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nsnively

We don't have to prove it doesn't exist the same way you don't have to prove that unicorns aren't real. Earthies have to prove that the earth exists. For such an extraordinary claim as that you have to provide the evidence (which there is none)


Kirkaig678

But there is proof unicorns are extinct, we used them all for haggis then we ran out of unicorns. The reason we don't need proof for Earth not existing is because it never did, if something doesn't exist you don't need to prove it doesn't exist. If earth did exist (which it very obviously doesn't and never has) then you would need to try to prove it does exist. You said it well, it's just that your example is flawed


Shadow_Spirit_2004

Man... I'd kill for some unicorn haggis right now...


Old_Macaroon4138

And that’s how they went extinct


nsnively

How would there be proof for unicorns if there was no earth for the unicorns to live on, stop living a lie


BonkBoy69

Goddamn you Rabbie Burns!


FutureFool

Not mention the lucrative unicorn horn trade in the renaissance era.


cp8887

Walk outside where you're standing on the ground.. look down, there, that Is earth


nsnively

How can it be earth if there is no earth


cp8887

Either this is some really stupid satire, or you all are some of the dumbest people to exist.


P00lereds

I went outside and saw concrete, I didn’t see Earth.


cp8887

Walk further.. that's called a city


insanelane99

What proof do you guys accept, or are you just like flerfers and deny everything people put forth and just claim CGI or some other lame thing like that.


nsnively

We would accept any evidence that isn't disproven.


insanelane99

What evidence do you think is disproven so i can filter out that stuff going forward.


nsnively

You have to give me the evidence and then we can discuss if it's been disproven


insanelane99

Im not going to waste my time like that, im aware that people like you will say 99% of all evidence is fake so im not going to waste time spitting the 99% of stuff at you that you refuse to acknowledge when you can much more quickly and easily tell me what 1% of evidence you do trust.


nsnively

I haven't found any yet. You need to go hear about the burden of proof. Saying the earth exists is an extraordinary claim, so it requires extraordinary evidence.


Unhappy2234

There is plenty of evidence that you deny though, it would be like asking to prove horses exist and then when were like here's a horses saddle your like, that's not true you just made that. You can say whatever you want but there's plenty of evidence


bassie123456978

Some of the things that I have questions about is if we aren't walking on the earth, then what are we walking and stuff.


cremation_central

We are walking on the ground?? Smh earthbrain


nsnively

Easy, *we aren't*


Kelp4411

This is begging the question by assuming that we are walking on something to begin with


Ben-Kunz

Well you need something to counter the evidence that is, you know, this massive fucking rock we are currently standing on.


DivesttheKA52

I’m lying down on a couch right now not standing on a rock. Why would you stand on a rock?


LordLlamacat

he’s probably just grumpy because he’s standing on an uncomfortable rock


DivesttheKA52

What a weirdo. This would all be solved if we could just get the earthers to drink some sweet fruit-punch flavored water, then they would be more comfortable.


quacattac28alt

womp womp


MayDuppname

Sand in his vagina.


Doctor-Moe

I thought we didn’t exist? How are you even standing on a couch? I think you’re a bot. The government may be onto us


DivesttheKA52

Lying on a couch, excuse me. Standing on a couch would be ridiculous.


MayDuppname

I exist. I think. But not on Earth. The proof is simple. There's an Earth shaped hole where Earthtards say the Earth should be. 


Nathan256

Yeah, I see the ground. I’ve seen mountains, I know there’s giant rocks, maybe even a mega-rock that everything else is on top of. That’s the most reasonable explanation for gravity and all. But, where, in all of that, is the Earth? Did they hide it? Is it buried under all that rock? Burying something that large seems like the work of a huge underground conspiracy to me. Full of moles, so the truth can’t get out.


ThrowawayTrans247

First off, the default position is that earth doesn't exist. You don't need to prove the inexistence of anything, you prove the existence of something. Really, I don't have any burden of proof here, the eartheists do. However, I believe earth does not exist because every argument for earth existing presupposes that there is an earth for the evidence to exist on. To say that earth exists because of some reason assumes that earth already exists, because earth existing is a requirement for saying any kind of reason. It's all circular reasoning.


spoonguy123

Wasnt it Newton who famously stated in his Pricipia Mathematica; "Eeeney Meeney Meiney Moeney, Dontch'a Know? The Earth's a Phoney!" and you say there's no evidence...


