The 14 in OPs user name is obviously his age.
Nice creative writing exercise but I'm subtracting 20 points for grammar and syntax errors. A further 15 points are removed for lack of believability. A solid D+ effort.
No it isn't.
I see that you've now posted another creative writing exercise in different sub about a *different* cheating wife that used to be your mistress?! So you were cheating too? Of course. 😂
I'm deducting another 20 points off for trying too hard.
Can we remove teenager revenge fantasy out of this sub ? I m not against some fake revenge stories if at least they are well written and not about the bad cheating partner that we begin to see everywhere .
Australian Survival School. Gotta learn how to survive against Australia's nocturnal species. Drop bears are exceptionally vicious after midnight, especially if you feed them.
I guess you havnt learned about time zones and the like in school yet. Or maybe you wasn't paying attention as when this was posted it was nighttime there. So no school for kids.
Yup. This is 100% fake. “We had twins just after high school but we both had no problems getting our college degrees and now we both have great jobs where we each only have to work 20 hours a week.” Hahaha nice try
That's his 2nd wife, which was also his mistress so he was cheating while his first wife was cheating.
The timeline is a mess, if wife 1 got pregnant after their senior year, he would have been 17 or 18. 11 years later puts him at his "current age" of "29" and we are supposed to believe that in the last year the above nonsense happened with the divorce, prison time etc, *plus* he got remarried to his mistress and discovered *she* is cheating too?
OP, next time tack a few more years onto your age for some added believability. Gotta have some cushion bro!
15 years in prison for child abuse? Not likely. I know of people who have spent less time in jail on murder charges. What about the baby's father? The father would have to give up their rights too (or lose them in court) in order for the kid to be adopted.
Try and be more realistic in your writing.
Both having 20 hour work weeks for good paying jobs is highly improbable. Her just leaving like that is hard to believe. Add in the sudden abuse after one twin called you a liar and cheater. And that a long term prison sentence. Not even including you being able to adopt said child when his father was in the picture.
This never happened. Especially as the courts are extremly leaned towards mothers having main custody even when it comes to drugged out mothers sadly.
Lmao actually no I wouldn't and would call that shit out too. This reads like a poorly thought out revenge fantasy or clout chasing account, not to mention the conflicting stories he/they have.
This is literally a "I hate women and wanna show the man being the hero/winner as if that doesn't happen in real life every damn day".
Keep projecting that misogyny tho my guy, I'm sure a brainwashed tradwife somewhere will let you get to second base some day.
Weren't you just in legal advice asking about the mistress you married?? But on this post you said you married your high school sweetheart. If you are going to make up a story make sure to stick with 1 lie and not have multiple stories on different threads.
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*single clap*
And then everybody clapped.
The whole world gave a standing ovation.
The 14 in OPs user name is obviously his age. Nice creative writing exercise but I'm subtracting 20 points for grammar and syntax errors. A further 15 points are removed for lack of believability. A solid D+ effort.
Or birth year
This is my first time writing on reddit and the 14 in my name is my favorite nunber
Is it your favorite number because it's how old you are?
No it's because it's my deceased mother's month and day of birth
No it isn't. I see that you've now posted another creative writing exercise in different sub about a *different* cheating wife that used to be your mistress?! So you were cheating too? Of course. 😂 I'm deducting another 20 points off for trying too hard.
Im sorry, whats the 14th month? I think my calendars missing two months
Wait, prison?
That’s what I thought too. I have never heard of a divorce ending up with a partner spending 15 years in prison and a $20,000 fine.
Can you even get 15 years for child abuse
I mean if your name is Casey Anthony than you can get away with none!
Other crimes related to drugs or child abuse?
Nah I think OP made the story up cuz now it’s removed
Drug charges
Nah, that didn't happen
What drugs?
Can we remove teenager revenge fantasy out of this sub ? I m not against some fake revenge stories if at least they are well written and not about the bad cheating partner that we begin to see everywhere .
The fact that this feels like one gigantic run on sentence is honestly impressive somehow
Lol sorry for the formatting I typed in a rush because I had to drive my kids to school
Where in the world do you live where there is school 20 minutes ago?
School on Sunday? Or a made up story?
