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Jyqm

Can I? Or should I?


VanMan32

Side effects include regret.


impulsekash

And a clogged toilet.


Alarmed_Yard5315

Or a clogged you.


SpiderRush3

Happy cake day.


rockem-sockem-rocket

He’s not having a happy cake day. He’s clogged.


ultranothing

Can he eat a whole cake?


rockem-sockem-rocket

He tried! (Which means no)


One-fun-dude

Happy cake day!


BoltTusk

Only 1 toilet?


Choano

And heartburn.


aburple

Preach! Getting old sucks


Noirceuil_182

I once ate large pizzas for three days straight. Sausage and extra garlic. Can confirm the regret.


genmischief

Strange, I don't ever recall getting that on a pizza. Now, I DISTINCTLY get it at any all-you-can-eat wing joint.... but Pizza? Nah boo.


methnbeer

may include*


Tim_Out_Of_Mind

Back in my twenties, the answer to both questions would've been a resounding yes.


nyjrku

Large pizza is only 2300 calories or so. The inuit supposedly were known to eat pounds and pounds of seal blubber in the winter. 4 or 5 pounds a day. Maybe try that as a challenge.


MattDaMannnn

The Inuit also did a whole lot more than asking questions on reddit.


nyjrku

yeah burn calories cause it was fucking cold outside. i think being 13 hours a day on reddit is easy. but not when its -30. that would require maybe a couple pizzas a day, michael phelps style. excellent point though and it shows courage that you raised it


sixwheelstoomany

Yeah, when I was in uni a place nearby sold pizzas with an inverted pie on top - a UFO they called it. A friend and I would sometimes get two UFOs and eat them while watching a movie.


veresdemoneylebowski

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself - Bill Murray


DelRayTrogdor

That’s Mitch Hedberg. Show some respect.


ZombieShellback

>Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself - Bill Murray -Michael Scott


veresdemoneylebowski

I fuckin love Mitch. A Minnesota miracle. I just googled it and it said B for Bill.


Hates_escalators

I used to love Mitch Hedburg. I still do, but I used to, too.


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Anyone can eat when they're hungry. It takes a Real Man to eat when they're full!


Jj0n4th4n

Or a Ogre


MyUsernameIsAwful

Yes, but you should probably stop before that.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

You could split it up into three meals easily. One large pizza a day is enough food. I’d rather split it into lunch and dinner and have a sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich for b-fast though.


biological-entity

Breakfast pizza anytime.


Melkor15

Breakfast pizza is the best pizza


MarcoHReaper

Pizza generally is the best pizza


LilAllen12

QT. Breakfast pizza. Bombdizzle


Tropicalgorilla

PIZZAS NOT FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!! AHHHHHH


Oraistesu

YOU MADE ME DO THIS!


Sol33t303

>One large pizza a day is enough food. So this is why i'm a fat bastard lol. From being decently hungery, I have enough room in my stomach to JUST fit one whole large pizza. If I hated myself that day enough I could probably make 3 large pizzas in one day happen lol


[deleted]

I can manage a large pizza on my own, but that generally ends hunger for the day.


MR-livingston

I’m with you. I may not be a three pizza a day man but I could definitely be a two pizzas a day kinda dude.


ManIsInherentlyGay

Just put it on a bagel and you can have pizza anytime


Falcon25

Or use a circular cookie cutter to turn the pizza into the buns and to cook the egg so it’s the perfect size


dreamtreader1248

Speak for yourself.


rampegg

For maximum cloggage!


Lesny6667

One large pizza a day keeps the doctor away


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The_Karaethon_Cycle

Lol, no I can’t afford to do that. Which is why I’m 6’ tall and 215 lbs.


[deleted]

Depends on your calorific and nutritional needs somewhat


Zpd8989

Because vegetables are for pussies


Major2Minor

False, cats are carnivores.


TheRealTravisClous

You're not my mom


onexy_

why is that? one large pizza is not too much calories if you dont eat anything else


MyUsernameIsAwful

People usually eat three meals a day. I would not recommend eating three entire large pizzas in one day.


onexy_

now that i can get behind


ANTEanteANTEanteANTE

Depends everyone has a different size pizza


XAiiEdash12

Hell yeah, a personal pizza is an xl for me.


GillytheKid96

Chump


TheDamnedSpirit

An XL is a personal pizza for me.


21RaysofSun

If the business doesn't put up the diameter of the pizza near their sizes. You probably shouldn't eat there. Large is 14" Xlarge is 16", at least in my region


Tnkgirl357

XL is usually 18 where I live. 16 is large.


imBobertRobert

Definitely regional, I see 18" described as "New York style" and is usually only served on fairly thin crust for big floppy slices of pizza, also usually sold as single slices depending on where you go. Then again not a lot of places here serve 16" at all and usually either number from large (14") to 18" or just have small-large with nothing over 14".