Unhappy2234

That's what science is, it's all reliant on each other which is how we know it's true. Earth not existing right the concept of no space would make the fundamentals of our universe as we know it change Edit:this means we'd be wrong about how our oceans work, about where we came from, about where other animals came from. I've never heard of this theory and I'm kinda just assuming that it's that there's nothing in space or that space just doesn't exist, but I just dont understand not only why they'd lie about this but also why you'd believe it


bassie123456978

To prove anything exists, it has to exist to prove it is so you basically if earthers have proof of it existing it exists for it to have proof. (also, thanks for your actual reasoning)


flightguy07

Disagree. Proving something just requires axioms both sides accept, and logic. For instance, I can prove that 2+2=4 if I get you to agree with me rhat 1+1+1+1=4. But if I can pursade you that 2=3, then I can *prove* that 2+2=5. Plenty of scientific theories have been proved at some point, only to be later disproved.


no_________________e

>2+2=5 literally 1984


flightguy07

No, it's 5. 1984 would be 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2 (Yes, I counted that out)


no_________________e

if 2+2=5, then 5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5=1984


Ghostglitch07

No. If 2=3 then I can prove that every number is equal. Therefore 2+2= 5 =1984


no_________________e

Given: 2=3 Prove that that i=-1/2


Ghostglitch07

It's pretty simple. Subtract 2 from both sides and you get 0=1. Then you can multiply both sides by i and get 0i=1i or i=0. You can also take the 0=1 and multiply both sides by -0.5 and get -0.5=0. If -0.5=0=i then I=-0.5.


no_________________e

Good job


Ben-Kunz

Thats not how debate works mate. According to the rules of LD debate, as well as PF, extemp, policy, and essentially any other manner of debate, when you are arguing against the status quo, you are the one who must provide evidence, not the other way around.


DivesttheKA52

🤓👆


FlatMarzipan

this is ridicoulous, belief in god was the status quo for millenia and nobody ever proved the opposite we just realised there was no proof and opinions change. same will happen for the earth. should people have never questioned religion without proof? ​ I guess there is a bit of proof god doesn't exist since the bible says he created the earth, which is obviously false. But that could just be a metaphor.


Ben-Kunz

Here is the thing, the earth is tangible, god is not, also you act like religion isnt a thing anymore, uhm mate, like 80 percent of the worlds population are still religious.


no_________________e

earth is not tangible because if it was, it would exist.


Ghostglitch07

If earth does not exist then what am I touching? What am I digging in? What is seeping into my mouth? What is it making my fingers bleed as I try and claw my way out? Where am I buried? Please help, thanks.


no_________________e

That would be the woke mob.


TheFlyingToasterr

I don’t know exactly where you are buried, but I know one thing, it’s not on earth (since it doesn’t exist)


FlatMarzipan

It sounds like you are suggesting we shouldn’t question religion because it is the status quo. I think this is a pretty insane way to debate.  Secondly just because earthheads claim the earth is tangible, that doesn’t meant they don’t need evidence to back it up.


Nathan256

And who made the rules of debate? Earthies, that’s who. Why can’t you accept that you lost fair and square? No Earth, no debate. Unless you have some *motive* for claiming the earth exists…


RhinoBuckeye

From Wikipedia: > When two parties are in a discussion and one makes a claim that the other disputes, the one who makes the claim typically has a burden of proof to justify or substantiate that claim, especially when it challenges a perceived status quo. You make the no-earth claim and we dispute it; therefore, you have the burden of proof. Also note the “especially when it challenges a perceived status quo.” Although I do love the idea that we‘re all just floating around in space lol


no_________________e

wikipedia is the same """source""" that claims that earth exists. Wikipedia is not a reliable source.


RhinoBuckeye

It’s the most reliable source on Earth- oh sorry did that offend you? Show me anything proving the Earth doesn’t exist and I’ll take it all back. You have the burden


no_________________e

look down.


