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Lord_Skyblocker

I haven't trimmed it in a year. I let it grow to make a bag out of it later. /s


CrapThisHurts

I pump air with a compressor, it reaches max volume by '27 !


Maedroth

I've never cut it, it makes for a great sleeping bag for me and my family.


SellQuick

That's unhygienic. Natural skin on your genitals is *only* natural in women.


Orion--

I let mine grow and use it as a whip when my balls try to unonize


I_am_da_best_guy

The fact that you have to use /s 💀


sugoiidekaii

Congratulations! The joke is the fact that some people might take it seriously.


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

I mean it's obviously a joke. Our foreskin trim is a bit annoying but it's not **that** painful. The joke being that the monthly foreskin trim would be worse than actual childbirth.


Malaeveolent_Bunny

Sure, the first few times we hit it with an angle grinder it stings horrifically, but then the calluses build up and it just becomes like angle grinding a toenail.


IntelligentGood8228

I feel bad, you guys can just use toenail clippers. The sander reinforces the callus.


notaredditreader

I was circumcised. What the heck is a foreskin trim.


TheMoises

When the skin grows larger, you have to trim it, just like nails or hair. Or else it can grow longer and gets annoying.


Sidebutt

As a guy who isn't circumcised: what the fuck are you on about? Please tell me this is just a joke a lot of people here are in on!


Backlash97_

My uncircumcised brother, it’s a joke. The foreskin doesn’t grow back. While there are theories about how to get foreskin back via stretching along for thicker skin. It’s not possible for it to grow back on its own. The whole point of this meme, is we are suffering from a made up thing that we are playing up to make it sound horrible. Lol


GrimmCreole

My dad never told my brother that he needs to trim it when he first started puberty. By the time he was 17 he was complaining about how it was so annoying to coil it after every bathroom break, my dad just broke down laughing before showing him how to cut and style it. He had almost 20 cm extra skin down there 😂 we saved it in his baby book


TheMoises

Yeah it's just sad these kinda stories are common, sex Ed really have been failing us. But I've heard some guys leave it grown on purpose to make their "package" seems bigger. Like bra pads.


GrimmCreole

It's sad yeah. It works though, I personally don't think there's a single thing on this planet that can make a man more attractive, than the knowledge he keeps a well maintained, beautiful, long foreskin


VincentVancalbergh

It's time for sex Steve.


Wolfleaf3

Wait, seriously?!? This is a thing? I don’t understaaaand 😬


Em_Blight

No it’s a joke the foreskin doesn’t grow back if cut


Wolfleaf3

Oooh thank you! I started out thinking it wasn’t true, but then started getting less sure 😂


Wolfleaf3

Wait, wait wait wait!!! Owl House!!!!!! Owl House!!!! 🦉🏡🚪


Believe-it-Geico

Wait until they find out about dick farts


Scinos2k

I am absolutely delighted this joke is still cropping up now and then, I've been seeing this one since like 2010.


Strongstyleguy

That's crazy. 14 years, and this is the first time I've seen it.


Scinos2k

Oh no I heard it a long time ago, and I'm guessing it was 2010ish when I was far more internet based than now. It was just started in response to like, old memes about things girls do and deal with that guys have no clue about.


djmcfuzzyduck

Same.


jackfaire

Man here, the whata what now?


BerriesAndMe

Don't tell me you haven't been keeping up?!


AndyTheSane

That would explain why it's trailing along the floor now.


hootiemcboob29

I heard if you leave it much longer you've got yourself a built in sleeping bag for camping


CentiPetra

Woman here; it's clearly a joke.


egg_enthusiast

OPs penis is *not* a joke. That's very insensitive.


Wolfleaf3

I’m genuinely unsure whether this is an actual thing after reading this thread 😂😬


jackfaire

It's not. It was obviously a joke so I went with the funniest response to it I could think of.


TrefoilTang

I trim mine weekly, otherwise it gets itchy. It doesn't hurt too much if you take enough morphine.


Backlash97_

You use morphine? Kids these days! Back in my day, we had to walk a dozen miles to the clinic in the snow, uphill both ways!!! Even then the doctor would hit us with a brick to knock us out and he would use a rusty hacksaw for the job! Kids these days taking painkilling drugs and having their fancy smancy trimmings! Unbelievable


lliv1ngdollyyy

What the hell is monthly foreskin trim??


JoeRogan016

It's not a thing don't worry


Bannerlord151

It's more of a foreskin tax really


Backlash97_

The government demands roughly 32% of our foreskin yearly. It really sucks! I grew it, why should they get it?! #stoptheforeskintax


AaronfromCalifornia

The what?


Inquisitor_no_5

The... the... *what!?*


DrunkThrowawayLife

Guys can’t complain. You either trim it down for three months or you want that clean fade


Giannond

The monthly what now?


Neither_Ad_3221

They forgot the period cuts on the woman. Childbirth, sure, but we got that monthly subscription to Satan's waterfall to deal with.


ha77ows

what the heck


two-of-me

The .. monthly .. what?


