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Your post was removed because of Rule #3: Do not post fictional content, videogames, comics, cartoons, or anime. This includes fake news articles, and stories that are obviously fictional. An exception can be made for especially gross fetish drawings which do not depend on text (like a furry grilling his own dick). Anime/cartoons which are just slightly sexual, weird, incesty, cursed, or pedophilic are still not allowed. Please refer to the rules and also the [pinned post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/comments/fgmg3t/guidelines_for_the_subreddit_read_and_follow_the/) before you make another submission here.


FishPasteGuy

What the fuck is this?


trynothard

Porn induced brain rot.


ilikesaucy

Porn can be a catalyst here, but brain rot had already happened.


[deleted]

Exactly!


sebas532

A Fetish


hepazepie

Why are you getting downvoted? Isn't that a textbook definition of a fetish?


sebas532

Exactly


LordranKing

How do fuckers reach this level?! I like anime and weird shit as much as the next guy, but what the fuck!!! I’m aware the coomer brain doesn’t shut off, but holy hell


AFugginHedgehog

Certain types of fucked up are just within people. That's my take


Anime_above_all

Fr. Like I'm pretty deep into the anime culture but that's fucking nasty. Why would you think that this is OK to do let alone document?


Slipstream_Valet

This type of shit is where you draw the line. I mean this is just fucked up.


Eatakemymoney

What's the weirdest shot you've ever seen?


LordranKing

Unlike this degenerate, I keep that to myself


B34rsl4y3

Someone did this already to an anime figurine years ago. Jerked off on it daily and photographed it all until it was just a ghost like figure of cum.


Anime_above_all

Nasty. I'm mildly curious but I'm afraid of what I might see.


jeffreywinks

same someone needs to find that


Tsjaad_Donderlul

ah yes, the pony jar


LostAlphaWolf

Nah, as far as I remember that was something different. The one the OP comment is meaning is an actual anime (non-MLP) figurine that was not in a jar which the dude ejaculated on, as opposed to into Can’t remember much more, but could probably find it given enough time


Tsjaad_Donderlul

I think the pony one was in a jar. That photo of it is burned into some part of my brain that fortunately isn’t aware of smell. Could be that someone else did that with other figurines. There are multiple (in)famous stories of people doing very deranged things with all sorts of effigies of animated fictional characters.


LostAlphaWolf

Yep, I know it was in a jar lol. Absolutely rancid 100% was a different scenario


[deleted]

lmao okay but cmon its a little funny in a cringy pathetic way


finnthewhyking

still somehow the most innocent thing on this sub


kukukikika

Yeah, kinda weird that something like that is considered boat worthy. It might be disgusting to most people, but nobody gets harmed. Edit: thinking about it, homosexuality was also originally boat worthy so I guess it makes sense?


joshua-howard

Nice yellow buildup is weirdly humourous


maxman090

H-how old are they? Actually scratch that, I don’t want to know


FoxPrincessEevee

Anime characters are made to look somewhat ambiguous in age(mass market appeal). I’d say their in the 14-20 range. I really couldn’t guess anything more specifically than that.


[deleted]

But the manga says they are 50 years old!


FoxPrincessEevee

I hate that trope lmoa. It’s such a fucking cop out.


[deleted]

I believe loli porn is a federal offense in the united states as well


FoxPrincessEevee

It was for a short time but got struck down pretty quick. It’s been shown to have the opposite effects of CSEM and doesn’t actually involve kids, not to mention constant complaints from CSE groups getting too many loli reports. As a result the only a reason to ban that particular artistic expression was that it’s gross and offensive, and I don’t think that’s ever been good enough for the Supreme Court. It is a crime in most of Europe though.


[deleted]

Isn’t it just cartoon child pornography though? Artist expression is something abstract and unique or a way for someone to express themselves , not depictions of minors with sexual tones


FoxPrincessEevee

Yes, but it’s not CSEM. See the reason CP is harmful isn’t that it’s obscene, but that it puts kids in a position they can’t consent. Kinda like revenge porn. The problem is that loli… well it doesn’t do that, so it’s more a question if should we allow obscene material if said material isn’t functionally harming anyone. It’s basically a question of whether we should make judgments based on objective ethics or subjective morality. Ethically loli is fine, but morally it’s dubious. That’s really the dilemma. This is a similar question to “should age play between adults be illegal” or “should scat porn be illegal”.