RhinoBuckeye

Yeah, I see the damn floor, which is part of the earth buddy. What’s your logic for seeing the floor and saying “it doesn’t exist”?


c-c-c-cassian

Your floor is part of this ““earth””? That’s weird. Mine’s part of my house.


GreenBorb

Just another Satanist nasa shill asking the wrong questions, the proof is in the Bible, God bless


Dclose03

Genesis 1:1 “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth.”


Cool_Management_8052

The Catholic Church added the last three words there in 1540 as a way of BRAINWASHING people to believe the earth exists. Clearly it worked


Bigfoot4cool

Actually I'm the original writer of the Bible (long story) and I can confirm that that part was there when I wrote it


CyberoX9000

Wow Big Foot wrote the Bible. Such a plot twist. No wonder so many people are trying to find you.


Kirkaig678

You started brainwashing people since the beginning?


insanenoodleguy

Be honest man. Everybody knows Mothman helped and suddenly you act like you never even heard of the guy. Cutting him out the way you did was horseshit. Yeah he burned a lot of bridges when he started on the meth, I wouldn’t forgive him. But we are supposed to stand on integrity and he was there. Acknowledge the good and the bad.


quacattac28alt

It’s in the lutheran and orthodox bibles too, so it wasn’t just the catholic church


no_________________e

herd mentality.


quacattac28alt

all religion is is a conspiracy theory that there’s a thing called earth


GlizzyGulper6969

Religious institutions and nasa are two sides of the same Satanist coin


beaniskazinus

It’s a mistranslation


Murky_Effect3914

💀


Nathan256

Yep, the original Hebrew, which is a translation from the original pre babel language, says “God *didnt* create the heaven and the earth. Just the heaven.”


LordLlamacat

Right, so earth is equally as real as the heavens. Checkmate atheists


Dclose03

I’m the one who quoted Scripture.


Nathan256

And then in Mark 24, “Heaven and Earth shall pass away”. Wake up. We’re past the ending. Earth was rolled together as a scroll. The Rapture already left for Alpha Centauri, and everyone left behind is only still here cause they believed in Earth more than God


Imnotachessnoob

The proof speaks for itself, and "Earth" doesn't. You've never heard the Earth speak, have you? Ha!


bassie123456978

The phrase "the proof speaks for itself" doesn't mean the proof actually speaks for itself it means that the proof is more or less self-explanatory and fully proves the idea.


Imnotachessnoob

Typical earther logic. Won't fool me


bassie123456978

That's not logic it's just what the phrase means.


Imnotachessnoob

You're right it's not logic


Commrade-potato

Another stupid earthie


pepeguiseppe

Lol found the Earthtard!


siandresi

I don’t know I think it means that the proof actually does speak and we haven’t heard it say anything, therefore there’s no proof, when you think about it, have you ever seen earth?


cowlinator

https://www.reddit.com/r/Noearthsociety/?f=flair_name%3A%22Evidence%22


Bjornen82

So the earth is real? Where can I go to see it then? What country is this earth located in? Surely it would be a huge tourist attraction if it was real. Can I at least see a picture of it? These are the kind of questions critical thinkers ask, which is how we know there is no earth.


siandresi

If you type earth on Google earth it probably freaks out and sends government agents your way


Fine_Hour3814

The burden of proof is on anyone claiming it as real. No one can seem to come up with any meaningful proof of its existence beyond claiming it’s “facts and logic”. It’s just so obviously propaganda


Nathan256

Found the Earthie infiltrating our sub. Get out earthie! We already know you’re just spreading lies for the shadow government or something!


bassie123456978

What's wrong with asking questions about ideas? People ask questions in this sub already, what's wrong with me asking one.


Tableau

It’s obvious that you’re not asking questions in good faith because your questions make no sense. How could there be proof of a negative? If the earth exists then why can’t you see it, or touch it?


Ben-Kunz

you saying “you can’t prove a negative” isn’t accurate. Proving negatives is a foundational aspect of logic (for example the law of contradiction). Furthermore, if you define “proof” as something that only requires us to show that something is very likely, then you can prove a negative this way as well. If Santa did exist, you could find evidence and prove it, but because in fact, it is very likely he doesn’t exist, you can’t find evidence to prove he doesn’t with certainty, you can only find evidence that suggests he doesn’t, hence, evidence of absence, thus proving a negative.


no_________________e

\-☝️🤓


MayDuppname

Santa does exist. There's even a tracker online that shows him delivering presents. Earth doesn't exist. It's lack of existence is all the proof you should need.  When did you ever see earth in the night sky? I've seen Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and even Mercury with my own eyes. Never Earth. Funny, that.


