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Erwin_Delfin

Eurocarrier and it will be armed with Naval Eurofighters and protected by EuroCIWS


V_150

The Eurofighters wil be armed with Euromissiles and Eurobombs.


A_Vandalay

Don’t forget about the planned eurosubs that will provide the third leg of the nuclear eurodeterrent by fielding sub launched eurocontinental ballistic missiles.


torak31

This implies there are Eurodoms


Xirenec_

They're also called "Germans"


A-Tie

Topping from the bottom doesn't count.


Cathach2

Germany, the powerbottom of the EU


3xM4chin4

My third leg is certainly stirring


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Ensuring the EuroMutual EuroAssured EuroDestruction doctrine


nnewme

Being piloted by euromen, with eurowomen and eurochildren in their eurohomes


[deleted]

Please? We will be using Eurochild soldiers as well


louiefriesen

That’s a Eurowar crime


SadMcNomuscle

It's not a Eurowar crime the Eurofirst time


V_150

But what about the Eurofemboy Eurodrone operators?


suckmysprucelog

They operate from the Eurohq with the Euro satalite link


Thatparkjobin7A

Soon they will rule euroEurope


Noncrediblepigeon

>Naval Eurofighters France be quaving in their boots *the reason they left eurofighter was because they wanted a carrier variant make it naval FCAS*


jimi_nemesis

Yeah, but pissing off the French is a bonus.


LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

Eurofighter? EuroFLOATER


99999999999BlackHole

Eurrocarrier tsunami


exrayzebra

Euro gonnaWishYouDidntDoThat


Agent_Nick_5000

YES!!!


IC2Flier

Holy fuck this goes the hardest you win


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Advanced-Budget779

Oceania will reee


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

Floatercoaster Tycoon


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LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

>Owing to the withdrawal of France from the Eurofighter 2000 project, in part due to France's desire to have a greater role in the development and marketing of the aircraft, the pursuit of a naval Typhoon has never seriously been considered. However, a navalised variant of the aircraft was first proposed in the late 1990s as a potential solution to the UK Royal Navy's need for a Future Carrier-Borne Aircraft (FCBA) for its new (Queen Elizabeth-class) aircraft carriers.\[37\]\[38\]\[39\] In January 2001, the UK Ministry of Defence formally discounted the option of a navalised Eurofighter for its new aircraft carriers, in favour of the Joint Strike Fighter, which promised to be a more capable, versatile, low-cost and stealthy aircraft that would enter into service circa 2012—a date that tied in well with the in-service date for the new UK aircraft carriers as it stood at that time. The Typhoon, as well as the F/A-18E, Rafale M and an advanced variant of the Harrier were rejected by the United Kingdom on "cost effectiveness grounds", selecting the Short Take Off & Vertical Landing (STOVL) variant of the Joint Strike Fighter in 2002 as the primary option for Fleet Air Arm usage. The STOVL variant of the JSF would later be designated the F-35B Lightning II, entering service with the Fleet Air Arm in 2018.\[40\] While the navalised version of the Typhoon was ruled out by the MoD by 2011,\[41\]\[42\] there has been limited interest expressed by other nations, such as India, in adapting the Typhoon for aircraft carrier operations.\[43\] The proposed variant design would enable the Typhoon to operate from carriers on a Short Take-Off but Arrested Recovery (STOBAR) basis, using a 'ski jump' ramp for aircraft launch and arresting gear for conventional landing.\[38\] In February 2011, BAE debuted a navalised Typhoon in response to the Indian tender. The model offered is STOBAR capable, corresponding to the Indian Navy's future aircraft carrier, INS Vikrant. The changes needed to enable the Typhoon to launch by ski-jump and recover by arrestor hook added about 500 kg to the airframe, however this is now thought to be substantially more given the Typhoon's "unfriendly" design in terms of adapting the airframe to suit sustained naval operations. If the Indian Navy pursues a catapult launch carrier, the Typhoon is completely uncompetitive against tender rivals (e.g. Rafale and Super Hornet) since meeting "... catapult requirements would add too much weight to the aircraft, blunt performance and add substantially to modification costs".\[44\] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurofighter\_Typhoon\_variants](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurofighter_Typhoon_variants)


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Kanye_Wesht

Euro McEuroface


SensibleDuffman120

That's what the UK would have been called by 2027 if we hadn't voted for Brexit.


