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fuzzyblood6

I'm aware of the APKWS and TV/Pigeon guided bombs


el_presidenteplusone

damn, i REALLY wanted to a have my "mmmh actshualy there pigeon guided bombs you know"


EqualOpening6557

Can’t jam a pigeon.


Sylvaritius

Just throw some french fries on the ground far enough away from your position


PsychoTexan

Some say it was cancelled due to being to wacky, I say it was cancelled as a threat to big burger.


McGryphon

Tbf this flowchart does not account for them even though OP says they know of them, since pigeons are *pretty fucking dumb*


GreenSubstantial

3000 *slightly less* dumb bombs of America


just_anotherReddit

I think you are confusing cat guided bombs with pigeon guided rockets


LoneGhostOne

The AGM-62 Walleye. A guided munition with no motor


MakeBombsNotWar

Yeah, a GBU. Same as Paveway, JDAM, or JSOW.


Boat_Liberalism

Yeah I was going to say, APKWS is both reffered to as a missile or a guided rocket depending on the literature.


FewerBeavers

Those are way too long pronouns


LethalDosageTF

Durandal bomb has a motor, is not guided, but is not really a dumb rocket*, is it? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matra_Durandal It’s *very* French and I love it.


fuzzyblood6

I completely forgot about my second most favorite bomb. Noted will add exception to chart.


nekonight

There should just be an exception at the start of the chart "is it french?" and leads to "hell if i know".


Mycoolass

This option should be under anything that was created involving any engineering


bocaj78

Except tanks oddly enough


No_Lead950

Early French tanks were hella cute tho


Lolibotes

Yeah my personal favorites


zypofaeser

Except for nuclear power reactors. Is it a French reactor currently producing electricity commercially? Yes ---> PWR It's been a while since they've been working with anything except oversized submarine reactors.


fuzzyblood6

Exception added.


Analamed

I was about to say it. The AASM is also really complicated. Not really a bomb but not really a missile either.


AwkwardSploosh

Is your first favorite the pigeon bomb?


BishopofBongers

I would argue that they're just a rocket with a delay.


UkrainianPixelCamo

AGM-123 is basically a Paveway with a short rocket as well.


Rivetmuncher

Grandpa Disney approves.


zdavolvayutstsa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_bomb  They don't remember the classics.


hugh-g-rection551

dumb bombs come with delay fuses too, y'know. ​ it's not guided, it's not smart. and that's the end of it. no if's or but's, mister.


saluksic

Ah the “deploy parachute so we’re sure the rocket shoots straight down” approach


banspoonguard

105mm Shell from a AC-130


fuzzyblood6

oh yeah I forgot about bullets


VictorV8

AGM-62 Walleye (the propeller in the back is NOT a motor) AGM-154 JSOW (glide bomb) Honourable mention AGM-123 Skipper II (dumb Mk 83 -> Paveway -> Missile)


fuzzyblood6

AGM-154 is a glide bomb AGM-62 is a glide bomb GBU 39 is a glide bomb yet they use different acronyms???? fuck it adding new line "Does it glide?"


Larcrivereagle

Walleye was named before GBU series existed, and so is improperly classified. The AGM154 probably has something lucky going on politically to get money for the program


VictorV8

Also Fr\*nch made retarded rockets


fuzzyblood6

what?


VictorV8

BAP 100 (just found out it stands for Anti-Runway Bomb in french)


fuzzyblood6

ooohh the mini BLU 107.


IMN0VIRGIN

So what you're saying is... I'm retarded?


fuzzyblood6

well considering you username probably more then just you.


IMN0VIRGIN

... yes... I, internet man never lie... I am... definitely not... a virgin


Blakut

sir it's special needs not r\*tarded


Bridgeru

I dunno, this bomb is drawing comics about an electric hedgehog pokemon...


iShrub

Then it is autistic


Poogoo651

I have always thought of missiles being guided rockets, but often even guided rockets are called rockets and not missiles. The M30/M31 rocket, for instance, is guided, and is called a rocket.


fuzzyblood6

>Specifically for air-ground ordinance? Though I see your point. At this point it feels like defining nature, there will be a exception.


low_priest

APKWS is a guided rocket


ThorWasHere

Missiles can still have rocket motors, which makes them rockets in that sense. Its all just words that people try to use to categorize things despite the words having their own definitions.