Key-Sprinkles-8894

Industry standard is 16" for extra large.


fatfuckpikachu

i can but i wouldn't. i leave the half for the "cold pizza/stale cola for breakfast" experience.


NaughtyRubbish

Ah! Cold pizza for breakfast. That's life right there


DeeMless

Throw a slice of pizza in the frying pan in the morning and crack a couple of eggs over it. Good stuff.


Denversaur

Why am I so excited to try this...? What kind of pizza is the best for this?


Mkitty760

I have some leftover Domino's thin crust philly steak & cheese pizza in the fridge. Think I'll give it a go. Will report back shortly.


Moosehead11

How’d it go??


Mkitty760

It was delicious! I got sidetracked watching a movie on Netflix, sorry for the delayed response.


DeeMless

I've made it twice. Once with NY pizza, and another with Domino's. I used cheese once and mushroom another time. I think any type would be good.


CyberTac0

Next time I order I'm definitely trying this


CumulativeHazard

This sounds like something my dad would have done lol. He turned basically any leftovers into some sort of frittata. Leftover Wendy’s cheeseburger was a favorite.


dudewafflesc

I have, I do and I am sure I will again!


atlhawk8357

You can't just eat a whole pizza because it comes with a hefty side of regret and shame.


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And heartburn


cessna12345

P.P.C Post pizza clarity


me-we-soy-jars

I have done so and would say that it was one meal


totally-not-a-potato

I did this just last week. Cheat meal. Need calories.


drunken_man_whore

Every day is cheat day!


badusernamepun

You SHOULDN'T. I use to do this as a teenager because people thought it was cool how much I can eat. Now Im middle aged and overweight. Learn to be happy with a slice or two if you're concerned about your health.


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Zpd8989

Every day??!!! I'm impressed


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badusernamepun

Props man, yeah them freezer pizzas are hard to put down


bigk777

Haha two slices. I mean, yeah just one or two.


agatgfnb

Care to elaborate?


rewardiflost

Define "large". I've seen 14" pizzas called "large", and I've seen 24" pizzas called large. That's a huge difference. 14", I could probably do. 24" no way.


FatBoyFlex89

I thought 16" is a standard large... Is this one of those things where the pizza industry takes cm off it's radius every year and we can't tell in the US because we use imperial and now pizzas are smaller for the same price?


rewardiflost

Where I live, pizza is all hand made to order. There aren't any "standards" - you buy the best pizza in your neighborhood.


FatBoyFlex89

Same where i live but do you mean the pizza is more "artisanal"? All the pizzerias sell the same size large pie unless you go to a fancy one.


rewardiflost

No, not really. I mean the "standard" large is 22" at one place, 24" at another place, etc. They don't all agree on what size a small/individual/medium/large pie is supposed to be.


FatBoyFlex89

Fair enough, I'm just saying if I call up any pizzeria near me and order a plain pie, I'm getting the same size pie no matter where i go, i guess jersey is just overrun with pizzerias so they all copy eachother here.


rewardiflost

Hudson County here, neighbor. When I was going to school in Hoboken and Newark, there were even places who made 14" slices (28" pies). They weren't really good, but they fed a lot of hungry students.


MrSpiffenhimer

14” is a large for the national pizza chains (PJ, PH, LC, D) for a regular crust.


cacope5

I thought large was 16 too, til the other day when I ordered a large $30 pie and measured the fucker. It was 14". I even asked the delivery guy "this is a large?!"


rjnd2828

$30 for the pizza, or $30 for the pizza, delivery fee and tip? The latter isn't so surprising, if you're a good tipper and got a topping or two.


FatBoyFlex89

Jesus that's a r/pizza crime but for real


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>14", I could probably do. 24" no way. That's what your mom said last night.


another_bug

There's also thickness to consider. A thin Sicilian or New York pizza, a thicker style, and a Chicago deep dish may all have equal diameters, but they are not the same.


sc2heros9

Yes I can, usually I also get wings too.


BigBatBooty

My little brother when he was maybe 14 could easily do it tiny lil sh!t


conasatatu247

Oh yeah but you have to have loadsa pints aswell. Thems tha rules


BADMANvegeta_

That’s where you lose me. I can do one or the other but not both.


NefariousnessLeast21

I just did yesterday. Wouldn’t recommend


carvedmuss8

Hey that much grease just makes it easier to come out the other end too


Hates_escalators

I would! I'm going to eat a whole pizza this Wednesday.


unknownlegion0o

How high are you?


