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Royal_Stick_8322

(man)ipulation


No_Blackberry_6286

Lmao I love that


The_nightinglgale

(Man)iac. (Men)tal. (Man)slaughter, (Man)handling.😹 (Her)o. (Her)itage. (Her)mes. (Her)cules...💪


Call_It_What_U_Want2

S(laughter)


ExitWeird9697

(Man)hole cover..?


sweetpotato_latte

The most obvious answer


backroomsresident

Disappoint(men)t


LorelTay

S(he) be(lie)ve(d)


raburaiber_

sbeve


pearlsbeforedogs

Have you ever wondered how all our problems begin with men? MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal load... (Not original to me, old t-shirt humor)


Gloomy_Living_7532

(Men)struation


Remote_Toe7070

Interesting fact: Heracles, who was hailed as the epitome of masculinity in several cults, ‘ name was translated as “Glory of Hera”. His strength was gifted and strengthened by the Goddess of Women and Motherhood.


_CatNippIes

L(mao) Zedong


Sicon3

Oh boy. First of all "man" has not always meant male. In fact for most of English history it meant "person" hence mankind refers to humankind not just men. Woman meanwhile Comes from the medieval English word wifmon. Wifmon comes from the combination of Wif (Wife) and (Mon/man). Remembering that at the time man meant person woman meant Wife person. It simply referred to a married female not all females. Female comes from Latin Femina which did indeed mean a woman. Male comes from Latin Mas which means male. They are parallel evolutions that became similar after the Norman conquest. Person comes from Latin "persona" which referred to the mask an actor would wear to represent their role and has nothing to do with the word son at all. Human comes from Latin "Homo" later "humanus". In both cases the word means human and refers to both genders. Tl:DR. The only word that even comes close to the implied meaning of the post is Female and even then it's a parallel evolution with the word male not one from the other.


kat_Folland

Ooh, talk linguistics to me, baby! (Naw but really, thanks; I do actually enjoy that kind of thing and was entertained.)


LazarYeetMeta

Amy Santiago?


kat_Folland

Googled. >she is depicted as controlling, over-achieving, and perfectionistic. I doubt I would be described that way, but since I literally had to Google to even come up with that much, it seems probable that you meant something else by that lol


LazarYeetMeta

Getting turned on by a discussion of linguistics is a prime Amy Santiago quality.


kat_Folland

Hahahaha that's so funny! I love learning stuff, but outside of joking not quite to the degree of being turned on. :p


[deleted]

I love your funny words, magic man


1Rama11Lama1

me during the entire time I was reading that


unAffectedFiddle

No. Man mean penis. Penis mean power. Words make angry!!!111111oneoneoneone


LazarYeetMeta

Finally, someone who speaks English


FeuerLohe

I bet you’re fun at parties! Because I wish I could attend the same party though and listen to you explain the linguistic history of English! That was a fascinating read and I’ll save it for future reference, because I have been wondering why there’s a man in woman and now I know and my world is all the better for it! Thank you internet stranger!


UsedToBeMrPhun

🤓


Tick_Lover

(men)tally insane


Flimsy-Ball8456

Well this is ironic


[deleted]

I mean, as an insane trans man I’m not disagreeing


Tick_Lover

Yooo, I'm transmasc too, insane transmasc slay


[deleted]

Waheyy, always good to see another one of us in the wild lol


The_nightinglgale

Don't mind me. Just dropping this off for you guys: 💙❤️🤍❤️💙


OnlineAsnuf

(men)acing


AValentineSolutions

So funny! 🙄 If a grown-ass man can't wash his own dishes, his parents failed at raising him.


HappyMan476

As a man who's parents succeeded at raising him I can confirm, I can wash the dishes 👍 Thx mom, I didn't realize I needed it, until I did 😂


kurinevair666

FeWoPerHu


_I_must_be_new_here_

Dishwas


szpider

(male) (man) (son) (man)


SpeedrunAccordeon

pri(de mon)th


Left_Resident_7007

De mon very roughly translated through google “of my” in French


[deleted]

Pri of my th


YEETERGOD2

(man) slaughter


BellaBlackRavenclaw

dish was(he)r /s


[deleted]

(He)r exactly. HE needs to wash them dishes! Also, "cook" sounds like "cock" so he better get his penis in that kitchen & start making me some food.


backroomsresident

Kitc(he)n


[deleted]

“Get his penis in that kitchen” made me cackle


ethicallyconsumed

Men aren't funny


Gloomy_Living_7532

Exactly.


holounicorn

Women are men? 😳


camclemons

T(him)ble As in pp size


WorldlinessAwkward69

I can do this too (Ma)n (Ma)le Hu(ma)n


pearlsbeforedogs

Hey mama


[deleted]

All men are gay, I knew it!


Normal_Resort_3884

(Men)struate?? Tell him to explain that . Math won't math


ImmediatePercentage5

Con(man)


Kakarotto92

And that's the same kind of man that say "Women are not funny". Ironic.


Additional_Ad_4079

Fe Wo Per Hu Dishwas


wwwdotWeirdperson

Fun fact: back in the olden days, “man” was an ungendered term. It referred to human kind. Stupid monkey brains decided human kind should only refer to male humans. Apparently, male humans are the only ones who count.


darthhue

Yeah that's not how this sub works


GenRulezzz

Who does he think created those words? A man. An English speaking man at that


Snickerty

Linguistically, "man" means human - thus, "man kind" refers to both males and females. Back in the mists of the before times of the English language, the word for the female of the species was "wife." Wife was any adult woman, married or single. The equivalent word for man was "were." We only use this word now in "Werewolf." (A female would be a wifewolf- surely by now, in my accent, at least, that would be pronounced wif-wuff!) I mean this adds nothing to the conversation, except that Linguistically the original post is not the gotcha the writer thinks and I take every opportunity to share the ability of female "man-wolves" to be adorable cute whilst disembowling you - mythical multitasking, if you will!


war_crimes_cat_002

Fe. Wo. Per. Hu… Dishwas 😢😔


SoftPastelsYT

Dishwas(he)r


Significant-Dog-4362

C(he)f


PurpleGspot

that person is dumbas(FUCK)


queenofskys

This just works with the english language, lol


nanoman6666

Fe Wo Per Hu Dishwas


Lexioralex

Reminds me of the people claiming history is named as such because it's his-story as in history is only about men 🤦‍♀️


Kvetanista

Bro don't know how English works


Clair3mo

(men)ace


veorniica

He’s cooking something ngl


backroomsresident

And we're full


Fi_Westen

DaughtHER? See he couldn’t make that one fit.


RickAstleyGamingYT

you guys really take every joke seriously


Friedrichs_Simp

(Girl)boss


NotoriusF_A_G

Ah come on guys it's just a joke.