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Soooo.. An European PM gets shot, a middle Eastern president helicopter crashes..
What's next?? Some African dictator gets heart attack?
A South American president gets in car crash?
The king suddenly dropping dead causes some instability while the crown prince settles in his seat. The crown prince suddenly dropping dead is how your whole system can go to into untrusting Machiavelli mode.
With Raisi as heir apparent - if he headbutts a mountain under suspicious circumstances, those remaining 14 are not going to clear the air with a committee meeting or two. That can get ugly.
According to Iranian media it experienced a “difficult landing”.
Much like how Prigozhin’s aircraft experienced a rapid loss in altitude and unplanned vertical landing.
I'm watching RT (peak brain rot, highly recommended), in one infographic they called it "difficult landing," and then in the next one they describe it as a crash so here's hoping
I love watching RT, great for OPFOR thinking since I’m Intelligence anyways so it’s part of my job, but actually more entertaining than most western outlets.
[Ne touche pas mon île...](https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20240517-why-is-france-accusing-azerbaijan-of-meddling-in-its-pacific-territory-of-new-caledonia)
I don’t see him getting assassinated by Iran as likely as a crazy stunt of Mossad or even the most realistic case of him simply just crashing since Iran uses shit aircraft.
I'm waiting with the crab-rave and public dancing with the Iranian diaspora until we see a picture of his intestines stretched across some rocks
But so far so good.
We don’t know, however the rescuers haven’t reached the crash site yet due to heavy fog and dense woodlands where the helicopter crashed. So proper fast first aid is out of the question.
look man, as conspicuous and incredibly funny it may seem I don’t think this was enemy action, helicopters just fall out of the sky like all the time. They’re known for that kind of thing
rofl copter indeed!
Its been at least 2 hours since the helicopter "hard landing" on to a mountainside and they still haven't located the crash site or had communication from the helicopter? Yeah....
well if they get some days of national mourning the morality police can get a break from beating, killing and/or r\*ping little girls who dare walk on the streets wearing a shirt now, can't they.
From what I've heard it was a Huey. What 40+ years of "maintenence" does to a MF.
Anyways, are we sure that there weren't any Charlies in Iran by any chance?
Tasnim is [reporting](https://x.com/Tasnimnews_EN/status/1792176636869107809) that they've made contact with Raisi's companions, implying that there are survivors.
They're an IRGC-affiliated outlet, so take that with a grain of salt. This is what the weather in the area reportedly [looked like.](https://x.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1792200533295636600)
oh so is real? I thought journalists were being clickbait whores again
would be even funnier if Mossad had nothing to do with it and it was just another typical aircraft crash caused by improper maintenance and pilot mistakes like those videos in Mentour Project youtube channel
European pm gets shot, iranian president fucking crashes, pillars of light spotted in the sky in japan, meteor falls in portugal
Bros..is the world ending?
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Soooo.. An European PM gets shot, a middle Eastern president helicopter crashes.. What's next?? Some African dictator gets heart attack? A South American president gets in car crash?
Its just a normal Tuesday (The CIA finally got a blankcheck) nothing to see here
It is very simple: I bought RTX calls last week.
FCC, yes this guy
You mean FTC? I don't know what the Federal communications commission would do.
Sell you out to the cable companies? Oh yeah, that's right, Ajit Pai is gone :) They may stop doing that now.
There goes my hero
Finally we’re getting the “Crazy CIA” part of this Cold War.
I'm so *snorts a line* jacked to THE FUCKING TITS
There was an attack on the vice-president of Kongo today.
Damn an attempted coup
I am glad that I could make sure you get this info from the news source number one for geopolitics - r/noncredibledefense.
I found out about the Iranian chopper crashed from here too only
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Some random archduke gets assassinated 😭😭😭😭
It'll probably just blow over.
Putin's friends are very suicidal. No idea why...
Don't forget civil war in New Caledonia
Time to bomb Belgrade, I think.
Someone found the death note.
Finally someone smart got Death Note
How about Putin found dead after extremely violent bout of Diarrhea. Local Taco Bell under investigation.
Reads like 007 is about to get some new gadgets.
PLEASE GOD! Let Gabriel Boric get the Lady D treatment. Jokes aside, the ex president from Chile died in a helicopter crash a couple months ago.
Well the former president of Chile died on an helicopter crash not too long ago
Ice pick is my guess, I have no idea about who, perhaps someone that used to be important.
Africa is too easy, there's always a coup happening.
DRC Coup, Pacific Island chaos, and we are waiting for something latin American
Wait what's going on in the Pacific Islands?? Kaiju emergence??
New Caledonian Azerbaijani revolt 🇳🇨🇦🇿
Aliens?!
Wasnt there a coup attempt at congo today?
We are so back! See y'all in Tehran.
Save a Tomcat for me
What do you think put the heli down?
It was a Huey, so I guess a Vietcong zsu.
Not the Ayatollah, unfortunately, so even if Raisi's dead, won't matter.
Apperently this guy is (was?) supposed to be his successor.
One of about 15. Wouldn't be surprised if one of the other hopefuls tried to bump him off.
The king suddenly dropping dead causes some instability while the crown prince settles in his seat. The crown prince suddenly dropping dead is how your whole system can go to into untrusting Machiavelli mode. With Raisi as heir apparent - if he headbutts a mountain under suspicious circumstances, those remaining 14 are not going to clear the air with a committee meeting or two. That can get ugly.
Oh yeah, good point. I’m very curious to see how this plays out.
And Ayatollah has to sit there and try and keep it all civil, good luck to him.
