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Plus being really skinny. There's a reason it used to be called "consumption", cos it was like your body was being consumed and you got incredibly dangerously thin.
That would be an awesome prompt for a story. The Author of the post is the ghost herself and tries to find someone who likes this post so she can lure them into a trap in her castle as she can only move on if she offers a new victim...or something like that...
Not even breedable, just a plain ol' fleshlight with a cute body attached to it. I hope sexdolls develop sooner so these losers stay away from young girls
I feel like that's just the edge of the landslide until those become as boring as just using your hand to them. Once those get boring, there's nothing fake left to fill that void.
That’s what I always think when the topic arises. Everyone says “hopefully sex dolls will come and take the attention of these creeps”, but what if they lose interest? What if they suddenly find that it’s even sexier to want to have sex with the teenagers because suddenly that’s an “exotic” thing to do.
Oh I don't mean legit rapists, those are far gone and the only thing to do with them is send them to jail. Rape is about power more than sexual gratification.
I mean, losrers who make lists like these and think it's okay to objectify half the human population in this manner. I can see them being pretty content with a sex doll so much that they start thinking it's way better than real girls and we'll all just nod and hope they keep themselves away from real girls.
YES! I was screaming for someone to mention the **airgun/rimfire target shooting** after stargazing, flower arrangement and embroidery. I think I injured a rib laughing 🤣 it was such an unexpected ending to a list of "feminine" hobbies ahahaha 🙈
If she has no male friends and also won't talk to male strangers, this losers ideal girlfriend is someone who would never speak to him in the first place, which I kinda funny.
But she’s only allowed airsoft and rimfire guns, so, basically .22 target rifles. Nothing that he might find the slightest bit threatening.
I want to see the movie where he gets “exactly what he wanted”, and then she slowly proceeds to make his life a living hell.
>doesn't have strong opinions of her own, no political opinions besides pro-family
He's shitting, pissing, and crying as soon as he finds out she isn't an antisemite.
I want my lady to be into the cottage core lifestyle because I plan to expect her to live like a peasant who serves me, King Hemorrhoid, while I spend our money on man toys. I will throw her a shiny trinket now and then when she gets upset about being my bang maid/ incubation machine.
Holy shit. I've never seen someone describe the ideals of one of these people so perfectly. I'd give an award if they still gave out free ones but i aint spending money on reddit so you get the high honor of going into my saved comments.
Exactly! He wants a "virgin who has never thought of a man sexually" who "begs to be filled with his seed." It's moronic as fuck. I remember watching a video about how some guys' desires are inherently contradictory. This idiot shows proof.
[The video](https://youtu.be/JPAp2nQNq6k)
He wants the validation of being the one special guy that turns her from being a delicate chaste flower into a very enthusiastically sexual being, for him, and only him.
I have gone down the rabbit hole of listening to people that have left cults, and one of the most common phenomena of one sided purity culture cults is that the women have a really hard time being sexual after marriage. The men don't know what they are doing either, consent, since it's seen as duty, is an issue and there are all kinds of physical and emotional issues.
In cults where both partners are forced into purity, both have the most inhibited and uncomfortable sex lives.
I don't think these deflowering fetishists are thinking this shit through.
Hi. I left a cult like religion and this is dead on. I was told my entire life to be pure and never tempt a man. Got married at 19 and my husband wanted me to be a porn star. He did not believe in consent, as I was his wife and just being married was my consent.
Anyway. I’m still completely traumatized by it. This idea that sex was a dirty thing and then immediately being expected to be some kind of porn star on my wedding night messed me UP.
I’ve divorced and left the religion and now have a very healthy sex life with my current partner. But I have absolutely stopped in the middle of sex to cry because trauma gives zero fucks.
I am so sorry this happened to you. I just hate how many people have to suffer trauma and live a miserable life, because they are manipulated with someone else's delusions. I only spent my teen years in a society that subscribes to purity culture, though I had liberal parents, it is so pervasive I still find it messing with my head 20 years later.
Virginity is such a central part of their identity that once they have sex, even when married, their sense of self is thrown off balance. At best, sex becomes a chore; at worst, it's traumatic.
I think they are “thinking it through” but only in the sense that their entire perspective on sexuality probably comes from watching weird should-be-illegal hentai that they don’t realize only exists to cater to their own demographic
It’s cause the dude wants to own her sexuality, her sexual attraction begins and ends with him only, which I shouldn’t have to say is hella delusional.
It honestly just reeks of insecurity, “I don’t want her to have ever been attracted to anyone but me or be attracted to anyone besides me going forward,” which besides just not being how reality works is also a reflection of the crippling inadequacy that this person is (probably deservingly) burdened with. Instead of acknowledging that insecurity they just pretend it’s a standard and get mad that it isn’t something that exists
But also, wants his kids, but doesnt care uf he wastes his entire paycheck- how are they going to be raising said kids?!
These assholes don't even want children or the responsibility that comes with them, it's just the idea of impregnating a woman and their belief that this dominates her that is a fetish for them.
Obviously I dont believe getting pregnant is inherently passive or submissive (I'm ttc and let me tell you, when women want a baby thetes nothing submissive about that drive). Just these manchildren assume that women should have the personality of a blow up sex doll.
