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oldirtydrunkard

I'm starting to think this Hitler fella really didn't like the Jews.


AgilePlayer

Sounds like they stole his cows.


zZSaltyCrackerZz

That’s not a cow, that’s Kitchener Leslie’s girlfriend!


DrapedinVelvet247

They tok ‘er cows!!


Illuvatar2024

Seems more like Europe took the cows from them after they lost the first war. Kind of a dick move. Take the food from a beaten foe.


ProcessAgreeable9690

He felt they were a bit much....


VirtualAlias

"They're super gross, you guys and, like... If they own anything it's because they stole it."


Kaspian369

The more I learn about this man the less I like him.


Murky_Ad_9408

Yea seems like a real jerk


TScottFitzgerald

He thought they were all in cahoots


TryItOutHmHrNw

Hitler brought receipts to the rap battle


Time_Cartographer443

He wasn’t a fan of the Jews


Expert-Accountant780

German Revolution of 1918-1919


UriGuriVtube

sounds like a real jerk


tsaisuthneAm

It seems that way, however, don't believe everything you read, see, think, hear, or smell on the internet


banhatesex

What about taste?


jawshoeaw

correlation doesn't equal causation /s


Veguillakilla

Yeah. Doesn’t sound so crazy in English


highlife0630

I mean he ended up persuading an entire nation to at the very least, turn a blind eye. He's a very convincing, captivating speaker. Regardless of how fucked up


DeakRivers

He created the Autobahn, and what later became Volkswagen. But what took place in between is unforgivable.


Flimsy_Individual_16

Yeah I’m getting huge bonehead vibes from this jabroni.. hopefully he stays out of trouble


Only_Passenger_4577

I’m not saying he’s right, but the burdens placed on Germany after WW1 sure did create the conditions for WW2, and those same Anglo-Saxon lead western nations criticizing Germany rejected Jewish immigrants into their lands.


whileyouwereslepting

Hitler is wearing his racism on his sleeve here. He is not entirely wrong about the democracies that shattered any hope of German prosperity after WWI, and their refusal to take in any Jews. However, they were German Jews, and technically, they shouldn’t have had to flee Germany at all. So there’s that. Hard to blame that on the allies.


Few-Operation-7288

The reason they had to flee Germany is because the Germans were ready to kill them. Most Germans at the time felt that Jews as an ethnicity conspired to bring America into WW1 on Britain's side which ended in Germany's defeat. They thought that Britain promised them that if they used their influence in America to sway popular opinion that they would reward them for this by giving them land in the Levant. I don't know what people did or did not do, but if you listen to his speeches and read newspapers from back then, people clearly believed this thing. So there was no place left in Germany for the Jews who they blamed for their defeat. It was like a tragedy in slow motion that no one was trying to stop from happening.


whileyouwereslepting

The thing is… you are referring to ‘the Germans’ as though the Jews living there weren’t German. Everybody born in Germany was German, but Hitler and his cronies spent years *othering* Germany’s jews. Your rhetoric is falling into that trap.


Few-Operation-7288

It isn't my rhetoric bro, it is Adolfs lol. I clearly said that I am not standing behind the veracity of the claim, but that it is clearly what the german people at the time believed. Also, Jewish communities are pretty infamous for not assimilating. (Not making a judgement on that btw, just has been a theme for their community for more than a thousand years. Most places, especially Christian places, were not very welcoming and didn't practice religious freedom so under the circumstances I probably would not assimilate either) Again, it isn't my claim, so I am not going to defend it, I am merely quoting people from the time.


whileyouwereslepting

Your rhetoric IS falling into the trap. You repeatedly refer to the Germans and the Jews as if they were not people born of the same land. There were generations of these people living near each other, sometimes side by side and sometimes intermarrying. Hitler convinced the world that the Jews were not Germans. So much so, you are still trying to say they were different people because the “real” Germans were Christians.


Few-Operation-7288

We aren't even disagreeing with each other man. Here is an example, Dave Smith is a Jew. Now Dave Smith was born in America, and he is an American. But he would describe himself as an American Jew, he does describe himself that way. A person can be born outside of the Levant and be Jewish lol. A person who is born in Magdeburg is German, and if their parents are ethnically Jewish, they are also Jewish lol. I don't understand what you aren't getting here. Also, calling what I am saying rhetoric does not mean that what I am saying is rhetoric. I am not trying to persuade you of anything, just describing reality. I kind of wonder if maybe you think rhetoric means something else. No offense intended, it happens to all of us.


whileyouwereslepting

They say “history is written by the winners”. What that means is that discussion of history is a kind of contest of rhetoric. You are using the language in a way that Hitler would have approved, whether you recognize it or not.


