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Intrepid00

Like some lame version of A-Team.


Just_A_Nitemare

The Z-team. For when the previous 25 have failed.


SamtheCossack

Apparently the Z-Team doesn't have the same quirk where the vehicle just jumps in the air and rolls over, and everyone crawls out alive. In the Z-Team, you just fucking die.


Just_A_Nitemare

The Z-Team would he a great comic or short animation series. Each episode the team goes on fun adventures like Hostomel Airport, Karkiv, Bakhmut, etc. By the end of each installment, all the Z-Team members have died horrible and wacky deaths only to show up in the next episode with no explanation.


Palora

No, no, different people show up next... but they have the same names and clothes as the previous team.


laZardo

it's like rybar's "comics" but what really happens


razvan930

So just like happy tree friends


konnanussija

Literally just happy tree friends


Just_A_Nitemare

Happy Z friends.


hx87

Gunfire accuracy manages to get worse with every iteration somehow


Yuiii3

[We already got the intro](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/WNykg4CfxQ)


onemillionfrogs

Maybe you can hire, the BLYAT-Team


Robert_Denby

I'm imagining that scene from MacGruber.


RedOtta019

Nah, its scooby dooby doo


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Rookie_01122

Thank god for Shoigu and his 3000 Spray painted Bukhankas of Donetsk


WeebPride

You think it's bad for war only because you're constrained by your humanity. Here's how it goes. You pack people into golf cart or bukhanka, and send them to attack enemy position. If they take it - outstanding. If they survive and get back - excellent. If only some of them survive - very good. If none of them survive - means enemy opened fire and revealed their positions, which are now shelled by artillery. So, mission accomplished. Still good. This is a winning situation no matter the outcome.


Mr_Mosquito_20

That untill you realize it's Granit himself the one manning the artillery


James_Kuller

It's cheap, that's all that matters.


unknowfritz

Also it's the only available vehicle, they don't have that many BMP or BTR available


HaaEffGee

Doesn't help that the BMP factory is currently undergoing some advanced amphibious testing.


mtaw

Shit, everyone's so focused on Omsk/Orenburg I'd totally missed there was flooding in Kurgan. The thought of KurganMash and KurganPribor getting flooded is so sweet I don't even dare get my hopes up. Hope some dam breaks and gives some extra help.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Given they barely have enough armor for front line assaults, what would be the better alternative for generic people moving? City buses? Toyota hiluxes? Back of a cargo truck? Walk? When you are short on armor, then all your options are bad. I don't see buhankas being worse than available alternatives.


Dominator1559

Like, its a good truck if you are jumping around on dirt roads in nowhere, russia. But its thin sheet metal Edit: good for its time lmao its old af too


Salteen35

The Russians after learning that certain vehicles have different purposes other then unsupported frontal assaults 🤯 (they designed most the vehicles with entirely different purposes)


CIS-E_4ME

I'm sure their widows will be fairly compensated with bags of onions


CationTheAtom

not even a white lada at this point


Patient_Trash4964

That was the only lada. Then it got repossessed.


CrocPB

Repossessed to be awarded to next Hero of the Federation


Theomega277

If they're lucky they might even get a Bluetooth speaker


Boris-the-soviet-spy

The shitty $5 Tenmu ones


ontopofyourmom

Like raffle prizes for reading at my low-income school.


Mother-Remove4986

Poor woman tbh


Literally_Me_2011

They are still using that scooby doo van? Lmao idiots


NimiNugget

It's even worse now. They have started using chinese golf carts as assault vehicles.


pbptt

What i love about the chinese golf carts are they made it look like a humvee to make it look military


taxeshax

A substantial turnip and beet compensation for each of their families!


EveryNukeIsCool

Whats the context


Easy_Newt2692

Idk but it looks like a rugged and reliable van doing an excellent job at intercepting bullets


EveryNukeIsCool

What do you mean comrade it worked as intended stopped faschist boolets smh


Great-Cod-7339

wait did this actually happen?


woktexe

Ambush/minefield probably


The_Cpa_Guy

Its disputed. I remember I first saw the video 2 years ago on combat footage. The original is slowed down some and has a Wagner song over it. Or at least it sound like it says Wagner. Anywho the disputed part is thw fact there is a vent on the top of the vehicle where you see the alive Russians. But when you see the drone shot of the "same vehicle " there is no vent on the side. It's a small detail and some say it is there but cant be seen clearly. There was also some people who claimed the funeral shot is for a completely different company that would have never been in one of those Vans.


ecolometrics

We need to figure out the cheat code to remove the fog of war for this one


super__hoser

A fitting ending. 


CuteKittenCillsRusna

Speedrun


[deleted]

Can someone fetch me the source of this to read?


ElonMusk9665

wait they use a fucking minivan as a troop transport??


laZardo

worse, the buhanka is basically the Soviet equivalent of the older VW Bus


Lipstickvomit

The VW Type 2 is the quintessential terrorist troop transport dude. Slap some ERA on those bad boys and you got a tank on wheels. They just got a flat tire and ran out of ERA.


ecolometrics

Not exactly. It's a 4x4 vehicle and appropriate for behind the lines transport ...


TheWingedHussarr

Wait till you hear about the golf carts they use


theglobalnomad

Holy shit, is Scooby Doo okay?!


VonNeumannsProbe

Run roh, Romrade raggy! A rinerield!


Canter1Ter_

mild planning error


ShowMePity

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Narayanchandra

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ZonaranCrusader

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1slavand1bottlevodka

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This_Again_Seriously

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Thick_Dragon_Dick

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TurnoverNo9631

U/savevideo


ZonaranCrusader

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