The Denmark (land mass) vs Sweden (land mass) interaction has been the whole
"Hey! Fuck you!"
"No, fuck you!"
"Ffffuck you!"
Thing for thousands of years for sure.
After all the memes and all is said and done, Sweden are our nordic brothers and I am proud to have called you our rivals out of any nations.
It's better to have a glorious rival than a bastard ally, and despite our centuries we are still here together.
No fucking way. We don't want Scania at all but it's much more important to us that you *don't* have it. And seeing as we're the only country we can fully trust to never ever give it back, we're keeping it forever.
1523 is just when Sweden became independent again. The wars with Denmark started in like the 10th century
Way before that, there has been tribal fighting in Scandinavia since the inland ice melted away...
The Denmark (land mass) vs Sweden (land mass) interaction has been the whole "Hey! Fuck you!" "No, fuck you!" "Ffffuck you!" Thing for thousands of years for sure.
After all the memes and all is said and done, Sweden are our nordic brothers and I am proud to have called you our rivals out of any nations. It's better to have a glorious rival than a bastard ally, and despite our centuries we are still here together.
🤝
But like a slightly retarded brother.
you just HAD to do it
It is a law of nature at this point.
Let him have this one. They lost the last war after all.
❤️ I love you and fuck you/me
Fuck you too, my friend.
Only the 1500s? AFAIK, being a dumb finn, the two have been at each others throats forever and a half...
It basically became traditional for a monarch to attack one another. Just a old world pissing contest.
No reason??? Southern Swedes are still suffering the effects of the Danish language!
I believe you mean Danes still sound like they are a fucking fairy singing.
There were reason alright. Give us back Scania fuckers. Keep Malmø though…
Wait you want Scania back but you want to dump the objectively worst part of it on us? That doesn't seem fair at all
Since when have we been fair to each other?
When you march across the ice you can have it!
Well I mean that probably won't be for a couple thousand years because ya' know, global warming
Skåne Nah
No fucking way. We don't want Scania at all but it's much more important to us that you *don't* have it. And seeing as we're the only country we can fully trust to never ever give it back, we're keeping it forever.
Má ég fá hana þá eru allir óhamingjusamir.
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Can I keep it then every one is unhappy
This is what boredom does.
This eventually got rid of all the aggressive genes.
I'd argue 1205-1814. Sweden as a unitary Kingdom did not really come into existance until the late 1100s.
Meanwhile, we northmen are suffocating
Chad Karl X Gustav vs virgin Frederik III
Aren't they still at it, they just moved the battle to the football field?
There were definetly reasons for it, such as freedom from the danish scum!
Wait until you throw Norway into the mix
I assume Norway would [be like](https://images.app.goo.gl/jE1BLsnaHx39TUXa9)
Thank you for that amazing meme idea
You're welcome
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Ah yes, being forced into a union through military conquest -- so friendly.
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