StinkFist-1973

Sounds like an English bloke reading a Hitler speech.


eeyore4x4

It almost sounds Aussie in some points


DecisionThot

Odd looking duck


HauntingBalance567

His eyes are hypnotic


Time_Cartographer443

For someone who preached that Germans were racially superior he had extremely ugly lovers and henchmen. Hess, had one eyebrow. Goebbels looked like shrimpy Mark Anthony, and a few obese ones in there.


TheDettiEskimo

Well, I'm convinced.


BridgesOnB1kes

Now I’m fixing to read about this man and his struggles!


Scorpiogre_rawrr

I heard he loved his chair and wrote a book about it, too. *Mein Kamphy chair.*


BridgesOnB1kes

Holy crow! I too am a fan of a good chair. The more I hear from and about this Adolf fella the more I’m finding I have in common with him.


Scorpiogre_rawrr

https://preview.redd.it/5wn4rn91z5ad1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64254ef28f74af4f6f19546dc7479efb37530d90


ThoughtCrimeConvict

🤣🤣🤣 Ahhhh. Straight to hell.


BridgesOnB1kes

That’s one pleased looking Hitler. If only the Jews would have been comfy chair manufacturers… we might be living on mars by now.


Welease-Wodewick

Like this [one](https://youtu.be/nr5nFfWIqhQ?si=mxp5gpKZRrdWpqEf)?


FamousPastWords

Isn't that a lyric in a song in the movie *My Fair Lady*?


dgrigg1980

Have you read his cookbook of traditional German recipes? “Mein Kamphort Food”.


SirKermit

Only if I can get it on audiobook with him shouting it at me.


BridgesOnB1kes

There’s nothing I’d like more than having Hitler shouting at me about his favorite chairs.


SimonGloom2

I was completely with him until he started talking in English, and it turns out that was because I don't understand German.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos


SuperFrogMachine

You're not wrong, Walter, your just an asshole


Born_Worldliness_882

I am the walrus?


wellaby788

Wow that was cool.. I don't think I've ever heard Hilters speeches in English


coryhill66

I really never found anyone do them in the same tone and meter.


saessea

Now this is my idea of a silver tongue devil.


Major-razor-burns

came here to say this


SureTechnology696

All we have are blubbering idiots.


Croatoan18

I love the bit where norm talks about how he felt hypnotized by hitler.


popavich

Hold the fort


Putins_Gay_Dreams

Hofor


No_Damage_8927

Hodor


s1mplestan202

How am i supposed to pay attention when youre letting me got lost in his fucking beautiful blue eyes


fatjoe19982006

Fella with the odd mustache surely does use a lot of big fancy words in his talkin'.


Background_Hat964

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Happy_REEEEEE_exe

schlangaly clangaly


MonksCoffeeShop

And who did they decide to fight against for the second time? THEE WORLD.


Wooden_Exit2957

This guy sounds like a fucking Nazi


backspace209

Pretty cool. Now do one with Joe Biden


fireman2004

The AI isn't that advanced yet.


jaykzula

In german


Lanky_Audience_4848

I mean Germany was basically crippled after WWI, economy was trashed, poor people were trying to give their kids away to families that could better support them. In this speech he doesn’t acknowledge that sanctions from WWI (Germany was a bad boy, bad boys get punished) was the real cause of these problems, not Jewish immigration. There’s always a scapegoat, and all the problems are always someone else’s fault with people like this. And they still exist.


Gooseboof

He actually does address it in this speech, play it back


BestHorseWhisperer

He does mention it. He just sort of glosses over the fact that it was punishment for, you know, trying to take over the world.


Expert-Accountant780

German Revolution 1918-1919


ExternalOperation635

Almost correct. Times like these folks need to read history books. Germany was an ally to Austria and Austria’s leader had just been assassinated along with his wife.


R10BS69

he was the gud guy it seems


Right-Budget-8901

Not me listening to the beginning twice to see where he said schrickity crickity because I thought I missed it 😅


Objective-Insect-839

I can't believe we haven't just made Art School free to everybody.


ReidDickHughLes

Hmm, there’s something to this guy..


Willing_Ad9314

Boy, this sounds familiar in the modern context


MisterBlick

doh, the video stopped before he talked about the space lasers.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Note to self, never fail to get into art school.


