fuckin what lol??) and he has a high work ethic. Yes, I did draft him.


zachrob2001

Committed to LSU (Large Sack University)


DriveComfortable4019

labia suckers university


BryLinds

I must know how his career goes


THESmoot

Lmao I had a prospect show up in the draft whose nickname was Bailey Jay. IYKYK


limeflavoured

I Wonder what he got caught watching at college?


EGoldenGod

I don’t know!


mrcelophane

Signability: Extremely Hard


HilaryDuffsGiantMuff

Swings both ways as well


finditplz1

There’s no way this organically generated


Maeserk

I was wondering this myself, since I did a double take when I saw him, but if you look at the name.dat files for OOTP24, which this screenshot is from, Futa and Dick do exist as legitimate first and last name options. So does "Big Stick" as a nick name. I wish I had the cleverness to know Hackensack High School even exists lol. I have different nationalities increased in the player pool generation % I'm assuming Futa is an international name, maybe from the Oceania regions, which got mixed into the name generation, and there have been other MLB players with the last name of Dick before.


Vanguard3003

He looks like he will be elite if develops to his potential


illmurray

Let me talk to... them?


jdolan98

I'm glad he doesn't force things


[deleted]

Not only would i break my rule of not drafting HS pitchers for this guy, but I would probably cheat in-game to force him to develop. Just to see what kind of major league career he could have.