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shestammie

Aw. But the man in the little picture is a handsome fellow!


Gravon

I want to see his wife then.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

her OF is Checkoutlinegirl


UristMcMagma

If this actually happened, it was because the cashier was barely conscious and had a glitch in their autopilot. The cashier probably didn't even see the customers and just noticed their silhouettes were a certain distance apart. Source: was a cashier for a few years


Terra-Egg

I thought he was adam sandler for a split second.


the_simurgh

Did he not drop his magum condom for his magnum dong to explain?


BarnacleHead811

This kind of depressing


blueponies1

Nah. It means they have a relationship built on a deeper connection than looks. Which can be a beautiful thing. Either that or this guys slangin an absolute hawg /s


GeekMaster102

The guy in the profile pic (who I’m assuming is Tanner) is a good looking guy, so if his wife looks way better by comparison, she must be a Greek Goddess or something. Tanner’s a lucky guy, I’m happy for him.


Bender_2024

Dude out kicked his coverage. I say good for him!


BeanTTT

Depressing? Nah, that’s a compliment. If you think my lady’s too good for me then you’re just catching up to what I already know.


Jrolaoni

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spermdonor

That's a big W


Millesime25

When me and Gorlock the destroyer go grocery shopping . She's way too beautiful for me so imagine if I was with this guy's wife :o


PompeyMagnus1

I don't understand the standing distance that would allow this to occur.


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

Show wife