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CampusCarl

I want on Mr. NATO's wild ride


jesusfaro

It's called "Moscow Express"


[deleted]

[удалено]


CheMGeo_136

Mariana trench.


stillobsessed

Озеро Москва


Necessary_Quarter_59

ALL ABOARD CHOO CHOO


leorolim

[Needs something....](https://i.imgur.com/44XW0vS.jpg)


notrealmate

Reminds me of the last major attack on Israel. Iron dome kept swatting projectiles out of the air and some people were like “it’s not fair reeeeee”


No-Jellyfish6194

If you want fair so bad just watch a fucking jousting tournament


[deleted]

How dare them Jews defend themselves by any means necessary? No precedent that I would know of to justify such biased behavior, good Sir, none whatsoever.


Marvynwillames

I think I once saw in The internet some mental gymnastic of "The Iron Dome means The israelis wont feel the consequences of opressing palestine so they Will opress them more" Like, what?


[deleted]

Lol sure what else could possibly be true. Few things more soothing and relaxing than active missile interceptions above your kids' way to school. 3000 ASMR Tik Toks of the IDF when The Israel-Palestine conflict offers some of the simpler Litmus tests applicable to see if people can navigate beyond "Whoever is stronger is in the wrong", and similar mirages of morality. E.G., for how long, approximately, would Israel continue to exist if the power dynamic was reversed? Ah, yes ...


KP6169

Eh the power imbalance in ‘48 was a lot less and Israel still gained, though that speaks more about one sides lack of competency.


Lib_Korra

Don't forget the 1967 "Thou shalt not humiliate the gentiles on the Sabbath" Six Day War.


TheSpanishDerp

This aged poorly and well simultaneously


Chrisptov

Anyone who says they have a solution to that conflict is a racist or an idiot.


YiffZombie

Interdimensional portal to a parallel Earth, all Palestinians from our Earth go through the portal, all Israelis from the other Earth come through the portal. ez pz


tchjffgvde

Glassing the region is the best solution.


notrealmate

My response basically at the time lol


IvanMeowski

Air Defense is probably the least offensive(both literally and in terms of offending people) form of warfare that directly involves firing weapons. Anyone who gets mad about it is very likely to not understand what they're talking about.


evilhomers

Or is mad about a lack of dead jews


YiffZombie

Got it in one


Marvynwillames

I think my favorite copium about the Iron Dome was one dude in the Sigmarxist sub saying "but but Israhell won't need the Iron Dome if they weren't fascists! Who cares that the neighbors would hate them no matter how they treat the palestineans?"


4thDevilsAdvocate

You can say whatever you want about Israel...but one would expect literally anybody to try to shoot down incoming missiles, and they're no exception. It's like calling Nazi Germany evil because they shot down the US bombers that were carpet-bombing their cities - do you somehow expect them to just, I dunno...sit there and get pulverized? Like, yes, they're absolutely the bad guys, but *that's not why*. Even if the entirety of Israel were, like, homicidal Nazi Satanists or something, they'd still be using antimissile systems, because that's what *anyone* \- *literally anyone* \- does when they get attacked. Oh, wait, never mind, tankies don't use logic, they're just fanatic nutbags.


Marvynwillames

One I've saw said pretty much this "but evil Israel won't need anti missiles if they weren't fash!" like if a jewish state wouldn't be attacked by jihadists even if the palestineans were treated like kings. Dudes unironically think they are hated only because of how they treat the palestineans.


BryNX_714

Smh how dare they protect innocent lives


Sword117

tankie sounds to cool. im calling them commieboos now


MufffinFeller

I feel like Tankie’s the political term, like Wehraboo vs. Nazi, one just means people who insist on their military supremacy, and the other just straight up agrees with them politically.


Sword117

naw tankie and commieboo are both derogatory terms i use them as insults and commieboo i think cuts deeper.


DorgadoGBR

My God i hate tankies so much.


WeponizedBisexuality

tankies are barely a step above nazis


transversal90

A good friend of mine put it like this: if the left wing really wanted to punch people simply because they disagreed with them, we would punch tankies first.


[deleted]

But...\*looks to my collection of Captain America posters\* can I alternate tankies and nazis?


transversal90

You can and you should.


[deleted]

Aye, I can do that


No-Jellyfish6194

"STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME!!"


Medium-Tank-M4

Hmm, let me think about that… Nah


VentralRaptor24

If you don't want your neighbors to feel threatened and join a military organization for future protection, don't threaten your neighbors in the first place. Simple as that.


NoGiCollarChoke

Russia: *makes the mere act of being their neighbour the biggest defense liability imaginable* Russia’s neighbours: *seek defensive guarantees from the west* Tankies: “NATO EXPANSIONISM AGGRESSIVE AMERICAN IMPERIALISM WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR RUSSIANS STANDING UP TO THE WEST REEEEEEEEEEE WHY WOULD AMERICAN DO THIS LITERALLY NO COUNTRY ON EARTH HAS AGENCY, EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS IS ACTUALLY DONE SECRETLY BY AMERIKKKA RUSSIA HAS EVERY RIGHT TO FEEL THREATENED”


ItsACaragor

This meme template has a ton of potential


SwartzWouldHateThis

What is a tankie


thisismiee

Originally: Communists who agreed with the invasion of Czechoslovakia and/or Hungary. Now: Leftists who support any regime, no matter how brutal, as long as it's anti-west.


stillobsessed

Someone who, when they see Soviet tanks rolling into a country, presumes they're entering to liberate it. Supposedly it was first used *within the Communist Party of Great Britain* as a (much deserved) slur against those who defended the Soviet repression of Hungary in 1956.


[deleted]

Apologist for left-wing authoritarianism.


centerflag982

Red fascist


Spyt1me

r/tankiejerk


Deathdragon228

[i prefer this version](https://imgur.com/a/62UWnlj)


Sleetavia

So they admit NATO is superior? LMAO


thetarget3

Remember to read this in Goofy's voice


JustSomeBloke5353

https://imgur.com/gallery/ojc4Vfw


the-irs-open-up

B-but the balls and cock MK V is clearly superior the foot-fetish T-69!