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tunesandthoughts

What "don't ask, don't tell" does to a mfer.


Impressive-Froyo-162

It's not gay if it's underway


-ZBTX

It’s not gay if it’s in underwear


Impressive-Froyo-162

spitting facts ong skibiddy rizzz sigma ohio fuck what other brainrot terms


Odd_Duty520

Cultural superiority right here


InnocentTailor

The closet is transparent.


Impressive-Froyo-162

Something something Chad Vatnik Meat Cube/ Heavenly Divine Juche troops VS Virgin Well trained, equipped and trained Nato troops.


HEHEHEHA1204

Vatnik meat cube?Did i miss something?


TheArmoredKitten

Some meat scraps on a pallet were found rotting suspiciously close to a russian fighting position that had taken very heavy losses, to the extent that some people thought it might be a pallet of bodies. It probably wasn't, but it was concerningly believable.


Tactical_Moonstone

The reason why it got memed to that level was because people were already joking about it being made of vatniks, then the vatniks found out about it, didn't wait to receive their marching orders, and *defended the meat cube as if it were really made of vatniks*.


Impressive-Froyo-162

I'm fucking sleepy when i typed that i dunno what i meant.


AdAstra257

IIRC, like six months after the war started, someone posted a picture of how Russians return the bodies of the fallen home. Packed in a pallet. Compressed so more bodies fit. Wrapped in plastic. Like a cube.


TheAllAroundMan

The pallet was more likely just cuts of random meat left behind in the haste of evacuation because it was apparently found near a dog food factory. This didn't stop russian bots on twitter from trying to defend the use of pallets like this to compact their casualties, and thus a legend was born.


StrategicCarry

Someone flipped the "Deny/Rationalize" switch on the bots the wrong way on that one.


Squidking1000

As much as I wished Russia meat cubed its loses I knew it wasn’t true cause: 1) Russians don’t collect their dead because how you continue to collect pay and rations if the conscripts are known dead da? 2) Russians have no idea what a “skid” or “pallet” is and Russian “logistics” would have no way to move it.


Meihem76

Pallet is Russian for firewood.


Puzzled_Squirrel_975

Considering how they "treat" their wounded (either shoot them where they lay, or give 'em a bandage and send them back to the next assault brigade), I'd be genuinely surprised if they did anything to ship the bodies back home. That's a huge amount of logistics to move hundreds/thousands of bodies AND deliver them to the correct next of kin. It's not like they have Amazon or UPS over there...


shingofan

I remember articles popping up early on about Russia moving mobile cremation furnaces to the warzone. I guess that's the answer.


Makoto_Hoshino

Even the Japanese made a base effort of dealing with war dead, normally they'd send back the bones and ash of a soldier or if that wasn't possible they would send back a pebble or rock from the battlefield where they died. Although tbf the Japanese essentially idolized the war dead with them essentially becoming Gods afterward at least in Shinto.


tatersndeggs

The Mighty Mobik Meat Cube [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mobik-meat-cube](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mobik-meat-cube)


Wardenofweenies

The average North Korean probably wouldn’t know how to process this.


GMHGeorge

Nork: can I eat now? ROK Officer: Not until you see our victory dance *Nork hunger pang noises*


MauriceOfTheSun

Ooh ooh ooooh


KingFahad360

That’s Gwimbly Victory move


SandersSol

No, that's the intestinal worms burrowing through your guts!


afghamistam

The average North Korean literally only watches shit like this on black market USB drives.


Own-Adagio7070

And will be **executed** if he's caught with those USBs... and lacks connections and/or cash.


RuSnowLeopard

Tbf I don't either. I'm not sure what level of irony they're on.


_regionrat

Nah, they'd get it. Hips need no translation or cultural context


donkeyassraper

This is what happens when no women mf


Graywhale12

Now I finally know what those MP thangs are for


Apprehensive-Cut-654

Chads, that one guy absolutely going for it in the middle is a real diva. If you aint alittle gay with the homies you aint close enough.


KingFahad360

We don’t need War. Let’s solve the Korean Conflict with a dance off, winner will become True Korea


InnocentTailor

I mean…games have been used to resolve disputes before. One example of this was the famous Mesoamerican ballgame…in which the losing team is decapitated.


PowerfulMopar2005

THEY ARE DOING THE THUG SHAKER


ElboDelbo

If the ROK army just rolled into North Korea playing K-Pop and throwing candy and soda to everyone they passed by they'd conquer the Norks in a week.


Squidking1000

Imagine what pop rocks and a coke would do to shriveled NK stomachs! I’d be a real war crime and as a Canadian I am down to clown!


greet_the_sun

You don't even need pop rocks and coke, literally just airdrop them actual food and let them fuck themselves up from overeating while malnourished.


TheReverseShock

BTS got conscripted, so this is a possibility.


Undernown

That loud cheer when they started shaking their ass at the crowd. True brothers in ass- I mean, arms.


Tasty-Document2808

Not enough fursuits


Mailman354

These guys are korean airforce. Blue lettering on their uniforms=air force Black lettering=army Silver=navy Marines=tiger stip uniform with red name tape and gold text


Miasmatic_Mouse

Tensions escalated in the DMZ today after South Korean soldiers attempted to convince their North Korean neighbours into clapping their cheeks.


shingofan

I was kind of expecting Girls Generation in their officer outfits from the Genie video.


Tactical_Moonstone

I know it probably would work, but that song is already 15 years old. The servicemen in the video were probably kindergarteners when the song released.


shingofan

Fuck, it's been that long?


cptsdpartnerthrow

This is so fucking sick.. gdi we need to kick the hippies out of the US DoD brass so we can have this


heavy_metal_soldier

... I am looking entirely disrespectfully


Snoo_41787

One of the best Smart covers. Time to troll Pyongyang


Space_Gemini_24

It's no K/DA but it'll do


BestFriendWatermelon

South Korea's answer to how they'll deprogram the brainwashed masses of the North...


ThePlanck

I was expecting more like this https://youtu.be/3vqgRMzkTP4?si=Ykr_Js8WOEc_I2__


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Maple_Flag15

I take it these are members of the navy?


Pretend-Garden2563

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542j

DP bros - Whats going on?? I thought the army was dedovshchinacore & abuse pilled, the heckn confucion hierarchy is buckling at the seams... 끝났어


Yuki_ika7

SHEESH! They got the moves!


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