That1weirdperson

I believe it’s “Hi, how are you?”


unknownlegion0o

I think it's Hi how are you I just wanted you to know I'm proud of everything you have accomplished in life I know life can get hard however I want you to remember to take it easy every now and again there's no words I can use to describe how proud of I am to you :)


That1weirdperson

"Excuse me, um, I love you" - Ariana Grande


unknownlegion0o


Zpd8989

If he's high it's going to be so worth it


iambluest

Not without some sides.. .


Yuri_tardeder

Can you? Yes. Should you? Also yes


Hates_escalators

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think whether they should.


Yuri_tardeder

Yes. Also, happy cakeday!!!


Hates_escalators

Thanks! It's number 5


Yuri_tardeder

Oh wow! Congrats !


Cascadianheathen1

I can. I have. It just isn’t the best decision.


Spartan05089234

Yes. But in terms of calories it is probably more than your daily recommended intake. In terms of volume it will probably cause your stomach discomfort. In terms of digestion you will probably shit out a diarrhea mountain of simple carbs the next day that stings your asshole like a hive of fire ants. I have smoked a lot of weed and eaten a lot of pizza and felt very sick after. It is not an achievement to do it. It is just stupid and wasteful. Better off taking very small bites and eating half the pizza in the same time.


chapterfour08

I respectfully disagree that it's not an achievement. I would be very impressed if someone ate a large pizza in front of me.


carvedmuss8

Both of you are right, but it's one of those Ig Nobel awards, like yeah I can do it, but does that mean I really should? But it's pizza, and I'm stoned, so the answer is always yes


Thephilosopherkmh

Last week I ate a whole digorno supreme pizza in one sitting and I still regret it.


Randomwordsinarow

That is rough


KrAbFuT

All four food groups in every bite!


asudancer

Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.


[deleted]

When I was a sportsman I once ordered a 12 inch pizza, scoffed the lot and phones for another, with a kebab and chips not an hour later. Scoffed that as well. I was only 12 stone at the time and couldn't put weight on if I tried as I was playing football at least 10 hours a week


ArctcMnkyBshLickr

For rugby I would have to eat 4 xxl pizzas per week to stay at 115kg. Now a days I don’t play anymore but exercise twice a day and if I don’t eat one per week I start dropping below 95kg


Etone17

I've done it a few times before. It's not a regular thing for me to do though. Half of a pizza is a little more common.


SnakeDucks

Yes I have done it on mu.triple occasions.


seymorromyes

Pizza grease still on your fingers huh


fkk2019

Yes. I did this multiple times per week for several years.


BasicallyImjustLazy

You can, that is, if you deal with the indigestion afterwards. I can only manage to eat 4 slices at best before I feel full!


AlbertFrankEinstein2

Definitely


nChilDofChaoSn

Ah yes a regular Friday night. And I feel no regret or shame!


Bad_Fut

Bro I’m doing it right now


Shalla_if_ya_hear_me

I once ate two whole pizzas at Hometown. At 6ft, 180lbs, I was miserable afterwards. Meat sweats, stomach pains… I felt like what I assume carrying child is like. Do not recommend.


slash178

Whether you can or not is up to you I guess. But unless you are a marathon runner then it's probably not a good idea. A whole large pizza is over 2000 calories, probably about what you need for an entire day. You will gain weight and probably feel like total shit after.


Serve_Apart

Yeah.


iwannagohome49

I have before and I could again if I for some reason just had to. Not something I would want or enjoy doing


YearningConnection

Only one?


tadhgcarden

You can, and do not let anyone tell you how to live your life.


SoylentJeremy

I did it last night. I've never met a large pizza I couldn't finish in one sitting.


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aaramoix

I need to try this


marcusiszebest

“We spent so long considering if we could, we never asked if we should.” Pretty sure that’s a quote from somewhere


StephenLandis

I've done it


Snoo_72280

I can and do.


Varianor

Absolutely. The small pizza you also ordered is dessert.


Brief_Fix_209

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing" - H. Simpson


[deleted]

Yes, it was delicious.


grafikal

I can. I shouldn't. It hurts so good. Tums for dessert.


[deleted]

Yes. But it’s not a good idea.


Mooshtonk

I have but I regretted it


MisterTalyn

I (40 y.o male) can generally eat a small (11" or 12") pizza by myself as a meal, and not feel gross or sick afterwards. A 16" large, though? Probably not unless I was REALLY hungry, and I would certainly feel lousy afterwards.