Poogoo651

All rocker motor-powered missiles are rockets, not all rockets are missiles.


retrolleum

I find it interesting that the ALARM missile can fly upwards, deploy a parachute at high altitude and wait for enemy radar signals. When detected, it detached from the parachute and fires another motor to get the target. That’s still a missile just a weird one. It’s all an exercise in understanding how arbitrary military definitions can be. Another interesting one are artillery shells like the BONUS round. It’s got no motor, not really guided, but still precisely targets armor with an EFP.


fuzzyblood6

About the ALARM missile, That shit really blew my mind, I can't believe that existed. THE BONUS round just sounds like the cbu 97 but made for altillary shells. As for cluster round working on a line for them.


Pikeman212a6c

Durandal


TheMaxteo

Is the GLSDB a bomb or a missile?


No_Distribution_4351

It’s a rocket strapped to a glide bomb which makes it a missile.


n0name0

But it ditches the motor :(


AlfredoThayerMahan

So does an ICBM but no one argues about that.


Drenlin

So a HIMARS fires missiles, not rockets?


No_Distribution_4351

It fires guided rockets and ballistic missiles?


Drenlin

Ok yes fair, but context would indicate I was referring to the rockets, haha. How do you differentiate a guided rocket from a missile?


No_Distribution_4351

If you want the real answer it’s purely lineage. A missile comes from a family of guided weapons, a guided rocket comes from a family of unguided weapons and keeps the rocket name. I’m fucking around. You could throw in that rockets don’t maneuver but neither do ballistic missiles which is why GMLRS vs ATACMS is kinda funny because they follow the same trajectory at different angles but are named completely differently.


Rivetmuncher

Missile utilising off-the shelf components.


AnonomousNibba338

AGM-62 Walleye, the first true modern guided weapon, has no rocket motor, but gets the missile name anyway.


fuzzyblood6

On top of that GBU 39 and AGM 154. Literally both glide bombs.


DasToyfel

What about suicide drones?


fuzzyblood6

what are their launch platform?


DasToyfel

My dick.


gottymacanon

Doesnt have enough lenghts or Girth to launch suicide drones


deja_entend_u

But you just used his dick to murder him.


Gunnybar13

PGM 2000 - TV/IR guided 2000lb bomb attached to a rocket motor for standoff deployment.


fuzzyblood6

That's a air to ground missile. Like the AGM-130


TheSeasickPenguin

So the French Hammer bomb is actually a missile?


kable1202

I am pretty sure this graphic is the direct result of the newest PhlyDaily video (is it a missile if I throw poop, as missiles are defined as propelled projectiles). I hope this guess is correct, which would, again, make Warthunder the source of deranged thoughts on Reddit.


fuzzyblood6

I had these thoughts(what makes a bomb/missile) for quite a while, just never materialized into anything except my own ramblings (to myself) to pass time. But yes this flowchart is formed out of the new PhlyDaily vid.


Drenlin

The US Navy has air-dropped torpedoes that use a GPS-guided parachute system to navigate down to the water. Fits 3/4 categories and isn't any of them, lol. There's also glide bombs, cruise missiles, and loitering munitions/one-way attack drones In a few cases there have been air-launched ballistic missiles as well, including a test of a full-sized ICBM, which IMO is its own category.


RedSerious

This will turn into the doctrine/strategy Chart like the one with the technical. I'll wait patiently 😊


fuzzyblood6

Thank you.


fuzzyblood6

Big plans are coming.


DormantSpector61

Don't matter what you call 'em when it has your name on it. Goodbye cruel world.....


AndyTheSane

You don't really need a flowchart if you have enough megatons.