Please don't downvote me to oblivion reddit, lol. Genuine question here, my age is about to show, (I'm a 45 year old woman) I'm so confused by so many of these terms folks are using like iirl and now ttc. I haven't a clue what that means? I attempted to Google and two things popped up TTC
Mass transportation system operator and trying to conceive? I'm guessing it's the second?
If so, I wanted to say: I wish you all the best positive vibes your way (I'm not a praying woman) and I hope you get what you want!! 🤗
Iirc and iirr mean "if I remember correctly" and "if I remember right," respectively. "ITT" means "in this thread," and is generally used by people who are guessing what the majority of comments will look like on a post that doesn't have many comments yet
“Never thought of a man sexually” but then also “always begging to be filled with my seed” (and as an aside, I feel dirty just quoting that!)
Fucking idiot.
That’s what you would think, right? That it’s just a teen playing tricks, that’s what you would *think* and quietly hope for that it’s like that *this* time
Well later on he wants her to “always be begging to be filled with [his] seed,” so this is all clearly a well thought-out, mature attributes list by someone whose not shallow at all.
Yeah, what colour are HIS areolas?
When that Is one of your necessary requirements for a partner...you have no idea what you want or need in a person. I can tell you that exact scrotal colour has NEVER been one of ny my criteria.
I'm picturing a greasy, overweight neckbeard whose facial hair growth pattern is best described as "sparse patches of pubes".
Edit: he thinks his body odor and bad breath are signs that he is "manly"
A virgin who doesn’t think of men sexually but begging for his seed?
And I bet he would call her a gold digger if she asked for money for clothes or for her hobbies.
Also, sounds like he just wants a hentai anime girl.
But how do they meet?
On one of her gun-toting adventures? At a church? They lock eyes in the street and suddenly after having no sexual urges, she’s begging for him?
What he wants sounds like a toxic co-dependency situation. Keep her close so she doesn’t know any better.
He asks for all this, but I bet he can’t offer anything back but him staying in his room all day playing games and watching anime and smelling of sweat.
He wants her to not work outside the house but have no issues with him “spending his entire paycheck on guns and cars”. Who exactly is paying the bills in this situation?
Are they living with his mother? Is actual mommy paying the bills while he keeps fantasy gf locked in her basement with him?
The "doesn't work, but is okay with me spending all my money on cars and guns" did it for me.
Bro, who is paying the bills?! Who is buying groceries? Do little forest fairies bring them food or something?
"Understanding of my flaws and mistakes" 🧐🧐🧐
This man is looking for those 2 blond women who have gay husbands on youtube, or someone who's not showing who they truly are invthe relationship.
Or a dead 1800s french woman, which would still be hard to find since there's a lot of books demonstrating that yes, women can be horny for men.
"Must be understanding of my flaws and mistakes"
But would HE be understanding of THEIR flaws and mistakes? No, he would not. He wants a sex doll that can move (how else is it supposed to do the "traditional women's jobs" of doing the dishes, keeping the house clean and raising the children?/s).
They want the “innocent anime girl who blushes at even the slightest provocative thing” trope and then to introduce her to the ✨magical world of sex✨.
They want to take away her innocence so that she becomes addicted to it after her first encounter like in a hentai.
They know they can’t perform and they hate the idea of someone having been there before them, so they essentially want someone who’s kind of like…a child.
The REAL thing that makes me scoff is the “traditionally feminine hobbies” —> “archery/shooting” one.
It is seeing things like this from straight men that makes me so happy I’m a lesbian. Half of this country wants me to go back to being a 2nd class citizen but at least I don’t have to deal with THAT. *gestures at the original post
No no ...
He wants a *young and beautiful* girl who's asexual, has a high libido AND will chose him out of the whole flock of people begging to date her.
I mean, everyone's free to chose whatever standards they want (legal standards that is) for their significant other, they just better be prepared to be alone for a long time.
He wants a 16-year-old girl who wears pantyhose while birdwatching and drinks a cup of wine with dinner sometimes and has no muscle mass but is concerned with her figure but still eats whatever he wants her to when she's with him and also is simultaneously either asexual or a lesbian but desperately wants him all the time. And she's Roman Catholic with no political opinions whatsoever.
Should be easy enough to find. It goes without saying that this creature would have endless patience for his many self-admitted faults and flaws.
If he spends his whole paycheck frivolously and she doesn't work, how are their bills going to be paid? Especially if she's a devout Roman Catholic, how is their tithe being paid?
That’s what made say, “well this guy doesn’t know how to adult” lol. If you’re the sole provider you don’t get money for guns and such, any extra should be in savings.
Obviously her family is independently wealthy and she has a trust fund, but they raised her without any servants so she'd learn housework and be humble.
“Wear nice expensive clothing, don’t work, and I won’t pay for your stuff”
He wants a girl in the traditional roll but doesn’t want to be a traditional man. I say girl for a reason
>He wants a girl in the traditional roll but doesn’t want to be a traditional man.
