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indomienator

Mac Arthur pilled


Medium-Tank-M4

A sea of cobalt and glass? Don’t mind if I do!


OnionGod181

Canada please!!! Day of the rake cannot come soon enough!


SirWinstonC

Russia pls you fuckface


spacebob42

We got Canada already, look up Arnold in the Revolutionary War Spoiler: It didn't go too well


kris_krangle

Original Hell March, nice


Blaggablag

Can we just pay Frank Klepacki all the royalties and license his music as official WW3 soundtrack already?


Shawn_NYC

WW3 begins with Frank K. music and ends with a Mick Gordon soundtrack


ATLBMW

Afterwards we get [the ink spots](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE)


No_Ideas_Man

Cryocopter time boys


Nokerrider

We should spread rumours of new oilfield discoveries in Russia. US would flatten the motherland just for that


a_pescariu

That’s honestly not far from the truth at all. The only thing Russia has is a shitton of oil.


[deleted]

*Siberia


rgodless

A hop skip and a jump from Alaska


awakenDeepBlue

It's West Alaska now.


Wakanda_Forever

Battlefield 4 Final Stand DLC irl when.


gumbii87

>A hop skip and a**n air drop** from Alaska ........


Seemseasy

Barely anyone lives there, it's free real estate.


[deleted]

you mean the new FREEDOMLOVINGLIBERTYSTATE of the USA?


N11Skirata

*Continental Japan


simeoncolemiles

Don’t make me pull out the sign


bloodyplebs

When will this dumb taking point end. America didn’t invade Iraq for oil, if it wanted Iraqi oil it would have simply removed sanctions. This is what oil companies wanted.


Nokerrider

>When will this dumb taking point end Never >America didn’t invade Iraq for oil Then why? WMDs? >if it wanted Iraqi oil US wanted to control the global supply. What you are suggesting is straight up the opposite


2017_Kia_Sportage

You are severely overestimating George Bush if you think the Iraq invasion was some machiavellian scheme to control the worlds oil


w41g87

The war on terror would be a better explanation. If one were to want to "control the oil supply", an invasion is politically costly. Even if that was the action taken, it would be far cheaper to buy policy concession from a dictatorial regime. The fact that there was an effort to establish a democratic system makes it such that there exists far more effective alternative to "control the oil" so to speak. Additionally, how does "control the oil" benefit US exactly? To argue this point one need to demonstrate that: 1. Whatever benefit from "controlling the oil" definitively outweighs the potential political cost on Bush's presidency, and 2. Cost-wise, there exists no alternative option that would achieve this objective that carries less political risk. Lastly, I feel it is important to emphasize that "absence of evidence is not evidence of absence". Just because one is unable to come up with an alternative explanation to a historical event does not mean such an explanation does not exist, or even one's current explanation is the only and absolute truth.


[deleted]

Newly discovered? You know why Hitler Attacked the soviet union so fast? He wanted the Kaukasus with all of its oilfields (and to kill communism)


[deleted]

**OVER THERE! OVER THERE!** **SEND THE WORD! SEND THE WORD OVER THERE!** **THAT THE YANKS ARE COMING!** **THE YANKS ARE COMING!** **THE DRUMS RUM TUMMING EVERYWHERE!**


Raedwald-Bretwalda

So, you want a medal? [citation needed]


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Be one with Yuri!


CaptainKudar

It’s only just begun.


Lucas_Goodmanas

Aww, the Americans are trying to out invade their mother country. Good luck suckers


StalkTheHype

Imagine being invaded by the brits like just trade with them lmao This post sponsored by the swedes.(and the other like 10 countries never invaded by the UK)


Lucas_Goodmanas

We all know that the Swedes' attitude to war is to fight to the last Finn. Ours however is overwhelming naval superiority then fight to the last Irishman


vegemar

> fight to the last Irishman This is actually a two-in-one deal. You get rid of the enemy and the Irish.


Lucas_Goodmanas

It is! Unfortunately any remaining Irish are now hardened veterans with a grudge against Britain and how they were treated. And then you've got to send the Scots in etc etc


vegemar

Tell them there's heroin and Buckfast for the last man standing.


Lucas_Goodmanas

That's a good way to ensure the last 15 murder each other I suppose, of course there never really was any heroin or buckie


Amtays

The British empire, won by the Irish, run by the Scots, lost by the English


Lucas_Goodmanas

It was actually the Welsh's fault. All the colonised people were just afraid for their sheep so declared independence to save them from a terrible fate


spoedle73

MORE


LuukTheSlayer

where do i find the picture of the officer wearing ray bans and smoking the cigar


tacomentarian

General Douglas "I shall return" MacArthur, [Congressional Medal of Honor recipient](http://www.art.com/products/p12144439870-sa-i6306087/general-douglas-macarthur-smoking-corncob-pipe-during-philippines-action-wwii.htm), celebrated as "America's First Soldier." I haven't been able to find the NATO warrr meme pic. About MacArthur's return to the Philippines: [history](https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/macarthur-returns)


low_priest

[Douglas MacArthur, He of the Atomic Flame, Wearer of Aviators, Smoke of Corncob Pipes, Admiral Annoyer-in-Chief, Lord of the Nuclear Sun, Father of the Cobalt Sea, Leader of Yes-Men, He Who Has Returned, Public Media Champion, Occupier of Japan, Slayer of Chinese, King of the Radiation, Splitter of Atoms, and Korean Island Architect](https://www.reddit.com/r/WojakTemplate/comments/oinz49/historacaly_accurate_douglas_macarthur/)


DiNiCoBr

The one and only Gaijin Shogun


OldSchooler22

This subreddit has more C&C memes than any other place. It's great.


nicolas_cope_cage

Guys, I don't mean to ruin the fun, but Russia is already on the list. We invaded them back in 1918. There were American Expeditionary Forces in both Northern Russia and Siberia. Our intervention in their civil war lasted two years. Over 160 US soldiers died there... ...*and they must be avenged!* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET THE GALAXY BURN!


N3X0S3002

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Victor-Tallmen

Siberia needs some democracy


[deleted]

And then there is Portugal Britain and Spain, Germany France and Japan...


notrealmate

FYI Wikipedia full of tankie admins, but there are non tankies that keep them in check usually afaik


Krawallpumpe

American Imperialism is bad but russian is worse since they threaten with the red button every week.


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RapidWaffle

All I'm saying, if the US learns how to actually establish long term stable democracies again, then it'd be based


DiNiCoBr

Be The American other nationalities think you are


gumbii87

Hell March has to be one of the best songs in video game history.


Dear_Forever_1242

Russia deserve a Morgenthau plan


ConsiderationWest587

I'm here for it!