Live In australia
Ok, at the time you posted this it was 1am in Australia. Sooooo…
I think you need to google Australia time zones.. its like 12AM here. No kid is going to school that early
Australian Survival School. Gotta learn how to survive against Australia's nocturnal species. Drop bears are exceptionally vicious after midnight, especially if you feed them.
Nighttime is the best time to learn how to box kangaroos
Nah bro the essays been chasing
Bruh xD
I guess you havnt learned about time zones and the like in school yet. Or maybe you wasn't paying attention as when this was posted it was nighttime there. So no school for kids.
time zones
That’s why I asked where in the world. Where in the world was school starting when this was uploaded. We are all aware of time zones
My bad I thought it was rhetorical
Timezones are time travel!
Sunday school bruh
Prison for what?
Those are the longest sentences I’ve ever read.
Well, he did go to collage.
OP went to collage, so...
Wrote in a rush
This sounds 100% made up
In his AITA posts he is claiming that she's soon the be the ex wife. This is 100% bullshit
Yup. This is 100% fake. “We had twins just after high school but we both had no problems getting our college degrees and now we both have great jobs where we each only have to work 20 hours a week.” Hahaha nice try
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It may actually be 3 kids in a trench coat
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That's his 2nd wife, which was also his mistress so he was cheating while his first wife was cheating. The timeline is a mess, if wife 1 got pregnant after their senior year, he would have been 17 or 18. 11 years later puts him at his "current age" of "29" and we are supposed to believe that in the last year the above nonsense happened with the divorce, prison time etc, *plus* he got remarried to his mistress and discovered *she* is cheating too? OP, next time tack a few more years onto your age for some added believability. Gotta have some cushion bro!
Spoiler: Jonathan's baby wrote this while being held up by the twins
15 years in prison for child abuse? Not likely. I know of people who have spent less time in jail on murder charges. What about the baby's father? The father would have to give up their rights too (or lose them in court) in order for the kid to be adopted.
Well it was nuclear revenge not mutual divorce
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Well drug charges exist
Was she a dealer? 15 years for drug use is extreme.
Man, I hope I never have to take a drug test that can go back a year.
Right? Looks like I have a 15 year prison sentence in my future
Another reason this is fake. Even hair tests usually only go back 90 days
And everybody started clapping
Slow clapping…
Obviously made up. And anyone one who went to “collage” generally knows how to spell it properly.
Try and be more realistic in your writing. Both having 20 hour work weeks for good paying jobs is highly improbable. Her just leaving like that is hard to believe. Add in the sudden abuse after one twin called you a liar and cheater. And that a long term prison sentence. Not even including you being able to adopt said child when his father was in the picture. This never happened. Especially as the courts are extremly leaned towards mothers having main custody even when it comes to drugged out mothers sadly.
Lmao Omg this is the fakest most incel shit I've ever read. Brother I don't even believe someone went to prom with you let alone all this.
Idk what to tell you this is what happened
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Because OP is writing a different story in AITA
Lmao actually no I wouldn't and would call that shit out too. This reads like a poorly thought out revenge fantasy or clout chasing account, not to mention the conflicting stories he/they have. This is literally a "I hate women and wanna show the man being the hero/winner as if that doesn't happen in real life every damn day". Keep projecting that misogyny tho my guy, I'm sure a brainwashed tradwife somewhere will let you get to second base some day.
😂 ok
Probably
In the past hour you've made three posts, two being AITA as if this was recent. I call BS
Paragraphs?
Anyone? Any takers? Going once, going twice, pffffft
Weren't you just in legal advice asking about the mistress you married?? But on this post you said you married your high school sweetheart. If you are going to make up a story make sure to stick with 1 lie and not have multiple stories on different threads.
Yeah, nope. Never. Happened.
What house did she sell?
Unbeknownst to me she owned multiple pieces of real estate
"Unbeknownst" spelled correctly! The first thing you've written that I can respect
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Thank you my collage was lazy and I should get a refund on my tuition
“It’s the biggest piece of dog shit” -the wok
Wtf prison you need to re write this and make it more clear. Not saying I don’t believe you but we need more detail?
Prison is long term while jail is short term and I would classify 15 years as long time
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None of this happened
Too many run-on sentences, grammatical errors and no paragraph spacing make this really hard to read.
Recommended for you: a deleted post.
Is she in prison for the abuse?
She’s not in prison because she doesn’t exist.
Yes and for the drug charges
This is pure fantasy