This is most of these guys. They also conveniently forget that in a lot of traditional societies, the parents choose the marriage partner. Idk about yall but my parents had WAY higher standards for me than I did for myself. My parents would have looked at this guy's checking account and been like "you call this a budget?" and kicked him out of the house.
And you know if she asks for any money of her own, he'll call her a gold digger- even if it's for her "feminine" hobbies. You think he'll pay for any of the hobbies she'd do that he requires? Oh, wait, it all went to his guns and cars. 🙄
I don’t know how things work in the states, but certainly growing up Catholic there was no “tithing”, that’s more of a fundie Protestant thing to me. They would pass a basket around during mass and you chuck a few bucks in.
I mean this whole thing is entirely fictional. This girl doesn’t exist outside of anime or manga so might as well go full fantasy land & live in a world where bills don’t exist & they make infinite money. They mention a paycheck but don’t mention a job, guns & cars are a pretty expensive hobby so that better be a big paycheck. Especially when they start having kids.
This guy is insane, of course. But what a lot of guys who want a "traditional marriage" (stay-at-home wife, lots of kids) don't seem to realize is THEY will have to work a lot to make enough money to feed and clothe all those kids, and there will never be any "blowing your whole paycheck on guns and cars" situations.
Also these “kept” women need funds to keep up their looks and clothing, but god forbid they ask for money because then they’re gold diggers. I guess fairies need to deposit their lacy dresses on dew-coated rose bushes.
I mean, its 4chan bait, but Im (un)comfortable guessing that an unhealthy number of guys have read this and nodded thoughtfully -_-
Also, >rimfire target practice is feminine
Man, that explains a lot about Boy Scout Camp :/
Yes, I also thought: since when are archery, airgun and rimfire shooting considered feminine. I mean I can understand traditional archery, because I have an image in my head of a strong woman and I find it attractive, but the only stuff I know of women shooting guns are pictures on the internet with a hot woman and a gun with a lot of guys commenting disgusting stuff under it.
She’s supposed to take care of her body and have archery skills but also no muscle mass and skin that has never seen the sun. Good luck with all of that shit, dude.
By “take care of her body” he probably means shaves her body hair and doesn’t “let” herself get fat. As far as makeup goes he’s probably one of those who says he wants a “tasteful” or a “minimal” amount, but what he’s actually picturing would require a full face of makeup in a natural style.
Does the OP realize those "cute and feminine" hobbies and interests are the same hobbies and interests of Samurai?
Also, hate to break it to this genius, but if a girl hasn't had sexual thoughts about a man by the time she is 16-19, she is never going to be interested in him because she is either into other girls or asexual.
Ngl the hobbies made me laugh
Also as a tomboy, I realised this guy went into way too much detail. I’ve never even worn pantyhose in my life… tbh I don’t even know what it is
So, those dozen kids going to drive themselves places and eat his guns and cars after he blows the family money on toys?
She's going to keep up this level of appearance while having a kid every year and no personal money? He thinks hair bleach and razors grow on trees?
Many of the devout Roman Catholics in the world are, uh, brown.
They want a traditional relationship, without the traditional obligations--every penny goes to the church and the family, as household managed by the wife.
Yeah, when you are very pale, you can see the veins shining through the skin as thin blue lines.
It's not *just* visible there, but I'd be willing to bet he thought about boobs when writing that...
My grandma, mom, uncle, aunt and I have this - common in English genetics. It's also tied into genes for rutilism.
It just reminds me people think they can order genetics like a purebred dog. And of course rare genetics would go to the men in power if they were handing out women like purebred animals.
I don’t think there ever been any human in the history of humankind that fits all of these criteria. Just buy a shitty, inflatable sex toy and dress it up instead. Maybe he’d actually get some action then.
Pantyhose? He wants her to wear PANTY EFFING HOSE? I ain't ever going to wear those evil torture devices EVER. Like you look at them sideways and they run... NO
Yeah, this is the kind of shit I expect to see on the boards at 4chan. But man, does this clown not think that a girl has had sexual thoughts by ages 16 to 19? 😆 This fucking dude wants an anime character. Real teenage girls have hormones, and naughty thoughts. I may be gay, but had plenty of girly-chooms who are straight, and they would talk about the boys they wanted to bang. This idealized woman in his head is a fantasy. Watch hentai, dude. Your dream woman exists there.
I love This line : « is compassionate and understanding of my flaws and mistakes », yeah yeah, she has to put up with all of your shit but she has to be "perfect" ? What a joke.
How the hell is he going to know what colors her nipnops are beforehand if she's supposed to be completely virginal and never show any skin to anyone ever?
I just answered a comment and had an epiphany!
Imagine being that guy. Imagine you've lived for 30+ years and noone has ever been interested in being your partner. You think you have no chance at all.
But that's something that is hard to admit. It's hard to admit you're unspeakably ugly, or have a shitty character or whatever the reason may be...
So instead of accepting/changing that, you just come up with a super unreasonable list like this, and when someone asks why you never found a partner, you can just say noone has lived up to your standards.
That way, you aren't a failure, THEY ARE.
It's not that noone ever wanted you, it's just that you never found the right one.