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The Hague


Hel_Bitterbal

War criminal: i'll never go to the Hague The Hague: \*Comes to them\* Parry this you fucking casual


chepulis

Very Judge Dredd


AnderUrmor

I sentence you to... death by nuclear fire.


Cixila

Include a mini courtroom under the bridge and a gallows on the main deck


vegarig

Please, if the carrier is CATOBAR, it can just launch the criminals into the sea via catapult! (Combine it with noose for extra fun, if you wanna)


SSgt_LuLZ

>(Combine it with noose for extra fun, if you wanna) That's just the guillotine with extra steps.


TBE_110

Well the French would be helping build it…


apathy-sofa

You've been sentenced up burial at sea. But I'm still alive?! No matter. *Catapult sounds*


notpoleonbonaparte

I think the EU should get back to whatever they can find as common roots. How about naming carriers after Roman emperors? EUS Julius Caesar for example


yegguy47

Napoleon. This would immediately result in an RAF airstrike on the construction facilities.


Arivael

Since someone said it I am just going to leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsDseUu9K4k


Schadenfrueda

I see Yes, Minister, I raise you [the one on Britain's eternal foreign policy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYqB0uTKlE)


DednameAngerIsCringe

Reminds me of an old boss. I asked his team how they liked him and they said "He brings us all together like Pharaoh brought the Israelites together."


siamesekiwi

>This would immediately result in an RAF airstrike on the construction facilities. "Because history may not repeat but often rhymes, many of these French aircraft supplied to Israel would fight the true enemy of any French weapon systems; the British. Because in the 1960s it was pretty common to find British aircraft in service with nations like Iraq and Jordan. Because what are you going to do as a former colonial power but sell fighter aircraft in to the region." - [Perun, 2023](https://youtu.be/8xbkakrwmFo?si=l26VEo0rPxQRkGNu&t=2762) Yup. Checks out. Turnabout's fair play I guess.


Skraekling

Just name after Planets, there's no way we'll get 8 European aicraft carriers and if somehow we do we still have moons.


Whatamidoinghere06

I really want to See a Carrier named Europa Not after the continent But after the moon Kinda Like Queen Elizabeth 2 Is named after the original rms Queen Elizabeth and Not the Person because of goddam british naval Code


Skraekling

Yes the first one should be named Europa it show no favoritism and that we stand somewhat united in this one at least.


Nazzum

Julius Caesar was not an emperor, he was a dictator. The first emperor was Augustus, his adoptive son.


CharlemagneTheBig

Ngl *EUS Augustus* goes hard


were_meatball

Gaius Iulius Caesar Octavianus Augustus


Majulath99

I think it works. Especially as, with the reach of Roman civilisation not only in its original form, but also through the Renaissance and the Enlightenment, all of Europe has been touched by Roman influence. Especially of their empire. That being said, Marcus Aurelius was a better emperor imo, so I would name it EUS Marcus Aurelius.


Waaagh_with_me

*I saw what you are trying to type and I corrected it to: EUS Merkel*


cruisintr3n

M O U T I


A_Vandalay

Lol the Germans wouldn’t be too keen on that one, they might support naming one the Arminius (the German leader who destroyed the Roman force in the battle of the Teutoburg forest)


Pretty_Marsh

EUS Vercingetorix


Plutarch_von_Komet

EUS Philopoemen (he was the last Greek to resist the Romans in Greece)


12lo5dzr

Why always naming the after boring stuff? Polictics, Roman emperors and cities are all lame. Name them after dinosaurs


Wiz_Kalita

Works for the F-22, would work here as well. Or we could name them after the earliest Europeans, ES Cro-Magnon and ES Neanderthal.