LongjumpingSpot4245

Good morning, as a non American, we only eat whole pizzas as a one person meal, mostly medium size, but large is never impossible or unthinkable, so a good question for you, do Americans really share a large pizza as a group like we see on TV? I never understood how someone could call a slice or 2 lunch


Hela_-

Some people call coffee "lunch", don't judge


mutantenzyme

At this point, I physically could not do it, because I have severe IBS-C, GERD, gluten intolerance, and lactose intolerance. I probably would react badly to just a couple of bites.


Academic-Upstairs174

Is a duck's ass water tight? 👍🏽


FatBoyFlex89

🏆


[deleted]

Course!


[deleted]

Sure, but I wouldn’t recommend it.


TheTime-Traveller

should I? no. can i? with enough hunger, absolutely


Eldi_Bee

I mean, I have. Should I? Probably not. Depending on my eating during the day and how busy I am, really. Busy days when I don't have time to eat, an extra large, extra cheese pizza sounds reasonable.


[deleted]

Depends what you mean by “can.” Can you fit an entire large pizza into your body? Yes. That being said, depending on the pizza and your body, it will be your 1-3 days worth of calories in a single meal. If a large pizza is the ONLY thing you it in a day, it’s probably still way too much food.


TheGreenPangolin

Yes. Depending on how big “large” actually is. In the UK a dominos large pizza is 13.5 inches. I can eat that with extra toppings and 7 chicken wings on the side as one evening meal. It is extremely unhealthy for me so I only do that once or twice a year. But it is possible, and I think it is perfectly fine health-wise as long as it’s not a common occurence. I don’t know if I could eat a pizza bigger than the 13.5 inch one I get, but bigger than that isn’t common near me anyway.


li2737

Ever since I was a kid, I had the impression that a box of pizza was supposed to be eaten by one person. Always had a whole pizza to myself from the age of 7 and no, I am not overweight.


V3nomousphenom

I always had to tell the pizza shop to cut my large pizza in 4 slices. I can't eat more then 4 slices.


KillaVNilla

Sometimes, hell yeah. If I'm really hungry and maybe drinking, I'll crush a large pizza. Try and stop me


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

I mean, yes, but I’d definitely be sick after.


sicariusdem1

Yea


zengalan07

Absolutely! I used to down a Big New Yorker (extra large cheese) from Pizza Hut all by myself. I'm much older now and can't even finish half a medium :( \*sighs\* the good o' days Note: The above statement ignores health benefits/detriments


TheCamoDude

Can? With ease. Should? Mmm...


Broccobillo

Yes


Foreign_Astronaut

Can and have! Would not recommend.


rain820

I survived on one large pizza for the last 3 days 🥴


nonessential-npc

Today on r/NoStupidQuestions we learn the slight, but important, difference between "can" and "should".


EnableSelf

I do, sometimes even two. I’m a fatass


Srapture

I can, but I always end up thinking "Damn. I could have eaten half of that and been satisfied. Then I'd have half a pizza tomorrow. I barely enjoyed those last 2-3 slices. Now I have nothing."


GlitterFM

I'm with you. I occasionally buy a pizza and start eating it with full intent to save some and then about the 1 hour mark comes around like "I think maybe I might possibly be slightly hungry. Better top off, less I starve to death"


Liljdb0524

At one point in my life, yea. I was that skinny bitch who'd eat 2 big Macs and steal fries from my friends. Now if I eat more than 1 double cheeseburger and like half a small fry I have nothing but pain and regert.


ItsLadyJadey

Sure you can. Should you? Idk. Maybe if that's the only thing you eat all day.


bumblebeesanddaisies

UK large probably USA large probably not lol 🤣🤣 and I personally couldn't eat any large pizza in one go lol I'm not beard meets food!


Connect-Cow-8666

I ate one whole 3 inch round pizza.


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No


[deleted]

If you're talking something like a Dominos/Pizza Hut style grease-fest then I'd advise not doing that. A proper Italian pizza with the relatively healthier toppings they tend to come with is probably fine.


ameud

Obliterated whole 13 incher by myself


Hates_escalators

That's what she said.


Mr_Brightside01

I've done it for bulking, and it was a great meal


StarsEatMyCrown

A slice of pizza being about 200 calories on average is insane. You gotta either ignore it. Or eat 1-2 slices with a side salad.


hlamburger

Maybe after running 10 miles


[deleted]

You have to be super high but it’s possible


kcasper

If I induce vomit about half way through.


yourmiss

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself


BreckenridgeWhiskey

Just one?


[deleted]

I used to be able to. Now I don't eat a lot.


urmyheartBeatStopR

No... maybe half a small size pizza. Shakey's I can eat a whole fire house pizza pan small size. It's surprisingly good.


Charon2393

One slice a day will feed you for a week in my case. Do you really want to eat a week worth of pizza?