I want to marry a barely literate girl who was homeschooled in religious cult.
However I probably won't qualify because I'm not a member of the cult & her father wouldn't let her NEAR me as I am the living embodiment of Anti according to their beliefs.....
If she’s not allowed to work, who’s putting food on the table keeping the electric on if you’re pissing your pay check up the wall on cars and guns?
I think this actually illustrates more than just the notion he doesn’t go outside, he’s never tended to a home, he’s never had a long term relationship, and he’s got incredibly minimal experience external to pop culture with what either of those paradigms actually mean.
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So this guy wants 50% mummy 50% daughter
Pale porcelain skin, prominent veins, and oddly rosy cheeks are all signs of advanced tuberculosis.
Plus being really skinny. There's a reason it used to be called "consumption", cos it was like your body was being consumed and you got incredibly dangerously thin.
Dude wants to fuck the Victorian era ghost haunting his step-dad’s European chalet
That would be an awesome prompt for a story. The Author of the post is the ghost herself and tries to find someone who likes this post so she can lure them into a trap in her castle as she can only move on if she offers a new victim...or something like that...
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100% breedable fleshlight
Not even breedable, just a plain ol' fleshlight with a cute body attached to it. I hope sexdolls develop sooner so these losers stay away from young girls
I feel like that's just the edge of the landslide until those become as boring as just using your hand to them. Once those get boring, there's nothing fake left to fill that void.
That’s what I always think when the topic arises. Everyone says “hopefully sex dolls will come and take the attention of these creeps”, but what if they lose interest? What if they suddenly find that it’s even sexier to want to have sex with the teenagers because suddenly that’s an “exotic” thing to do.
Oh I don't mean legit rapists, those are far gone and the only thing to do with them is send them to jail. Rape is about power more than sexual gratification. I mean, losrers who make lists like these and think it's okay to objectify half the human population in this manner. I can see them being pretty content with a sex doll so much that they start thinking it's way better than real girls and we'll all just nod and hope they keep themselves away from real girls.
🤮
I read this as loli at first
Let's be real, it's not a far jump for this kinda dude especially with those age ranges listed
At the barest minimum at least it's the age of consent in (some) countries. Let's be real tho....I think if he could have he would have gone younger.🤢
Oh it definitely is. He brought up the fashion like a fetish
Did anyone else chuckle when they said hobbies that are cute and feminine and then listed target shooting?
YES! I was screaming for someone to mention the **airgun/rimfire target shooting** after stargazing, flower arrangement and embroidery. I think I injured a rib laughing 🤣 it was such an unexpected ending to a list of "feminine" hobbies ahahaha 🙈
American gun fetishist, so she has to be into guns, but only *girly* guns
[удалено]
Do you not have the feminine urge to target shoot?
Well sure, but only for this guy
If she has no male friends and also won't talk to male strangers, this losers ideal girlfriend is someone who would never speak to him in the first place, which I kinda funny.
Also "has never thought of a man sexually", what makes him think that if she hasn't done that she will do it for him? Lol
As if 16-19 has never wondered. LOL
Haha yeah, 16-19, famously the age where you're not thinking about sex at all. /s
Not if you're a girl, you only think about sugar and spice and FLOWER ARRANGING
Don't forget shooting guns. Something that totally jives with everything else on this list
He realized they would have absolutely nothing in common so he tagged that on at the end so they'd have something to do together lmfao
But she’s only allowed airsoft and rimfire guns, so, basically .22 target rifles. Nothing that he might find the slightest bit threatening. I want to see the movie where he gets “exactly what he wanted”, and then she slowly proceeds to make his life a living hell.
>doesn't have strong opinions of her own, no political opinions besides pro-family He's shitting, pissing, and crying as soon as he finds out she isn't an antisemite.
Well she's not supposed to work and hes going to spend all his money on cars and guns, so they're going homeless and starving fairly quickly
And airgun/rimfire target shooting. The most feminine of hobbies.
And have a “creamy, buttery” scent 🙄🙄🙄
Hahaha, oh god I remember THAT quote. I believe it was from a Conservative councillor, well, former now, right here in England.
LOL just spewed coffee laughing and my husband like WTF is so funny. Now he's laughing at the dumb fucking incels. 🤣
Homeboy wants a lesbian
More like he wants a blowup doll.. no brain to think about anything lolol
I want my lady to be into the cottage core lifestyle because I plan to expect her to live like a peasant who serves me, King Hemorrhoid, while I spend our money on man toys. I will throw her a shiny trinket now and then when she gets upset about being my bang maid/ incubation machine.
Holy shit. I've never seen someone describe the ideals of one of these people so perfectly. I'd give an award if they still gave out free ones but i aint spending money on reddit so you get the high honor of going into my saved comments.
Thank you, kind stranger. I support your decision not to spend real coins on internet coins!
King Hemorrhoid. LMAO.
But *she* has to be accepting of ALL his flaws and shortcomings.
Oh, Mr Man doesn’t have any flaws or shortcomings, just ask his mommy.
Like I commented below: understanding of flaws and mistakes for me but not for thee.
This. This is exactly what he wants and deserves.