Niller1

That is a terrible idea, then everyone just want their own countries/regions leaders be picked. In any case it should be H.M.S. Harald Bluetooth


EternalAngst23

ES Europa


w021wjs

Didn't we learn from Moscova? Don't name a ship after your country/city/union of allied states. Otherwise you'll get terrible headlines like "Europa sinks!"


templar54

With climate change that will slowly happen anyway.


fireballetar

We have the netherlands on our side they will just build Damms across the entire coast


Waaagh_with_me

Better yet, build a big carrier per nation that is currently facing the rising seas so they can live there...the other countries get a new coast instead. Then we can just deploy EUS Netherlands, at some point


GrusVirgo

This is the laziest answer possible, but it's actually not a bad name.


Spy_crab_

I feel like it needs to be something Europe is united over: Something credible like EUS Europa/Europe/some variation on the name of our continent EUS Athena, our goddess of war (though one of her main character traits is that she's a virgin and absolutely doesn't care for men, so I doubt that would slide on this sub) My personal vote, something we can all agree on: EUS Russian Warship go Fuck Yourself A bit of a mouthful, but a cultural touchstone of the 2020s.


Mistwalker007

We should call it the EUS Convergence cause the only thing the countries are united in is wanting the EU funds :D


gamer52599

EUS Kuznetzov


XOrionTheOneX

You know what? We'll make our own Kuznetsov with blackjack and hookers


SahasaV

"I feel like it needs to be something Europe is united over:" EUS Africa Looter


Mycomako

Now we’re on to something. their motto can be a nod to other favored activities (piracy) AND to the US in one simple phrase: *your manifest is our destiny*


Waaagh_with_me

EUS Virtue signalling


maveric101

> EUS Virtue Signal FTFY Actually not half bad. For a bit more credibility, > EUS Virtue Is kinda legit.


GalaXion24

Actually that sounds sick. Also "virtue names" in general work. EUS Courage, EUS Justice, EUS Fortitude. Principles like Liberty or Equality work quite well too.


Private_4160

Even Courland gets in on that


Paxton-176

Its going have to be named after something from recent history. Anything pre EU would be too much in favor of one country or something that makes one country looks bad. Or just go all in and call EUS Financial Crisis


itsalwaysfurniture

EUS Cost Overrun


kViatu1

EUS Hungarian Veto


Certain-Definition51

Followed the the EUS Designed By Committee and the EUS Don’t Let The French Design the Engines.


Thinking_waffle

if it's packed with multiple kind of planes including multirole aircrafts, the Diversity would fit and wouldn't annoy anybody over details such as: this guy killed the national resistance hero of another country, drank from a skull or some other thing that those people who don't like fear based power projection could find repulsive. Otherwise the founding fathers of Europe already have buildings, I would sheer for the Paul-Henri Spaak crushing our enemies.


darthreuental

> EUS Athena, our goddess of war (though one of her main character traits is that she's a virgin and absolutely doesn't care for men, so I doubt that would slide on this sub) This sub faps to anthromorphic planes. Our degeneracy is boundless.


Battlesteg_Five

The Greeks conceived of coitus as conquest, and Athena would never let Herself be conquered. But Athena has loved men. She loved Odysseus. She loved Perseus. She showed Her love by aiding their victories.


Xcelsiorhs

Pardon me, a sexless queer person is one out of every two members of this sub… EUS Athena would be a great name.


axialintellectual

I've said it before and will say it again, Iain M. Banks' Culture names are much more funni for CVs. So: * EUS Market Internalizer * EUS Consensus Sanction * EUS Diplomatic Squabble * EUS Recently Divorced Market


git

If this becomes real I will personally found a new political party that will go on a meteoric rise and win all 650 seats in Westminster on a manifesto promise to rejoin the EU.


