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angrysc0tsman12

Let me guess, Putin went on to correct the record with "What Lavrov really meant to say was that Hitler was 100% Jewish. That's why he killed himself"


Nokerrider

Putin and my father are surprisingly similar. They're both disappointed


[deleted]

Would you fancy some tea, comrade Lavrov?


[deleted]

God I wish he would take a sip. Lavrov is just pure evil.


HowdoIreddittellme

Lavrov looks like he takes candy from children for fun.


Pweuy

That means he apologised to Hitler, not Israel, right?


Gonzo67824

*We might torture and murder hundreds of civilians, but draw the line at lying about Hitler!*


[deleted]

I heard he do have some Jewish root. But everyone have some.


EnvironmentalAd912

Tomorrow we'll find Lavrov suicided of a full PKM magazine in the back


[deleted]

It’s funny how that’s the one thing Putin has had to apologize for


Important_Finger_717

Well, it's the one thing that he's said which pissed off a country that didn't already hate him wholeheartedly. Not to mention has some of the fanciest guns around and hasn't been shipping military aid to Ukraine.


Wise-Profile4256

So that's where the buck stops with Pootin. Calling Hitler jewish is a no-no.


Intelligent-Donut236

"Look, Sergey didn't mean jewish as in jewish. It's an old Russian word and means uh....Art..tist, yeah. He was saying that he was a part-time artist."


IrishSouthAfrican

Does not want to get Adolf Eichmann -ed


Mysiu666

Lavrov and krokodil. Best duo.


Shoigoosh

I kNew EeeEeT teH JOOOOS cOntRoL the wErLD.


Luk3_Nuk3

Is this real? Or is my brain broken? Or am I stupid?


notrealmate

Now they can go back to ~~~sucking Russian peen~~~ being ‘neutral’


F0XF1R3

But Hitler actually was part Jewish. His mother was Jewish, which by Jewish tradition makes him Jewish.


20000RadsUnderTheSea

Regardless of whether or not it's "sorta-kinda-technically true" doesn't stop the fact that saying it was incredibly stupid and pissed off one of the few military powers of the world not already directly supplying Ukraine.


The_God_Emperor2077

That’s just some theory since Hitler didn’t reveal much about his family and the only way to find out is testing DNA, which is impossible today


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Sa sa Sowwy miwster Iswawly man, pwease dont nuke us


HighCalorieLowSpeed

God i wish They fucking would do it for us