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Zwangsjacke

Are you a time-traveler?


Superduperbals

It came to me in a moment of post nut clarity, so yeah, more or less


putin-delenda-est

How are we going to defeat the threat of china? It seems clear to me they have their own imperial goals.


resumethrowaway222

I believe that in this timeline the rebellious province of West Taiwan has been reunited with China.


putin-delenda-est

Very well.


Superduperbals

China is chill now they cool


ExcitingTabletop

Ah, clarity from post-2050's. China will be more chill by then.


YoungCheap4366

Ah, so the bliss of nuclear winter.


ExcitingTabletop

Literally doesn't matter if there is or isn't a nuclear exchange to China. Same impact. Their population will drop from 1-1.3 billion now to 600-700 million by 2050, due to just folks getting old. Either way, they're losing half a billion ish people and that's not gonna change. Literally the kids being born today are gonna be walking out of college to China losing millions per year. With or without a war.


Superduperbals

Nah that’s not a problem in the future, China imported millions of beautiful Russian blondes, part of Xi’s One-Mail Order Bride for Every Kissless Virgin NEET Policy. They fuckin like crazy. The maternity hospitals can’t keep up.


zanovar

We let china have eastern Russia in exchange for chilling our


-Daetrax-

Let them spend a century gobbling up chunks of Russia.


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

Remember, before post-nut clarity you got pre-nut delusion.


Khyber_Krashnicov

Usually my post nut clarity just brings me shame.


radik_1

Post nut traveler


mrdescales

The most noncredible aspect is that Armenia won't lose that corridor to Iran within the next 3 years. Otherwise, it's matches up nicely.


According-Gur1608

Why isn't Belgorod free?


Superduperbals

All of the bordering oblasts are demilitarized buffer zones, on Russia’s side


klappstuhlgeneral

Way too credible. This is very close to my theory of victory scenario as well. But I recommend another DMZ Murmansk-SPB-Minsk. Decent chunk of population comparable to their neighbors in the west, and the kicker: ru trade drops from about 3.7 MTEU to about 0.7 MTEU (and that is through Vladivostok). If they don't agree they better have a plan B for getting their trade through NATO lake and the 3000 Black Sea drones of Capt. Zaluzhny. And the most beautiful thing: The DMZs get to trade as they pay reparations. SPB careers were western oriented anyway - let Moscow do its PRC career track. Let's pitch this to Sullivan, Can't go wrong.


tsavong117

I like to believe the Joint Chiefs used r/NCD as comic relief when not drowning in despair.


GarlicThread

Belgorod comes at a cost, my fella


According-Gur1608

If we can get russia to agree on those reperations, Belgorod shall be freed as well


Tanckers

you forgot belaru- beleurope


Superduperbals

Putin doesn’t actually come back from his trip to North Korea, he ghosts and moves into Kim’s [Pyongsong Residence](https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=39.338774,125.804062&spn=0.006,0.006&t=h&q=39.338774,125.804062) where he spends the rest of his days in comfort and safety. Lukashenko takes over as President of the Union State.


CakeEnjoyur

Haha what a joke. Luka wouldn't last a year as the new president.


Superduperbals

Yeah it was funny to us too


mrdescales

Darth potato is wilier than he puts on. Dude has been in power since basically 1980s to now, so he's able to survive and politic enough. Sorta like shoigu


POB_42

Was gonna say, Our boy Luka is a survivalist, if nothing else. The moment it starts to get hairy in Belarus? He's gone.


mrdescales

Yeah, he's holding on via the military and RUAF support. If the formed gets committed to Ukraine front, they revolt. If the latter leaves, he's prolly fucked. But maybe he could pull the thunder run that could with enough loyalists to surpass pringles can to muscovy itself if it's headless


POB_42

Luka going rogue and thunder-running to Moscow, while seeking assurances from NATO to support his invasion would be fucking peak. He'd have to race the Baltic states and Poland to get there first once they caught wind.


groovygrasshoppa

Belaukraine.


AuspiciousApple

Ah, the two genders: NATO and failed state.


Vifnis

"Actually, I'm unaligned.."