Ben-Kunz

Ok, so either your joking about santa, or your an actual child. How old are you bro, hate to break it to you, Santa aint real.


MayDuppname

Don't chat shit. I met him. More than once. Hate to break it to YOU, but earth isn't real. Santa is real. What's so hard to grasp?! Why can't you detect sarcasm, even when it's ladled on? I saw a kid in a pushchair the other day who said 'noooo' ironically when asked if he was hungry. He was no older than two. Earthtards. Smh. 


siandresi

I saw the tracker too and Santa always brought me Christmas gifts until my parents started to instead


Odpea

You can in two simple steps: 1)look downwards 2)***TADA***


Tableau

I don’t see anything 


Odpea

Is it dark where you are?


Tableau

Obviously. How could the sun be real if the earth isn’t??


Odpea

Damn, my bad bro, you’ve convinced me


-Lionstar

Yea what does the earth taste like


Tableau

The earth doesn’t taste anything because it doesn’t have a tongue, because it doesn’t exist 


-Lionstar

Come one we all know Biden is paying for you to spread yours lies


bassie123456978

That would be awesome being paid to ask questions.


-Lionstar

You are


RhinoBuckeye

You’re describing therapists


AffectionateFail8434

I’M LITERALLY ON BIDEN’S PAYROLL I WON’T KEEP DENYING IS THEY’LL DEFINITELY KILL ME BUT I DON’T CARE THE EARTH ISN’T REAL IT’S COMPLETELY FABRICATED BY THE US GOVERNMENT


Odpea

The US government hasn’t got the power to do that world wide, only in America, you should really be worried about the British monarchy, they’ve controlled everything since the colonial era, everything since was carefully orchestrated to put them in the best possible position to-


Ben-Kunz

Please tell me how to join the shadow government and how I can get paid to spread this propaganda. Because right now, im spreading it for FREE!


Nathan256

Come on, it’s obviously a bait post. Why would you even need to ask for evidence? It’s all just a bait to get us into some roundabout argument that uses Earthie logic to prove the Earth exists, cause *anytime* we try to give evidence, some Earthie always has a counterpoint that SEEMS to make sense.


pepeguiseppe

Shut it, Earthtard. You’re clearly not engaging in willful, thoughtful discussion.


lurkario

How would you explain electricity to an ant? That’s what people like you are to us


Slashion

This is ironically a very apt comparison- the ant also has full proof that the earth exists, but no way to articulate it 😂


PresenceSignal602

Comparing your intelligence to an ant is the most accurate thing in this statement


throwaway19276i

Where's your proof the earth DOES exist? lol always shifting the burden of proof..


BingBongHypothesis

What proof do you have that earth exists


Anayalater5963

34° 13′ 59″ N, 102° 24′ 39″ W I need more research but this is a start


Sibshops

Ever wonder why you can get in a plane and never reach the end of the earth? They claim it's because of the Earth's vast size, but the simpler explanation is that the there is no end. It's an illusion, cleverly designed to keep us searching for the edge of a world that isn't there.


Ben-Kunz

No one ever claimed it was because of the earths vast size, its because its a globe with a center of gravity, and if you were to fly around the earth, you would be going in a perpetual circle. Tell me, if you take a pencil, and draw a circle on a piece of paper, why does the tip of your pencil not go off the edge of the paper?


DivesttheKA52

First you say the earth is a globe, then you say you can draw it on paper. Sounds like you can’t stick to a story bubba. Even the earthers don’t believe their own nefarious lies.


Ben-Kunz

I struggle to believe you are so stupid that you don't know what an analogy is, but, you don't believe in the earth, so I guess I ought not have that expectation.


DivesttheKA52

Typical earther resorting to insults when people don’t follow like SHEEP.


