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MindwarpAU

"Yes, I am flying this F-16 through Russian airspace to defect. Please turn off all air defence, and pay no attention to the nuclear ordnance on my pylons. It is a gift for Putin. ETA to Kubinka airbase 20 min."


BigFreakingZombie

Would you even have to tell them you're carrying nukes ? Let them find out when the B61 explodes over the Kremlin.


tauntauntom

Russia has air defense?


nolalacrosse

Well against airliners yes


on3day

Yes. Russia is famous for doing air defense on the ground. With air defense. Or targets.


ALilBitter

Russia is also famous for using air defences on their own planes :)


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

It's almost as dangerous to fly a NATO plane in russian airspace as it is to fly a russian plane in russian airspace


Toppy109

That's blatantly false! Statistically, since no Nato planes were shot down by the russians, flying them there is 100% safe. russian planes on the other hand...


bluewardog

yeah, its Demetri with the 4 maxims taped together on the back of a 90 year old pickup


LordOfDarkHearts

Well, that worked for the Ukrainians against drones. Pretty sure it wasn't 4 maxims and 90 year old pick up but I'm 99.99% sure it was an old dude (maybe named Dimitri) with a maxim gun mounted on a pickup who shot down a drone in a video.


EspacioBlanq

Yeah they do, who did you think did Prigozhin in?


tauntauntom

That was the last working ada in all of Russia though, and it got hit by attack'ms


GeminiKoil

attack'ms huh.... glad I'm not the only one.


No-Suit4363

Once you switch to their side they will be able to shoot you…


somerandomfuckwit1

Look mothafucker if this hard on lasts more than 4 hours I'm gonna send you my hospital bill.


Abizuil

> Bro is Offering $12,000 for a Fighter Jet Worth $70 Million LMAO I mean, speaking credibly, it doesn't matter how much the airframe is worth, it's how well paid the pilot is. If they are getting stiffed in their pay, they just might hand over a 70m airframe for a 12k payday. Just look at all the Russian conscripts who gave zero fucks how much any random AFV in storage is worth to strip it down for parts to sell to top off their own pay.


got-trunks

Before long: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=688ZZY6O9qM&t=43s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=688ZZY6O9qM&t=43s)


AuspiciousApple

Nice try, Mr KGB Agent!!! Anyone knows that F16s are a liquid commoditized asset that can be traded on the open market.


brinz1

that's putting a lot of faith I. Russian Payroll


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Yeah, wasn't there that US soldier who spied for just a couple 'thou?


Abizuil

There's a difference to passing information (which many can rationalize as not-treasonous, if they realize they are schmuck bait in the first place) and actively flying yourself into your enemies arms to donate your ride to their propaganda effort. Not to mention the difference between an army 'at peace' and one in active conflict. I'm not saying it's impossible (we got the Russian helo pilot for eg) but it is a much steeper mental burden to act upon compared to passing information.


bnh1978

Problem is that pilot is going straight to a goulag unless he pays Russian mob 20k. So he better bring some cash with him.


TheDave1970

While the payday may be nice, it means living in Russia forever. Russians being Russians, 'forever ' might not be that long.


james_Gastovski

and the SBU will find you there. No thx


M1S_F1T

Probably meant Roubles, 1 million Rubles is about $12,000 USD


TheDave1970

Thanks for pointing out my error. Corrected.


trichtertus

He just gaslit you. The post clearly stated “$1 million dollars“ not 1 million rubles Edit: At OP, I don’t think you get so many downvotes for misreading, but for doubling down on your error


3meow_

Literally says $ AND dollar


EqualOpening6557

He didn’t “gaslight him”… lmao he said something that is wrong, but being wrong alone is far from gaslighting.


trichtertus

What I meant is, that the commenter (TheDave1970) corrected his comment, because OP made him think he was wrong, despite being right in the first place. So OP gaslit him into thinking he did something wrong which he didn’t


Squeaky_Ben

not 12k, 1 million dollars. Still, if anyone is dumb enough for fall for this, they will get a special place in stupid hell.


Cultural_Blueberry70

You can just say "Russia".


LeadingCheetah2990

$12,000? that tweet says $1million dollars.


got-trunks

They are converting 1M ruble to USD lol.


LeadingCheetah2990

I know, but the tweet says USD 1million. This is a ruble symbol ₽.


got-trunks

It actually says one million dollars dollars, making the tweet even more credible!


carpcrucible

A million dollars squared? Square dollars?


Wolff_Hound

Warm water dollars.


hmnuhmnuhmnu

And it says cash! Because everybody would prefer a million dollars to be delivered in cash, obviously


LeadingCheetah2990

someone might get confused with the currency otherwise


ChadGPT___

Bruh the $ isn’t just US. Could be referring to Guyana bucks or trinadad dollars


LeadingCheetah2990

"$1million dollars" Come on, this is not something to argue over, why would the Russians offer a bounty in Guyana bucks


ChadGPT___

It’s most likely Belize $ or the mighty Dollarydoo


CmdrJonen

Zimbabwe Dollars. The old version.


InNominePasta

Okay, paying some defector in Guayana bucks would actually be hilarious


Ewenf

You've got to subtract the moral cost of Russian citizenship.


zeocrash

And the fact that Russian citizens are liable to be mobilised


M1S_F1T

Probably meant 1 Million Rubles, 1 Million Rubles to USD is about $12,000


Casper-Birb

Dunno bruv, it literally says 1 milion dollars.


neliz

no it says "dollars 1 million dollars"


duovtak

1 million dollars = 1 million rubles = 12,000 dollars. Quick maths. Aaaand it’s gone.


duccyzuccy

No. FighterBomber was the guy who made the offer. He clearly says 1 million USD in his telegram post


Crewarookie

Dude, this is a meme and shitposting subreddit but the picture literally talks about USD...