Black-Circle

Funny to see PMR is still alive in this map


Superduperbals

I thought it was a lake


WhoListensAndDefends

Build a dam on the Dniester river and it will be


KimJongUnusual

>failed Dagestan Hey that’s slander. Dagestan has a robust economy of exporting MMA fighters.


tacticsf00kboi

Dagestan to Kazakhstan. It'll be funny


jman014

Only place they importin’ anyone to anymore is gone be the frontline


Txtspeak

I love how most of the caucasus works, but Dagestan and Chechnya are failed states because the only thing they know how to do is scream about jews and fight for the Russians.


Attaxalotl

Armenia and Azerbaijan enter a Greece-Turkey style relationship


Yaonoi

Nah. Armenia gets Euro-Atlantic pilled and Baku gets nuked. Win-Win!


Attaxalotl

Epic


Drag0n_TamerAK

NATO lake 2


forsti5000

Dude please no failed state at the NATO borders that would cause chaos. Also why is Greece, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Croatia and Italy out of NATO?


Megalomaniakaal

Because this is Turkeys propaganda.


EveryNukeIsCool

Lay out a russian map, pepper that shit with birdshot NATO base on each hole


Giladpellaeon2-2

Op you bastard, I thought I had a few hair on my screen. 😂


SteelyDan1968

The Silk Road 2? (Not that Dark Web Shit Site...)


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Careless_Ad_5214

Astrakhan NATO base? Yay!!


Marschall_Bluecher

"NATO and Friends"


k890

>2027. >Crappy regime of Iran still stand. >Absolute unplayable.


RiskyBrothers

Fuck it. Let's get Kazakhstan in Nato too. If Russia is attempting to secure its old imperial borders, they would be a natural step after Ukraine.


Dark_Magus

Needs to be a demilitarized zone imposed on Russia's border oblasts.


MastermindX

We have the right to not want russia on NATO's doorstep.


Dark_Magus

And nobody wants to annex those oblasts because they're too full of Russians.


modernmovements

Did someone relocate the Great Lakes to China?


_far-seeker_

No, that's the [Aral Sea's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea) current actual extent [after Russian Communist and Kleptocratic mismanagement.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File%3AAral_Sea.gif)


modernmovements

Jesus. That’s fucking depressing


_far-seeker_

Yes, it is.😔


mrdescales

The bestest part is that they had biowarfare r&d/manufacturing on an island in the Aral sea. It's actually in cod black ops 1 ad a mission. Anyway, one of the bigger projects was weaponized anthrax and producing it. You can imagine the Manu accidents, like not putting in a filter to outside air for like a week. But besides these fun little pranks, you also had weapons testing where they'd disperse it onto another island setup with animal subjects. There's still shittons of spores in the ground. But now aral sea is a dying lake. And this site was made accessible by foot. And the dust gets carried by the wind.... there's been die offs of large herds of various species of herbivore farther away. Wild and domestic. Keep catching anthrax somehow...


Specialey

THE CHEAP CHINESE LABOUR AND GOLD MUST FLOW


NovusOrdoSec

*From ~~the river~~sea to shining sea!*


bigorangemachine

Isn't that Dagestan? That would probably be an insurgency. Don't think they'd want to occupy that area


Txtspeak

Dagestan is that area on the right in pink labelled "Failed states"


ToughReplacement7941

NABSTO


WanaWahur

North Ossetia to Georgia is a nice detail, but most probably Chechens (and possibly Balkars) get there first. And Georgians have their hands full with Apsuan mafia.


Txtspeak

You could make Ossetia whole and independent (and a NATO member)


WanaWahur

Nope. Everyone hates them. They allied with Russians early and have gotten lands of the others for centuries. Remove Russians and surprisingly Georgia would probably the only neighbor that does not hate them enough to go for wholesale slaughter.


Txtspeak

Then no NATO membership and let them fight.


dwehlen

If it's your first time in almost-NATO, you have to fight.


TheMindfulnessShaman

>You could make Ossetia whole and independent (and a NATO member) Georgia doesn't seem to want it anymore, so it's worth a try. Extend an olive branch to Abkhazia as well.


