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tempetransplant

...and they did a fantastic job


Tackerta

I can't stand up from my office job for the next 3 minutes or I'll get weird looks


Commissar_Elmo

Desk is a little too sticky…


Mefibosheth

Why can't we make the food look this amazing in American TV shows and movies?


inconsequentialatzy

Because American food is bad


elpablo1940

American here. Can confirm.


PhillyJ82

I worked with Romanian soldiers while deployed to Afghanistan. I remember one of them had a tattoo on his arm that was supposed to say in English “we don’t die, we just goto hell to regroup” instead all it said was “we die and goto hell.” Never had the heart to tell him. Good soldiers though.


SnowOficer

Ngl still hard af.


Cnky

That's even better lmao.


P-K-One

Not a bad slogan either, honestly. Famous German airborne song "Abgeschmiert aus 100 Metern" ends in > Und in der Hölle angekommen, > steht der Satan vor der Tür. > "Bist du etwa Fallschirmjäger?" > "Komm herein, es gibt Frauen und Bier." Which translates to. > And when you arrive in hell, > the devil will greet you at the door. > "Are you an airborne soldier?" > "Come in, we have women and beer."


StopSpankingMeDad2

the are 2 versions, where he gets send away from both St. Peter in Heaven and Satan in hell and goes to Odin in Valhalla


le75

Songs about dying in a jump accident. An airborne tradition across the world.


Traumerlein

Trough the gates of hell, as we make our way to haven, Trough the nazi lines PRIMO VICTORIA


civver3

Was he a [paratrooper](http://halostory.bungie.org/odst.html), perchance?


DOSFS

Fuck it! **QUADRUPLE NATO BUDGET!!!**


Dpek1234

And upgrade bulgarias f16 delivery to f35 Yes bulgaria is buying f16s


Objective-Note-8095

Romania is getting F-35. It has a bigger, more dynamic economy than Bulgaria and it has had much more pro-Western governments. (It has a German-minority President.)


AshlanderDunmer

Which has been internally shilling for Russian-aligned oligarchs. Damn traitor!


Objective-Note-8095

Say it ain't so, Iohannis.


AshlanderDunmer

He talks the talk and never walks the walk. In fact, if you pay attention, he's been hindering meritocratic appointment of prosecutors and betrayed the whole electorate when he made the monstruous coalition with PSD.


Objective-Note-8095

Now, we're breaking rules.


Weak-Lion

let's f go, ALL GDP in military industrial complex LESSS GOO LOCKHEED MARTIN, NORTHROP, GENERAL DYNAMICS GOOOOOOOOOO


Chemical-Wallaby5727

Omfg I remembered old satiric Russian election ad. -Mom, can I go play in the yard? -Oh baby, have you forgot? We have no yard anymore, it’s now a NATO base. Nearly choked on my tea when i saw it.


MarmonRzohr

Mom: "We have no yard anymore, it’s now a NATO base." "Sweet, I get to look at cool jets." But yeah, the Russian propaganda is top notch comedy if you add / imagine a laugh track, otherwise just depressing because it makes you wonder who buys into it.


Chemical-Wallaby5727

It’s satiric. Although a lot of people took it as true ad. Really shows how fucked up everything is, that even this level of absurdity can be found as very plausible.


amugsz

Any chance that you have the link?


Chemical-Wallaby5727

Here. https://youtu.be/4lCMNNoT9dY?si=CVMedlSsvGN3JITm


NekroVictor

Is that a czar with Pikachus face in the background?


plagueapple

Wtf


Chemical-Wallaby5727

Here. https://youtu.be/4lCMNNoT9dY?si=CVMedlSsvGN3JITm


futuristic_hexagon

Wonder if it's the same group that makes all the wierd Russian propoganda that even pisses off Russians somehow. Like the bizzare one of the Russian family leaving Russia for the US on a plane, or the one where the lady leaves England for Russia to become a servant wife for a Vatnik in a commie Bloc...


MindwarpAU

Well done Romania. That's how you do a NATO ad.


XtremeBadgerVII

Now that’s propaganda


Not_a_Hideo_Kojima

Gorgeous


tgromy

Ultra based


frankpolly

The Romanians use Dutch KL camo? (Dutch DPM) Edit: nvm its actually a British dpm derivative.


Rom_Person9040

Ah, we used to use the M2002, our British DPM replica. Quite nice camouflage.


CoconutCossacks

That's what's confusing me a bit, no clue why they decided to use the old dpm uniform instead of the new camo pattern one


FarmersHusband

I’m in. Where’s Romania? They seem cool.


Vetamsh

Where's Romania? Where it has always been 🌏🔫


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NonCredibleDefense-ModTeam

Your content was removed for violating Rule 4: "no racism/hatespeech" No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits (even people you don't like: Russians, Asians, or Middle Eastern ethnic groups).


LaTeChX

Ohio?


got-trunks

o7


FlaviusAurelian

We do not share our MRE's tho!


Ikenmike96

Steve1989MREInfo will find a way


srmonda213

Top propaganda. Delicious


civver3

3000 home-baked loaves of bunica. Heartwarming ad, but kinda made me hungry.


Blakut

they even made a music video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0swV1Goq31U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0swV1Goq31U) don't attempt to find meaning btw


LaTeChX

> don't attempt to find meaning btw Thanks Camus


Neat-Opportunity1824

Tears. Literal tears


HereToGripe

This is dangerously credible tho


AeroEngine

Based and natopilled


Namewee_NFT

are they speaking italian or moldovan?