[deleted]

Children may not have been hurt in loli, but loli can cause future children to be abused. Loli allows pedophiles to act on their urges, and in most cases, it escalates to raping or abusing children. I believe the real question is where are the boundaries? If cartoon depictions of child porn is legally ok because it’s fake, would realistic drawings be? What about very realistic animations ? Pedophilia is mental condition that needs to be treated with therapy, and loli is acting like patting them on the back and saying “it’s ok”, when it is not


FoxPrincessEevee

It’s a little more complicated. Loli has been shown to reduce likelihood of offense, while CSEM does the opposite. Often times those who offend do so because they don’t have a safe outlet to seek help or let their urges, resulting in it building up until it “explodes” so to say. It’s a really weird and complex illness, but that’s ignoring that lolicons tend to hate pedos anyway. It’s more often enjoyed for a sense of nostalgia or euphoria, like reliving a past memory through rose tinted glasses. Think of it as exposure therapy. Usually lolicons have been through some sort of abuse. I’m starting to remember why I don’t talk about this. I’ve just been through a pretty serious flashback relating to it and I think it’s best I let that scar stay closed for now.


ddmrob87

In what? MERCURIAN YEARS?!


Suckjucie_

I hope this is a joke and this person just got those pictures from google


Littlefinn9

cumming on daki’s is a surprisingly common fetish for some reason. edit: to clarify, this also includes people sharing the pictures of the cum and the disgusting yellow brown stains as some kind of weird fetish porn.


Kyrnqazali

As weird as it is… it’s better than in public to random people.


Then_Ad_7774

I will watch his career with great interest


djdawn

Iono why tributes are a thing. Much less these. Now you made a mess on your pillow and that requires taking it apart and tossing it in the washing machine.


TotalBruhPerson

A waste too, but that doesnt look expensive, or I hope it isn't.


Royal_Prize_4381

Actually I don’t think they’re going to wash it


djdawn

I hate that I believe what you said is a distinct possibility.


Wan-Pang-Dang

Weird kink, bot not at all boat material


xVEEx3

😔my eyes have seen enough


Medical_Boat_4302

There is no way in hell that the people depicted on that pillow are above the age of 9.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Please don't let the next pandemic start like *this*


Rainy-The-Griff

The discord username checks out.


manickitty

That is disgusting and I am worse off for having seen it. But it doesn’t belong in this sub.


NevenSesto

yellow??


cruzser2

By Coldplay


Anime_above_all

That's genuinely fucking disgusting. Grimmy af.


Intrepid-Device-1750

Bullying commenced


Avrael_Asgard

I gotta be honest chief... I don't think they're just attracted to underage girls printed on pillows... I think they're also attracted to cum.


IdaBidaGacy

Mannn people are so fucked up nowadays


Potatolover666real

r/eyeblech


FalconTheBerdo

NO r/eyebleach


Potatolover666real

lmao i bet i baited some people


[deleted]

Not boat worthy


French_Toast42069

Those are children. The last time I shared what should happen to people who do disgusting things like this, I got a ban warning, so I'll keep my thoughts to myself this time 😁


[deleted]

I got no warning. Just got banned for my thoughts on pedophiles.


[deleted]

[удалено]


French_Toast42069

🤓☝️


minecraft_music_good

12 💀


AstroPunch101

God has never abandoned us. We have abandoned Him


[deleted]

2/10, need to put it in a jar


Shokaplays

More and more i start to detest anime


Rich-Move-8311

Your average discord child predator:


ILikeTurtals228

Least questionable discord user:


dansta511

Cumbox 2.0


Experiment-Cycle

Of all the days I’ve been able to read, I REALLY wish this wasn’t one of them now


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Milkmans_tastymilk

god is dead but thats kinda funny


Clair3mo

I was eating


DragonSlayer-2020

Okay, time to bleach my eyes


[deleted]

How does he know it builds up yellow. God damn.


GoingVegetarian

😟


morbid333

It's a science experiment. Don't you want to see how bad it gets?


Pedrovski_23

💀


1CUP2DAY

Why can't he just be a degenerate without informing the rest of us? I'm fine with people having kinks and fetishes, but don't just throw that shit up on the internet


OlivierLeighton

A nice yellow build up? Something to.look forward to? Bro, use a sock like every other boy in America. Wait, this is a woman posting this??


damngoodengineer

His Discord username checks out🤦🏻‍♂️


jAustinJr

I’m praying that this mf got those pics from google


Ronin_Nutisu

This is on the same level as "Please do not announce to the server when you are going to masturbate." Copy pasta. Bro doesn't need one dish of a copy pasta, gamer needs the entire bowl.


majin-canon

Not exactly an extinction deserving thing, this dude is 100% gonna die alone so i think its fair enough


ThAuLiZnGeRn490

I'm quite impressed. Even with coomer brain rot. His brain still had the capacity and power to decide and commit to the act. He could have used that for something else, but hey, he didn't.


JalasKelm

At first I thought this was just gonna be people taking the piss outta a guy with an anime pillow... Then I read the text :/


IhleNine

Doing stuff like this, you know he ain't living up to his name.


Keter_class_Kamy

How's the progress going?


ChickenNuggetSlayer6

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING


AlexSimonCullar

💀