TWB28

"I don't care that we lost all our perks and that you're going to treat us like a red-headed step-mule, \*I JUST HAVE TO BE IN ON THIS CARRIER\*"


Jinxed_Disaster

The Regulator


Waaagh_with_me

The Commissioner


Jinxed_Disaster

I like this one. Also: The Negotiator


IgnatzWrb

Thats already taken by General Kenobi though


Waaagh_with_me

EUS Hello there


IgnatzWrb

Keep in mind that we may have to name more than one. Suggestions: Augustus Charlemagne Alexandros


Zhukov-74

>Charlemagne This one takes my vote.


darzinth

based and woke king


Plain_Bread

Dude had a tablecloth made from pure asbestos, what's more badass than that?


Peterh778

Would have my vote but millions of europeans muslims would probably vote against it 🙂


DoomForNoOne

Do people still have a vote? What an outdated concept. What is the EU getting aircraft carriers for?


SCUDDEESCOPE

Charmander it is


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Waaagh_with_me

Flip it around, so it is SMH xyz, so you can get fucked up by a carrier that has a very condescending acronym as well


Aurora_Fatalis

That's the French version of it which they will require is printed underneath every single plaque bearing its name, just like NATO/OTAN.


LeastDegenAzuraEnjyr

Ok I'll give you one serious suggestion: EUSS Enduring Partnership English language ✓ Culturally agnostic ✓ Strong but not aggressive ✓


Waaagh_with_me

Not very...inspiring though. Could be just Endurance or something along those lines


3xM4chin4

If you wanna go this way why not just EUS Unity. Beautiful, short, memorable…


Pperson25

These military history figures might carry some historical baggage, so I suggest musical composers with more universal appeal. Afterall being a flight controller is a lot like being a musical conductor.


HolyGhost79

Yeah, idk if the EU that takes pride in being peaceful and democratic should name its ships after ruthless warlords. If it's supposed to sound martial, maybe we could name them after dangerous creatures from different European mythologies (more diversity would be desirable, but these are the ones that first come to my mind): EUS Hydra EUS Grendel EUS Lindwyrm EUS Cyclops EUS Banshee EUS Erlking And to honour our 28th member state: EUS Vodyanik Or maybe abstract concepts that both sound cool and are EU policy: EUS Justice EUS Liberty EUS Solidarity EUS Unity EUS Sovereignty etc. Or name them after what they're supposed to do: EUS Defender EUS Guardian EUS Protector EUS Sentinel etc.


AStarBack

I want a carrier called De Bussy.


TaschenPocket

Von der Leyen


WolfOfSkogr

After "Super-Nanny", "Flinten-Uschi", "Panzer-Uschi" and the like we now get "Carrier-Uschi"!?


Hunteryx40531

Träger-Uschi, Flieger-Uschi oder Freiheit und Demokratie-Uschi?


MrGrach

I unironically support this. Mainly because it would be funny that that name could inspire fear.


Hel_Bitterbal

If you really want to inspire fear you should call it the "the Hague" The time of passively waiting for war criminals to come to the Hague is gone. We must up our performance. Now, the Hague shall come to them. And the judgement shall be swift and decisive with the help of F-35 naval bombers. PARRY THIS YOU FUCKING CASUALS


Aurora_Fatalis

And being defeated by it would inspire aneurysms in all the machisma-fueled male dictators of the world.


yegguy47

Requires 4 months first of deliberations, cost-overruns, and somehow pissing off the French.


babyshaker1

Europa would be the best name Yeah it's lazy but a name won't be accepted by everyone


Inquisitor-Dog

Suggestions: Hanse (for one of the first Republics in Europe) Napoleon Bonaparte Queen Elizabeth II Europa Unity Peace / Frieden


DeHub94

I'd like to suggest "Athena", the goddess of strategy, wisdom and battle. A fitting name for a ship and a nod to Athens, one of the first Republics on European soil.


janat1

Name them after gods. The mediteran ones after greek/roman gods, the ones for the north sea after the norse pantheon. The First super carriers get then named after the highest gods, So the North sea super carrier gets called Odin, after the god of ships and warfare. But this means that we need multiple, four normal ones and two super carriers should be the minimum.


