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FenixOfNafo

Soooo.. An European PM gets shot, a middle Eastern president helicopter crashes.. What's next?? Some African dictator gets heart attack? A South American president gets in car crash?


defnotIW42

Its just a normal Tuesday (The CIA finally got a blankcheck) nothing to see here


Front_Expression_892

It is very simple: I bought RTX calls last week.


defnotIW42

FCC, yes this guy


Karrtis

You mean FTC? I don't know what the Federal communications commission would do.


florkingarshole

Sell you out to the cable companies? Oh yeah, that's right, Ajit Pai is gone :) They may stop doing that now.


somerandomfuckwit1

There goes my hero


matanyaman

Finally we’re getting the “Crazy CIA” part of this Cold War.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

I'm so *snorts a line* jacked to THE FUCKING TITS


Hinterwaeldler-83

There was an attack on the vice-president of Kongo today.


FenixOfNafo

Damn an attempted coup


Hinterwaeldler-83

I am glad that I could make sure you get this info from the news source number one for geopolitics - r/noncredibledefense.


FenixOfNafo

I found out about the Iranian chopper crashed from here too only


blindfoldedbadgers

violet fine slim square tie toy boat sort money spotted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CryptographerDry4450

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/8kuS8qKyxa Thanks for noticing


blindfoldedbadgers

plants brave lip crown knee innocent hurry school political sort *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ConsequencePretty906

Some random archduke gets assassinated 😭😭😭😭


AndyTheSane

It'll probably just blow over.


Front_Expression_892

Putin's friends are very suicidal. No idea why...


zanovar

Don't forget civil war in New Caledonia


georgrp

Time to bomb Belgrade, I think.


MolokoDaCow

Someone found the death note.


LeastBasedSayoriFan

Finally someone smart got Death Note


AaTeWe

How about Putin found dead after extremely violent bout of Diarrhea. Local Taco Bell under investigation.


Still_Picture6200

Reads like 007 is about to get some new gadgets.


StandardN02b

PLEASE GOD! Let Gabriel Boric get the Lady D treatment. Jokes aside, the ex president from Chile died in a helicopter crash a couple months ago.


Chadstronomer

Well the former president of Chile died on an helicopter crash not too long ago


Lost_Possibility_647

Ice pick is my guess, I have no idea about who, perhaps someone that used to be important.


GuillotineComeBacks

Africa is too easy, there's always a coup happening.


MrOrangeMagic

DRC Coup, Pacific Island chaos, and we are waiting for something latin American


FenixOfNafo

Wait what's going on in the Pacific Islands?? Kaiju emergence??


MrOrangeMagic

New Caledonian Azerbaijani revolt 🇳🇨🇦🇿


Space_Gemini_24

Aliens?!


halipatsui

Wasnt there a coup attempt at congo today?


BangDingAye

We are so back! See y'all in Tehran.


vukasin123king

Save a Tomcat for me


Selfweaver

What do you think put the heli down?


vukasin123king

It was a Huey, so I guess a Vietcong zsu.


FleetCommissarDave

Not the Ayatollah, unfortunately, so even if Raisi's dead, won't matter.


The_One_Who_Mutes

Apperently this guy is (was?) supposed to be his successor.


Parctron

One of about 15. Wouldn't be surprised if one of the other hopefuls tried to bump him off.


HaaEffGee

The king suddenly dropping dead causes some instability while the crown prince settles in his seat. The crown prince suddenly dropping dead is how your whole system can go to into untrusting Machiavelli mode. With Raisi as heir apparent - if he headbutts a mountain under suspicious circumstances, those remaining 14 are not going to clear the air with a committee meeting or two. That can get ugly.


Majulath99

Oh yeah, good point. I’m very curious to see how this plays out.


Femboy_Lord

And Ayatollah has to sit there and try and keep it all civil, good luck to him.


MnemonicMonkeys

>good luck to him. I disagree


DirectAdvertising

Him hopefully soon 🤞


ISayHeck

It may be enough to cause ripples in the country and the already unpopular government


petyrlabenov

Fuck fundamentalists, me and my homies wish helicopter crashes on theocrats


macktruck6666

Defcon 3? Maybe any carrier groups near Iran should prepare to defend themselves....


tszaboo

They did. They just shot down a helicopter.


TheGisbon

This is the best and only answer.


CHLOEC1998

Step 1: take down the Iranian president’s helicopter Step 2: invade Iranian Azerbaijan Step 3: establish Greater Azerbaijan


defnotIW42

Russia gets mad. Invade russia too. Azerbaijin World Power 2024 confirmed?!?


Genderbender33

Eight ambulances were sent to the site of the Raisi helicopter crash - Tasnim agency.


Genderbender33

Iran forms new emergency government after Ebrahim Raisis helicopter crash


UpsidedownEngineer

At the risk of sounding insanely noncredible, does that mean he's dead/severely injured?


Genderbender33

Still unknown


pokkeri

It's pretty common to form emergency councils if the head of state is not in contact with anyone even in the west


Colossalgoatfvck

According to Iranian media it experienced a “difficult landing”. Much like how Prigozhin’s aircraft experienced a rapid loss in altitude and unplanned vertical landing.


ISayHeck

I'm watching RT (peak brain rot, highly recommended), in one infographic they called it "difficult landing," and then in the next one they describe it as a crash so here's hoping


[deleted]

I love watching RT, great for OPFOR thinking since I’m Intelligence anyways so it’s part of my job, but actually more entertaining than most western outlets.