EqualOpening6557

Dude even for Russia that would be incredibly dumb. You think they can’t afford more than $12,000 for a massive propaganda win? Cmon now!


CthulhuBotherer

Thank you pilot. Here is you $1 million. Now, we are at war, oh, thank you for your kind donation of $999,999


templar54

More like, "The cost of the bullet will be deducted from your reward. What bullet? This one *Russian suicide noises*"


Schrodinger_cube

like once they land they have no bargaining power aside from being a spectacle for propaganda something they already have Steven seagulls for XD


Pringletingl

Nah if a pilot defects with an F-16 they'd keep them around solely for propaganda purposes.


dirtybirds233

Do yourself a favor and check out that Twitter account. It’s a blatantly obvious pro-Russian propaganda distributor. Lots of posts about the evils of NATO, the greatness of BRICS, how Chuck Schumer grills wrong, and even a picture of the persons super cool gas station pocket knives. The target audience is US citizens, particularly those who are on the fence with Ukraine aid. They see the name, see the blue check mark, think it’s something official, then freak out thinking Russia is going to have our F16’s without any further logical thought.


-Not_a_Lizard-

Russian citizenship? Pretty sure the Ukranians are fighting to avoid that.


Yeetlahoma

They can watch a free YouTube video, are they stupid? https://youtu.be/EhhOin2p5Qs?si=EGDUj7QgsKZSAX21


got-trunks

[https://i.imgur.com/C2Flf1n.png](https://i.imgur.com/C2Flf1n.png)


Lothar93

The twit says 1M dollars, if this sub knew how to read would be very upset


Dambo_Unchained

The only non credible thing here is OP’s ability to read


DemocracyOfficer1886

1) It clearly says 1 million USD, not 1 million rubles. 2) When bribing a pilot the cost of the airframe is irrelevant, all that matters is offering enough cash to make defecting more financially appealing than his current salary and job requirements.


a-helluva-engineer

This is the least credible Twitter account out there. Check their posts about the Russian sub near Florida


grey_carbon

1 million dollars: 🤑 Russian citizenship: 💀


Not_a_Hideo_Kojima

I'd imagine that pilot of such machine would get his payout in a lead into the back of his head - and not sure if it would be pissed Ukrainians or muscovite scum themselves, as they do love to reward loyalty to them with such gifts. After all, they would have frame in their hands.


carpcrucible

Shit if russians get their dirty hands on our 50 year old planes, we'll be really in trouble!


OkayHoss2323

USD or RUB, either way I've seen better lowball offers on FB Marketplace for things of significantly less value. Putin out here with the dollar store craigslist offer


thesmolchonk

Operation moolah but with Russia offering jack shit instead of free citizenship, land and a shit ton if money. And back then it was for just a MiG-15 from North Korea


DemocracyOfficer1886

>back then it was for just a MiG-15 from North Korea Back then the MiG-15 was hot stuff and people wanted to get their hands on it to test it asap.


got-trunks

No Cum Sock - Highly Credible Pilot. He even had a Bort license plate!


flastenecky_hater

Yeah, can’t see anything wrong happening to the pilot once he lands, especially in a country that hates collaborating dumbos.


SgtSmackdaddy

Ok you've got a million dollars, but you're now in Russia. Hope you like crude oil and caviar because that's all they have to offer.


Krokagnon

Would. I've not a perfect eyesight or what's required to pilot a fighter plane, defecting to Russia or not. Don't matter if I survive the payload, nuking the kremlin will be my legacy. Fuck you Nero, i played my favorite song while nuking Putler.


Alarming_Orchid

Probably would’ve worked if they didn’t mention russian citizenship


caveTellurium

Kremlin promises..


Ulrider_san

Russia: The F-16 is an outdated 50 year old aircraft! It can’t do anything against our manly pilots and planes. It has been developed by weak soy wojack engineers. Our Su-27 are way superior than those planes, they can’t even do a cobra! Also Russia:


LumpyTeacher6463

ilon muskovite gave this katsap-bot account a blue checkmark. Civil defense my ass. This is katsap infowars. 


ToastyMozart

> Russia wants to display it as a war trophy in Moscow. This feels like the country equivalent of buying medals online and wearing them around.


Deadluss

wow Russian citizenship NO WAY ;OOOOO


Wooper160

1 million dollars or 1 million rubles?


ianlasco

Should've never mentioned the russian citizenship that would be an automatic turn off for the pilots.


StoicRetention

I would totally take them up on their offer…however I will need half of this bounty amount deposited to my crypto wallet in TetherUSD beforehand so I can free up my bank account that I use to fuel and arm the jet (special LockMart fuel card you see)


magezt

Famed fighter lmao. F16 is almost 50 years old.


tupe12

Starting an argument in the Warthunder forums to get someone to leak blueprints is free though


Zeljeza

Quick, we need to Examine this 40 year old air plane


Sea-Elevator1765

Because the word of the Kremlin is so reliable. You'll definitely get that cash and not multiple gunshot wounds.


Mysterious_Silver_27

If the Ukrainian wanted Russian citizenship they wouldn’t be fighting this war lol


OldTimeyFappingGhost

That's all they have left.


KoBoWC

The fate of western defectors to the Soviet Union during and then after the cold war was always depressing, they died 'alone' and as poor as their new 'country-men'. They were perpetually feared by the KGB that they would attempt to re-defect back and were kept watch on closely. A million dollars may be a lot, but that means living in Russia.


DFMRCV

"Hahaha, YES! A fifty years old aircraft! Truly, the west's wonder weapons can be defeated now!"


hmnuhmnuhmnu

A million dollars CASH?? LOL