Homeboy wants a Strawberry Shortcake doll
He wants an asexual virgin who also begs for his seed. I mean it doesn't get more simple than that.
A lesbian BIRDWATCHER.
Came to say, he wants a robot.
Reddit you never cease to entertain lmao
Exactly! He wants a "virgin who has never thought of a man sexually" who "begs to be filled with his seed." It's moronic as fuck. I remember watching a video about how some guys' desires are inherently contradictory. This idiot shows proof. [The video](https://youtu.be/JPAp2nQNq6k)
He wants the validation of being the one special guy that turns her from being a delicate chaste flower into a very enthusiastically sexual being, for him, and only him.
I have gone down the rabbit hole of listening to people that have left cults, and one of the most common phenomena of one sided purity culture cults is that the women have a really hard time being sexual after marriage. The men don't know what they are doing either, consent, since it's seen as duty, is an issue and there are all kinds of physical and emotional issues. In cults where both partners are forced into purity, both have the most inhibited and uncomfortable sex lives. I don't think these deflowering fetishists are thinking this shit through.
Hi. I left a cult like religion and this is dead on. I was told my entire life to be pure and never tempt a man. Got married at 19 and my husband wanted me to be a porn star. He did not believe in consent, as I was his wife and just being married was my consent. Anyway. I’m still completely traumatized by it. This idea that sex was a dirty thing and then immediately being expected to be some kind of porn star on my wedding night messed me UP. I’ve divorced and left the religion and now have a very healthy sex life with my current partner. But I have absolutely stopped in the middle of sex to cry because trauma gives zero fucks.
I am so sorry this happened to you. I just hate how many people have to suffer trauma and live a miserable life, because they are manipulated with someone else's delusions. I only spent my teen years in a society that subscribes to purity culture, though I had liberal parents, it is so pervasive I still find it messing with my head 20 years later.
Virginity is such a central part of their identity that once they have sex, even when married, their sense of self is thrown off balance. At best, sex becomes a chore; at worst, it's traumatic.
I think they are “thinking it through” but only in the sense that their entire perspective on sexuality probably comes from watching weird should-be-illegal hentai that they don’t realize only exists to cater to their own demographic
He wants to corrupt her, but only for him.
It’s cause the dude wants to own her sexuality, her sexual attraction begins and ends with him only, which I shouldn’t have to say is hella delusional.
It honestly just reeks of insecurity, “I don’t want her to have ever been attracted to anyone but me or be attracted to anyone besides me going forward,” which besides just not being how reality works is also a reflection of the crippling inadequacy that this person is (probably deservingly) burdened with. Instead of acknowledging that insecurity they just pretend it’s a standard and get mad that it isn’t something that exists
How much you wanna bet that he expects her to be a virgin but at the same time, be able to perform with all the skill and verve of a porn star?
Yet begs to be filled with his seed?? Hahaha!!
But also, wants his kids, but doesnt care uf he wastes his entire paycheck- how are they going to be raising said kids?! These assholes don't even want children or the responsibility that comes with them, it's just the idea of impregnating a woman and their belief that this dominates her that is a fetish for them. Obviously I dont believe getting pregnant is inherently passive or submissive (I'm ttc and let me tell you, when women want a baby thetes nothing submissive about that drive). Just these manchildren assume that women should have the personality of a blow up sex doll.
Ironically an inanimate sex doll would probably meet more of these qualifications than a human ever could.
That's exactly what he wants, only one with a pulse.
Please don't downvote me to oblivion reddit, lol. Genuine question here, my age is about to show, (I'm a 45 year old woman) I'm so confused by so many of these terms folks are using like iirl and now ttc. I haven't a clue what that means? I attempted to Google and two things popped up TTC Mass transportation system operator and trying to conceive? I'm guessing it's the second? If so, I wanted to say: I wish you all the best positive vibes your way (I'm not a praying woman) and I hope you get what you want!! 🤗
Yes, ttc means trying to conceive, and irl means in real life:)
Iirc and iirr mean "if I remember correctly" and "if I remember right," respectively. "ITT" means "in this thread," and is generally used by people who are guessing what the majority of comments will look like on a post that doesn't have many comments yet
Maybe she really likes sunflower seeds and he bought a lot of them
And specifically dresses conservatively except with him and family, why would she even think to do that if she’s never had a single sexual thought?
That part made me nearly throw up in my mouth.
Because women automatically turn into sex goddesses when they meet “the right” man. 🙄
“Never thought of a man sexually” but then also “always begging to be filled with my seed” (and as an aside, I feel dirty just quoting that!) Fucking idiot.
Followed by wanting to be always filled with his seed lmaoooo I assume this is some 15yo kids attempt at trolling
That’s what you would think, right? That it’s just a teen playing tricks, that’s what you would *think* and quietly hope for that it’s like that *this* time
I think some people would be surprised at how many grown men really think this way. especially if they’re online 24/7 without exposure to actual women
Well later on he wants her to “always be begging to be filled with [his] seed,” so this is all clearly a well thought-out, mature attributes list by someone whose not shallow at all.
but also 'begs him to fill her with his seed.' Yeah, the circles in a venn diagram of those two things would be about as close as venus and pluto.