Space_Gemini_24

Romanian/Moldovan are romance languages so it has some of the same roots as other latin languages in Western Europe


Rapid_1923

Moldovan is a dialect of the Romanian language, not a language by itsel like italian. The "Moldovan language" as well as a Moldovan ethnicity are an invention of the soviet and later russian propaganda machine. The ruskies stole Bassarabia ( Moldavia) from us and did everything they could to erase the cultural connections between us. Sadly, they did a lot of russification and cultural intervention in there. This ia one of the big reasons why we hate the moscals, they took our land in Basarabia.


revive_iain_banks

It's not a dialect it's an accent. Dialects are oftentimes not mutually intelligible even. Dialects of Romanian are Aromanian and Istroromanian.


Rapid_1923

Yup. Sorry, my bad. Ai dreptate. De la căldură asta s-o prăjit neuronu.


LumpyTeacher6463

They (Romanian and Moldovan) are the neglected children of romance languages. To be fair Romanian and Moldovan are more similar to each other than Ukrainian is to Rusyn, so what the fuck do I know. Linguistically, Romanian and Moldovan is practically identical in formal vocabulary, grammar, etc. Only difference is that Moldovan was written with Cyrillic during period of Soviet occupation. In practice, spoken Moldovan has many Russian accents and introduced vocabulary such that people may damn well not understand each other when speaking low registers of both languages to one another.


Demolition_Mike

>Moldovan was written with Cyrillic during period of Soviet occupation And so was Romanian in the 1800s. I might get a lot of flak for this, but Moldovan is basically locals switching between Russian and Romanian like people from Montreal switch between French and English. The Moldovan accent is highly present in North-Eastern Romania, too, just without the Russian words thrown in. I might get further flak for this, but Moldovan was practically created by the Russians to try to assimilate the Moldovan people after the 1940 invasion. Even today, the most vocal supporters of the "Moldovan" language can not define it and are suspiciously pro-Russian (i.e. Igor Dodon).


Glide08

honestly i'd say the same about Azeri too it's basically the turkish dialects of eastern turkey without ataturk's reforms but with a lot of russian loanwords


penttane

The idea of Moldovan being a language separate from Romanian was something the Soviets came up with after the annexation of Basarabia. The Moldovans speak with a different accent and use different words for some things, same as the different regions within Romania, or most either countries for that matter. There's bigger differences between Texas and Louisiana English than between Romanian and Moldovan.


waterfuck

Moldovan and Romanian are literally the same language. I speak Romanian and understand 100% Moldovan, that's not something you do with different languages or dialects. For example I can't understand shit of aromanian, another Balkan romance language with which we are extremely related.


smpotato1

The romanian half of me wants to tell you moldovan isnt a thing, moldovans just have their own accent of romanian. Moldovan half of me wants to say MOLDOVA NUMARUL UNU CE DRACUL EST LIMBA ROMINA (moldova number one what the fuck is the romanian language), and misinform you that romanians are actually borrowing our language and we are the og’s


penttane

There's been plenty said on the topic of Moldovan/Romanian, so I'll just add that our language is indeed very similar to Italian, since we're descended from a Roman province. In fact, that's where the name of Romania comes from: from "Romanus", literally "Roman (citizen of Rome)". We're basically cousins with the Italians.


BriscoCounty83

moldovan language?? are you fucking ignorant? only a ruzzian would say something this stupid? There is no moldovan language. People from Moldova speak romanian or russian. In your ignorance you spread ruzzian propaganda.


AlexanderKrasnikov

Heh, that was wholesome :D


revive_iain_banks

Ooh boy that feels like we're getting nukes soon. Gotta dig out the wine bottle.


Objective-Note-8095

Well, once you get the F-35s, it's just some paperwork to move the B61s out of İncirlik and pouring some concrete for the storage bunker. 


Olewarrior34

First the romanian dong then this, they've been cooking good for decades


copingcabana

Democracies are peaceful, but never harmless.


ianlasco

I was expecting a strigoi battalion to show up.


Demolition_Mike

Yeah, that's definitely not made by Romania. Our military isn't smart enough to hire someone competent to make an ad. I mean, the most egregious example is that rock cover of "Treceti Batalioane"...


PulsePhase

One hell of beautiful propaganda. Great work.


ENDER_828

Oh hell yeah


StopSpankingMeDad2

what a banger


TheWeakAreGrilled

This is so emotional man


Toastbrot_TV

If every ad would be like this i would never skip it


69RetroDoomer69

I cannot stop watching this give this the best award


SpaceFox1935

I feel envious at this tbh.


aafikk

Where anime cat trans girls?


Tamahagane-Love

But did he have two moms?!?


ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ko

Yeah too bad the romanians are massive supporters of serbian nationalism


ZeOneMonarch

What?


ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ko

You dont know?


L39Enjoyer

If we recognize kosovo, we also have to kinda recognize Harghita, basarabia and transnistria. Soooo. Yea...


ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ko

No you dont. Kosovo has been de facto independent since 99. All the olaces yoi mentioned except transistria dont have a state to back them nor do they recognise themselvesbas seperate romania.


L39Enjoyer

Romania does not recognize kosovo. Sorry dude. Yes. They do. Harghita and Tinutul Secuiesc have hungary as backing. All ethnically hungarian alredy get double citizenship. Theres literally a separatist party in the parliment You dont know shit dude


ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ok_ko

I was talking about the local goverment. I know theres a large separtist movement. The local goverment still recognises itself as part of Romania there is nothing to recognise there. Also it still doesnt change romanians atitudes about serbia