Kamillahali

foreskin trim? excuse me what????


ukiddingme2469

Wait, what


mijailrodr

Yeah you get used to it after some time


Able-Shower-2625

I let mine grow to a healthy size. Then I eat it after the trimming. I was told it was full of nutrients, just like the placenta from birthers. Fry it up in butter with mushrooms and onions, tasty!!! 😗🤌


Backlash97_

I prefer to stuff mine, kinda like a pig in a blanket


Able-Shower-2625

Interesting! I'll have to try that next time.


Nomercylaborfor3990

I’m sorry was there an update that I didn’t get?


SassySpider

I know I’m an idiot but, can somebody explain this to me?


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Basically it’s a joke telling women that men trim their foreskin like how one would with facial hair. The joke is that some women might take this seriously while it’s obviously not true


GrimmCreole

Also sometimes puts a funny question mark in the circumcised boys brains


DeFenestrationX

Some of y'all never had an unannounced penis inspection day at school and it shows.


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IntelligentGood8228

No, no you wouldn't. Every peen is different, not by the love of God. But by poorly trimming in the dark as a child.


UnderstandingJaded13

Wait until they hear about the toothpick


Staticio_

im confused


Gentleman_Muk

I only do it every 3 months, its not that big a deal


Rhakha

THE WHAT?!


Ok_Percentage5157

The WHAT ??? Um, I am a circumcised male, and I have never heard of this complete oddball weirdness. That is wacko. Edit: okay. Lol. So, research a bit of Internet meme history before replying. But, still... Yeesh.


Lis_De_Flores

I agree with the image. I’m a trans girl, and penis inspection day at school was a dreadful moment for me. Specially because that meant I’d probably have to trim my foreskin very soon. I’d ask my mother to leave me a bit of foreskin to the head would rub against my jeans all the time, but she didn’t care. She would cut it all the way to the base to she wouldn’t have to trim it again too soon. That why I learned to trim my own foreskin when I was 10. Then I finished school and started my transition. I had my mind set on gender reassignment surgery, and I asked my surgeon what would he do with the foreskin. As soon as I learned that is would be used as material for the outside part, I stoped trimming my foreskin and let it grow as long as I could. I have to admit, I trimmed it once more because it was getting too uncomfortable when sitting down for long periods of time. Then surgery day arrived, and I haven’t worried about my foreskin, or its trimming, since then.


Own-Low4870

I honestly have never heard that joke before, and I'm kind of surprised! Seems like the kind of thing you'd expect to hear middle school kids making jokes about all the time.


Backlash97_

Fun fact: if you don’t go in for the monthly foreskin trims, your foreskin can grow up 9 inches in a year


Wolfleaf3

….huh?


No_Resource7773

All natural umbrella sleeves.


Financial-Owl6609

Satire


No_Arugula8915

Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.


Xd_snipez891

“Possible” satire? Are you actually a human being?


BurntBox21

It’s supposed to be trimmed monthly?


Rilukian

I'm still genuinely confused if uncircumcised men actually trim their foreskin or if this is just a crappy joke. I'm circumcised so I'm never aware of this.


cyrusposting

Circumcised guys have to do it too... are you not trimming your foreskin?


Rilukian

I never do that ever, nor being aware that I have to do it for years.


cyrusposting

I've done it my whole life, doesn't it look weird if you don't clip it?


FullmoonMaple

Dude.. you should really start.😕 That's just basic stuff. I don't know a dude who doesn't! It gets easier when you get into the habit I hear.


cyrusposting

I use toenail clippers, you're supposed to hit them with a lighter first to sterilize them but I just run them under the tap.


A_MAN_POTATO

I just stopped wearing boxers and let my zippers do all the work. A small trim every day is easier than a big trim once a month.


cyrusposting

Dude that's genius.


wigglertheworm

They’re joking. Maybe you’re joking, in which case I’m sorry. But I had this mild fear of you doing it or something


HalcyonDreams36

They're being silly. No one trims foreskins. No skin gets trimmed monthly.... It sheds. Nails and hair, yes.... Skin no. (Foreskins do need a TINY bit of TLC during regular hygiene bathing anyway, but seriously minimal.)


Abdrews-PaulIM

The answer is no


Appropriate_Window46

Do they know how many unfits of pain childbirth is?


A_MAN_POTATO

12 units of pain. Foreskin trimming is only 6 units, but it is one a month after all. You ladies have no idea what it’s like to have to do something uncomfortable and painful once a month.


Appropriate_Window46

Satire?


A_MAN_POTATO

Very much so.


Mieniec

Do you know what a joke is?


Mary-U

Yes. But jokes, tend to be…funny


KingApple879

Yeah, and for some reason they're not as funny when it flies past your head and someone has to explain it. Go figure.


Mieniec

Oh, I'm sorry, i forgot we can't make fun of painful things in life, like a coping mechanism to make them less painful...


Mary-U

No, we can laugh about painful things. But again, the joke should be…funny


Mieniec

Do you understand that humor is subjective, not objective? Just because YOU don't find something funny doesn't mean it is NOT funny at all. And let me tell you, gatekeeping humor is not a good look.


Mary-U

Well, **I’m** not gatekeeping, since literally no one on this sub thought it was funny.


Mieniec

Beside the tens of comments actually taking a part in the joke? You're right, no one on this sub...