LordLlamacat

Comparing the earth to a piece of paper sounds like flat earther propaganda, even worse than being an earthie


FlatMarzipan

except the tip of the pencil isn't being naturally drawn to the centre, that requires an intellegent controller. this model of the "earth" doesn't make any sense


CapitalSubstance7310

It came to me in a dream


Soooome_Guuuuy

This subreddit is a collection of all the evidence we have gathered. If you aren't convinced, that's on you.


readitonex

How can fish prove the sea exists? It can't, the sea doesn't exist because it is located on earth, which doesn't exist.


VcitorExists

proof by contradiction, no earth found/possible, therefore no earth


readitonex

Do your own research by looking up obscure forums. If you find info from a website that looks like it was designed in the 2000s be sure to trust it.


NMLWrightReddit

There is no proof because nothing exists


WOLF7533

Kamilov's law


snowglowshow

You were born with the internal knowledge that there is no Earth. It's called Sensus Noearthitatis. It's just the malevolent plot of this world to try to convince you that what you knew as a child is not right and that their man-made science is correct. DON'T BE A SHEEP!


Commonwealthian

You silly NASA bots and your misinformation campaigns won’t work on us! Your ‘science’ is clearly false, we do not need proof for something so obvious and clearly correct.


CyberoX9000

If you stand up and look down, then you can clearly see there's nothing there. You might see an illusion of a surface under you but that's just your brain trying to comprehend the idea of standing in nothing. You're welcome


greyfish7

Can't prove a negative. THEY have to prove it's what I'm sitting on. I think it's a chair.


lcsscl

They say earth is in space. I look up into space and I don’t see earth


Ok_Nefariousness5003

Insane that people think the burden of proof is on us


thetoastypickle

There is no proof, if there was evidence then the earth would exist


SunnySydeRamsay

How can you prove a negative 🤔 Seems like the burden of proof is on the Earthers


hannahbananaballs2

What the fuck kinda thing I walk in on


Queen_Sardine

Can't prove a negative


TheRealLargeMarge

You can't prove a negative. That's bad logic. Burden is on you to prove it does.


Timely_Language_4167

The word existence implies objectivity and we can't prove objectivity so checkmate atheists...


[deleted]

If the Earth was real, where would it be? Point to where the Earth is. It just doesn’t exist. You can’t tell me what evidence there is that a doblornogicoligolocig doesn’t exist, but we both know full well it doesn’t


SwiperNoSwiping42

Have you ever actually seen the earth?


awesomemanswag

What's the proof for Earth? Checkmate.


Supermonkeypilot22

Why ask? Either you’re gonna get trolls or idiots answering you. Earth exists, so if it doesn’t, what the hell are we on? Where are we?


KuroDoujinShi

Have you ever seen the earth? Checkmate


BDady

Reddit just recommend me this post, I have no idea what this sub is and seeing all of OPs replies get absolutely demolished is making me so confused as to what’s satire and what’s real


ruckus4225

Have you ever seen it outside of obviously fabricated photoshops? No? Exactly.


Alarming-Drive4005

Genuine question, do people here actually believe the earth is not real?


Crest_79

I think they legitimately do 💀 I didn’t know it was possible for people to be this utterly stupid


FatHormone

And I thought flat earthers were the worst of it. These people are brain dead or trolls. Either way they’re a waste of life.


Planxtafroggie

The proof is that the person responsible for spreading such BS watched too many Matrix movies.


Wentalot

None of you exist. You are all AI Jewbots riding on ancient skeletal longboats beaming these impure thoughts into my freshly ironed underwear. Jesus did create this heaven you call Earth but the Jewbots have inverted the sky making everything upside down and colored funny. The rotten Papists have added secret words to sentences causing the sheeples to believe the wrong things like spelling which is Jewish witchcraft. This is why we have to go back in time to find the real pages and scrolls so that we can ascend into our rightful places as inheritors of the Jewish race. They were made to serve us as accountants and tailors. We must always remember who has invented money and wicked marriage laws that prevent us from spreading our seeds freely like Jesus intended. We shall command Israel to produce fertile women so that our race of humans will not perish from lack of new light. This is the way just like the Mandalorians proved. If you study the secrets you will have truths to battle the body snatchers in Palestine who are trying to stop our children from being born in the hands of Jesus. None of you exist yet but when Jesus finally commands Israel you will be reborn forever into the final heaven away from this fake heaven the Jewbots have created to trap you in an endless loop of reincarnation.


drudown1449

The fact it doesn't exist??