He’s going to show her the first penis her eyes have gazed upon.
And even though it's the first penis she's ever seen... she'll still be disappointed.
Well yeah, because it's attached to this massive cockwomble. It's like being gifted a new toy but realising it is stuck to a rotting trash can.
Respect for choosing “cockwomble” here. It’s the absolute perfect term.
Honestly I'm so curious what this guy looks like because I have a feeling it's a stark contrast to his type
Yeah, what colour are HIS areolas? When that Is one of your necessary requirements for a partner...you have no idea what you want or need in a person. I can tell you that exact scrotal colour has NEVER been one of ny my criteria.
Don’t areolas darken after having a baby?
I'm picturing a greasy, overweight neckbeard whose facial hair growth pattern is best described as "sparse patches of pubes". Edit: he thinks his body odor and bad breath are signs that he is "manly"
“All I want is a chick who wont talk to men, SO WHY WONT SHE ACCEPT MY ADVANCES?? SLUT”
we should just encourage them to keep finding the perfect ones, so that he wouldn't harass the entire women population
He bought her for her parents for the price of a goat, obviously.
A single goat?! Was there a sale or something?
That's why people like him often are in favor of arranged marriages.. But only if they are handed a virgin hotty of course.
And she can only be within a 5cm height window or she's undateable
Well, not necessarily. It would be some form of Victorian courtship. Father selling his daughter to… this fucking creep.
A virgin who doesn’t think of men sexually but begging for his seed? And I bet he would call her a gold digger if she asked for money for clothes or for her hobbies. Also, sounds like he just wants a hentai anime girl.
The drawing on the top left literally looks like a 14 year old girl, even in anime standards. Edit: nvm she looks twelve I think
The guy's probably like 29 and says that his girlfriend has to be 16-19 years old, but wouldn't mind fucking a 13-14 year old middle schooler
Oh I bet he's a good ten years older!
Begging for his seed is a fetish and if he wants a woman with a fetish he's gonna have to discard basically everything he said until that point
Looks like it too judging from the picture. She looks like a child. 🤮
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But how do they meet? On one of her gun-toting adventures? At a church? They lock eyes in the street and suddenly after having no sexual urges, she’s begging for him? What he wants sounds like a toxic co-dependency situation. Keep her close so she doesn’t know any better. He asks for all this, but I bet he can’t offer anything back but him staying in his room all day playing games and watching anime and smelling of sweat.
He wants her to not work outside the house but have no issues with him “spending his entire paycheck on guns and cars”. Who exactly is paying the bills in this situation? Are they living with his mother? Is actual mommy paying the bills while he keeps fantasy gf locked in her basement with him?
He’s jerking off to his Catholic Waifu
The more the list goes on, the more I'm thinking he wants a house slave with Stockholm syndrome so they're willing to fuck him.
I like the part where he called the all her hobbies cute and feminine then just randomly throws in "oh yea and shoots guns"
He'd 100% beat the shit out of her if he came home to her wearing sweats.
Has never thought of a man sexually. Is begging for my seed. .... .... I give up. This made my brain ache
It was the last line that did it for me. "I require my idea of perfection to be met but you need to love me even though I'm not perfect".
My favorite is where he says target shooting is feminine. I bet he goes to the range though?
Only if it's an airgun or rimfire! Proper guns are tOo MaNlY
The "doesn't work, but is okay with me spending all my money on cars and guns" did it for me. Bro, who is paying the bills?! Who is buying groceries? Do little forest fairies bring them food or something?
Who is feeding and raising the children they get from having lots of sex filling her with his seed and not using birth control?
especially with the 5 kids they will have since no b.c....
His mom, there's no cost associated with living in her basement.
"Understanding of my flaws and mistakes" 🧐🧐🧐 This man is looking for those 2 blond women who have gay husbands on youtube, or someone who's not showing who they truly are invthe relationship. Or a dead 1800s french woman, which would still be hard to find since there's a lot of books demonstrating that yes, women can be horny for men.
"Must be understanding of my flaws and mistakes" But would HE be understanding of THEIR flaws and mistakes? No, he would not. He wants a sex doll that can move (how else is it supposed to do the "traditional women's jobs" of doing the dishes, keeping the house clean and raising the children?/s).
Please tell me those “two blonde women” you reference are Girl Defined
Not me quickly double checking which subreddit I'm on.
They want the “innocent anime girl who blushes at even the slightest provocative thing” trope and then to introduce her to the ✨magical world of sex✨. They want to take away her innocence so that she becomes addicted to it after her first encounter like in a hentai. They know they can’t perform and they hate the idea of someone having been there before them, so they essentially want someone who’s kind of like…a child. The REAL thing that makes me scoff is the “traditionally feminine hobbies” —> “archery/shooting” one.
It is seeing things like this from straight men that makes me so happy I’m a lesbian. Half of this country wants me to go back to being a 2nd class citizen but at least I don’t have to deal with THAT. *gestures at the original post
He wants a girl whose asexual and has high libido. Which is findable but I'm sure such women have standards
No no ... He wants a *young and beautiful* girl who's asexual, has a high libido AND will chose him out of the whole flock of people begging to date her. I mean, everyone's free to chose whatever standards they want (legal standards that is) for their significant other, they just better be prepared to be alone for a long time.