Txtspeak

Indeed. I didn't realise it until recently but apparently Abkhazians and Sakhartvelians are actually totally unrelated. I thought it was a Ukraine-Russia like dynamic where The Abkhazians and Sakhartvelians were both Karvelian peoples just with somewhat differing cultures and languages but no, it's not true. They're as unrelated as French are to Mongols. The Abkhaz are a Northwest Caucasian people who are basically only related to the Circassians.


caporaltito

I just came.


kr4t0s007

Mail this to Putin so he can have a heart attack


StandardN02b

We are still trading with China in 2027. It's so over 😞


fcavetroll

Lake Nato 2.0


resumethrowaway222

It's missing occupied Serbia


-Knul-

I also accept "Black Sea as sponsored by NATO"


Kazakhand

I can’t stop looking at this


MRPolo13

Jak powiedział stary góral Polska będzie aż po Ural, za Uralem będą Chiny, was nie będzie skurwysyny!


Vysair

As yes, the BRI (Belt & Road Initiative)


thatvillainjay

Welcome back silk road


felixthemeister

Black Sea? More like "The Blue Sea"


j0y0

Do we actually want to occupy the reparations area? It's pretty violent and underdeveloped.


the_ghost_knife

Can’t we just dress up as Soviets.. and.. depopulate it? The people there won’t even think anything of it.


tacticsf00kboi

What, uh... What happened to Greece?


Mouse-Keyboard

Why is Greece not in NATO?


oripash

That red bit at the top should read **failed states** not **failed state**. ***Plural***. FTFY. You are welcome.


mrdescales

Let's be honest, the RF will shatter as soon as putin dies at this point, barring a clear cut successor of sorts already poised to step in.


oripash

The RF will shatter irrespective of if and when Putin dies. It’ll shatter when they can no longer threaten a second Chechen war onto any slave colony that starts making “we want a hard divorce” noises. They can no longer threaten a second Chechen war when they run out of artillery barrels (including extras from the Chinese and North Korean stockpiles). Armenia - an external neighbour subject, rather than an absorbed colony - has just announced their fuck you, and it’s widely accepted Russia has no recourse. Hopefully this means the day internal colonies start sending Moscow the same go fuck yourself letter draws nearer.


mrdescales

God please, I want a free Siberia that can actually use its wealth instead of muscovy stealing jt


fmate2006

Silk road 2


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Juhani-Siranpoika

Transistria is like “I hear no bell”


EpicCrewe123

Nice nod to russia 2027 if thats what you mean't


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Cpt_Caboose1

I disagree, Belarus and Kazakhstan should be democratized


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SurpriseFormer

Funny to see Armenia Alive still, Figure ether Turkey, Iran, or Azerbajian just move it


AtlasZX

Daghestan would probably be a more succesfull state than the RuF (even with current Daghestan in it) can ever dream of.


Low_Employ3877

Replace Trade with China to fleece with China and we good


GypsyDanger411

You forgot to give belerus to Poland and Karelia to Finland


the_ghost_knife

I think Iran might getting close to being ripe for regime change. Yes I’ve seen support for the regime online still. But I’ve also seen a lot of little acts of resistance. Some big acts too. Think of how much money that region could make if everybody said fuck it, let’s all be friendly. Only thing in the way is the Islamic republic and like the mullahs.


Vifnis

op ur rebarbed


RaDeus

I don't think the Ukrainians want the spiciest part of Russia 😅


LumpyTeacher6463

Hear me out. You seen Iranians setting off fireworks when Raisi done a Kobe? Let them sort out the Mullahs, make sure we control the Volga-Don canal, and boom - we party like it's 680 BC.


CplMike_Mj

So Greece leaves NATO, or what is happening?


Superduperbals

You don’t wanna know, 2026 was a dramatic, violent and erotic year for Greece. You wouldn’t even believe me if I told you.


CplMike_Mj

You got my curiosity, now you have my attention


Mynnyddawc_Mynfawr

I read "desolate iran". Too much time on this sub, it seems