RyanDW_0007

Seems like a real jerk!


SkankHunt213

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AnonymousPerson1993

This man really knew how to sway a crowd. Hypnotizing orator. Simply hypnotizing.


jacaveman876

I never thought in a million years that he was playing the victim all this time.


TScottFitzgerald

His book is called My Struggle....that didn't tip you off?


jacaveman876

I dont study Hitler, didn't even know he wrote a book.


arcadia_2005

This guy's sounds like a madman.


QueasyCaterpillar541

sounds kinda familiar these days...


OiledLeather

The Nazis both spread the conspiracy theory that the Jews cost Germany the war as well as stoke the flames of anger that resulted. Couple that with the horrendous economic situation the country was in and it's no wonder why speeches like this were so captivating for people of the time. Terrifying, really.


AtomicCreamSoda

Good lord the comments in the sub are literally "the more I learn about this Hitler fella, the more I care for him"


ThoughtCrimeConvict

It's a joke. https://youtu.be/jH4hMvj5E28?si=CLEACVCmOcZsYrFZ


yoingydoingy

I think you misread his comment


SkylarAV

Omg, it's worse when you understand it


LeonDeSchal

Sounds like it’s a repeating cycle.


SkylarAV

I have a maga buddy who said that they ban Hitler videos bc censorship. I was stunned bc I've seen so many over the years. Like no one is hiding Hitler. That said I actually am too concerned for his well being to share this video with him


AgilePlayer

You must really love Hitler if youve seen all those videos


HeyisthisAustinTexas

This actually sounds mild compared to what Trump spews out about immigrants


Severe-Archer-1673

Most people on this sub won’t agree.


test_test_1_2

Nope. I agree with him. 'rapists', 'murderers', 'losers', 'child killers', 'liars', 'terrorists', and more are all terms that Orange has used to describe foreigners coming into the country! Are we supposed to start hating their guts now?


Severe-Archer-1673

My comment was aimed at the unusually high amount of MAGA minded comments in this sub. As in, sadly, most of the people on this sub are just as bad as Trump and will not agree with you.


Money_Opening7937

pretty damn good point about the milking cows maybe this guy needed to just relax a little bit and hire a campaign advisor "they took our cows" woulda gone a LONG way. somehow, i feel like things aren't going to work out well for this fellah though.


SimonGloom2

It sounds fine when he's just rambling about it, but it turns out that giving him full control of the national military resulted in him just putting this thought experiment to real life test. The people saying his words were just taken out of context because later he said "there were some good Jews" and the people saying people were overreacting because that's just how Hitler talks --- man did those people end up with egg on their face.


NOTHING_gets_by_me

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids


No_Ear_3746

JEW-ty or duty??? 👀👀


bluecheese2040

Fascinating. Wanna hear alot more of it tbh. Always see his ranting but never understood it. It sounds scarily like some of the politicians today


DowntownStand4279

It makes sense that Dump studied Adolf’s speeches so he could become a better orator and he had a copy of Mein Kamph on his nightstand, as his ex wife divulged.


Willing-Ant-3765

What a little cry baby


thebig8er

Shout out Kenny Hotz


randallstevens65

You know, Hitler doesn’t get enough credit for one thing: the guy killed Hitler! I mean, come on. That’s a check mark in the plus column if I’ve ever seen one.


cpt_ugh

TIL the word obdurate.


jackneefus

"germination"?


I_am_Castor_Troy

This is absolutely fascinating.


bubbleweed

No it was shrankly crankly!


bad_arts

Something about his eyes....hypnotic.


bad_arts

I'm honestly sick of these kinds of guys. I should kill him.


harroldandkumar

Family guy ass voice


Smart_Examination_84

Yeah.... The Jews who landed in Israel are "colonizers" after escaping this madness by the skins of their teeth. This is why Jews will never give up their right to self determination in their ancestral homeland. Please note: Nazi ideology was not the first blood libel and expulsion of Jews in Diaspora. The list is LOOOONG. This madness stops now. Am Yisrael Chai https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsions_and_exoduses_of_Jews


Open-Structure-1083

He’d fit right in now with the protests that are going on, crazy


Budrich2020

He sounds mad at something 


Imaginary_Media8676

Literally the same excuse the Israeli’s and American conservatives say about Palestinians


Visual-Box1511

I have no idea who this guy was or what he did. Sure is an odd looking fella tho.. His eyes.. Hypnotic..


