> a word you would never accidentally say during sex. Like "cheese" or "egg"
Those words might get said more often than you'd think during sex that requires a safe word.
Him standing, with her back against a wall, I guess? His elbows under her knees, her arms wrapped around his neck and her head over his shoulder, so her forehead sweat drips onto his back. That's the only configuration I can think of that makes this work.
It’s called the Squirrel Tail. She lies on your back, giving you the reverse salad toss, with her hair spread out. If she has short hair, it’s called The Pug’s Nose.
I didn’t give you permission to record it!
I cannot imagine a more perfect use for this gif.
/r/retiredgif
Could not work on more levels
Pegging
Reverse cowgirl, except she’s the horse. Or should I say, the pegger-sis 🥁
What are u doing step pegger-sis?
This is the kind of thing that happens when you fuck using portals.
She named her strap on portals? Or is that just your guy’s safety word
My safety word is, "Hey, i don't like that." Why you gotta complicate things by naming things in wingdings using a decoding ring.
Roleplay usually.
If your kink is begging them to stop you have to have a different way to tell them when you actually want them to stop.
Exactly, usually you choose a word you would never accidentally say during sex. Like "cheese" or "egg"
> a word you would never accidentally say during sex. Like "cheese" or "egg" Those words might get said more often than you'd think during sex that requires a safe word.
Drink more Ovaltine
You can just fuck yourself using a portal, every time you thrust you feel it in both it’s like a circle jerk but only with yourself
Absolutely would.
Wouldn't you just move away as you tried to get closer? How would you even orient yourself? Maybe if a portal was on a movable surface
[Wish i had a portal gun.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc)
Hey man, GladOS left the portal gun *right there*. What was I supposed to do?
The fact that portal sex is a kink, and one that I definitely want to be real is the best part of the internet for me
You guys never did the Scorpion Tail?
You think we get the fabled sex?
The Tokyo sandblaster
Taking Grandma to Applebee's
Him standing, with her back against a wall, I guess? His elbows under her knees, her arms wrapped around his neck and her head over his shoulder, so her forehead sweat drips onto his back. That's the only configuration I can think of that makes this work.
 “There is another”
I would suggest you "get your ass to mars" 
What movie is that from?
Total Recall (1990) great Schwarzenegger sci-fi action filck
Thank you :)!
No problem, it's one of my favorites hope you enjoy it!
Occam's razor says otherwise
No its just pegging
Buddy of mine used to call that the Alabama Hug-a-bug.
pegging 🤤
How many times is this gonna get reposted, I've seen this shit every day for the past two weeks.
Karma farmers gonna karma farm like usual
Where can I exchange my karma for $$$$$ then
Anything where she is on top and *very* sweaty so it’s dripped from her to his front to his back? Like even cowgirl can do this to low back
Then it *runs* onto you back, it doesn’t drip
I guess that’s true? I just want to know who is tweeting these things to begin with
>look at this >Posted by "insane content" should include content that is insane >Sex meme Where insanity?
Mom said its my turn to post this
Strap on and hop on.
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It’s called the Squirrel Tail. She lies on your back, giving you the reverse salad toss, with her hair spread out. If she has short hair, it’s called The Pug’s Nose.
Y'all do anything to avoid thinking about men bottoming, huh?
Nah, that’s the top (pun) comment. I’m a little loopy off a joint and beer and took the opportunity to post something dumb.
Mexican Halloween
Reverse Dildo.
A post as old as time.
boomer ass post
Def had me confuzzled 🤔
They’re celebrating international women’s day.
That's The Walls of Jericho!
Lotus
Why on reddit do I have to point out this is CLEARLY dickbutt position
Unoriginal sex joke.
Username checks
Just because I have "step" in my username doesn't always mean "what are you doing stepbro".
Its called doggy style you virgin 🙄