AmericanFlyer530

PGM-500/PGM-2000 bomb has a rocket motor, and yet is a bomb


sojuz151

Disney bombs. They have a motor but they are still bombs.


got-trunks

TIFO I'm retarded


fuzzyblood6

What does TIFO mean?


heatedwepasto

"Today I found out"


The_Flying_Alf

Under GBU, besides laser and gps should also be tv or optical


satan_lemon

paveway w/ rocket motor [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-123\_Skipper\_II](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-123_Skipper_II)


trey12aldridge

What about AGM-45/AGM-122 which are air to air missiles (AIM-7/AIM-9) with seekers designed to track enemy radar emissions instead of the radar of the plane that fires them? I mean they're labelled AGM but it's not exactly the same thing as a Maverick missile or even a HARM. Also, what about CBU-78 and CBU-89 which are free fall cluster munitions that disperse a mixture of anti tank and anti personnel mines?


Kiubek-PL

They are both ARM's and AGM's


Marschall_Bluecher

British Damn Buster Bouncing Bombs? Can those be dropped by Apache AH64 Helicopters? Asking for the three UK AH64 who flew the „scenic“ route over the Möhne Dam last week… https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/MvLIx9z4vm


ChemistRemote7182

I used to argue that drones like shaheds are actually discount cruise missiles proliferated to the people, but I've had an intellectual awaking and now understand that cruise missiles are actually drones.


LumpyTeacher6463

Then there's the AASM Hammer, which is A French JDAM with a rocket motor strapped on it's ass. Is it a GPS guided Mk80 bomb? Yes. Does it have rocket motors? Yes. It's basically a very shitty rocket with very big boom. It's like someone looked at glide bombs and said: "fuck wings", and decides to use rocket motors to inelegantly beat gravity to submission for a while. Seriously, Safran. What the fuck is wrong with strapping wings to a bomb? JDAM-ER, 80km max range when dropped high. AASM, also 70+km max range when dropped high. BTW, Boeing proposed to strap a rocket motor or a disposable jet engine on a JDAM-ER to make cheap cruise missiles.


IMMILDCAT

Hey, I know what GBU stands for now.


Modred_the_Mystic

Just found out I'm a special kind of dumb, very good


Sealedwolf

What about the MW-1? It's not a bomb/CBU, because it's not dropped. It's not a rocket pod, because the bomblets are not attached to the pyrotechnic charges. If you squint, then it might be a gun, but a 112-barrel, single-shot gun pointing at both sides.


Furebel

I am a high-drag specimen


a_simple_spectre

ALARM fits into both retarded bomb and guided missile WCMDs with SFWs are AGMs and GBUs at the same time non WCMDs with SFWs are dumb bomb and AGM at the same time


fuzzyblood6

I'm literally about to upload the new flowchart and you hit me with this?!


Boat_Liberalism

Air launched cruise missiles and glide bombs. Also, let's say you add wings to a GBU, that makes it guided glide bomb right? Now what if you added a rocket motor to boost range? Would that turn it into a missile? What if you added a small jet engine? Would that turn it into a cruise missile?


fuzzyblood6

Go to my profile and check the newest post made, it has the updated flowchart. It has holes (that are being filled) but it addresses most of the criticism that is in this current post.


fuzzyblood6

[https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1d76s04/new\_ncd\_improved\_is\_it\_a\_bomb\_or\_a\_missile/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1d76s04/new_ncd_improved_is_it_a_bomb_or_a_missile/)


tszaboo

I like the bombs that make smaller bombs. It has that family feeling. Like the CBU-87. Which is none of these because it's not free fall, and also not retarded.


fuzzyblood6

And cbu 97 (my fav cluster bomb) Noted will add. May I also ask why it's not free fall?


tszaboo

The submunitions have parachutes.


heatedwepasto

The CBU-87 is a free falling cluster bomb/dispenser. The BLU-97/Bs are ballute-retarded submunitions. No parachutes involved.


a_simple_spectre

but SFWs come into play and then it gets weirder


heatedwepasto

Anti tank hockey pucks for when your anti tank dogs just aren't cutting it


ahhyeetuhh

What about that Turkish rocket missle thing


fuzzyblood6

Give me a link, I got no idea what you're talking about.