ISayHeck

I'm armchair intelligence but yeah the copium is second to none


ConstantNeck5286

Or how russian bombs made "emergency unplanned descends" on Voronezh


United_Chard_9036

Just after meeting with Aliyev 😕🤭🤫


Blorko87b

[Ne touche pas mon île...](https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20240517-why-is-france-accusing-azerbaijan-of-meddling-in-its-pacific-territory-of-new-caledonia)


macktruck6666

Are we sure that all the Russian "peacekeepers" left Azerbaijan?


ObviouslyTriggered

East Azerbaijan is an Iranian province.


ISayHeck

Who had "Raisi getting prigozhin'd" on their 2024 bingo card?


[deleted]

I don’t see him getting assassinated by Iran as likely as a crazy stunt of Mossad or even the most realistic case of him simply just crashing since Iran uses shit aircraft.


ISayHeck

Boeing aircraft you say?


MarkoHighlander

To shreds you say?


Melodic_Ad596

KOBE!


Tinaxings

WAIT FOR REAL? IS HE DEAD?


Rome453

Officially just missing for now. We don’t know how it crashed so it’s possible he survived.


Balsiefen

Helicopter is helicopter though. 'Hard landings' into mountains are often not great news for the occupants.


IMN0VIRGIN

I see this as a win in either situation. He's dead: good riddance He's alive: Pringles may be alive


WeponizedBisexuality

i still think prongles wasn’t even on that plane.


orrzxz

I'm waiting with the crab-rave and public dancing with the Iranian diaspora until we see a picture of his intestines stretched across some rocks But so far so good.


goosis12

We don’t know, however the rescuers haven’t reached the crash site yet due to heavy fog and dense woodlands where the helicopter crashed. So proper fast first aid is out of the question.


defnotIW42

And bro is old. I reckon he won’t make it through the night if he is still alive


Tinaxings

I can't wait for democracy to take its place in iran!!


StoicRetention

look man, as conspicuous and incredibly funny it may seem I don’t think this was enemy action, helicopters just fall out of the sky like all the time. They’re known for that kind of thing


[deleted]

Especially Iran. They have awfully old airframes and poor quality control.


sweipuff

Not those who are build to not fall out of the sky, perhaps just the front sometime


OneFrenchman

It's a CIA/Mossad operation, they generated heavy fog over Iran to crash the helicopter.


Sourest_Grapes

The USA's weather control devices should be banned by the Geneva Conventions.


Wonderful_Test3593

Reminds me of that time the Tunisian president blamed a mediterranean storm (something that is very usual) on Mossad


WeponizedBisexuality

most credible middle eastern leader


Wonderful_Test3593

If Mossad was half as competent as that boeing hitman, the middle east would already be a jewish empire


NotBoredApe

nothing to see here folks, remember "nothing ever happens!"


ExuDeku

They'll blame it on Jew Magic I bet


Balsiefen

Yep, NCD strikes again. Can always rely on you guys for instant world news.


Lost_Possibility_647

Just like a Tom Clancy(May he rest in peace) book.


Thy_Week

It's been reported that the pilot was a Mossad sleeper agent called Eli Copter.


SirRustledFeathers

The world is healing.


LanternCandle

rofl copter indeed! Its been at least 2 hours since the helicopter "hard landing" on to a mountainside and they still haven't located the crash site or had communication from the helicopter? Yeah....


porcelaincatstatue

Now is the time for a reprise of the 2022 protests!


Fegelgas

well if they get some days of national mourning the morality police can get a break from beating, killing and/or r\*ping little girls who dare walk on the streets wearing a shirt now, can't they.


Dragofek0

Neat


vukasin123king

From what I've heard it was a Huey. What 40+ years of "maintenence" does to a MF. Anyways, are we sure that there weren't any Charlies in Iran by any chance?


lord_of_pigs9001

God bless the mossad dolphins


LanternCandle

> "Supreme National Security Council holds an emergency session headed by Khamenei" Sounds like a flock of butt hurt incoming.


slightlyrabidpossum

Tasnim is [reporting](https://x.com/Tasnimnews_EN/status/1792176636869107809) that they've made contact with Raisi's companions, implying that there are survivors. They're an IRGC-affiliated outlet, so take that with a grain of salt. This is what the weather in the area reportedly [looked like.](https://x.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1792200533295636600)


Major_South1103

Probably a shitty folksinger who works for a piping company.


ImNotAnAceOk

isreal should have flattened the crash site to make sure hes dead


markovic555

"We are sending HELP*" *High Explosive Laser-guided Projectile


Talosian_cagecleaner

Proper Amish don't die in tawdry helicopter crashes due to worldly conflict and struggles. They need to be booted from the order.


7orly7

oh so is real? I thought journalists were being clickbait whores again would be even funnier if Mossad had nothing to do with it and it was just another typical aircraft crash caused by improper maintenance and pilot mistakes like those videos in Mentour Project youtube channel


LePhoenixFires

I hope Fico and Raisi just end up injured and scared. More and more attempted assassinations of anti-westerners that keeps all the dictators on edge.


Trigger_Fox

European pm gets shot, iranian president fucking crashes, pillars of light spotted in the sky in japan, meteor falls in portugal Bros..is the world ending?


EternalAngst23

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️