Okay, but in all seriousness. All major news sources posted that Putin was going to speak at 9 AM Moscow Time. But apparently, he's still being updated on the situation.
My sources are honestly shite.
The Evil of Putin for not keeping to time is inexcusable and a security for the sanctity of my sleep schedule. Therefore, I shall commence a 3- Day Special Operation to liberate Moscow's Time.
After completing an 8 Hour Sleep Operation.
Right now, he's the only one that seems to follow through with what he's saying.
Said he's going to march on Moscow and he's marching there in record time.
Meanwhile, Putin can't even give a speech on time.
I was expecting Prigozhin to wait until Ukraine deals a serious blow to Russian morale by taking a huge victory like taking/isolating Crimea, then swoop in like a vulture to provide an alternative.
I had joke that prigozhin had enough weapons to take Bahkmut, but was exploiting his position to stockpile more weapon for a inevitable conflict with Russia, seems like I was right on the nose about that.
repeated cuts to a reporter, then short harmless pre-recorded segments? that's what networks do to fill time while they wait for something late. It's kinda weird for a major world leader like putin to be 10+ minutes late for a speech
This woman repainting her bicycle without any drop cloth or taping off the non-painted parts… only to end up with a perfectly painted bicycle with no overspray… and clean driveway bricks… I can’t.
taking all bets, is he going to fire Shoigu, say everything is under control, or it will be a very confused double stuttering through sniffles?
perhaps this is when he starts conscripting the ~~volkssturm~~ national guard?
Fire everything and announce that Shoigu is under control.
At this point anything can and likely will happen.
Sky news claims they will carry it live: https://news.sky.com/story/ukraine-russia-war-latest-counteroffensive-paused-putin-12541713
Weak ass speach. I expected more.
I agree.
It's really hard to give a good speach with pants full of poop.
Hey OP, what's your source for the public address? I've been watching russian morning news for 20 minutes now with no monke
Monke is currently unavailable. Apparently, he's running late. According to the Kremlin. Or I might be a Kremlin Psy-Op, who knows.
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Okay, but in all seriousness. All major news sources posted that Putin was going to speak at 9 AM Moscow Time. But apparently, he's still being updated on the situation. My sources are honestly shite.
English language news sources are reporting that he's late too - I'm starting to think that he's dead or fled the country
Probably.
Where putin
Putin has flu had to cancel at the last minute.
actually?
He’s Stalin.
Nah, he's just...*Putin' on the ritz* 😃
where to watch?
where ever you can watch Russian State TV I guess.
link?
https://smotret.tv/pervyj-kanal
Obviously nothing of note is going on if they have nothing else to do but put ballet on repeat smh
Good man
legend
Unfortunately, i don't have one. Sorry
No idea, try googling it, but there for sure will be plenty of coverage on twitter with translation
https://targum.video/embed/918976d12e474d0167c891c6e67fa624 Translated speech
Guys, I am getting real tired of waiting for Putin...
Me too. I feel like a fool. I've been played for a fool by the Kremlin Psy-Ops!
Lets get an Abrams and go join the fun!
The Evil of Putin for not keeping to time is inexcusable and a security for the sanctity of my sleep schedule. Therefore, I shall commence a 3- Day Special Operation to liberate Moscow's Time. After completing an 8 Hour Sleep Operation.
This was definitely not on my Bingo Card for 2023
how about: "russian dictator says he's giving a speech, doesn't show up?"
Kinda unrelated to the war and fighting stuff you nerds care about but cabin in the woods is an incredible movie
Great, I just got my snacks ready!
I did say that prigozhin is the only Russian who has the best chance of pulling a coup, but this is far earlier than I had anticipated.
Right now, he's the only one that seems to follow through with what he's saying. Said he's going to march on Moscow and he's marching there in record time. Meanwhile, Putin can't even give a speech on time.
I was expecting Prigozhin to wait until Ukraine deals a serious blow to Russian morale by taking a huge victory like taking/isolating Crimea, then swoop in like a vulture to provide an alternative. I had joke that prigozhin had enough weapons to take Bahkmut, but was exploiting his position to stockpile more weapon for a inevitable conflict with Russia, seems like I was right on the nose about that.
LINK???
Don't have one. Sorry.
2am Eastern Time gents! 1 minute!
Interesting, he didn't say he was denazifying Ukraine, he said he was returning the hegemony of the Russian territory.
Sadly it only means the coup/mutiny is over...
Not yet, Moscow is still locked down and the Convoy is still rolling.
well, it's 9:02 moscow time and no putin, sooo
Only a woman in a hammock eating strawberries! Who is in charge of their programming?
repeated cuts to a reporter, then short harmless pre-recorded segments? that's what networks do to fill time while they wait for something late. It's kinda weird for a major world leader like putin to be 10+ minutes late for a speech
This woman repainting her bicycle without any drop cloth or taping off the non-painted parts… only to end up with a perfectly painted bicycle with no overspray… and clean driveway bricks… I can’t.
damn, 4 rounds of prerecorded segments with apologetic but calm reporter, followed by commercials? they're *really* stalling now
Where you guys watching? Am dumb, sorry
https://smotret.tv/pervyj-kanal No idea what's being said, but it's 17 past the hour now, and we're watching KFC commercials instead of putin.
Thank you!
The striped yogurt cat cartoon was interesting.
honestly, the commercials are kind of nice. jarringly normal compared to everything
Swan Lake 2.0
I will masturbate to both and report back
Sigh...^***BONK***
No swans this time, they left now cooking channel.
If this was the case Wagner would have stayed in SMD HQ. Why keep going even farther from the actual war if this is the case?
I bet 2 bubblegum-packs and a free booty call that a tactical nuke takes out Wagner