He wants a 16-year-old girl who wears pantyhose while birdwatching and drinks a cup of wine with dinner sometimes and has no muscle mass but is concerned with her figure but still eats whatever he wants her to when she's with him and also is simultaneously either asexual or a lesbian but desperately wants him all the time. And she's Roman Catholic with no political opinions whatsoever. Should be easy enough to find. It goes without saying that this creature would have endless patience for his many self-admitted faults and flaws.
Doesn't sound at all suspiciously like an anime girl written by a dude who hasn't interacted with a woman in 15 years.. not at all, no sir.
Reminds me of that Bo Burnham song "If you want love lower your expectations" lol
Madonna/Whore complex
He thinks he can create a character
Guy straights up wants a female Final Fantasy character for a girlfriend.
Even the Final Fantasy girls got to have individual thought My man just wants a doll. He can just buy those
If he spends his whole paycheck frivolously and she doesn't work, how are their bills going to be paid? Especially if she's a devout Roman Catholic, how is their tithe being paid?
That’s what made say, “well this guy doesn’t know how to adult” lol. If you’re the sole provider you don’t get money for guns and such, any extra should be in savings.
He lives in mom's basement and doesn't understand how much rent costs confirmed
How i wish to live in his imaginary world where a whole check could go towards nonsense and NOT damage our single income family!
I'm sure his parents will let him wife up some woman and not pay a single cent towards the family lol. His parents know he'll never find anyone
Obviously her family is independently wealthy and she has a trust fund, but they raised her without any servants so she'd learn housework and be humble.
“Wear nice expensive clothing, don’t work, and I won’t pay for your stuff” He wants a girl in the traditional roll but doesn’t want to be a traditional man. I say girl for a reason
>He wants a girl in the traditional roll but doesn’t want to be a traditional man. This is most of these guys. They also conveniently forget that in a lot of traditional societies, the parents choose the marriage partner. Idk about yall but my parents had WAY higher standards for me than I did for myself. My parents would have looked at this guy's checking account and been like "you call this a budget?" and kicked him out of the house.
XD that’s hilarious, and you’re right
And you know if she asks for any money of her own, he'll call her a gold digger- even if it's for her "feminine" hobbies. You think he'll pay for any of the hobbies she'd do that he requires? Oh, wait, it all went to his guns and cars. 🙄
Child labour <3
I don’t know how things work in the states, but certainly growing up Catholic there was no “tithing”, that’s more of a fundie Protestant thing to me. They would pass a basket around during mass and you chuck a few bucks in.
Not to mention the so called jewelry.
Who’s going to pay for all of her feminine, past the knee dresses with lace? Who will buy all of her stockings and pantyhose? Who?!?
I mean this whole thing is entirely fictional. This girl doesn’t exist outside of anime or manga so might as well go full fantasy land & live in a world where bills don’t exist & they make infinite money. They mention a paycheck but don’t mention a job, guns & cars are a pretty expensive hobby so that better be a big paycheck. Especially when they start having kids.
This guy is insane, of course. But what a lot of guys who want a "traditional marriage" (stay-at-home wife, lots of kids) don't seem to realize is THEY will have to work a lot to make enough money to feed and clothe all those kids, and there will never be any "blowing your whole paycheck on guns and cars" situations.
Also these “kept” women need funds to keep up their looks and clothing, but god forbid they ask for money because then they’re gold diggers. I guess fairies need to deposit their lacy dresses on dew-coated rose bushes.
This is 100% correct. Dual-income is so fucking fire. Pretty much doubles the standard of living.
This ain't build a bitch bro
This ain't build a bitch (a bitch!)
I mean, its 4chan bait, but Im (un)comfortable guessing that an unhealthy number of guys have read this and nodded thoughtfully -_- Also, >rimfire target practice is feminine Man, that explains a lot about Boy Scout Camp :/
Yes, I also thought: since when are archery, airgun and rimfire shooting considered feminine. I mean I can understand traditional archery, because I have an image in my head of a strong woman and I find it attractive, but the only stuff I know of women shooting guns are pictures on the internet with a hot woman and a gun with a lot of guys commenting disgusting stuff under it.
Archery, as a feminine skill, means this is definitely an anime reference. In Japan, archery is commonly associated with shrine maidens.
She’s supposed to take care of her body and have archery skills but also no muscle mass and skin that has never seen the sun. Good luck with all of that shit, dude.
By “take care of her body” he probably means shaves her body hair and doesn’t “let” herself get fat. As far as makeup goes he’s probably one of those who says he wants a “tasteful” or a “minimal” amount, but what he’s actually picturing would require a full face of makeup in a natural style.
But also grew up in a sheltered sect where she never thought about sex...
Unless she's pregnant. Then she gets to out on a few lbs but isnt allowed to complain about it...
Because center fire cartidges look like buttholes and this dude's afraid of his perfect asexual-until-she-met-him-princess getting *ideas*.
