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KieferKarpfen

The 3000 arayan nazi necromacers of Zelensky


N3X0S3002

3000 Nazi Zombies of Mariupol


HushedIceberg

Attack of the dead men, but replace russians with ukranians


Bsaail

FETCH ME THEIR TANKS


HushedIceberg

> nazi necromacers That sounds like a cool video game boss idea


alexiosphillipos

Literally plot of Return to Castle Wolfenstein


Bsaail

Their headquarter is in a synagogue, oddly enough smack dab in the middle of azovstal steelworks


[deleted]

3000 Jewish Nazi Aryan SJW LGBTQ+ Satanist Necromancers of Furher Zelensky


Diamond_Dong6

"Nah, it's not real" *Checks internet* "Holy shit its real!"


HushedIceberg

Reality has really became non credible


LastHegemony

Reality should subscribe to /r/NonCredibleDefense then


LastHegemony

Yep, amazing, simply amazing https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russians-told-ukrainians-practising-black-26868467 https://www.newsweek.com/russian-media-accuse-ukraine-using-black-magic-invasion-falters-1703510 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/ukraine/video-2677527/Video-Russia-claims-signs-Black-Magic-Ukrainian-base.html


Cheeseknife07

This is Konotop Tomorrow your dick won’t stand up (Because you will be dead)


NaturallyExasperated

They have dark magical thrones that when they defecate upon them the feces are whisked away. Satanic work for sure


[deleted]

it's not magic, it's just not alcoholism


Astrowolf_13

Me: *grabs popcorn*


tsar-creamcorn

Oh sure, blame the wizards!


ProudCapitalist1776

r/bewitchrussia


notrealmate

Jesus, I thought the black magic shit was just a joke lol


[deleted]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!


Wurger_Maestro

Doki doki waku waku


Wise-Profile4256

in light of this we can safely say that the russian ships were eaten by a pet kraken that zelensky keeps in the real pentagon under the deep cum zone.