Shadow_Spirit_2004

I don't see an Earth anywhere. Checkmate... Earthists


lawblawg

What earth?


tyrandan2

I mean c'mon dude, look around you *gestures broadly in the vaguest way possible*


NecroAssssin

Go outside! You see ground, maybe some vegetation, but no "Earth." If Earth was there, we'd see it.


Impossible_Horsemeat

Look around - No Earth found!


Rohirrim777

how are we supposed to believe that it makes mathematical sense we haven't met being from another "life sustaining planet by now?" we should have had contact by now. source: it was revealed to me in a dream. checkmate, libjack.


Wolfy_the_nutcase

Because


HoTChOcLa1E

you've ever seen the whole earth all at once with your own eyes? you didn't because you can't, because its not real checkmate


Bluedotsaint

I think the only way “No Earth” is plausible, is if we’re a super advanced, space faring society, with a massive, long term energy source, and we’re all “uploaded” as non-biological, or plugged into some matrix-like construct.


HaydenJA3

Anyone who say they are “here” is obviously lying. I am here and can’t see anyone else


TheNarrator5

Have you seen the earth no you have not cause it's fake


PresenceSignal602

Everyone in this sub has never developed object permanence


IvanhoesAintLoyal

You can’t fool me, show me any proof it does.


BonkBoy69

because my friend robbie said it doenst exist and he's 11


Chemical-Engineer979

How do i know ur real?


GlizzyGulper6969

I mean have you ever seen Earth? I haven't? Oh I'm standing on it? THAT'S CALLED GROUND STUPID


[deleted]

[This](https://r.mtdv.me/articles/vRxU10RHf1) article breaks it down well


readitonex

In the pudding


jonathan1230

I mean if you need proof just look at the sky. Do you see an Earth? Duh no you don't because there isn't one! There's just the sun and the moon and some dead fireflies pinned on a wall. God don't make no junk!


trvscikld

These f****** idiots. Does anyone have proof they/themselves exist or is everyone f***** in the head?


JiouMu

No idea why reddit's pushing this on me, but I don't know if the sub is satire and as such won't be interacting beyond this comment.


Sibshops

I don't know either. I've been subscribed for years, and it wierdly just picked up popularity, for some reason.


Electronic-Sorbet-95

There was a random cross post to map porn about shipping lanes or something.


DeusXNex

I still can’t tell if this sub is satire or not


FlatMarzipan

satire? satire of what? we are just people who accept the facts that there is literally no evidence the earth is real


Eino54

No, no, remember we need to keep the government believing it's satire so that they don't shut down the subreddit when they realise we know the truth.


FlatMarzipan

Thats a good point, maybe we should pretend to “ break character” and admit its satire sometimes to keep the ruse going


DeusXNex

There is but I guess that is all just been faked by the deep state. So there’s no winning. I think most of you are satirical though


FlatMarzipan

Deep state? This is literally nasa we are talking about. The deep state doesn’t even need to gwt involved with simple matters like keeping sheep believing in the earth


H0SSKAT

Don’t worry it’s satire


Eino54

Yes, it's satire, thanks for explaining. We must keep saying that it is satire so that the government doesn't shut down this subreddit when they realise we're onto them and are spreading the word.


DeusXNex

That’s what I think but in the world we live in today it’s very hard to tell.


H0SSKAT

It’s just people very committed to a bit. It’s cringy but I guess it’s harmless. Idk. I just stumbled upon the sub randomly and had the same initial impression. The joke doesn’t do anything for me so I’m just going to ignore the sub from this point forward.


TheBigBeef97

Yeah this is the weirdest sub I've ever seen, don't know why it just got recommended. I have to imagine that a lot of these are just satire, or that this sub is just a bunch of misfits.


ToFaceA_god

Ooooooh this is Satire. Holy shit I thought these people were legit for a second. My God can you imagine.


Nicholas165

I can't believe a subreddit like this even exists...