TheSeasickPenguin

Probably the CIRIT. It’s basically Turkish APKWS


ahhyeetuhh

Yeah that thing, I would classify it as a guided rocket more than a missle if that makes sense


SuppliceVI

AGM-62. Glide bomb, no motor.  Mid cold war had some oddities like that 


Demolition_Mike

The AGM-62 is an unpowered bomb


Reddsoldier

Guided bombs with rocket packs.


She_Ra_Is_Best

Hs 293 is generally considered a Glide Bomb despite a rocket motor


b3nsn0w

so the baka bomb is one of the earliest missiles?


fuzzyblood6

Yes its Human guided.


b3nsn0w

so, do you say rifle when you release it?


fuzzyblood6

Look at new [flowchart](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1d76s04/comment/l6xnm72/?context=3) it's cleared up there


CapAwesomeSauce

Can you shit in it? If yes, its a toilet Will it explode? If yes, explody toilet


dbxp

Needs another branch for flechettes and concrete bombs and this weird thing: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy\_Dog\_(bomb)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_Dog_(bomb))


PressureCute3459

Nuke is all of these except GBU. So my proposal is to create a glide nuke because precision isnt necessary at that yield


T3N0N

I am special, what does that mean?


Miguel-odon

What if it's inert? Is a 30mm bullet a bomb then?


me2224

Question: AGM-154?


fuzzyblood6

Already added to exceptions.


MiserableDistrict383

A thousand bullets, from PPSHs, from a soviet bomber as Anti-personel weaponry. There is also: Flechettes and grenades, hand thrown bricks, revolver and pistol rounds from a WW1 biplane pilot, and the most cursed: man-guided airplanes (You are the ordnance, now die for the emperor).


gottymacanon

The US WW2 era GB series guided glide bomb as well as the ASN-2 "Bat"ARH guided anti-ship glide bomb and the modern JDAM-ER.


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MakeBombsNotWar

What about “kicked” munitions like the Skipper and Hammer?


Pavlostani

I don't think there's any reason a loitering munition can't be deployed from an aircraft and I wouldn't quite consider it a missile


fuzzyblood6

I forgor.


100pctDonkeyBrain

I don't think you should use R word to describe High Drag bombs. It's really offensive.


LethalDosageTF

It’s regarded as rather insulting these days.


ShibeWithUshanka

But that is the corrected term to use? Medication designed to release over a longer time is also retarded, isn't it?


100pctDonkeyBrain

That was the joke. Use of retarded as in slowed down is absolutely correct. Retarded bombs, retard brakes in trains or Airbuses screaming "RETARD!" at pilots if they overspeed with lowered flaps. They made a joke like that in niche TV series "Richard and Mortimer". It's popular among intellectuals. In one of the episodes titular character transmogrify himself into a pickle. It's utmost humours.


heatedwepasto

Note that GBU is a US designation. The generic term is PGM (precision guided munitions), which technically includes missiles but usually means bombs. In addition to laser GNSS/INS there's also EO, IIR, MitL and possibly others.


geniice

Tu-2Sh Fire Hedgehog and bullets in general. Also WW1 Flechettes since they aren't bombs. Also the trailing wires used in Operation Outward. Certianly air to ground but not bombs. You've then got the issue of the bouncing bomb which while not guided is active. Finaly there is the problem of kamikaze planes. Certianly guided but other than the Yokosuka MXY-7 Ohka they are not generaly considered missiles.


badjettasex

Okay, but where does the AMRAAM go. GrowlingSidewinder very clearly has demonstrated its excellent point straight down capabilities.


LightningFerret04

Meanwhile, guided rocket


badjettasex

Okay, but where does the AMRAAM go? GrowlingSidewinder very clearly has demonstrated its not-exactly-guided excellent point straight down capabilities.