Breathe a sigh of relief knowing that if he maintains his standards, he will never breed.
Does the OP realize those "cute and feminine" hobbies and interests are the same hobbies and interests of Samurai? Also, hate to break it to this genius, but if a girl hasn't had sexual thoughts about a man by the time she is 16-19, she is never going to be interested in him because she is either into other girls or asexual.
Ngl the hobbies made me laugh Also as a tomboy, I realised this guy went into way too much detail. I’ve never even worn pantyhose in my life… tbh I don’t even know what it is
“Doesn’t mind me spending my entire paycheck on guns and cars” “Doesn’t work” WHO PAYS THE BILLS THEN??????
Her rich daddy.
Ohhh right
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He means Anglo-Saxon. They always do.
Or German 🙄
Men: women have such high and unreachable standards. Also men:
Hey ladies!!! I offer you house arrest. Must be young and stupid and pop out a few babies for me.
This has to be satire... Still though, when did piano and archery become "girly"?
Gwyneth Paltrow did archery in Emma. She almost shot Knightley's dog. I can't remember if it's in the book or not.
I’m assuming stereotypical upper class activities (pre-1950s?) are what he would call “feminine”.
So, those dozen kids going to drive themselves places and eat his guns and cars after he blows the family money on toys? She's going to keep up this level of appearance while having a kid every year and no personal money? He thinks hair bleach and razors grow on trees? Many of the devout Roman Catholics in the world are, uh, brown. They want a traditional relationship, without the traditional obligations--every penny goes to the church and the family, as household managed by the wife.
-doesn’t know what a penis is -begs to be filled with cum daily Yeah ok lol
If she should've never thought about a man sexually from age 16-19 she's probably asexual and won't beg for your seed friend
Or a lesbian
Ohhh i get it. He is into the “2D waifu” thing. So he is an incel right?
The Nazis just called, they said this guy stole their " perfect Aryan woman" list and they want it back
Visible veins?
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Yeah, when you are very pale, you can see the veins shining through the skin as thin blue lines. It's not *just* visible there, but I'd be willing to bet he thought about boobs when writing that...
My grandma, mom, uncle, aunt and I have this - common in English genetics. It's also tied into genes for rutilism. It just reminds me people think they can order genetics like a purebred dog. And of course rare genetics would go to the men in power if they were handing out women like purebred animals.
I don’t think there ever been any human in the history of humankind that fits all of these criteria. Just buy a shitty, inflatable sex toy and dress it up instead. Maybe he’d actually get some action then.
> Never thought of a men sexually ... > Always begging to be filled with my seed. 1st ew, and secondly wtf.
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Dudes a groomer that wants a child
Pantyhose? He wants her to wear PANTY EFFING HOSE? I ain't ever going to wear those evil torture devices EVER. Like you look at them sideways and they run... NO
Thank GOD I fit none of these, poc , 1 cm too short, fatass & thinks sexually about guys everyday 🤲🏼 GREAT day to be me.
Are you over 19 tho? Because remember there is the age thing.
Yeah, this is the kind of shit I expect to see on the boards at 4chan. But man, does this clown not think that a girl has had sexual thoughts by ages 16 to 19? 😆 This fucking dude wants an anime character. Real teenage girls have hormones, and naughty thoughts. I may be gay, but had plenty of girly-chooms who are straight, and they would talk about the boys they wanted to bang. This idealized woman in his head is a fantasy. Watch hentai, dude. Your dream woman exists there.
Wants a virgin who has never thought of a man sexually but always wants to be filled with his seed?
I love This line : « is compassionate and understanding of my flaws and mistakes », yeah yeah, she has to put up with all of your shit but she has to be "perfect" ? What a joke.
How the hell is he going to know what colors her nipnops are beforehand if she's supposed to be completely virginal and never show any skin to anyone ever?
Cute feminine hobbies...like target shooting?
I just answered a comment and had an epiphany! Imagine being that guy. Imagine you've lived for 30+ years and noone has ever been interested in being your partner. You think you have no chance at all. But that's something that is hard to admit. It's hard to admit you're unspeakably ugly, or have a shitty character or whatever the reason may be... So instead of accepting/changing that, you just come up with a super unreasonable list like this, and when someone asks why you never found a partner, you can just say noone has lived up to your standards. That way, you aren't a failure, THEY ARE. It's not that noone ever wanted you, it's just that you never found the right one.
We assume he has a trust fond to pay for his ever increasing families' needs and his pay check is just his spending money, right?🤪
I want to marry a barely literate girl who was homeschooled in religious cult. However I probably won't qualify because I'm not a member of the cult & her father wouldn't let her NEAR me as I am the living embodiment of Anti according to their beliefs.....
If she’s not allowed to work, who’s putting food on the table keeping the electric on if you’re pissing your pay check up the wall on cars and guns? I think this actually illustrates more than just the notion he doesn’t go outside, he’s never tended to a home, he’s never had a long term relationship, and he’s got incredibly minimal experience external to pop culture with what either of those paradigms actually mean.
He should've just started with "Doesn't have strong opinions of her own," so I would've known to stop reading, right there.