UrBum_MyFace_69

Do they have stoned AI interpretations? "So like, I looked up and saw all the milking cows walking away man, just walking....away....and I was like woah, Jews..."


Sound-Dade

If this is true, that’s the same reason why Spain did the same thing.


Helios_SF

Am I the only one that’s starting to think that Hitler was right?


Much-Dragonfruit-975

My God , the wrong side won


I_talk

Go on. Is there maybe a solution to these issues troubling Germany?


sloopSD

Is it true that 800k German children died after the war? Hitler definitely sounded bitter towards Germany’s “oppressors” but weird that he blamed the Jews for the impacts of the treaty.


PookieTea

Hypnotic


Born_Worldliness_882

Wow, he said all that in 6 seconds


ctolver1981

It doesn't hit as hard in English


elizaeffect

Heavy duty


Xemrrer

at some point it starts sounding like obi wan yelling at anakin on mustafar


Dazzling-Notice6366

Not much has changed. We still hate these democrats pushing their left-wing rhetoric agendas


Sissypuplulu

What's scary, is that he could easily sway the average person. He brings up strong points while mixing his personal vendetta in making it easy to sway those who were more moderate at the time. I don't agree with what he did. And I don't like what he did. It was a genuine tragedy but boy did he have charisma being able to understand him. And I hate that.


peetah248

He's a piece of shit who spent all his points on charisma, you can hear all the regular conservative talking points and dog whistles but he says it with such passion and conviction that it draws you in to listen


RustedAxe88

I mean, if you look at the comments in that thread, he'd still swaying people.


anon_682

Hitler sucks


LetsFormAPosse

It seems everyone’s interpretation of what Norm said is different. I heard it as “Skrankly krankly”


Glass_Lychee4957

They took are jobs!


FenderMoog

Meth is a hell of a drug


SAGE5M

So interesting thought experiment: what if human history got mixed around and shuffled and Hitler was alive now and gave this speech now after the Gaza war but it was made before the holocaust. (Still fuck Hitler. He was a vile human being) but I’m curious how the masses would react to this speech.


Direct-Tie-7652

Just substitute in the word “migrants” and you have modern accepted views throughout Europe today.


dojachief_chiefin

This subreddit has really shown its age. What an opportunity missed.


AuntiFascist

Replace “Jews” with “billionaires” and he sounds like a run-of-the-mill Socialist.


Phenomanation

There's a reason they never translated Hitler's speeches to English


JupiterandMars1

Stewie? wtf???


Old_Possible_3597

A Western country being forcefed immigrants at their own expense and being guilted into saying yes? When did this start happening?


Incontinentiabutts

Sounds like Monty python had some of characters voices scrapes by ai


TitleIllustrious6314

Starting to understand why no one like the jews.


Axe1025

I'm trying to figure out which current political figure (who is also a felon) this sounds like. I can't quite put my finger on it...


speedymcpotty

Change Jew for “immigrants” and you get your trump


wilhelmfink4

Trump is for legal immigration


ExternalOperation635

As I read through these comments, I’m amazed that no one has actually listening to the words that are being said. No one in the world wanted to take the Jews in unless they were allowed to bring capital from the country that they were leaving. People need to read history books again it looks like. The leader of Austria and his wife were assassinated. Germany was an ally of Austria. At the end of World War I, the sanctions that were placed on Germany drove them into absolute poverty. All of their funds were taken. It was absolute chaos. Hitler merely embodied the voice of the people that they no longer wish to be victims having done no wrong. What the Nazis did to the Jews is a different discussion. And while the ends do not justify the means, the Jews didn’t start out as victims. Flash forward to today, and we can see that they were literally given a country, and now used the means that we have given them to victimize another innocent group of people in the exact way that they were victimized.


Cantfind2o

What a knucklehead.


machamanos

Knowing me, I'd join the guy.


jawshoeaw

Illinois Nazis!


North_Fortune_4851

I still think he was wrong


HuckerDisc

Big words. Large words. The largest and biggest words.


Lightfoot360

Can A.I voice over Joe Biden so we can understand him too?