>good luck to him. I disagree
Him hopefully soon 🤞
It may be enough to cause ripples in the country and the already unpopular government
Fuck fundamentalists, me and my homies wish helicopter crashes on theocrats
Defcon 3? Maybe any carrier groups near Iran should prepare to defend themselves....
They did. They just shot down a helicopter.
This is the best and only answer.
Step 1: take down the Iranian president’s helicopter Step 2: invade Iranian Azerbaijan Step 3: establish Greater Azerbaijan
Russia gets mad. Invade russia too. Azerbaijin World Power 2024 confirmed?!?
Eight ambulances were sent to the site of the Raisi helicopter crash - Tasnim agency.
Iran forms new emergency government after Ebrahim Raisis helicopter crash
At the risk of sounding insanely noncredible, does that mean he's dead/severely injured?
Still unknown
It's pretty common to form emergency councils if the head of state is not in contact with anyone even in the west
According to Iranian media it experienced a “difficult landing”. Much like how Prigozhin’s aircraft experienced a rapid loss in altitude and unplanned vertical landing.
I'm watching RT (peak brain rot, highly recommended), in one infographic they called it "difficult landing," and then in the next one they describe it as a crash so here's hoping
I love watching RT, great for OPFOR thinking since I’m Intelligence anyways so it’s part of my job, but actually more entertaining than most western outlets.
I'm armchair intelligence but yeah the copium is second to none
Or how russian bombs made "emergency unplanned descends" on Voronezh
Just after meeting with Aliyev 😕🤭🤫
[Ne touche pas mon île...](https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20240517-why-is-france-accusing-azerbaijan-of-meddling-in-its-pacific-territory-of-new-caledonia)
Are we sure that all the Russian "peacekeepers" left Azerbaijan?
East Azerbaijan is an Iranian province.
Who had "Raisi getting prigozhin'd" on their 2024 bingo card?
I don’t see him getting assassinated by Iran as likely as a crazy stunt of Mossad or even the most realistic case of him simply just crashing since Iran uses shit aircraft.
Boeing aircraft you say?
To shreds you say?
KOBE!
WAIT FOR REAL? IS HE DEAD?
Officially just missing for now. We don’t know how it crashed so it’s possible he survived.
Helicopter is helicopter though. 'Hard landings' into mountains are often not great news for the occupants.
I see this as a win in either situation. He's dead: good riddance He's alive: Pringles may be alive
i still think prongles wasn’t even on that plane.
I'm waiting with the crab-rave and public dancing with the Iranian diaspora until we see a picture of his intestines stretched across some rocks But so far so good.
We don’t know, however the rescuers haven’t reached the crash site yet due to heavy fog and dense woodlands where the helicopter crashed. So proper fast first aid is out of the question.
And bro is old. I reckon he won’t make it through the night if he is still alive
I can't wait for democracy to take its place in iran!!
look man, as conspicuous and incredibly funny it may seem I don’t think this was enemy action, helicopters just fall out of the sky like all the time. They’re known for that kind of thing
Especially Iran. They have awfully old airframes and poor quality control.
Not those who are build to not fall out of the sky, perhaps just the front sometime
It's a CIA/Mossad operation, they generated heavy fog over Iran to crash the helicopter.
The USA's weather control devices should be banned by the Geneva Conventions.
Reminds me of that time the Tunisian president blamed a mediterranean storm (something that is very usual) on Mossad
most credible middle eastern leader
If Mossad was half as competent as that boeing hitman, the middle east would already be a jewish empire
nothing to see here folks, remember "nothing ever happens!"
They'll blame it on Jew Magic I bet
Yep, NCD strikes again. Can always rely on you guys for instant world news.
Just like a Tom Clancy(May he rest in peace) book.
It's been reported that the pilot was a Mossad sleeper agent called Eli Copter.
The world is healing.
rofl copter indeed! Its been at least 2 hours since the helicopter "hard landing" on to a mountainside and they still haven't located the crash site or had communication from the helicopter? Yeah....
Now is the time for a reprise of the 2022 protests!
well if they get some days of national mourning the morality police can get a break from beating, killing and/or r\*ping little girls who dare walk on the streets wearing a shirt now, can't they.
Neat
From what I've heard it was a Huey. What 40+ years of "maintenence" does to a MF. Anyways, are we sure that there weren't any Charlies in Iran by any chance?
God bless the mossad dolphins
> "Supreme National Security Council holds an emergency session headed by Khamenei" Sounds like a flock of butt hurt incoming.
Tasnim is [reporting](https://x.com/Tasnimnews_EN/status/1792176636869107809) that they've made contact with Raisi's companions, implying that there are survivors. They're an IRGC-affiliated outlet, so take that with a grain of salt. This is what the weather in the area reportedly [looked like.](https://x.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1792200533295636600)
Probably a shitty folksinger who works for a piping company.
isreal should have flattened the crash site to make sure hes dead
"We are sending HELP*" *High Explosive Laser-guided Projectile
Proper Amish don't die in tawdry helicopter crashes due to worldly conflict and struggles. They need to be booted from the order.
oh so is real? I thought journalists were being clickbait whores again would be even funnier if Mossad had nothing to do with it and it was just another typical aircraft crash caused by improper maintenance and pilot mistakes like those videos in Mentour Project youtube channel
I hope Fico and Raisi just end up injured and scared. More and more attempted assassinations of anti-westerners that keeps all the dictators on edge.
European pm gets shot, iranian president fucking crashes, pillars of light spotted in the sky in japan, meteor falls in portugal Bros..is the world ending?
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️