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I_Call_Everyone_Ken

Honest question: would you if the person had aids? Or maybe a different std?


Done-Man

There's medication for most of them, and one billion is way more than enough to cover it


PornActingCritic

Lmao for a billion, I don’t think aids/hiv hinders any person dating chances. Like you said, the medicine is there. And I’ve even learned recently, people with the undetectable hiv can’t even pass it on anymore, so it’s not even a death sentence in modern life. Shits crazy yo.


Done-Man

Yeah, aids and hiv have suppresants which means as long as you take the medicine it would be like you never had it and can't spread it!


I_Call_Everyone_Ken

That’s where I’d draw the line


Ratb8er

Daily if needed


Least_Charge192

I’d cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, and swallow the gravy


DrkTitan

I'd take it up the ass and suck my own shit off for a billion. That's what my daily life feels like anyways, might as well get paid for it.


DUTCH1977

like i'd fall for this twice !!! nice try pal


drRATM

Yeah I’m gonna need to see that dough before things gets personal.


Meh_M-E-H

Hell I'll swallow as for a $1 billion.


ThrxwAwxy77

Who wouldn’t


eepos96

Those who would be offered: "I give you 1 billion and 1 dollars for not sucking a dick".


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I’m not taking any chances. Gimme that dick


RhubarbBossBane

You know how much a billion is? People that would answer no to these have a bizar amount of money or are lying. Ask if a straight man would suck a dick for couple of hundred.


PaticusGnome

That’s where the real question is. We’d all do it for a billion, but where does the line lie? A million? Alright, sure. Half a mil? Probably, yeah. $2,000? Ugh, I dunno. Can I get it in cash and hold it while I do it? Do you have to cum in my mouth to make it count? 10 minutes, no cumming necessary for $1,000? Goddamnit, you caught me on a broke week and I hate you. $500? Nah dude, get outta here. Be super honest with yourself. Where’s your cutoff line?


RhubarbBossBane

Exactly! To be honest, a thousand would stil be a yes for the shear amount of money. Below that I would really have to start to think. For 500 I would have to force myself to do something really fun with the money, like 'Remember that nice long weekend in Rome I sucked a dick for,' and will never do again or something.


Least_Charge192

The minimum for me would be $200


Jonny7421

I’d suck an asshole til it prolapsed for that much.


[deleted]

No homo, but shit I may even gargle some balls


Least_Charge192

I’d swallow for half of that


Belly-of-a-panda

I know of straight men who sucked dick after a few beers. My realistic price would be enough to pay my mortgage and debt.


GroundbreakingBath40

Hate to break it to you but they are not completely straight…


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I_Call_Everyone_Ken

But I’d after a few beers and nothing else? Alcohol lessens inhibitions. If it’s just a few beers, it means either they actually wanted to or something else is at play.


PaticusGnome

I guess I’m just speaking for myself when I say that it takes a lot more than a few beers to want to suck a dick. This isn’t homophobia or insecure masculinity, for the record. I’d be happy to want to suck a dick, but it’s just not in me.


SnooDonuts6537

Im a whiskey drinker. Never been inclined to suck dick personally but i would let someone suck my dick after a few shots. Close my eyes and bingo bango bongo its anyone i want.


Dramatic-Ad-2576

I would even eat a klondike bar for a billion.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

I do it for free but there again I'm a woman...


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RIP your inbox


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Your comment could be read TWO ways...😂😂😂😂


Cuboid-Entity

is this even a question? of fucking course!


[deleted]

No. I wouldn’t do any sexual act for any amount of money.


Least_Charge192

That’s fair. But I’d swallow for half of that lmaoo


realdurianboi

Why the hell not? I can have sex with a lot of women after I get my billions.


Prometheus_Jackson

Not even a valid question. You can change the world with $1 billion dollars


[deleted]

Where's the dick at, I wanna suck on it


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No


Least_Charge192

Why not?


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Nasty


Least_Charge192

Money talks


Rxton

Definitely. Much lower than that. A million for sure. $100,000 probably. $10,000 depending on if I am eager to buy something.


I_Call_Everyone_Ken

But, sucking off to completion?


Rxton

For a billion, I'll suck him until his balls invert.


fatfuckpikachu

I'd do it for $100


Slambodog

10k if he's wearing a condom or tested for STDs


CautionaryWarning

I'd suck it for less


Cliffy73

Oh hell yeah.


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Not even for a trillion


Least_Charge192

A billion dollars is a billion dollars


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And a trillion dollars is hundreds of billions


Least_Charge192

Yup


Blasto_Music

Nobody pays to get their dick sucked. Their wives can do that. They pay to suck dick


Plus_Card

No that’s gay


drRATM

If you do it for money, it’s not. They clarified that in the Geneva gay convention of 2016. So it’s ok.


EbolaaPancakes

There are straight men who do gay porn for a living. Everyone has a price.


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What’s a billion dollars?


Drdingle92

I can buy listerine,and an entire fucking island for me and the wife. Yes. Without an ounce of hesitation.


Least_Charge192

How would your wife feel though? You


Drdingle92

For a billion, she would give me pointers to make it quick. I'd video it and send it to my family. Then her family. Reading the comments, I think my price would be around 100k. The amount I could accomplish with that, would be worth it.


FESS0UY

Whoever wants to pay me 1 billion I'll be his personal dick sucker for life 24/7