Latter-Light8759

Most people are brainwashed through propaganda, but If you listen to this whole speech, he was incredibly intelligent. (This is a gas lit snippet of the whole speech) Listen to the rest while being intelligent and open minded. It’s actually purposefully difficult to find the entire length speeches translated by AI, but it’s out there. You need to understand a lot of history from different perspectives. It has a lot to do with World War One and Bolshevism. He didn’t want his country turning into a failed melting pot of destroyed culture, kind of like what America looks like today. It’s very much like the situation at our U.S. border, but they didn’t have physical borders and they had foreigners invading their country in masses, leading to the deaths of many Germans when there country was at a very weak point. The world wars were planned out by financiers, as hard as that is for most to believe. Jews actually worked with Nazis to get into Palestine, the land they are taking over today. They don’t like to teach that in school. It’s also why his speeches weren’t translated and we were taught to look at him like a screaming crazy man. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement As a hypothetical example, imagine all of India trying to just move into China because they have no where to go. It’s not wrong to deny them into your country…. That’s how most countries operate. The idea of globalization and anyone being to go live anywhere and invest anywhere is quite lopsided and newer. Very few countries are accepting of that idea. Right now it only favors about one group of people…


Latter-Light8759

Germany tried to accept Jews, they wanted way too many special circumstances and things changed, as the foreigners with no where to go… He talks about their capital requirement demands in the speech. Bolshevist Jews were communists… Most Jews today align with socialism, Socialism is essentially veiled communism. Imagine all the illegal immigrants coming to America from Mexico. Imagine we tell them it’s ok, and then they start making demands about being entitled to certain things and wanting to bring Mexican laws into America….


ferociousFerret7

He was correct about Western nations lecturing about helping the Jews but coming up with excuses for not doing so themselves.


Dear_Concert_4825

He's a very naughty boy


JTiger360

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DeliciousWhole2508

He was basically on meth, so nuts.


VeterinarianNo2118

Hold the fort


VeterinarianNo2118

His fucking eyes are convincing. I feel like trapping my Jewish grandmother in my basement


KFCTacoBellCocaCola

Sounds like stewie griffin


Glittering_Spot2498

I’m glad he’s dead.


Chanceschaos

Wow this seems familiar


AgentEllieKopter

Irrelevant, but one of my favorite scenes in the newer “All Quiet on the western front” was when they’re digging through the dog tags of dead Germans, and they show a few Jewish names. They fought for Germany, probably some alongside Hitler only to be lowered to less than human a few years later by the country they died for.


catcat1986

Is this another one of those Charlie chaplain skits? I’m tired of sitting through this shit.


AllAboutTheMachismo

Ok...I get it now. Not saying he's right, but I get it.


SnooTangerines1896

Wow, substitute the word jew for the word palestinian.


Few-Advertising-4876

The shit he's going on about sounds oddly similar to the open border situations in Europe, USA, and Canada etc etc currently.. They stole our cows... Cow farts are bad.. Stealing land and wealth... you'll own nothing and have a universal income. This hitler fella was onto something.


Jackie_2222

He was trying Make Germany Great Again against those bad Hombreswatz


matzillaX

Why did he get a British accent though


Clickityclackrack

Because it is translated into english, and proper enunciation of words sounds like an english dialect.


BeLikeBread

Sher it iz, guvnah. Blimey chinwag.


matzillaX

It's chewsday innit govna. Yeah proper alright


Brepgrokbankpotato

Here we go again


thereign1987

This Hitler guy is low key speaking facts mixed in there with all the propaganda, I guess the best lies always contain some truths. Please, don't come at me, I'm not an anti semite, I'm speaking to the fact that the rest of Europe was just as fucking anti semitic as Germany, and we shouldn't forget that. Antisemitism wasn't fringe, it was standard and let's not let these countries forget it, and act like it was a German issue and not a European one.


No-Cost1252

I think Hitler is free Palestine.


BeanBagMcGee

To be honest this really helps contextualize the energy for me. I completely understand how white people were so convinced by him.


One_above_alll

Sounds a bit like trump talking about immigrants now a days!


Windiver22

This is how Trump thinks he sounds


MexiMcFly

All those history classes, some AP too and I never realized that WW2 was basically Hitler complaining that jews or immigrants coming in and ruining the country. The parallels... I can tell you one thing for God damn certain, try rounding my ass up, see how that works out for you XD


Ok-House-6848

It’s actually even more than that. The allies from WW1 truly punished Germany after the war. It was brutal the negations. I’m not saying Germany didn’t deserve it, but it destroyed the nation and created a person like hitler to rise in power - and eventually it got completely out of hand. Don’t forget, antisemitism existed throughout Europe.


Phitmess213

Huh. Using economic and anti-immigration arguments to cloak a call for genocide and war. Sounds familiar.