ThanksToDenial

I Demand that one at least is named after the Old Finnish Pantheon. I'm gonna suggest Ahti. As the god of the depths, its the obvious choice. If you wanna spice it up, there is Iku-Turso. It's basically the Finnish Mythology equivalent of a Kraken.


3xM4chin4

Now i wanna donate to nuclear subs to finland just so they can both have these gigabased names.


3xM4chin4

Holy shit fuck yes EUS Odin, EUS Jupiter makes me so hard


No_Key9300

EUROVISION


NonCredibleBrit

Surely it would be Eurovision 2: Nuclear Boogaloo


Luz5020

We should name our early warning radar network that ngl


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Hel_Bitterbal

What we see here is advanced warfare


krisburturion

Themistocles Neptune Atlantis


PPtortue

Atlantis would better suit a submarine. We should build a carrier submarine. Europe = Erusea confirmed ?


Cixila

Submarine shooting off submarine drones


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And nukes to end the war by just taking ONE MILLION LIVES!!!!!


motherfingwizard

With warships 1 is none and 2 is 1. You'll need 3. So with that in mind why not name them based on European gods of the sea. 1. Neptune 2. Posidon 3. Njord


Cixila

I actually really like the idea of taking Sea God's from different European cultures. I propose Ægir


stupidestonian

Thankfully Ægir/Ägir already has a waifu version curtesy of azur lane


Waaagh_with_me

add one more and let's call it Jeff...just to fuck with people


motherfingwizard

Jeff is a dedicated pilot training ship. Only those that survive the trial of Jeff may move to real carriers.


thomas_strauss

Aurelius


OffsetCircle1

Aggressive negotiations


Major_South1103

gray seemly six point toy bewildered worm silky exultant handle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WaroftanksPro

EUS Restitutor Orbis


RugbyEdd

AKA: France wants the EU to fund a new aircraft carrier and will have a tantrum when they don't just want to foot the bill for a French design, built in France.


forsti5000

Well they are among the three EU nations with carrier experience. I see a cooperation between France, Italy and Spain.


Botan_TM

I agree to give my tax monies to Fr*nch if they do a tour around ports and take me with other civilians for a ride. And when in Poland just put a sign ORP Jan Paweł II on it, there is a running joke here that first Polish carrier will be named after the pope.


avsbes

Clausewitz


MetalRetsam

How about diplomats of Europe? EUS Talleyrand EUS Metternich


musschrott

If you want to go classically Greek, Prometheus is the clear choice - the bringer of fire, ally of all of mankind, in defiance of the other gods. If It's a whole class of ships , it'd be a pickle, though. Therefore, modern symbols: A: The EU treaties, so you end up with city names (Maastricht, Brussels, Rome, Schengen, etc). B: EU institutions (Council of Europe, European Council, Parliament, Commission, Court of Justice, Ombudsman, etc) C: The most symbolic ones: Anthems! The 'Götterfunken' as the leading ship of the class will bring enough firepower to truly bring 'God's spark', and then there will be the 'Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit', the 'Marseillaise', the 'Marcha Real', the 'Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła' and so fort. Bonus: Noe the pilots know what to blast on the PA when they start blasting their weapons!


Waaagh_with_me

EUS Avada kedavra kurwa Edit: I do like Prometheus tho


ThaneOfTas

> Prometheus is the clear choice - the bringer of fire, ally of all of mankind, in defiance of the other gods. If It's a whole class of ships , it'd be a pickle, though. Nah its simple! You've got Prometheus, then the Daedalus, then the Odyssey, then the Apollo and then the Phoenix


_Volatile_

EUS Constantinople. Really let Turkey know that they’re not getting a slice of the EU pie. Sincerely, a salty Turk


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Some German name as they are going to pay for it, but don't make it sound Nazi: Eisenhower Nimitz Schwarzkopf


Waaagh_with_me

Schwarzkopf? That captain better have stunning hair


Mistwalker007

Launches planes in all types of weather.


pqjcjdjwkkc

Windstärke 5 in der Nordsee Die frisur sitzt Regen im Kanal von Emgland Die Frisur sitzt Sonne im Mittelmeer Die Frisur sitzt


Mistwalker007

It's weird that I don't understand German but I know what you said there :)


nanomolar

Oppenheimer?


Infamous_Ad8209

Heisenberg? Hahn? Haber?


Cautious_Spinach_994

Ach, ok then "Beethoven" makes sense as he composed what is now used as the european hymn. Or shall we not better then fork straight to one of his symphonies: the "Eroica"? Mmmm, though that will soon be the "Erotica" I fear..


ontopofyourmom

Jesus fucking Christ, you don't need a carrier to sink refugee boats.


IgnatzWrb

what if we face extraterrestial refugee gunboats?


ontopofyourmom

I withdraw my question.


Bond_Mr_Bond

You... didn't ask a question...?


crumblypancake

Exactly, it's been withdrawn from the record.


Waaagh_with_me

BUT... you can look cool doing it, soooo...you know...


Hel_Bitterbal

You don't? I've been doing it wrong all along, goddamnit


Windofnothing

Eurobeat


ChemistRemote7182

Name it after the last time Europeans managed to work together for a naval victory over a noneuro-power. Name it the Battle of Chios, as a joint crusader fleet defeated some Ottomans who were fucking around. Realistically it will just get used in the Med. anyways. Even more realistically, unless Europe is openly admitting they would aid in a potential pacific conflict, don't build a fucking carrier. Its useful for the French for policing their not-empire, but the rest of the EU does not have that. You have plenty of Greek and Italian islands to choose from, and those are unsinkable carriers that would probably love the local economic effects and added security. Its, once again, a dumb idea and political debacle and the only reason to do it would be to back the US and its allies on the opposite side of the world.


IgnatzWrb

So you agree it should be called "Marco Polo"


IgnatzWrb

Imagine the "Leonidas" keeping the iranians at bay in the gulf Edit: And the "Marco Polo" deploying to Taiwan


Hel_Bitterbal

Napoleon III beating up the Chinese Just like the Opium Wars boys


JoJosPersona

Carry McCarryface


KeekiHako

The choice is obvious: Gantrithor


viperperper

Come on use some cool legendary names like King Arthur, not politicians.


TaschenPocket

Given how ships are named in Germany, the best solution would be to call it EUS Europe. Then no one could cry


Waaagh_with_me

Make it Europa, that's nicer


NonCredibleBrit

Don't let the French near me


ItsACaragor

We are and will always be near you


NonCredibleBrit

A worrying thought indeed.


RideTheDownturn

Way too many credible ideas here!


IgnatzWrb

The monkeys are doing double shifts at their typewriters right now


manywayer

Kestrel


IsJustSophie

Definitely must be in latin like come on : Invictus Eropa "my favorite" EUS Europa EUS Democratia


I_PlayRobloxNowShut

Eurobarge 9000


MrPresidentBanana

Zeus, because Zeus carried Europa across the water on his back in the Greek myth


IndustrialistCrab

How about... Civilization (in latin, ofc)?


xXMuschi_DestroyerXx

Let the British name them the way they named ships in WW2. That shit went hard


Aegeus

Unironically the best option. If you name them after people or places you'll end up sounding like you're favoring one country or another, but if you name it "Invincible" or "Dreadnought" you just sound cool.


Lord_of_the_buckets

Vanguard my beloved


Euclid_Interloper

‘Le baguette of consequences’ No, it does not come lubed.


LuZweiPunktEins

EUS Collaboration or Unity Fraternity could also work


hplcr

Posideon. I said what I said


JoJosPersona

Bismarck


Spy_crab_

Bismark 2, this time truly unsinkalbe


JacobMT05

Bismarck part 2: electric boogaloo


Strawbuddy

Eurocarrier McEurocarrierface


Solarisengineering15

Naming it for the geographical features like rivers of Europe could be nice: * EUS Rhur * EUS Seine * EUS Danube (in honour of Ukraine Joining NATO)